I will practice more in the heavens

Chapter 34
In fact, Li Ru also knew that Li Xing did not target him on purpose, at least this shot was not aimed at him on purpose, because it was unprecedented to be able to throw it from such a long distance, and there was no accuracy at all.

You know, he was in the depths of Hulao Pass, at least five hundred steps away from the enemy camp.

But even if he knew he hadn't been targeted, he was still angry—who wouldn't be angry?First he was stabbed in the arm, then in the leg, his hat was cut off and his handsome long hair was also damaged.

Now he was lying in the house recuperating, and was thrown between his legs by a long gun!

Just a little bit, Dong Zhuo's daughter is going to be a widow!

"Too much bullying, too much bullying, come here, go and invite Xiangguo and General Lu for me!" Li Ru shouted.

Not long after, Dong Zhuo brought Lu Bu, who had just woken up, to his bedside.

For this confidant counselor, he still values ​​it very much, not only betrothed his daughter to him, but also handed over all the government affairs of the court and China, and asked him to take charge of the court affairs on his behalf.

Li Ru and Lu Bu, one masters literature, one masters martial arts, one son-in-law, and one adopted son.

They are the two most trusted subordinates of Dong Zhuo.

Therefore, after Li Ru sent someone to invite Dong Zhuo, the latter immediately brought Lu Bu here.

"What is my son-in-law looking for?" Dong Zhuo asked.

Lu Bu also looked curious.

It's not surprising that Li Ru looked for Dong Zhuo, they often discussed government affairs, but why did they ask him to come together?
"It's like this. I have a plan to deal with the coalition forces of the princes! Even if they can't be destroyed, they can be severely injured and their strength will be greatly reduced!" Li Ru said.

As soon as these words came out, Dong Zhuo's eyes lit up immediately.

Hastily said: "Say it!"

Li Ru nodded when he heard the words, and said: "Isn't Li Shanshui now competing with Feng Xian? Then let Feng Xian compete with him for another day. After both of them are exhausted, we will send Li Jue, The second general Guo Si will raid the enemy camp, and he will definitely kill Li Shanshui in one fell swoop!"

This is not some sophisticated scheme.

Anyone who takes advantage of the night to raid, as long as he is a leader, can do it.

But Li Ru's wisdom lies in that he saw that the princes are just a mob, and their defenses are not very good at night. He also saw that Li Xing spared no energy when he was fighting with Lu Bu, and he was no longer able to fight at night.

It is even more obvious that the princes only care about Hua Xiong and Lu Bu.

Now that Hua Xiong is beheaded, and Lu Bu is dragged back by Li Shanshui, the princes will subconsciously relax their vigilance.

But they didn't know that there were two generals, Li and Guo, on their side.

There are also Zhang Liao, Zhang Wenyuan, and Gao Shun. They are all top-notch in the world. They may not be able to rule the world like Lu Bu, but they are definitely enough for the princes to drink a pot if they have mental calculations or unintentional sneak attacks.

Lu Bu was a little displeased with letting himself drag his luggage while others went to the battle.

But when he thought that he could "confront Li Xing" without any scruples, he didn't say anything.

As for Dong Zhuo, after analyzing the situation in his mind, he immediately slapped his thigh and said, "That's a good idea!"

As a result, Li Ru screamed in the next moment.

"Oops, my legs."

Dong Zhuo didn't dare to slap his own thigh because of the injury in his crotch, so he slapped Li Ru's leg, but for a moment he forgot that the leg was wounded, and it was still wrapped in a bandage.
Let Lu Bu watch, can't help feeling a little bit sorry for Li Ru.

How miserable!

"Well, uh, cough cough!" Dong Zhuo was embarrassed, and changed the subject: "My son, Fengxian, I leave it to you to consume Li Shanshui's physical strength. Is there anything I need to do for my father?"

Hearing this, Lu Bu nodded and said, "Get me eighteen stones, I want an eighteen stone bow!"

Li Xing's "Xia Jiba" threw it around, he didn't care what was right.

Directly asked Dong Zhuo to send someone to dismantle a "giant" Qin crossbow that was usually used by several people and transform it into a bow. Stepping on the bow, he shot towards the sky.

This arrow has a range of more than five hundred paces.

Although there is no accuracy, the distance is definitely beyond everyone's imagination.

Anyway, the princes are completely unexpected.

At this time, in the camp of the princes, Cao Cao was warmly entertaining the three brothers Liu, Guan and Zhang.

Especially Guan Yu.

I don't know why, but at the first sight of seeing this red-faced man, he fell in love with him, especially after Guan Yu beheaded Hua Xiong, he even had the idea of ​​"I am determined to win this general".

So he pulled him eagerly and said, "Yun Chang, a hero can't do without a horse, come here, and I'll give you a top-quality sweat-blooded BMW!"

Let Liu Bei look at it, and couldn't help curling his lips.

Zhang Fei, on the other hand, looked envious.

"Let's have a look!" Guan Yu didn't refuse, because he really wanted a good horse.

However, when Cao Cao took him to the stables, he found that the bloody horse he had carefully prepared had a huge arrow stuck in its head, and it had died for a long time, lying motionless on the ground.

Let Guan Yu: "???"

Liu Bei was also speechless for a moment.

You use this to poach my second brother?

Which general would like a dead horse?

"Meng De, what are you doing? Sending my second brother off with a dead horse, could it be that my three brothers offended you?" Zhang Fei stared.

This made Cao Cao completely speechless.

Fortunately, someone quickly relieved him - someone in the prince's camp shouted: "Lv Bu shot arrows again, this time it's even worse, at least five hundred steps!"

"The Tiger General is also throwing javelins."

"They're fighting again!"

"Tent, put some shields on top of the tent!"

Let Liu Guanzhang and Cao Cao hear the words: "..."

It's so simple!

What's wrong with Lu Bu shooting, why do you have to shoot this bloody horse?
In addition, five hundred steps, is this really a human?
……

"I'm hiding behind Hulao Pass, thousands of steps away from you. There's no way I can shoot me this time, right?" Li Ru said, lying on a wicker chair at the end of Hulao Pass, eating lunch with one hand. .

As for why it is one-handed, don't ask, it is bad luck to ask.

"Don't worry, even if Xiang Yu comes back to life, it's absolutely impossible to throw a thousand steps!" Dong Zhuo said on the opposite side.

But as soon as he finished speaking, a strangely shaped spear flew over and shot in front of him, smashing the table to pieces. The food sprayed the couple's faces, making them stare and forget to wipe it off.

"What's going on?" Li Ru said with some tears.

You can't hide like this, the days are over!
"Why is it so far away?" On the other side, Cao Cao also asked Li Xing.

In this regard, Li Xing smiled and said: "I suddenly remembered that if I add a pair of 'hang glider' to the javelin and cooperate with my strength, it can be thrown anywhere in Hulao Pass. Of course, the aim is not enough. Guaranteed, it's purely to scare them."

When Cao Cao heard this, he remembered that Li Xing was not only a general, he was also a literati.

He is proficient in numerology, and also has a little understanding of Mohism's mechanism.

If he is a modern person, he will definitely sigh: the fierce general is not scary, but he is afraid that the strong general will be educated!

"Be careful, Lu Bu is shooting arrows again!" Li Xing said.

Hearing this, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, and even Guan Yu and Zhang Fei all started looking for places to hide.

Although I knew that Lu Bu might be right, but such a long distance was really scary.

"Cut, what are you afraid of? It's useless for Lu Bu to shoot arrows in the camp. There are shields on top of the tents. No matter how powerful his bow is, he can't hurt us at all!" Yuan Shu in the hut said with all his strength. Pulled a lump, and then said to himself: "Oh, it's comfortable."

But right here, a piercing sound sounded, which made him feel a chill on his buttocks.

Some unknown viscous objects were also splashed on his body.

"What's going on? Why is this hut smelly?" Yuan Shao asked the guard next to him.

Hearing this, the guard pinched his nose and said cautiously: "Uh, what, Lu Bu shot another arrow, and it hit the toilet, and it exploded!"

Yuan Shu was taken aback when he heard this.

Immediately afterwards, after he realized it, he shouted hysterically: "Lu Fengxian, your mother and my partner!"

……

The whole afternoon, neither side could calm down: if the bow and arrow with the right head and the spear are just a duel between two people, then maybe the pure wrestling of the right head is "justice from heaven", and it just depends on who is unlucky.

So after a whole day, some people died with black faces, some people had food on their faces, and there was even a certain Yuan Shu...

Mutual exchange.

Until the evening, when it was dark, the exhausted duo stopped.

But at this time, Li Ru began to show his power: Under his dispatch, Li and Guo Erjiang each led [-] cavalry, quietly left the city in the dark, and went around to the rear of the coalition forces of the princes.

Lurk down.

Until late at night, the princes were asleep.

A "Sky-Switching Monkey" rises high, Zhang Liao and Gao Shun lead the "Trapping Camp" out of the city and enter the camp of the princes, and the two generals Li and Guo who circled behind also brazenly rush out, attacking back and forth!

(End of this chapter)