Yiren's non-human chat group

Lingtai square inch mountain, slanting moon, ah!Wrong set.

"Go down Wuzhi Mountain to an old temple. In front of the temple is a Buddha statue, 250 feet high and [-] feet wide. Monkey King is there."

Recalling the scene described by the incarnation of the Buddha in the original book, Xiao Yiren stood in a ruined temple, scanned the mountains and rivers, and soon locked on to the great Buddha who has been through the ages.

There is a lotus pond at the foot of the Buddha, in which lotus flowers and green lotus leaves are everywhere, and the quiet and elegant lotus flowers are in bud.

Most of the lotus flowers in the pond are pink in color, but there is only one white lotus, which is happy and independent, showing its beautiful flower to the sky.

And at the foot of the independent white lotus, there is a stone cave, the light under the stone cave is dark but there is another cave, this is where the great sage Equaling Heaven in the world of "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons" is located.

"Hey, is there anyone down there? Is there anyone down there? If there's no one down here, I'm going to start taking out the trash."

"Hey hey don't don't don't know there are people down there, there's Yin down there."

Listening to Huang Bo's familiar accent, Xiao Yiren clapped his hands, come on, this is it, Monkey King didn't run away.

Immediately, Xiao Yiren bent down, stretched out his hands and peeled off the lotus flowers and leaves blocking the entrance of the cave, facing the yellow below, ah bah, the humanoid Monkey King said:

"Hey, why is there someone here in this barren mountain? The bald man down there, you are not human."

"Bald? Bald?"

Hearing Xiao Yiren's address to him, Sun Wukong's face darkened suddenly, but he quickly turned back, touched the thin hair on his head, and said with a playful smile:
"No, I'm a human, I just fell down accidentally, can you help me, find a rope for me, and pull me out?"

As he said that, he pretended to cry, crying about how he fell, how he was so hungry and skinny, and there were old people and children at home. Anyway, he was so pitiful, so he could arouse people’s sympathy. .

Looking at the acting skills, if Xiao Yiren didn't know the real situation, he might have been deceived by him.

"As expected of a role played by an actor, this acting skill is beyond the blue."

With a soft sigh, Xiao Yiren quietly watched Sun Monkey's performance on it. Sun Dasheng personally taught how to sell miserably. Such an awesome video can't be sold for three to five to eighty thousand. Come on, Brother Monkey, can you do it this year? It's up to you to get a new car.

Of course, although he thought so in his heart, on the surface Xiao Yiren's behavior was quite normal. When the yellow version of Sun Monkey was sold out, he immediately said very flatteringly:

"Big Brother, I also know that you are miserable, but there is no rope, no ladder, and not even a longer piece of wood. If I go down [-]% of the time, I will have to put myself up. It's not right, it's not right .”

Saying that, Xiao Yiren wanted to pretend to leave.

It can be seen that seeing Xiao Yiren's appearance, Sun Wukong was really anxious. In this barren mountain and wild ridge, it is his luck to meet one or two people in the past few decades.

In the past 500 years, that was 500 years!It didn't take him so long to learn art and even go to heaven to have fun with a watermelon knife from Nantianmen to Jiuchongtian.

But for such a long time, he didn't touch anyone in a daze.

At this moment, he finally met someone who had a chance to come out, how could he give up so easily?
"Hey, wait, wait, little brother, wait first."

Hearing the call from Monkey King below, Xiao Yiren showed a faint smile at the corner of his mouth, and slowly stopped his leaving steps, and said:

"Why, brother, do you need any other help? According to my employer's instructions, I still need to find a demon king named Sun Wukong? By the way, brother below, have you ever heard of the name Sun Wukong? Listen to that person say it Trapped in this place too."

"Sun Wukong?"

Hearing Xiao Yiren's words, Monkey King below fell into a brief silence, but soon he spoke again, and said excitedly:

"Little brother, what a coincidence, the monster named Monkey King is under this cave, and he is now under the pressure of something called the Heavenly Master's Holy Fire Token, and he can't move. As long as you come in, you can see it."

Hearing the monkey's words, Xiao Yiren was a little suspicious, mainly because the lies told by this guy were so unprofessional, basically as long as he went down, he could be exposed.

Even the lie about being trapped in the cave and being unable to escape is quite stupid.

Because Tang Xuanzang in the original book is completely unhindered by himself, with the degree of cunning shown in the original book of this monkey, how could he tell such a lie that can be exposed at a glance?
Of course, although he was puzzled in his heart, Xiao Yiren didn't show any abnormality on his face, and just continued to follow the normal logic.

"Really? You don't want to lie to me, do you?"

But after hearing Xiao Yiren's words, the monkey below showed a sly expression in a place where Xiao Yiren could not see, showing his true intentions.

"I understand. I have also read some books. Confucius said that it is necessary to guard against others. I can understand."

"It's a big deal if you don't come down, pull out the lotus plant that is covering the entrance of the cave, and then go in through the entrance to take a look to be sure. Anyway, the bottom is so far away from the entrance of the cave, it is impossible for me to reach out and pull you down."

Hearing this, Xiao Yiren understood the intention of the monkey's circle of words. The monkey's broken window effect and speech skills are really good.

First, Xiao Yiren was given two choices, one is to come down, the other is to pull out the white lotus probe and look down, guiding Xiao Yiren to think in these two aspects, but compared to going down, it may not be possible to choose this choice, just breaking a lotus is obvious It's safer.

If Xiao Yiren didn't know, then Bailian was an important node to seal this guy, and he didn't know that the one below was Monkey King, maybe he really believed his nonsense.

But it doesn't matter if you don't know the situation. Now that you know the situation, Xiao Yiren will naturally not play cards according to common sense.

Looking up at the swaying lotus pole above his head, Monkey King showed a wretched smile on his face.

"Hurry up! Pull out that damned lotus."

But the next moment, Sun Houzi's smile froze on his face, because the shaking movement of the pole disappeared, and a dark-skinned, tall and thick figure fell from above.

As soon as the rude man landed on the ground, he turned his head and looked at him, showing an ugly and cute flattering smile, and he spoke with a familiar voice.

"Yo, big brother can be regarded as seeing your face, so what about the holy fire order of the celestial master, and any demon kings?"