I'm really not King Jing of Zhongshan

Chapter 429 Aunt really misunderstood~
Liu Sheng finally compromised.

At least a partial compromise.

Although he still didn't think that he should formally propose marriage, and he didn't even think that he should marry Queen Gillian at this age, Liu Sheng finally dragged his exhausted body and appeared outside the residence of his aunt: Princess Guantao Taichang. .

It was the same as every time he appeared here in the past: Liu Sheng's appearance made the Tangyihou Mansion flourish.

——It's not an exaggerated modification, but a "flesh and splendor" in the physical sense.

The simple and heavy Hou Mansion was wiped spotless by the servants, the beams and courtyard pillars were polished shiny, and the vermilion lacquer surface was so bright that it could reflect people's reflections;

It was already spacious enough, and because of the arrival of Liu Xing decades ago, the house became more magnificent, and it has a super high standard that is no less than that of the Marquis Feng, Pingyang and other families.

The inside and outside of the mansion have already been swept clean by the servants of the mansion, even if there are [-] sweeps in a row, they may not be able to pick up any dust.

Even the servants, all wearing brand-new robes sewn with fine fabrics, waited respectfully outside the gate of the mansion...

"Tang Yihou, there is no need to be so polite."

"My aunt and I..."

I got off the car outside the gate of the mansion, and walked through the default link of "I can't speak, and the audience is my mouth substitute; I am deaf, and the audience is my ear substitute", Liu Sheng left Go forward and stop in front of Tangyi Hou Chenwu.

Subconsciously, he wanted to say something to Chen Wu, but when he saw his aunt Liu who was looking at him with a smile, Liu Sheng couldn't say what was clearly on his lips.

"Ugh······"

"Marrying a woman from our old Liu's family is really bad luck for eight lifetimes..."

"Who can blame?"

"The ones who are really princesses are the peerless son-in-laws in the novel..."

After complaining helplessly in his heart for a while, and mourning Chen Wu's hopeless life for three seconds, Liu Sheng stepped forward with a smile that was extremely hypocritical, but also so hypocritical that it was already etched into his cheeks, and bowed his hands to Liu whoring A salute.

——Chen Wu's miserable life, Liu Sheng doesn't care about it, and doesn't want to.

Especially at this moment, Liu Sheng himself has some troubles and needs to find his aunt Liu whoring to solve them.

Of course, the most important thing is: Marquis of Tangyi, Chen Wu, is not the one who promises everything in the mansion of Marquis of Tangyi and has the power to make decisions...

"I haven't seen you for a few days, but my aunt looks younger again?"

"No wonder the emperor's grandmother is always nagging, saying that she remembers that she has a daughter, but now she seems more and more like a granddaughter..."

As usual, Liu Sheng praised him, but Liu Sheng unexpectedly failed to see the joy that he always saw in the past from Liu Xing's face.

Liu whoring is very old.

At least in this era, as the eldest sister of the late Emperor Qi Yimu's compatriots, Liu Xing, who was already over forty years old, and even nearly half a hundred years old, has long since had little relationship with the word "woman".

Aside from Princess Guantao's name, the Liu surname in her name, and the putty-thick layer of makeup on her face, even if someone calls Liu whoring an old woman, Liu Sheng will not be surprised at all.

As the saying goes: The more people lack something, the more they care about it.

Poor people always want someone to praise them for being rich, ugly people always fantasize that others will praise them for their appearance, and an old woman hopes to be praised for being young and beautiful.

Liu Xing is obviously no exception—at least it used to be.

Once upon a time, when Liu Sheng came to this Tang Yihou's mansion, it was a fixed set of rainbow farts;

As long as a series of combined punches such as 'getting younger' and 'becoming more beautiful' continue, no matter how big the matter is, Liu Xing can slap his chest with great joy, expressing that it is nothing to worry about.

But this time, there seemed to be some incomprehensible changes.

Liu whoring, it seems that he no longer cares about whether he is young or beautiful...
Do not;
Liu whoring will not.

Liu Sheng has full confidence that even on the day when he dies, Liu Xing will confess before he dies: Don't let me lie in the coffin without makeup, remember to put on makeup for me.

In this way, Liu Xing reacted in this way...

"I haven't visited the house for a long time, and I feel a little uncomfortable when I come to this Tang Yihou's mansion..."

"Auntie, won't you invite guests in and get familiar with this Tang Yihou's mansion again?"

"—Your Majesty has orders, so I dare not disrespect them."

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Being led into the living room by Liu Xing with a stiff smile, and then absent-mindedly drinking a few glasses of wine and eating a few mouthfuls of food, Liu Sheng felt more and more that this matter was not as easy as he thought.

Let's just say that at this moment, the banquet in front of Liu Sheng is almost a textbook-level example of "the emperor is a guest at your house, what standard should you entertain him with?".

The wine was aged in the palace, and the dishes were prepared by the imperial chef of the mansion—the imperial chef given to Liu Xing by the late emperor. The tableware was strictly in accordance with the system, and the texture was all silver.

This is a rule that became popular when the first emperor Yingzheng was in power: in order to prevent the emperor from being poisoned, all silver tableware must be used for dining outside the palace.

In this way, during the time interval from the time when the meal is cooked, put into the tableware, and the meal is delivered to the emperor, whether the meal is poisonous can be judged by whether the silver tableware changes color.

It is said that when the first emperor was in power, even when dining in the palace, all silver tableware was used, even including silver wine cups.

After all, my political brother in society is the first patient with severe persecution paranoia recorded in the history of human civilization, and he was indeed assassinated every two days, so there is nothing wrong with being so vigilant.

In today's Han Dynasty, although it is not as overkill as Yingzheng, the basic rule of "using silver utensils for dining out" is still preserved.

——Even if the conditions are not allowed, the chopsticks used by the emperor to pick up food must be made of silver.

From this point of view, it is understandable that Liu whoring has such an arrangement, which is incomparably in line with the requirements of the etiquette system, and it is all for Liu Sheng's safety.

But Liu Sheng's focus is: Liu whoring has never been a well-behaved person.

Father Liu Heng is the emperor, so Liu whoring dared to beat her husband Chen Wu to the ground and escaped from Tangyihou's mansion, but he didn't dare to escape from Shangguanli, so he could only wander around in Shangguanli and was beaten by the whole family. The nobles and relatives in Shangguanli watched the joke.

Not only is Liu Xing not ashamed that her husband is the only street slut in Shangguanli, but she is proud of it;
Every time someone mentions this, Liu Xun proudly expresses that this is his "good imperial husband", and has made an extremely important contribution to the internal harmony of the Tangyihou family.

After his father Liu Heng passed away and his younger brother Liu Qi became the emperor, Liu whoring became more and more unscrupulous.

What about poaching the treasury of the Prime Minister's Mansion, the corners of the Shaofu's internal funds, and even openly setting up a "humanity office", and even breaking the reputation of "doing things when you receive money, and returning money if you don't get things done", all of this can be left aside;
Eating beef without any scruples, and unscrupulously taking people from Tingwei's prison are even more reasonable in the question.

The most appalling thing is that Liu Xing, as the dignified eldest princess, the eldest sister of the emperor's mother and compatriots, openly pimped the emperor's younger brother.

Find countless beautiful young ladies in advance, and cultivate them to be charming, and invite the emperor's younger brother to visit his home from time to time, and take advantage of the opportunity to let the late emperor come to his home to have a good time;
After getting bored, he did follow-up work for the emperor’s younger brother—get rid of the person when he was bored, give some money to resettle him thousands of miles away, and raise him in the mansion for the emperor’s younger brother if he was not bored, specially for the emperor’s younger brother The second visit to 'Lucky'······

With such an attitude, throughout the ages, they are all scorpion cakes - the only one.

Is this enough to explode?

--not enough!

Because one day, Liu Qi, the younger brother of the emperor, also passed away!
The one who came to the throne was Liu Sheng's nephew and son-in-law: Liu Sheng.

Counting his fingers, Liu Sheng, the emperor, has been in the throne for less than two years.

Then in the past two years, what great achievements did Liu Xing add to his resume?
One day, Liu Xun sent someone in advance to inform Liu Sheng that he would come to visit.

Knowing that his aunt was going to visit the palace specially, and even sent someone to notify him in advance, Liu Sheng naturally ordered the palace staff to prepare a banquet to see what kind of medicine was sold in his aunt's gourd.

As a result, Liu Sheng saw his aunt Liu whoring with his own eyes, and without paying any attention to her husband Chen Wu who followed three steps behind him, he entered the announcement room with a pretty boy on his arm!
During the dozens of steps from the gate of the hall to the banquet, Liu Xun never forgot to put his hands on the little boy who was carved in pink and jade, from time to time he laughed and trembled;

When the little boy sat down tremblingly under Liu Sheng's shameful and angry eyes, Liu Xun's first words were: The emperor will take a look for me, this appearance and body, is it okay?

It's okay...

Liu Sheng can only say: My aunt came with a pretty face to ask my nephew to judge whether it's okay or not. Even if it is placed in the explosion world, I am afraid it is quite explosive...
But today, Liu Xun, who has always used absurdity, domineering, unscrupulous, and non-compliance with the rules as his life motto, has actually begun to talk about the rules.

And it's a dispensable thing like tableware, and Liu Xing has never followed the rules—not even in front of his own father...

"Aunt, do you have some resentment towards me?"

Shocked by Liu Xun's abnormal arrangement, and feeling Liu Xun's indifference hidden under the forced smile, Liu Shengban asked tentatively in a joking tone;
Unexpectedly, when Liu Xing heard the words, he did not rush to defend himself like any normal person, nor did he take up the conversation like his past self, and also skipped this topic in a joking tone.

Just lowered his head with a smile, and let out a few inexplicable short sighs, Liu Xun said rather sarcastically: "Your Majesty's words, my Tangyihoufu cannot afford it."

"If you think about it, Your Majesty also knows: my Tangyihou's mansion is full of yin and yang, and the head of the house is not in charge, and the head of the house is not in charge of the house. Men don't look like husbands, and women don't look like virtuous."

"That is to say, I was born in the royal family, and I have practiced a lot of courage since I was a child, so I was not intimidated by His Majesty's dragon."

"If my lord hears this, I'm afraid he will faint from fright immediately, or even die..."

As he said so, Liu Xun still didn't forget to glance at Chen Wu, the husband who accompanied Yu Moxi. He only had a glimpse, but it also frightened the poor Tang Yihou for a while.

For some reason, Chen Wu seemed to have seen such a question from his wife's swipe just now.

--am I right?
——Are you really going to be scared to death?
Chen Wu was not sure whether he would be scared to death by Liu Sheng.

But what Chen Wu could be sure of was that every day he was in Tangyihou's Mansion, he was on the verge of being frightened to death.

Especially today, Chen Wu was the closest to the edge of the cliff and the entrance of the abyss.

Same as every time before: this time, the one who scared Chen Wu was still not an outsider...
"My relatives, my aunt doesn't have to play around and scold people like this."

"Even if I become the emperor and sit in the world, my nephew will still be my nephew, and my aunt will still be my aunt after all."

"Just like a man who has become an emperor has no reason to call himself the emperor in front of the queen mother: with my aunt, my nephew definitely has no reason to call himself the emperor..."

As the dignified son of heaven, Liu Sheng was able to put his words in such a low position.

After all, no matter what, Liu Sheng is also taking the initiative to say to someone: You don't need to treat me as the emperor, you only need to treat me as your nephew in your later life.

Being treated so solemnly by Liu Sheng, Liu Xing should cherish this honor.

It's a pity: Liu whoring, surnamed Liu.

Not only is her surname Liu, but she also happens to be a daughter;
Not only is she a woman from the Liu family, but she is also the only prostitute daughter and only elder sister of Emperor Wen and Emperor Jing...

"I understand."

"When you come to the concubine's Tangyihou's mansion, His Majesty really has no reason to regard himself as the emperor;"

"It's like the queen has returned to her natal family, and there is absolutely no reason to call herself a queen."

"Just one thing, I don't know if His Majesty finds it strange."

"——The queen of the world, who has already lived in the Jiaofang, but can't call herself a queen anywhere."

"What is this for?"

"Could it be that in this world, everyone who leaves the Jiaofang Palace is the queen's natal family?"

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"Or the pepper room, which was originally a plaything given to the queen by His Majesty;"

"In the playthings, my daughter can act like a child in the folk, calling herself a 'wishful wish' like a queen."

"But as long as I get out of this toy, my daughter's toy, I have to go to the recycling..."

After saying these words in a tone of indifference, the hypocritical smile on Liu Xing's face also disappeared.

Just as Liu Sheng was about to say something, he was snatched away by Liu Xing again.

"If that's the case, I won't bother Your Majesty to accompany my daughter and sing the Chi You play of 'You are the Empress'."

"Although my Tangyihou's mansion is not considered a noble family, I still have some dignity, so I won't worry about the marriage of the prostitute's daughter in the mansion."

"Although I am old and have lost the protection of my father and brother, I still have my mother who has found a humble job in the East Palace Changle."

"It's a big deal, I'll let go of my old face and go to my poor old mother to talk and ask for something."

"With my mother caring about it, it's not difficult to find a marriage for my daughter..."

(End of this chapter)