I burn big seats in the countryside

Yunxi just drove into the village.

Not long after walking, the way home was blocked.

Many people surrounded the intersection and couldn't pass the car.

Yunxi stopped the car and looked at a familiar figure among the crowd.

Sure enough, it was my mother.

Nowhere is there any excitement without her. Seeing this battle, the two aunts in the village are at it again.

Yunxi got out of the car and walked over, looking at the crowd, there were two aunts standing in the middle.

The one with long hair and fat body is Aunt Duan, and the one with short hair and thinner is San Niang. The two of them are already celebrities in the village if they don't get along well.

The two families live across the street, and the three families grind tofu, and they often discharge sewage. The water from marinated tofu is stinky, and it is often directly discharged to the street, often stinking to the heavens.

Aunt Duan's family lives in the lower reaches, and the stinky tofu water is basically accumulated at the gate of her house, and there is a stinky ditch as soon as she goes out, so the two families often quarrel because of such things.

After Yunxi walked over, Li Huimei stared at the two aunts intently, and the two aunts were arguing furiously.

San Niang speaks slowly and stutters a bit.

Aunt Duan is different. Aunt Duan's father used to be a singer in the village. A singer is someone whose relatives have passed away. He will find someone to cry and sing. You can't just cry, but you can also sing.

This is also a technical job, and it needs to be sung in a way that sings praises to the dead, from being a person and doing things to daily kindness, so Aunt Duan has somewhat inherited her father's verbal skills, and there is no problem in quarreling.

Today, the two fought in the street, and it was another fierce quarrel.

The third mother jumped up anxiously, pointing at Aunt Duan with both hands and feet, and kept warning Aunt Duan to 'back, back, back', pressing Aunt Duan tightly.

With her hands on her hips, Aunt Duan was eloquent, and she couldn't even talk back to the three mothers.

Li Huimei held a bag of bean sprouts and fried tofu behind her hands.

The little wild dog behind him has already quietly bit open the bag of fried tofu, and the fried tofu in the bag has been scattered all over the ground.

Li Huimei watched the quarrel intently, and didn't notice at all that the fried tofu in her hand was gone, and she was making rations for the puppy, only bean sprouts were left.

Yunxi stood next to Li Huimei, but she didn't even notice.

Yunxi looked at the two aunts, arguing so loudly that there were two hairless chickens behind the third aunt.

The person who just came looked at the two hairless chickens and said:

"These three mothers are also the same. They can't quarrel with others, and they are pulling two chickens."

"It's just these two chickens. In the future, the two chickens will not be able to quarrel with Aunt Duan."

"Look at the bare chicken skin, the mosquitoes will slip when they stand on it."

"What's going on, I haven't figured it out yet, let's see what's going on first."

The two chickens were completely hairless, only the chicken head and wings were a little hairy, and there was no hair anywhere else, and the appearance of the chicken's buttocks was completely exposed.

The two chickens kept shaking their heads as if they were watching a scene.

I heard the third lady scolding Aunt Duan:

"You shrew, what kind of person are you? Pulling chicken feathers, you are shameless and shameless. You'd better keep an eye on your dog. One day it runs to my door. Look, I won't pinch its head."

The third mother scolded Aunt Duan, and it could be heard that Aunt Duan spread her hatred on the chickens, and plucked all the chickens of the three major families.

Aunt Duan was not a vegetarian either, and scolded:
"Old Wang Bayi, who stinks every day, and drains your stinky water to my door. You have a conscience, but I used to treat you as a big sister and treat you so well. I didn't expect you to be a white-eyed wolf."

"What are these chicken feathers? Let me tell you, if you dare to twist the head of my dog, you see that I won't twist the head of your chicken. You'd better watch your chicken tightly. Don't let it fall into my hands. Next time I will Make it out of this street alive."

When Aunt Duan mentioned the water in the tofu, she became angry and continued:

"Everyone listen to me, don't buy their tofu in the future, it's dirty, use the laundry tub to put tofu, it's sloppy."

The more Aunt Duan talked, the more angry she became. Thinking of the stench of soy milk and tofu at the gate of her house all the year round, the stench of tofu has corroded the concrete pavement at her gate, making it impossible to settle down.

If the soil is used to block, a road will not be taken, which will affect the passing cars and pedestrians.

As soon as these words came out, San Niang became anxious. Isn't this a business that ruined her family?

Then the third mother moved her feet first, and the two began to kick each other.

The battle was fierce, and no one gave way to the other. It seemed that the two of them were not young, but they were very good at their legs, and they kept turning their legs.

The person on the side said:
"Don't fight, you two are wrong."

The onlookers spoke and persuaded the two of them.

Others also said:

"They are all old neighbors. You often fight like this. Not only is it not harmonious, but you also hinder traffic."

"You two too, why are you always on the street every time you fight, are you just waiting for us to fight?"

"Look back and see how many cars are stuck in the traffic jam."

"You fight every day, and the men in the family don't bother to care about it. What are you two arguing about here?"

"That's right, you men and children are together every day. It's the two of you who quarrel every day, even if it's windy or rainy, even if you're holding an umbrella."

Aunt Duan said to the uncle in the crowd:
"Uncle, you say that the third family is annoying. I don't spend money to install sewers. Every time I discharge to the main road, in winter, when the water freezes, it is easy to slip. I broke my tailbone last year because of the drainage in their house. Let’s talk about it, do they look good? After so many years of old neighbors, I didn’t talk nonsense about her house. Everyone can see that the stench is so bad every day, who can bear it.”

After Aunt Duan finished speaking, everyone nodded in agreement.

The stench is undeniable, especially in summer, and I can't breathe when I walk by, let alone Aunt Duan's family endures it every day.

Everyone nodded and said that it really smelled bad.

Someone said:

"It really stinks. I said San Niang, your family paid for a sewer, which is convenient for yourself."

"Yes, now every family spends their own money to connect to the sewer, and you spend some money to connect to the sewer. Your family also uses it, and it's not that you don't need it."

The third mother watched everyone talking to Aunt Duan's house, and said quickly:

"Easy to say, don't spend money."

"If you have the face to criticize me, your heart is dark. I have raised more than a dozen chickens, and there are no chicken feathers, and there is not a single one left. She plucked them all. The feather duster sold a few days ago is evidence. Her family If you don’t raise chickens, where do you get so many chicken feathers, it’s all from my chickens.”

San Niang was very angry when she said that, pointing at Aunt Duan, cursing as she spoke.

"The chickens in the house are all hairless, no matter if it is black or white, including the big flowered chicken, the chicken that loses feathers first starts from the butt of the chicken, and gradually it is the body of the chicken, that is this old witch. "

San Niang's chickens are free-range, and the chicken cages are outside the gate.

Every time the chickens run out, they come back with less feathers.

Today, I suddenly discovered that only a tuft of feathers was left on the two chickens in my family, and the two chickens came out of Aunt Duan's house naked.

San Niang talked about Aunt Duan's criminal evidence, and everyone beside her couldn't stop laughing.

A young man said with a smile:

"My aunt's method is as cruel as the one who cheated the kidneys of northern Myanmar. It's really cruel to go in and let the chicken strip naked and leave."

"That's nothing left."

"I just said that the chicken feather bags that Aunt Duan sells in the market have different feathers."

"That's good, when you eat chicken like this, you don't have to lose your hair."

Everyone was smiling, and Aunt Duan couldn't help smiling when she saw how San Niang described her.

Aunt Duan can't show it, otherwise she will be sure that she plucked the chicken feathers herself.

Aunt Duan thought that for the first time, she didn’t intend to pluck the chicken’s feathers. When her chicken came and Aunt Duan chased it away, she hit it with a broom and found that the feathers on the chicken’s buttocks fell off easily. up.

The hair of the whole chicken buttocks fell off, and the chicken buttocks leaked out.

Aunt Duan was also stunned. She didn't use any force at all, and the chicken feathers fell off.

Looking at the chicken feathers, Aunt Duan simply made a shuttlecock. When she was exercising in the square, someone bought the shuttlecock she made and sold it for twenty.

This time, Aunt Duan's pattern opened up.

That is to buy chicken feather products, her own good craftsmanship, plus the chicken feathers of her deadly rival's, can be regarded as her compensation for making up for the smell.

Aunt Duan looked at San Niang, pointed at the two bare chickens, and said:

"Your chicken is fine, it's none of my business."

Aunt Duan directly talked about the disease of the chicken.

The people on the side couldn't help laughing even more.

Aunt Duan had already directly diagnosed some illness. After hearing this, San Niang said angrily:

"You are the one who has nothing wrong with you, but you were plucked by a black-hearted person like you. Hurry up and give me the chicken feathers you sold. If you have no money, you will have to pay for the chicken feathers."