I trained my sister to the eighth level of boxing

Chapter 1890: Julu Xiaoxin shocked everyone

I looked back and saw the older sister and the big man with a knife hiding in a corner, waiting to ambush a suspicious monster. I couldn't help but feel a little scared. I would never dare to pee in a corner again. Maybe one day when I pulled down my pants, I would see a big knife.

Uncle Huang Junsheng took me to Tingfang Garden, and I was surprised. It turned out that Tingfang Garden was ten times more fun than when I came here in summer. There were glowing trees everywhere, which dazzled me. And you can really pick up money here. A dragon flew over, and beautiful five-color coins fell on my head like raindrops. I hurriedly followed everyone to pick up money.

Uncle Huang said, "Don't pick it up yet. I'll take you to kowtow to Lord Lu and the grandfathers, especially Grandfather Huang. You are a child of the Huang family in Julu. It is reasonable for you to come and pay respect to Grandfather Huang. If Grandfather Huang is happy, he will give you a Ruyi coin. Even if you pick up coins all night, it is not as good as a Ruyi coin."

As he said this, he took off the talisman on my forehead and asked me to tidy up my appearance.

The nine-tailed fox heard this and said in great joy inside me, "Let him take off all the talismans on your body!"

I ignored it. I knew these talismans could seal the nine-tailed fox, otherwise I would not be myself.

Seeing that I was disobedient, the nine-tailed fox started to make a fuss in my stomach, and I immediately turned pale. Uncle Huang asked me what was wrong, and I had to say that I wanted to poop.

"Go kowtow to Grandpa first." Uncle Huang asked me to be patient, because if I go too late, the Ruyi money might be gone.

The nine-tailed fox was wreaking havoc in my stomach, and Uncle Huang was trying to take off the other talismans on my body. My face turned pale and I quickly rushed into the bushes: "Uncle, I really can't take it anymore!" I took the talisman from Uncle Huang's hand and said I needed paper.

"You little bastard, how dare you rebel!" The nine-tailed fox threatened me, and then tempted me, saying that when I kowtowed to Lord Lu and Grandpa Taigong, it would leave me and let me cooperate.

I knew it wanted to harm Lord Lu, so I took the talisman from its forehead and stuck it on my stomach. The nine-tailed fox immediately let out a howl and fainted.

The world is purified.

I breathed a sigh of relief. This talisman is really effective. Then I took off all the talismans on my body and stuck them inside my clothes, trapping the nine-tailed fox tightly. I put my clothes in order and hurried out.

"Are you still okay?" Uncle Huang asked with concern.

"It feels good." I looked relaxed.

Uncle Huang sniffed me, luckily there was no smell of feces. Then he took me to see Huang Taigong and introduced me to who Huang Taigong was. He was the most respected elder of the Huang family in Huangzhou and had a close blood relationship with our Julufu branch. At the same time, Huang Taigong was also the most honorable Taigong in the Huang family of Dazhou. Originally, our whole family was going to go to Lu Mansion to pay respect to him tomorrow, but since I came here first tonight, there was no reason not to pay New Year's greetings to Taigong.

Soon I was taken to the main table. All the people present were important people. The Duke of the County, whom I knew, was also sitting there. I quickly kowtowed to him and said, "Lu Paopi, Happy New Year!"

There was silence all around. Lord Lu's face turned dark and Uncle Huang looked like he wanted to die.

An uncle corrected him: "You should call him Lord County Earl!"

I said, "Those are what adults call us. We kids all call the county lord Lu Paopi! Every time I don't want to write, my father says Lu Paopi is coming to catch me! All my friends in school also say the same thing when they don't want to recite. So this year, our Julufu primary school results are the best in history!"

Everyone present laughed, and the degree of laughter varied according to their status. Lord Lu laughed loudly, and his face was no longer dark. The people sitting next to him also laughed uncontrollably, while those with lower status laughed very quietly. So it was easy to judge their status.

An old man next to me was smiling happily. I knew he was Huang Taigong, so I kowtowed and said, "The golden dragon has arrived, bringing blessings. Xiaoxin is here to wish Huang Taigong a happy new year! I wish Taigong a happy new year, good health, and a happy family!"

Huang Taigong was very happy and asked casually: "How do you know I am Huang Taigong?" I couldn't say it was because Uncle Huang told me, so I could only answer: "Because you can sit next to Lu Paopi and laugh so loudly!"

An old man suddenly spit out rice, and the rice grains flew far away from his nostrils.

I turned to look at him, frowned and said, "Uncle, you are really rude. Are you thinking about something embarrassing?"

Everyone around burst into laughter and stood there laughing for a long time.

Huang Taigong asked: "What is your name? How old are you?"

I answered: "My name is Huang Xiaoxin, and I am five years old."

Uncle Huang explained to me at this time that the Huang clan was originally going to come and pay a visit to Grandpa later tomorrow.

Huang Taigong asked: "Oh, the plan was for tomorrow. Why did you come here tonight?"

I responded, “Life is unplanned.”

Another old man disagreed and shook his head, saying: "Young people should set high goals from an early age."

I said, "Oh, what you are talking about is not a plan, but a dream. A dream should be written on paper and then realized step by step!"

The old man seemed to like my answer.

Huang Taigong also thought that my answer was good, and said with a smile: "But don't you think that it is more polite to call you Lord County Earl in formal occasions?"

I said, "Instead of being polite, it's better to love passionately." Then I endured the urge to poop caused by the awakened nine-tailed fox and said to Lord Lu seriously, "In fact, everyone is very grateful to Lord Lu. I will protect you!"

Lord Lu took the lead in cheering, and Grandpa Huang also smiled and took out a very rare multicolored coin, gave it to me as a reward, and asked me to keep it.

I knew this was the lucky money, so I took it and walked away happily. Uncle Huang looked like he was screwed, and I had no idea what he was thinking.

Uncle Huang ignored me at this moment and let me play by myself.

The nine-tailed fox started to make trouble in my stomach again, threatening to make me die of stomach pain if I didn't take off the talisman. But I said I would protect Lu Paopi and Huang Taigong, so I was determined to fight the nine-tailed fox to the end. I kept taking off and putting the talisman on my stomach, but it seemed that the damage to the nine-tailed fox became less, just like hitting the nine-tailed fox on the head with a big stick, but the nine-tailed fox became more and more resistant to beating and would dodge, leaving me in so much pain that I could not move without holding on to the wall.

At this time, I suddenly saw a corpse dumping scene. A beautiful older sister with a good figure, carrying a little brother's body on her back, suddenly jumped down from the wall and threw the body into the corner of Tingfangyuan. The older sister looked very strange, and she even used her hands to pick her anus.

　In order to make fun of the plot, this chapter changed the writing style to the first person. I will change it back to the next chapter.

　　(End of this chapter)