Don't get me wrong, I really didn't mean to tease you

Chapter 119

It can be seen that this Xu Zhengwen is a social expert, and he chatted very well with the other roommates not long after he came here. Jia Yun tidied up the table and the bed a little, and started chatting with the three of them.

Jia Yun's initial impressions of the three of them are good, they will take the initiative to clean up, chatting and so on is natural, except for Xu Zhengwen's love of smoking, Jia Yun has not found any particularly obvious bad habits among the three of them.

"Hey Lao Jia, I heard that people over there go up the mountain to pick up mushrooms to eat every day, don't you? And if you are not careful, it is easy to see villains, and they are very resistant to poison?!"

"Tell me quickly, is the poisonous mushroom really that delicious?"

He Junde, who is on the opposite bed with Jia Yun, is from Chaoshan, Guangdong. He is tall and thin, with dark skin, wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses, and his facial features have the characteristics of people from Guangdong and Guangxi.

After he heard Jia Yun talking about people from Yun Province, he immediately became interested.

"I used to watch "Ghost Blowing the Lantern" when I was in junior high school. I said that there is a worm valley over there, and immediately there is a tomb dedicated to the king. It is the site of the ancient Dian kingdom. Jutsu, they are good at using insects to make living people into figurines, is it true?!"

"Tsk, you discovered all of this?!"

Jia Yun couldn't help laughing and said:
"That's right, it's all true, and I told you guys, you have to eat colored mushrooms, the more colorful the color, the more delicious it tastes!"

"And our locals have never bothered to eat cooked mushrooms. The real Yundian people only eat raw ones! Raw mushrooms are strong enough! Good guy, that's a real one!!!"

“Only a bitch would cook or fry mushrooms!!!”

"As for the ancient Dian Kingdom's secret art of killing? Hey! I'm not too familiar with this business!"

"Just refine a Gu worm, and then let the Gu worm crawl into your nostrils while you are asleep, and then the Gu worms will drill up along your nasal cavity bit by bit, and get into your body. brain, and then eat your brain protein bit by bit, and finally lay eggs in your brain."

"When you wake up, you will be brain-dead, leaving only a body, and the brain will be replaced by the Gu worms I raised to become my marionette, and others will not be able to see that you are dead, really , the process is not complicated at all.”

"By the way, we are in our hometown. We ride elephants when we go out. Every family raises peacocks. We have learned Gu skills since we were young. Children with high talents will be sent to the Five Poison School for further training. If we have nothing to do, we like to talk to the Guizhou Miao next door. Xinjiang's witch clan fighting methods."

"After the summer vacation, my brothers come to Yun Province to play. I will teach you how to make Gu."

As soon as these words came out, the whole dormitory fell silent instantly.

The three roommates opened their eyes wide, and even looked at Jia Yun in horror.

Seeing this, Jia Yun was also silent.

"Eh, you don't take it seriously, do you?"

"what?"

Hearing the words, several people were taken aback for a moment, and then they took a long breath and said:

"Fuck, I'm scared to death, so you're joking?"

"I was just thinking about how to block my nostrils when I sleep in the future, idiot!"

Looking at the relieved expressions of the three roommates, Jia Yun couldn't help being silent.

"Ahem, don't just talk about me, Ade, let's talk about your specialties?"

"What special products can we have in Chaoshan?"

He Junde smiled and said:
"When you have a chance to go there in the future, I invite you to eat authentic Chaoshan food stalls, okay?"

"Tsk, where is Chaoshan specialty food stall?"

He Junde heard Jia Yun's words and said:
"Oh? Then tell me, is there any special product in Chaoshan that I, a Chaoshan native, don't know?"

"That goes without saying, of course he is a rich man!"

Jia Yun smiled and said:

"You Chaoshan people can work hard and dare to break through. Three points are destined, and seven points depend on hard work. This is famous all over the country and even the world."

"Brother Xiao Ma, Li Jiacheng, Huang's family, etc., there are too many rich people from Chaoshan! The list is endless."

"In a word, Ade, it's rare for us to sleep together, and we will never forget each other even if we are rich and honored in the future!"

When He Junde heard this, he quickly said that all the rich people you see have gone out to make a fortune, but Chaoshan is actually quite poor.

"If you want to talk about wealth, it must be our brother Wen who is rich first! He is a serious kid from the capital. Look, he smokes as soon as he meets him, and his hair is still soft. He is born to be a boss and a leader. Material!"

He Junde patted Xu Zhengwen's shoulder and smiled.

"Hey, that must be!"

Xu Zhengwen patted his chest and said:
"It doesn't matter who you are, since we are all in the same dormitory, then we will be brothers in the future! If you have something to say, just say it! I will do it if I can! We men in the capital, if nothing else, we will be fancy in this life A righteous word!"

The college classmates I just met, talking about my hometown, talking about games and so on, are always the topics that can bring us closer.

Soon, the atmosphere in the dormitory became active.

Chen Yun, who sleeps across from Jia Yun, is relatively less talkative. He is of medium height, has a scholarly face, and wears a pair of glasses. He looks gentle.

Chen Yun said that he is from Nanjing, and he intends to study hard in college and study abroad after graduation.

"Oh, coincidentally, my hometown is also in Nanjing."

Jia Yun smiled and said:

"My grandfather said he was from Nanjing, but because of the war, he followed the army all the way to Yun Province, and settled down in Yun Province."

"I said, why don't you look like someone from Yun Province."

Xu Zhengwen smiled and said:
"In my impression, people in Yun Province are all dark and short. You have thin skin and tender flesh, so you don't look like it at first glance."

"Indeed, it's a plateau area with strong ultraviolet rays. Generally speaking, the skin color of the people there is indeed darker, but there are exceptions."

"Okay, that's the same sentence again, don't care about who, if you live together, you will be your brother, let's go! It's time, I'll treat my brothers to dinner!"

Xu Zhengwen opened the dormitory door as he spoke.

"Tsk tsk tsk, Brother Wen really deserves to be a man in the capital. He invites you to dinner as soon as we meet. It's really grand!"

He Junde said with a smile.

"Hey, it's just a meal. When you come to the capital, I invite you to eat the most authentic boiled lamb and fried belly! Donglaishun! Let me tell you, use [-] sesame paste with fermented bean curd and shrimp oil, and add more coriander. Put the mutton full of chopsticks, put it in the pot, wrap it in the sesame sauce, dip it, ouch! That's authentic!"

It can be seen that Xu Zhengwen is the kind of person who likes to be the leader in a group, so Jia Yun is not polite, anyway, going to the cafeteria will not cost a lot of money, so he followed Xu Zhengwen and He Junde out Door.

"Xiao Chen, shall we go together?"

Seeing that Chen Yun was still sitting in the dormitory, Xu Zhengwen yelled at him.

"Uh, that, you guys go, I, I'm not hungry yet."

But before Chen Yun could finish speaking, he was immediately hugged by Xu Zhengwen, who was tall and tall.

"Oh, why are you being so polite to me? Let's go, let's go together!"

In this way, the four of them came to the canteen closest to the six dormitory buildings.

Xu Zhengwen generously took out his meal card and said that he just recharged 1000 yuan today, and he can just swipe whatever he wants to eat!

Jia Yun saw that Xu Zhengwen took the initiative to pay for a meal in the dormitory, so of course he had to express it, so he invited a few roommates to drink.

He originally wanted to take them directly to the side of the library, where he opened Luckin Coffee and Raw Coconut Latte, but there are still some minor tasks in the store that need to be finished, and the official business has not yet started.

The four boys were sitting together with dinner plates, chatting while eating. It was meal time, and the cafeteria was crowded with people.

"Tsk, I have to say, this little girl in the south is really juicy, she is small, and she speaks delicately, but her facial features are not three-dimensional, especially her nose is too flat, which is not good-looking."

When boys of this age sit together, the topics they talk about are nothing more than girls and games.

While eating, Xu Zhengwen peeked at the girls passing by, making his own comments from time to time, saying that this person is too short, and that the legs are too thick.

"Hey, brothers, have you ever met a woman?"

Xu Zhengwen suddenly lowered his voice and asked.

"I hear what you mean. Brother Wen, have you ever touched it?"

He Junde looked at Xu Zhengwen curiously.

"Hey! Nonsense!"

Xu Zhengwen smiled triumphantly and said:
"It's not that I'm bragging. When I was in high school, let's not talk about school grass, but when I took off my clothes on the basketball court, there were no shortage of girls who cheered and screamed for me!"

"Picking up girls, for me, is as easy as eating."

Seeing Xu Zhengwen so proud of himself, He Junde couldn't help asking:

"So, Brother Wen, you already have a girlfriend?"

"girlfriend?"

Xu Zhengwen laughed out loud upon hearing this, and said:

"Ade, don't be stupid, our young and good boy, what kind of girlfriend are we talking about?!"

"When you get along, you can get along. If you get along well, you can sleep. If you get tired of sleeping, you can dump him. What kind of girlfriend do you want?"

Chen Yun next to him couldn't help but change his face when he heard this, and said:
"Ah? Then you, aren't you a scumbag?"

"Tsk, what's wrong with the scumbag? Let me tell you, I was restrained in high school, and college is where I can use my skills!"

"Brothers, please listen to my advice! University is a waste of time, only a fool would waste his good years on only one person!"

"You don't really think that falling in love is for getting married?"

Xu Zhengwen spoke eloquently, and he justified his behavior as the scumbag Neptune. He Junde and Chen Yun next to him were stunned when they heard it.

"Speaking of which, Old Xu, have you found someone to harm you?"

Jia Yun took a bite of the sweet and sour pork on the plate and asked.

"Hey! Of course I do, I never fight unprepared!"

Xu Zhengwen took out his mobile phone while talking, and Jia Yun glanced at it, it was also an Apple 4S.

Xu Zhengwen opened the post bar, handed the phone to the three of them, and said:
"Brothers, did you read our school's post bar before school started?"

"A lot of newborn girls are exposed in it!"

The three of them put their heads in front of Xu Zhengwen's mobile phone screen, and sure enough, they saw several "newcomer reports" posts, among which many girls who were confident in their looks took the initiative to expose their photos.

Xu Zhengwen clicked on a post he had favorited in "My Favorites". As soon as he opened it, He Junde and Chen Yun couldn't help exclaiming:
"Damn it, goddess!"

On the first floor of the post is a full-body artistic photo taken in a photo studio. In the photo is a ballet girl as beautiful as a white swan.

The girl in the photo poses in a classic ballet stand on one foot, her slender limbs are stretched out, she is slender and fair, she has a delicate oval face, beautiful features, and a high nose bridge. In the photo, she is wearing a Wearing a pure white tulle skirt and the same white pantyhose wrapped around her legs, she raised her head high and looked into the distance, her eyes seemed to be a little aloof.

She is indeed beautiful, in terms of appearance, she can compete with Ji Yao and Zhao Xueya, and slightly inferior to Jia Nuo who has the aura of her sister.

"How is it? Brother has a good vision, right?"

"Isn't it too much to say that the official 12th grade school belle is not too much?"

"Tsk, yes, brother Wen, it looks like he's an art student? Is there an art department in our school?"

He Junde asked.

"Hey, your point of view is really strange, no wonder you can't get a girlfriend!"

Xu Zhengwen grinned and said:

"We're dating a girl, not her major, it doesn't matter what department she is in, we'll talk about it when we get the job!"

Jia Yun glanced at the time and content of the post, and it was almost a week before the report.

"Newcomer report! A cute new girl from the 12th-level flight attendant department in Beijing~ Please pay attention and thighs! Please give me more advice!"

Then the following posts have more than 100 floors, and they all leave their contact information there.

Xu Zhengwen's reply was on the 54th floor. This guy posted a photo of himself shirtless on the basketball court showing off his muscles, saying:
"Both are from the capital city. They live within the third ring road. Their ancestors came from Sijiu City. He is 188 tall. He is Xu Zhengwen from the Soft Court."

Then I attached my QQ number.

"This girl's name is Sun Yushan. Like me, she is also from Beijing. I added her on QQ some time ago, and I've been chatting with her for the past few days. We can chat! Wait and see, before the National Day holiday , I will definitely take her down!"

"Um, Old Xu, are you sure she only added you?"

Jia Yun pointed to Sun Yushan's post below. Many people left their contact information, and Sun Yushan replied:

"Yeah! I've added you~ Please take care of me in the future!"

"Hey, so what?!"

Xu Zhengwen smiled and said:
"Old Jia, you don't know girls from the capital just by looking at them."

"We girls from the capital are so arrogant! Especially such a beautiful girl from the capital, how can an ordinary man catch her eyes?"

"Look at those people in the building, all of them are looking for someone's contact information with a shy face, but they dare not even post a photo. It's nothing? It's clear that you have no confidence!"

"Hey, let me tell you the truth, after I left QQ, Sun Yushan took the initiative to add me! And the chat is basically her initiative!"

The more Xu Zhengwen talked, the more excited he became, and Chen Yun next to him complained:
"Come on, aren't you guys sure about your relationship yet? It's as if she's already your girlfriend, isn't it a bit of a horoscope?"

Xu Zhengwen was unhappy when he heard this, took the phone and said:
"Then you wait, I will call her out directly, do you believe it?"

As he spoke, Xu Zhengwen pressed the phone screen a few times, and then connected the call.

"Hello? Shan Shan? Have you dealt with it in your dormitory? Shall we go out for a drink together?"

(End of this chapter)