After being rejected, I became Shi Yijiao

Chapter 215 I haven't gotten in the car yet!

After taking care of Mitrovic, Pan Yi returned to China with his older sister Pan Ying.

Now waiting for the news from Milan, Pan Yi couldn't really start his work for a while, so he also entered the vacation mode.

Forget it, anyway, the official summer window will not open until more than a month later.

It's okay to go back to see my parents together, the old couple has been talking about going home often.

As a result, Pan Yi lived a rare and leisurely life.

No need to work, no need to order takeaway, and no need to cook by yourself, just open your mouth and clothes to stretch out your hands when you eat.

On the night of May 5, which was also Pan Yi's birthday, my mother cooked a bowl of egg noodles for Pan Yi to celebrate briefly.

This is the warmth of home, this is the taste of mother...

After today, Pan Yi will officially turn 27!
And Pan Ying also offered her blessings, and asked furtively, "Brother, which side do you think will win tonight's game?"

Tonight is the Champions League final between Bayern Munich and Dortmund!
The old girl was still thinking about his miraculous prediction during the European Cup, and wanted him to give another light.

Pan Yi chuckled and said, "According to my observation of the two teams in the Bundesliga for one year, this game must be played in darkness, with no light from the sun and the moon..."

"Bah!" Pan Yi had already received a slap on the head, "Stop talking nonsense, the market will be closed when it's too late!"

"Tsk tsk, a girl's family is so addicted to gambling and abuses violence, it seems that she really can't get married..."

"Brother, you stand firm. Overwhelming..."

"Ah, wait a minute, I've figured it out." Pan Yi closed his eyes, and then counted with his fingers, "Roben won the game, Bayern won the championship 2-1!"

"Okay!" Pan Ying happily ran out the door.

Pan Yi was not going to watch the game.

Not surprisingly, the script of this game will not change, and the Cosmos Bayern will win their most important championship this season.

And so is it.

On the second day, Pan Ying with panda eyes rushed to Pan Yi and shouted happily: "Haha! I made another 1 yuan!"

"Promise." Pan Yi glanced at Pan Ying, "How much money has your brokerage company made, and you don't care about the more than 1 yuan..."

"You know what! You don't understand the joy of gambling!" Pan Ying suddenly said seriously, "By the way, brother, how can you always predict the outcome of the match? Even the score? You can even guess who will score? "

"Isn't that what professionals are like?" Pan Yi shrugged his shoulders, "Your brother is a man who will become the world's first teacher in the future!"

"Okay..." Pan Ying didn't believe it, "I feel like if you go to gamble exclusively, if you are more courageous, you can earn hundreds of thousands of him back... Sigh, I'm just timid, but it's a pity."

Pan Yi smiled, but didn't speak.

Hundreds of thousands?
Do you want to tell you that your brother and I can easily earn hundreds of millions?
……

Within a month after returning home, Pan Yi felt that he had gained weight.

It's no wonder that my parents are always afraid that they won't be full, so they desperately put vegetables and food, and now I'm relatively free, I just eat and sleep all day long, can I not get fat?

So one afternoon, Pan Yi decided to go out for a stroll.

Of course, in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, he still made a little disguise.

After all, he is now considered a celebrity in Longguo!
He put on a wig, put on a fake beard, and put on a pair of sunglasses. His image changed so much that even Pan Ying couldn't recognize him immediately.

Wandering around, Pan Yi came to a park without knowing it, and there was a small football field in the park, where a game was going on.

Pan Yi walked over involuntarily.

The DNA moved!
When I got closer, it turned out that there were two groups of middle-aged people playing, with red jerseys on one side and blue jerseys on the other.

They all seem to be over 40 years old, some have a big belly, some have white mane hair, and some have impressive hair volume, but they still play seriously.

However, after a while, Pan Yi couldn't stand it any longer.

I just can't bear to look straight at it!
In the eyes of Pan Yi, who is a professional coach, everyone on the field seems to be doing slow motion.

Passing the ball, taking the ball, turning around, passing, pressing... everything is unbearably slow!
Especially the red team, the average age of their team seems to be older, and because their physical fitness has declined more severely, their movements are even slower, and they can't keep up with the opponent's rhythm.

Soon, the blue team intercepted the ball in the midfield, and the striker waded all the way to the penalty area and succeeded in pushing.

To make matters worse, a fat defender of the red team who looked to weigh two hundred pounds fell down while chasing the ball, and didn't get up for a long time, as if he was injured.

Players from both teams went around to check it out.

It didn't seem to be a serious problem. The teammates helped the fat defender out of the sideline, but obviously he couldn't play anymore.

Pan Yi suddenly felt his feet itching.

When he was in Milan or Hamburg, he didn't have a chance to play in person.

The main reason is that although he knows a lot of tactical knowledge, he is not a professional player after all, and he can't play with those stars at all.

It's not the same thing at all, and they can't play together.

Anyone who has really played football with someone who has received professional training knows that the gap between professional and amateur is amazing.

Among other things, the sound of those powerful shots made by kicks is not something that amateur players can make.

And if a professional player (it doesn't need to be too strong, just eliminated from the Longguo echelon) to play wild football, basically everyone can become Messi and Ronaldo, and one person can play a dragon by himself.

So some people will post that the school team can face the five-man peak Barcelona and so on... Everyone just smile.

Therefore, although Pan Yi spends his time on the training ground and on the court every day, he is really not happy to play football by himself.

Given this opportunity today, he really wanted to go up and show off.

After all, in his previous life, he was also a player at the university team level.

I'm still only 27 years old now, so it's no problem to kick these out-of-shape uncles.

And even though he didn't bring his sneakers and jersey, the sneakers he was wearing could barely play.

The t-shirt he was wearing happened to be red too, a natural red teammate!
"That..." Pan Yi raised his hand to greet the red team, "I'm not very good at kicking, why don't you add me?"

A thinner red team player wearing a No. 10 jersey came over, looked at Pan Yi, and said, "It's ok, anyway, we have one less player. What position do you play?"

"forward."

"You don't know how to play and play forward? Forget it, that's not bad, you go to the front!"

Pan Yi knew the meaning of "that's not bad".

A person who is not very good at playing football, if he is placed in the backcourt, will generally become a big colander, and then the opponent will make a crazy breakthrough and concede a goal. Generally, everyone does not want to see this situation.

Putting it in the front, although it will also affect the goal, is relatively good.

After all, their own strikers may not be able to score goals, can they?

So Pan Yi took off his sunglasses and put them on the sidelines, and jogged to the front.

Players from both sides also returned to the field, ready to kick off and continue the game.

No one paid much attention to Pan Yi's joining. This kind of thing is very common in amateur football.

Just looking at Pan Yi's attire, he doesn't look like he's here to play football, but rather to go shopping.

Although the red and blue teams are playing, the jerseys and shoes are still very neat, and all kinds of shin pads, knee pads and ankle pads are available.

This is the characteristic of middle-aged teams.

If you don't have enough golf skills, let's make up for the equipment!
As for Pan Yi, a t-shirt with denim shorts and a pair of sneakers on his feet is quite casual, but obviously not suitable for playing football.

But it doesn't matter, anyway, it's just making up the numbers, it's enough to play together, otherwise it would be boring if there are fewer people on one side.

After kicking and kicking, Pan Yi started playing.

It hasn't been this cool for a long time!
In this wild field, he will finally not be "bullied" by Wu Lei and Sun Xingmin.

Here, he is the wild ball king!

Facing these middle-aged players, Pan Yi didn't need too many feints at all, as long as he changed direction and accelerated a little, he could throw his opponent behind him and then rush in to shoot.

So, Pan Yi entered one, two, three...

"This guy who just came in can score goals."

"Hey! It's amazing! You can't even say that you can kick..."

"I can't tell, this guy with curly hair!"

Players on both sides were a little surprised.

Pan Yi's wig is curly and slightly gray, and the beard he wears makes him look much older than his actual age, so everyone thinks that Pan Yi is a middle-aged uncle like them.

But now it seems that this "middle-aged man" is very strong.

In this way, the players of the red team are quite happy, and the blue team is a little quit.

A fat man from the blue team, also wearing No. 10, came over and said to Pan Yi: "My friend, have you practiced before? Is it interesting to play against us like this?"

"Hey, let's play together, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter." At this time, No. 10 of the red team squeezed over.

Now Pan Yi is their thigh, so they have to hug him tightly.

No one wants to lose when they play football, even if the score is not counted in wild football!

But the captain of the blue team was not happy.

Their team was playing hard against the red team just now, but now they were bombarded several times in a row, and they couldn't even touch the ball.

So he waved his hand: "Don't kick anymore, give me the ball, I want to go home."

But it didn't matter when he waved his hand like this, he accidentally touched Pan Yi's hair.

then……

Pan Yi's scalp suddenly lifted!
Everyone was taken aback!
I grass!

Scalp!
It's up! !

But Pan Yi hurriedly bent down to pick it up, only then did everyone realize that what had fallen was a wig, and it was a false alarm!
And in the process of playing football just now, Pan Yi's fake beard also fell off a little bit.

Everyone took a closer look at his appearance, and the No. 10 player of the red team was the first to realize, "You are... Pan... Pan Yi!"

"Damn it, Pan Yi!"

"It's really Pan Yi! It's Pan Yi!!"

"How will you be here???"

hula la...

A large group of people gathered around when they heard the shout.

The craziest one this time was Fatty No. 10 of the blue team. He quickly raised his hand and shouted, "Quick! Then so-and-so! Bring my phone here, I want to take a photo with Pan Yi!"

As early as when Pan Yi won the Triple Crown in Milan, his reputation in China was already very large.

In the recently concluded Bundesliga, Pan Yi led the relegation team Hamburg to win the runner-up, and the young player of Long Guo under his command Wu Lei also performed well, which made Pan Yi almost synonymous with Long Guo football.

Who wouldn't know Pan Yi!

And no one could have imagined that such a big star Pan Yi would suddenly appear in front of them and play football with them!
The football field was soon filled with people, not only the players from the red and blue teams, but other passers-by rushed over when they heard about it, asking for autographs and group photos...

Pan Yi could only patiently satisfy everyone's requests.

Hey, it's a pity that the ball seems to be impossible to kick...

At this time, a fat man with short hair squeezed in front of the crowd, his eyes lit up when he saw Pan Yi, and he said, "Ah, Director Pan Yi, so you are here. I have been looking for you for a long time."

"You are..." When Pan Yi looked up, he didn't recognize him.

"My name is Li Si, I was sent by the Football Association to talk to you about..."

Before he could finish speaking, Pan Yi put on his own wig and ran away!

I go!

Of course I know what the other party wants to do!

Just a few days ago, the Longguo football team and the Thai team scored 2:5 in a friendly match.

Although Wu Lei scored an extra goal in the game, the result of this game was a little different from the 1:5 in Pan Yi's previous life memory, but the result of this game still aroused the anger of all Dragon Kingdom fans.

The fans at the scene put up slogans remembering Gao Hongbo, and at the same time angrily shouted that Camacho was dismissed from get out of class.

Therefore, the Dragon National Football Association decided to terminate the contract with Camacho early!
This can be regarded as throwing the pot away, otherwise the anger of the fans will spread to the Football Association and catch fire!
And now that the national football team has no head coach, the next head coach must be put on the agenda.

After much deliberation, the senior officials of the Football Association still think that Pan Yi is the most suitable.

He is from his own country, with a high level, and he has also brought out international stars like Wu Lei...

Although Pan Yi kept refusing on the phone, and later refused to answer any calls from the Football Association, they still decided to be a dead horse as a living horse doctor, at least try again!
No, I sent someone to invite Pan Yi today.

It's just that Pan Yi happened to be not at home, so this Li Si found a place nearby, and finally met Pan Yi who was playing wild ball.

So of course Pan Yi had to run.

He doesn't want to have anything to do with the Football Association!

"Wait, wait a minute, guide Pan Yi!" Li Si took a step and chased after him.

Pan Yi ran even faster.

Although he is not a professional athlete, he has been leading people to train in professional teams, and he has always maintained a good figure.

His athletic talent is actually pretty good, otherwise he wouldn't be making a big splash in today's field.

But Li Si was fatter, panting after running for a few steps, and was quickly thrown away by Pan Yi tens of meters.

But the good times didn't last long.

A police motorcycle suddenly stopped beside Li Si, and the patrolman sitting on it asked, "You want to chase him?"

"Ah...yes...yes..." Li Si panted and pointed at Pan Yi in the distance, "I want to chase...he...he..."

The patrolman quickly twisted the accelerator, and amidst the roar of the engine, he yelled at Li Si: "Get in the car!"

Obviously, in the eyes of this patrolman, Pan Yi stole or robbed Li Si's things, and now he is on the run!
And now he wants to help the owner catch up with Pan Yi, and get back what belongs to him!

"Ah?" Li Si was a little confused, "I...I am..."

"No time to explain! Get in the car!"

Under the serious and impatient expression of the patrolman, Li Si turned over subconsciously and rode on the back seat of the motorcycle.

"Sit tight! After we catch up, let's control him together!"

"what?……??"

Before Li Si could react, the patrolman had already turned on the siren, hit the gas pedal, and chased after Pan Yi who was running away.

"Dip~woo~~dip~woo~~dip~woo~~"

Hearing the siren blare from far to near behind him, Pan Yi's eyes almost popped out.

The Football Association has spent too much money in order to make itself a coach, right?
Even the police were alarmed?
"Crazy... Really crazy, I'm stupid!" Pan Yi was so frightened that he didn't know where to go, and began to drill into the community.

And the patrolman who was chasing after him started to ask the "sufferer" questions while driving: "What did he rob you of? Is it valuable?"

Li Si, who was sitting on the back seat of the motorcycle, replied: "Ah, what did you rob? Didn't you rob? I chased him because..."

"Squeak!!"

The police motorcycle slammed on the brakes. The patrolman took off his helmet, turned his head and stared at Li Sidao: "What did you say? He didn't take anything from you?"

"Ah, yes. It's true that he didn't rob me, but I really need to catch up with him, thank you for your help..."

But the patrolman had no patience to hear him finish.

The patrolman put on his helmet again, dragged Li Siqi out of the car, turned the accelerator angrily, and drove away.

"Hey?" Li Si stood there in a daze for two seconds, then waved his hand and chased the police motorcycle a few steps, shouting loudly:
"I'm not in the car! I'm not in the car yet!"

……

Pan Yi returned home.

After kicking the ball, he was chased by Li Si again, and the police led Li Si to chase him. He felt that the muscles in his calf were a little sore.

When the door was opened, Mother Pan, who was busy cooking in the kitchen, came out upon hearing the sound.

Father Pan is not at home now, he should be playing chess with his old friends outside for fun.

At this time, Pan Yi had of course taken off the wig, and the fake beard would not be on his face.

Pan's mother first looked at Pan Yi's disheveled hairstyle, then at the water stains and dirt on his trousers, and frowned, "Have you been kicked out by a dog? Why are you in such a mess?"

"……Um."

"Really kicked out by a dog?!" Pan's mother was surprised.

"Yes." Pan Yi nodded.

"There are really wild dogs near our community? Did they bite? Did they get hurt?" Pan's mother immediately became nervous and wanted to check Pan Yi's "injury".

Pan Yi waved his hand, then put on his slippers and walked into the living room: "Mom, I'm fine. It's a mad dog, but I ran faster than it and didn't bite."

At this time, Pan Ying also came out of the room and opened her eyes wide: "Brother, have you been bitten by a mad dog?"

"I didn't bite." Pan Yi didn't want to say more, waved his hand, walked into his bedroom, and closed the door, "I'll lie down for a while, call me for dinner."

"Boom!" Lying flat on the bed in a large font, Pan Yi found a comfortable position, and moved his right hand up, down, up, down...

Slide your phone up.

He was looking at the relevant information about the game that the Dragon Country team lost to the Thailand team.

It stands to reason that the lineup of Dragon Kingdom in this game is not bad.

Goalkeeper: Geng Xiaofeng.

Defenders: Zheng Zheng, Zhao Peng, Feng Xiaoting, Zhou Yun.

Back midfielder: Qin Sheng, Liu Jian.

Midfielders: Yu Hanchao, Wang Yongpo, Wu Lei.

Forward: Yu Dabao.

4231, a fairly satisfactory lineup, and the opposite Thai team still has many young players, and the average age of the starters is only 23 years old.

But in the Hefei Olympic Sports Center, Long Guo still lost, losing to the 142nd ranked Thailand team in the world.

The fans at the scene chanted "disband, disband", and there was also a lot of scolding on the Internet.

Except that the score of 2:5 is a little different from the previous life, since Pan Yi took the lead in reading part of Fan Zhiyi's "Bible" during the interview, General Fan, who was robbed of his lines this time, said something else.

But "Longguo football face is gone!" "Xiao Gao's belt is pretty good, tell me why you replaced him" these words are still there.

Zhao Peng, who made many mistakes in the game, still became the target of his bombardment.

After the game, "the players collectively killed Camacho" and "it has something to do with gambling", a lot of conspiracy theories also began to appear on the Internet. The scolding he endured was even greater.

This may also be one of the reasons why the Football Association now wants to find Pan Yi to coach.

In addition to Pan Yi's own level and current influence, he can also borrow his good public image to help dispel some of the haze in the current dark Longguo football.

But does this really work?
Looking at it, Pan Yi couldn't help shaking his head and sighing.

Tired, destroy it, hurry up.

As far as the environment of Longguo football is concerned, it is really useless to ask anyone to be the head coach.

Is Mr. Lippi awesome enough?
Serie A champions, Champions League champions, World Cup champions, and even Chinese Super League champions, AFC Champions...

With such a resume, you can't say that others are not good, right?
Just like this, I still lost the chain when coaching the national football team, and I couldn't guarantee it at the end of the season.

In the end, the old man even... walked away after Dragon Kingdom lost the game to Iran.

Carried the train away overnight.

Resigned in anger, not even a high salary of tens of millions!
According to Pan Yi, unless the Football Association reforms from top to bottom and completely overturns the past, it will be useless for anyone to come.

I don't know that Fan Zhiyi has slandered the National Football Association so fiercely. If he came to be the chairman of the Football Association or something, what effect would it have?

Maybe it is really possible to be better than those bureaucrats who can only speak bureaucrats...

At least you won't do those bad things that are illegal and criminal, right?
Among other things, Nan Yong, Yang Yimin, the former director of the Football Association Management Center, and others have all been arrested in accordance with the law on suspicion of football gambling, game manipulation and other crimes with the approval of the procuratorate.

These so-called Football Association officials are all here to earn money, and few of them really care about Longguo football!
Pan Yi remembered the scene when he went to interview the coach of the U17 youth team, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.

Still want Lao Tzu to come out of the mountains and come to harm Lao Tzu?

There are no doors!

After an unknown amount of time, Pan Yi heard footsteps outside the gate.

Immediately afterwards, there was a knock on the door, "Boom, boom, boom!"

Then there is a man's voice:

"Excuse me... is director Pan Yi at home?"

　Thanks to wakeandup for the reward!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)