Neon Clothes and Iron Clothes

Chapter 296 Toilets
"Lang Jun, please make it convenient here!"

To Wang Wen's surprise, there was a maid in the toilet. When she saw Wang Wenzuo coming in, she knelt down on one knee. Although Wang Wenzuo was not used to it, he also knew that this was a rule in the palace, so he had to hold back his heart. Feeling unwell, he walked to the toilet to drain the water, but saw a wooden box on the table next to the toilet, which was filled with dried dates.

"Why do you put dried dates next to the toilet? Oh, I see, it must be used to sober up the guests who have drunk too much!" Wang Wenzuo clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Sure enough, it is the Tianjia, who is very considerate!" He grabbed a handful of dried dates from the box, stuffed them into his mouth, chewed them over and over and said vaguely, "This date is okay, but it's a little old, and the taste is a bit stale!"

Hahahaha!

Wang Wenzuo suddenly heard a burst of laughter, but when he looked down, the maid in the toilet was covering her mouth and laughing non-stop. Knowing that there must be something wrong with him, he asked, "What are you laughing at? Could it be that I did something wrong?" !"

"Lang Jun, the dried dates in this box are not for eating, but for customers to stuff their nostrils to avoid the smell when they go to the toilet!"

"Oh!" Wang Wenzuo showed a wry smile. He didn't expect that he, a dignified traveler, would be embarrassed. He shook his head: "My nostrils are not small, and they smell bad. If I stretch my nostrils, it won't be worth it!"

After finishing the convenience, Wang Wenzuo went out of the toilet and came back along the long corridor. His mood at this time was completely different from that when he came out of the palace just now. In all honesty, His Royal Highness has a good reputation, from the emperor to the common people. I think he is humble and loves scholars and does not like extravagance, but in Wang Wenzuo's view, even for a "virtuous king" like His Royal Highness, the resources consumed to maintain his life are too amazing compared to the level of productivity at that time.

"Hey, it really is you! I just said why you look so familiar!"

"Why is it you, Ah Man?" Wang Wenzuo looked at the girl in front of him in surprise, and stopped the maid behind him who was about to exclaim: "Why are you here?"

"His Royal Highness is going to entertain the ministers, my teacher brought me too! I was performing in the palace just now, didn't you see?"

"Oh, oh, maybe I drank a few more glasses of wine, so I didn't see it!" Wang Wenzuo remembered that there seemed to be a sword dance show in the palace just now. He must have been discussing polo with Jin Ren and didn't pay attention. There is an acquaintance among the performers.

"For a while, Liu Neifu, and for a while, His Royal Highness, everyone treats you as a distinguished guest. It seems that you are really a celebrity!" Ah Man looked at Wang Wenzuo with great interest: "Won't you buy me a drink?"

"Would you like a drink?" Wang Wenzuo asked in surprise.

"That's right, you're satiated in the hall, and my teacher and I are tired and hungry, shouldn't you invite me to eat and drink?"

Wang Wenzuo couldn't laugh or cry when he heard it. After careful questioning, he found out that the back kitchen of the East Palace was busy entertaining the distinguished guests, and they were too busy entertaining the people from the teaching workshop who came to perform. He only threw a few pieces of dry biscuits and sour soup away .Just now, Ah Man was so angry that he didn't eat. He wanted to come out to get some air, but he didn't expect to meet Wang Wenzuo who was convenient to come out.

"It's easy if it's outside, but this is in the East Palace, and I'm just one of the many guests!" Wang Wenzuo looked around with some embarrassment, gritted his teeth and said, "Why don't you wait here, and I'll go in and get some Come out with food and drink!"

"Okay, I just need to take more, and bring some to my master!"

Wang Wenzuo went into the palace and returned to his case, but found that Jin Renwen had disappeared. He must have had something to do temporarily, and he didn't bother to care so much. He asked the maid at the side for two silver plates and put some random things on them. Dishes and pancakes were taken out with a sleeve, and when they arrived at the appointed place, they shouted in a low voice: "Aman, Aman, I'm back!"

"You came back soon! Wow! There are so many delicious foods, including cool squid and roasted hump, today is thanks to you!" Ah Man didn't care so much, so he grabbed it with his hands and ate it while eating. He also said vaguely: "I haven't eaten that hump roast yet, I just took a look at it from a distance when I was entertaining guests at Mr. Liu's mansion half a year ago!"

Wang Wenzuo replied angrily: "If you haven't eaten, just concentrate on eating, don't talk, and be careful of choking!"

Xiaoman must be really hungry. The food on the silver plate in her hand dwindled at a speed visible to the naked eye. Wang Wenzuo put another silver plate full of food on the stone railing of the first plate. , Watching the girl eating big mouthfuls, the girl felt Wang Wenzuo's gaze, her face flushed slightly, and she gave Wang Wenzuo a hard look. The beauty was charming and charming.

"Aman, Aman, where did you go, why are you hiding in this place, so that Master can find it easily!"

Wang Wenzuo took half a step back, hiding himself in the shadow cast by the bucket arch. A man was walking and running towards this side. The moonlight was shining on him. He was of medium build, with broad shoulders under a short round-neck robe. With sideburns, a purple face, a high nose bridge, a wide mouth, and most notably his arms, Wang Wenzuo noticed that his arms drooped almost to his knees.

"Could it be that the hands are above the knees that are often said in ancient books?" Wang Wenzuo thought to himself.

"It's you, Master!" Aman wanted to put away the silver plate in a panic, but he didn't know where to hide it, and said in a hurry: "Master, you are hungry too! There are a lot of delicious food here , you eat some too!"

"Silver plate! Hump burnt!" When the visitor saw the plate in Ah Man's hand, his face changed drastically: "Ah Man, are you crazy? You dare to steal things from the East Palace. This will implicate everyone, and you will be sentenced to death of!"

"Master, Ah Man didn't steal anything from the East Palace!"

"Then where did the silver plate and hump hump come from? These are only available for banquet guests in the East Palace. How come they are in your hands!"

"It was given to me by a friend, the one who said he could send me back to Silla!"

"Nonsense, this is Daxing Palace, why do you have friends here? Tell the truth, or you will kill everyone!" The man's voice was already crying, and he was obviously on the verge of going crazy. .Wang Wenzuo saw that it would be impossible to wait any longer, so he coughed lowly: "Aman didn't lie to you, she didn't steal anything from the East Palace, I gave her the silver plate and food!"

Hearing the sound, the man took half a step back, blocked Ah Man behind him, and subconsciously touched his waist with his right hand. When he saw that Wang Wenzuo was wearing an official robe, his face remained unchanged, and he hurriedly bowed down and said, "I'm paying my respects, Xiaomin." Sir!"

"Are you Ah Man's swordsmanship teacher?" Wang Wenzuo held his right hand emptyly: "Is your name General Cao?"

(End of this chapter)