Yiren's non-human chat group

Xiao Blin: "Oh, I didn't expect this world to be so weird...(_|||)"

Xiao Yishu: "Oh, what's the matter? Master Miracle is not digesting well? ←_←"

Xiao Blin: "That's not true, it went smoothly. It's just..."

Xiao Yishu: "It's just what? You said it, I'm so anxious, scratching my heart...→_→"

Shaw Brin: "..."

Xiao Blin: "I feel like I've slipped into someone's study materials this time..."

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"Ellie, hurry up, we're going to be late..."

"Nathan~, dumbfounded~..."

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"Ma'am, you don't want your husband to be out of work, do you?"

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"Ma'am, you don't want your children not to go to school, do you?"

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"Wait, President, that project was Zhuang Wu's painstaking effort, and Zhuang Wu even lost his life because of it, can we just shut it down..."

"But without a person in charge of a project, everything will be very troublesome. But, if your sincerity is enough, I can't..."

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Xiao Yiren: "."

"That's weird, take another look."

Looking at the world outside the portal in front of him, Xiao Yiren was silent for a long time, and then poked his head out again to check the situation outside the other portal...

"What do you guys think about this boring day?"

"do not ask me."

"I do not know either……"

"How about throwing some party games? I know there's one. It should be fun."

"what?"

"Candy Game..."

Xiao Yiren: "..."

Looking at the four girls who seemed to be having a party under the portal, Xiao Yiren closed the portal very consciously and touched his chin.

Did I cross into my browser history, why are these things so familiar...

Of course, while thinking about Xiao Yiren, he couldn't help but sigh that this world is really troublesome.

At the very beginning, Xiao Yiren thought this was just a Goblin Slayer world with a different world line, but when Xiao Yiren wiped out all the goblins in the world, Xiao Yiren also discovered the truth of this world.

This is not a story line of a single program, but a multi-parallel world formed by multiple parallel small worlds.And all of them can use the teleportation gun to travel around the world.

It's just that the situation is similar to that of Dragon Ball and Grandpa, but not exactly the same.

Dragon Ball and Grandpa are related parallel worlds, but the world here is really diverse, ranging from primitive times to future fleets.

All kinds of pure love God of War, Tauren and even xx, xx, and xx or xx plots are all meat and vegetables.

From science fiction to fairy tales to fantasy to magic, and even fantasy, there are all kinds of painting styles, very comprehensive, just like the website in Xiao Yiren's browser records back then...

"There are so many worlds, there are really enough for me to visit."

After thinking for a while, Xiao Yiren's head was full of paste, but he didn't think of anything useful, so he could only shake his head to make the paste more evenly mixed, and watched the string of portals neatly lined up in front of him begin, so he ordered his troops.

"Order soldiers, order generals, whoever is ordered is who..."

Looking at a portal full of Japanese campus manga style in front of his finger, Xiao Yiren walked into it without any hesitation.

"What's wrong with the book? There is also a complete world in the book. Even the book world needs miracles..."

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The browser records an earth in the book world, Neon Tokyo, the street in front of the gate of Shengfeng Academy...

"Ai Li, look, there is actually a magic show at the gate of the school today..."

"Sister, what's so good about these? They're all fake anyway, just like that guy, they're all liars..."

Looking at the faces in front of me, I couldn't find any similarities, but they were indeed the two little girls of the two sisters. Xiao Yiren, who was still dressed as Amon, stretched out his hand to support his monocle and said with a smile, across a narrow table where the items were placed:

"Hello, welcome to Amon's Miracle Magic Theater."

"There are two kinds of my magic tricks. One is to make your wishes come true, and the other is to use a mirror to answer your questions. Of course, the first kind of magic needs to be paid, and the second kind of magic must answer the questions raised by the mirror. What do you think? What show do you want to see?"

That's right, Xiao Yiren started acting as a demon again. Since he chose to enter the modern urban theater this time, there is no way to achieve miracles for others by saving people like in a magical plot, so Xiao Yiren focused on Klein's method again and plagiarized the other party's creativity.

If you talk about miracles alone, many people will not believe it, but if you treat miracles as a big adventure, then adding the truth can often gain others' belief faster.

So Xiao Yiren imitated Klein and came up with "Truth or Dare".

But Xiao Yiren doesn't have Klein's Arrods, that thing has an obvious will, and the red envelope cannot be checked.

But in fact, there is no problem. In this world without extraordinary cover, Tianji is like the knight king in front of a certain glorious knight. He is completely naked in front of Xiao Yiren. As for the punishment is simpler, it is not easy to catch the next thunder or something.

Of course, the punishment is only for those shameless people who stalk and stalk, as well as the sinful people full of evil that Xiao Yiren dislikes. If it is a normal help-seeker, Xiao Yiren is still very happy to be able to help others
And don't you really say that this trick is much more reliable than Xiao Yiren's previous practice of selling miracles to people, just say that Xiao Yiren directly launched nearly [-] orders a few days ago, and the progress bar of miracles has taken a big step forward.

However, Xiao Yiren is a real talent, but others may not believe it so easily, but the blond girl named Ai Li obviously does not believe it.

After hearing Xiao Yiren's words, she put her arms around her chest and said with a proud and disgusted face:

"Withdrawing money as soon as you open your mouth, you really are a liar, sister, let's go..."

However, the black-haired girl who was called sister by her side was not as irritable as her. Seeing Ai Li's impolite appearance, she couldn't help but bowed to Xiao Yiren in embarrassment, and said:

"I'm sorry sir, my sister has such a personality, please don't worry about it."

After apologizing, she turned around and preached to her sister:
"It's wrong for you to do this in this case. How can you call others a liar casually? It's too rude to others."

As for this, Ellie gave a haughty huff, but she didn't refute, nor did she leave first, but just stood there silently, as if she was waiting for her sister to do what she wanted to do.

"Oh, what a polite girl."

Seeing this scene, Xiao Yiren also nodded slightly with a smile and said:

"It's okay, don't worry too much about it. Only the first wish fulfillment is charged, and the second is free."

"You can ask here what you want to know. Of course, as a price, the mirror will ask you some questions. You also need to answer honestly, otherwise you will be punished by the mirror."

As he said that, Xiao Yiren snapped his fingers lightly, and two sparrows with flapping wings suddenly appeared in his spinning right hand.

The size of sparrows is not small. If there is one sparrow, it can indeed be hidden in the palm of an ordinary person, but if there are two sparrows, it will be a bit dwarfed by comparison.

Xiao Yiren wanted to prove his professionalism in this way, among other things, at least he wouldn't be recognized as a liar who only talks but doesn't do anything.

And the effect of this trick is obviously very good, even the blond girl who had been dismissive just now couldn't help casting a curious look after Xiao Yiren completed the series of actions just now.

"It's amazing~"

Seeing Xiao Yiren's operation, the black-haired girl in front of Xiao Yiren was also full of surprise, but she soon reacted and walked nervously in front of the two-meter-high floor-to-ceiling mirror beside Xiao Yiren.

The girl's name is Marina, and the reason why she insists on staying is that there is indeed a gentleness in her character, but part of the reason is that she is indeed somewhat curious about Xiao Yiren, the magic mirror that answers questions.

There is no other reason, Marina has encountered some troubles recently...

Marina's full name is Akizuki Marina, a third-year student at Shengfeng Academy.Japanese-French mixed race, Akizuki Airi's older sister.The original surname was not Qiuyue, but because the mother remarried, the custom in Nihong is that after marriage, children and mothers take the husband's surname, so the surname was changed.

Recently, Marie has encountered many problems.

In terms of family, her mother remarried, and the relationship between her younger sister and her stepfather was not harmonious. She also felt that there seemed to be something wrong with that stepfather, and she didn't know how to deal with it.

In terms of her own relationship, her boyfriend asked to do something that crossed the line, and she didn't know how to respond.

All kinds of questions have been worrying her, and sometimes Zhennai even wonders whether she should go to the gods and worship the Buddha to see if those gods and Buddhas can give her the answer.

And it just happened that after school today, I saw Xiao Yiren's performance at the school gate and even heard the magic of a mirror answering questions, so I suddenly thought about it, and wanted to get the answer from the magic mirror.

Of course, only Manna knows whether he wants to get answers or psychological comfort...

But standing in front of the mirror and looking at herself reflected in the mirror, Jinna was speechless for a long time. After all, those private issues are not so easy to say.Either the family ugliness should not be publicized or the girl Jiajia's own private issues. Although she thought so well before, she really felt a little embarrassed to say it out loud.

And it seemed that he could see the girl's thoughts, Xiao Yiren also waved his hand with a smile and said:
"You can speak first. Try the authenticity of this magic mirror, and then enter this hut to ask alone."

"Of course, when the magic mirror asks you questions at the end, you need to come out and answer them in front of everyone."

As soon as Xiao Yiren raised his hand while speaking, the table case in front of him suddenly began to change like a door frame robot.The desktop on the left side was lifted up quickly, and in a blink of an eye, a small room with a height of more than two meters appeared directly in front of Zhennai.

At the same time, the wooden door opened directly to the two sides, revealing a room that wasn't too big, but barely the size of a confessional room.

Seeing this, Zhennai's face was overjoyed, and after bowing to Xiao Yiren to thank him, he didn't try as Xiao Yiren said, but went directly into the room, and his movements were neat and tidy.

Regarding this, Xiao Yiren could only smile and shook his head.

"Girl, do you know what kind of world you are in? It's a good thing that you met me this time. Otherwise, if you just slipped into a neon dark room so easily and carelessly, you might become Auntie Puff without getting dark..."

Of course, Xiao Yiren didn't spit out this slot. After all, it's somewhat obscene and somewhat disrespectful, even if it's true...

Xiao Yiren didn't pay much attention to the magic mirror. Although Xiao Yiren didn't have Arrodes, there was still a lot of artificial intelligence.

Wouldn't it be too low to do everything by yourself, the miracle master only needs to create miracles.

But as soon as Xiao Yiren looked up, he saw the pair of blue hats, staring closely at the blond girl.The other party's unkind eyes seemed to say to Xiao Yiren, "I'm staring at you".

Xiao Yiren: "..."

For this "enlightenment teacher" in his previous life, Xiao Yiren still had a good impression of him. Seeing the fierce appearance of the girl in front of him, Xiao Yiren didn't care. He smiled and said directly:

"What? Is there any wish that Ms. Ellie wants to fulfill? Only one coin is needed to fulfill a wish."

But as soon as she heard what Xiao Yiren said, the blond Qiuyue Aili stood up with her soft blond hair like a kitten whose hair was blown, and a pair of blue eyes glared angrily at Xiao Yiren in front of her.

"Who allowed you to call me by my name?! You Baga, Kezhi, Hantai..."

In Japan, most people call each other by surname, and only in close relationships do they call each other by surname.

Xiao Yiren also knew about this situation, but he didn't care, and interrupted directly:

"I don't think Miss Ellie doesn't like the surname Qiuyue, that's why I call her by her name directly. Did I miscalculate Ellie?"

Hearing Xiao Yiren's words, Qiuyue Aili was stunned for a moment, but soon she returned to her original calm expression, folded her hands on her chest, looked Xiao Yiren up and down carefully, and said vigilantly:

"Who the hell are you? Why do you know my situation? I remember that neither I nor my sister have introduced themselves? Could it be that you are some kind of stalker..."

As she said that, Aili Qiuyue reached out her hand into her pocket, and raised a flip phone, as if she wanted to call the police.

Immediately, Xiao Yiren was a little startled, what the hell?The character in this book actually knew to call the police?If everyone knows this kind of thing, then there should be at least two-thirds of the books.Of course, although in the world of this book, it is very possible that the male police will develop together, or the plot of the female police will come...

Of course, although Qiuyue Aili put on a good posture, she didn't make any moves after all, and the atmosphere suddenly fell silent...

Time goes so slowly in silence.Marina didn't know what exactly she wanted to ask, and Qiuyue Aili wandered back and forth impatiently for a long time, but she still didn't wait for her sister to come out of the hut.

When she was bored, she couldn't help but look to the side with one hand resting on her head, looking at Xiao Yiren who seemed to be staring at the sky in a daze, but was actually immersed in the chat group, and said in a strange way:

"Can you really make your wish come true?"