I burn big seats in the countryside
Chapter 483 Hi!
After arriving at Yunxi's house, Jason finished observing the decoration of the home, played with the ducklings, and teased the dog. After playing enough, he began to get down to business. Tian Juan added, and she was also surprised in her heart. She was even more surprised. Jason also There is such a side, which is completely different from the usual Jason.
Jason, who had played enough, said directly:
"Yunxi, thank you very much for your help at the last banquet. You couldn't have guessed that your banquet soon made me a legend in the circle. And do you know that all the things I want to do this time Please come over and help me prepare another family banquet. This time the family banquet is in the oil country. I sincerely invite you. I hope you can agree to my invitation. This time I will give you 40 yuan, the round-trip travel expenses, and Don't worry about your accommodation."
When Jason finished speaking, he looked at the white rice wine on the table and the yellow fresh ginger sprouts in the pickled glass jar, staring straight at it, wondering what it was?Why have I never seen it.
Jason said in his heart:
'The white one is not the rice water! '
I am very curious, I have been staring at the white rice jar, and I want to ask, why do you save too much water, is it some kind of belief?Just like their church service, cookies are a must!
After Jason finished speaking, Tian Juan continued and added:
"Yunxi, don't worry, I'm going this time too, with you, don't have any psychological pressure."
Looking at the couple in front of him, Yunxi also knew the mission long ago, but he couldn't reveal it, so he thought cooperatively for a while and said:
"Okay, I still have knives to bring, how should we get there."
After finishing speaking, Tian Juan said:
"Don't worry, Jason has his own private jet, you can carry anything, except for this, Jason also needs to bring bamboo..."
Just as Tian Juan was about to speak, Jason added:
"Oh, by the way, we are going up the mountain now, I'm going to chop bamboo, and I'm going back to cook with bamboo."
His eyes lit up when he said it, if Tian Juan hadn't reminded him, he would have almost forgotten about the bamboo.
Speaking of bamboo, they couldn't pull it in their commercial vehicle. Yunxi thought for a while, and came up with a way, that is to drive a three-wheeled car. Wang Huahua's family has it, and it happens to be usable.
You need to use your belongings for whatever you do. At this time, you can go with any luxury car, and nothing is as good as a three-wheeled agricultural car for driving wind, pulling crops up the mountain, and a good car.
Because of the system's reminder to take the bamboo, Yunxi also took the initiative to cooperate, and guessed in his heart that it should be making zongzi!
Just do what you say, Yunxi took the two of them, found labor protection gloves for them, and put on hats, but the clothes did not match, and the clothes were too rich. I feel that the two of them are mainly posing for a photo, that is, the kind of land girl Sense of sight.
Jason had never cut bamboo before, so he acted excitedly, just like a child waiting for an adult to take him to the playground, jumping up and down restlessly, he couldn't help but go over immediately, and kept saying:
"Oh let's go, I can't wait."
Tian Juan said that she went to the car to change into flat shoes, but Jason complained:
"Oh dear, you're wasting time like this, let's go!"
Tian Juan smiled helplessly and said:
"Don't worry, wait a minute, we still need to borrow a car. Our car can only pull people, not bamboo."
With that said, Jason was speechless. He didn't want to waste time, so he said directly:
"I never need others to lend me things. If there is nothing, let's just buy it. Let's go."
At this time, Jason immediately returned to the domineering president, with a handsome face:
'Brother is never short of money, there is no need to borrow this word, if you lack anything, just buy it. '
Looking at Jason's expression, Yunxi only said:
"Come with me!"
Yunxi didn't know how to explain to this local tyrant, so he could only stop talking nonsense and get done.
First, I went to Wang Huahua's house to return the tricycle. As soon as I got in the car, Jason was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear. The domineering local style just now was completely gone. Facing the tricycle, his eyes were full of surprises and admiration, and he said bluntly:
"This is too exciting, how should I sit on it, or ride it."
After speaking, his eyes lit up.
Tian Juan demonstrated directly, lying on the pocket of the tricycle, pulling and kicking her feet, and went up directly with her own strength, and there was no time to take a big breath during the whole process.
Jason who watched was stunned, and said:
"Honey, when did you learn kung fu behind my back! You have kung fu, what should I do?"
Tian Juan directly instructed, and waited for 10 minutes, speechless in her native dialect, and quickly complained:
"My dear mother, what are these numbers? You are so poor that you can't even stare at a three-wheeled pocket, and you are a whole piece of trash! The puppies on the street are better than you!"
Jason didn't understand Tian Juan's words at all, and he couldn't care less about listening. He stood on the tricycle, feeling extremely happy.
On the way to cut bamboo.
In front of Yunxi was driving a tricycle. Jason and Tian Juan were standing in the pocket of the car. Jason had never experienced the feeling of standing in a car. in the car.
I opened my mouth and shouted all the way, feeling very refreshed. From time to time, I would use my hands to probe the wind. The passers-by on the road looked at Jason in the car, and everyone was speechless, discussing:
"Look at this idiot foreigner, who has never been in a car before, and looks so happy."
"Really, what's there to be happy about? It doesn't look like a worker. It's probably for fun."
"I just like to see this foreigner look like he has never seen the world, give him hi!"
"It's strange, a young man is driving, and two older ones are behind. It's really fun."
"Take a ride in a car, what fun is it, look at this person who has never seen the world."
"That's right, I don't drive a four-wheeler. Look at the silly foreigner, riding a tricycle is more joyful than winning a lottery."
"It's all starting to scream, if this is a donkey cart, it will fly."
Along the way, this silly foreigner behaved very nervously.
Tian Juan kept covering her face intentionally or unintentionally, for fear that people would see her appearance, and said in her heart speechlessly:
'This is the first time Jason is like this, I have never seen it before, please ignore my existence, I am not with him, don't look at me, don't look at me! '
Tian Juan either covered her face or sat in the pocket of the car, but as soon as she sat down, Jason said:
"Honey, stand up, are you sure you don't want to enjoy such a beautiful scenery with me? Open your eyes and take a look at the beautiful scenery in front of you. If you try to shout, you will be twice as happy, my dear. "
Jason smiled with his mouth full of white teeth. From the moment Yunxi cranked the tricycle to start, he had been laughing all the time, and was still taking pictures, and took a group photo with the iron handle of the tricycle crank.
An iron mallet, he took a group photo happily, saying that he had never seen such a method of starting a car, and the car was started by shaking it directly with an iron rod.
When he pulled Tian Juan to stand up, Tian Juan was full of resistance, and said speechlessly in her heart:
'I don't want to lose face!God! '
Jason doesn't care about other people's eyes at all. He doesn't care about other people's embarrassing comments as long as he makes himself happy. He is a local tyrant. It doesn't matter to him at all. Gossip hurts zero. Even for him, it's very interesting. He likes it People comment on him.
Yunxi, who was driving in front, had no windshield in the tricycle, and was blown by the wind, and the wind hit his face more painful than a stepmother's ear.
In addition to the wind blowing, the ears are very noisy, and Jason behind him is constantly shouting. This effect is stronger than the stereo, and it is directly a noise booster.
It doesn't matter whether you lose face or not, the key is that the noisy ears are numb. As for face or face, it doesn't matter at all. Yunxi just wants to get to the place quickly, after cutting the bamboo, let Jason release his strength, so he has no energy to shout.
With Jason's shouts, he finally arrived at the place.
They wanted to bring ten bamboos, and Yunxi divided them equally between them, saying:
"There are three of us, Sister Juan and I have two, and you have six, is that okay?"
Yunxi made this assignment on purpose, just to make Jason quiet when he returned and not to make such noise.
Jason patted his chest and said:
"Don't worry, as a man warrior, I will be fine."
Then Yunxi gave the machetes to Tian Juan and Jason, and said:
"Then go ahead."
Before the words fell down, Jason started working. At this time, he no longer obeyed the command, and his mind was full of fun.Yunxi added the second half of the sentence, and taught the two to distinguish bamboos. Don't spend a long time chopping bamboos, and you will be embarrassed if you can't use the last one.
Bamboo tube rice is made of fresh golden bamboo, fragrant bamboo, and thin bamboo, which can allow the rice to infiltrate the heat well in the bamboo tube and speed up the ripening.
Bamboo tubes are used as containers, and each section of bamboo is filled with water and rice, and ingredients such as red dates and candied dates, etc. are usually sealed with large banana leaves and zongba leaves. This is bamboo to be taken to the oil country. Yunxi chooses to dry it. Take the zong leaves and use them when the time comes, and soak them in water directly. The zongzi cooked in this way can combine the fragrance of the zong leaves and bamboo, and it tastes very flavorful.
Rice can be glutinous rice or fragrant rice, and fragrant rice is also called Jiangmi.
After Yunxi explained the bamboo, the three of them started cutting together and sweated in the bamboo forest. Tian Juan was the first to complete the task, followed by Yunxi.
The two who completed the task first sat in the bamboo forest, watching Jason sweating, and they didn't have any idea to help Jason, they just hoped that he could finish it by himself.
The two of them have the same goal, which is to make Jason tired and sleepy, not to give supplies, and to be able to go back quietly, stop shouting, and stop shouting crazily.
Finally, after waiting for a long hour, I heard Jason shouting not far away:
"Oh, my God, I'm so weak, I need help, two beautiful and elegant ladies, please help me!"
Finally, the good news came. Hearing Jason's seeking tone, he checked his eyes. It was because he had no strength and couldn't do it.
Tian Juan directly said in local dialect:
"Mother, I can't make melon skins at last."
After finishing speaking, he put his hands on his hips, turned around and said to Yunxi:
"Yunxi, just wait here, I'll teach him how to cut bamboo."
Saying this, Tian Juan thought in her heart:
'Watch how I fuck you. '
After finishing speaking, Tian Juan's handsome back left directly.
Jason, who had played enough, said directly:
"Yunxi, thank you very much for your help at the last banquet. You couldn't have guessed that your banquet soon made me a legend in the circle. And do you know that all the things I want to do this time Please come over and help me prepare another family banquet. This time the family banquet is in the oil country. I sincerely invite you. I hope you can agree to my invitation. This time I will give you 40 yuan, the round-trip travel expenses, and Don't worry about your accommodation."
When Jason finished speaking, he looked at the white rice wine on the table and the yellow fresh ginger sprouts in the pickled glass jar, staring straight at it, wondering what it was?Why have I never seen it.
Jason said in his heart:
'The white one is not the rice water! '
I am very curious, I have been staring at the white rice jar, and I want to ask, why do you save too much water, is it some kind of belief?Just like their church service, cookies are a must!
After Jason finished speaking, Tian Juan continued and added:
"Yunxi, don't worry, I'm going this time too, with you, don't have any psychological pressure."
Looking at the couple in front of him, Yunxi also knew the mission long ago, but he couldn't reveal it, so he thought cooperatively for a while and said:
"Okay, I still have knives to bring, how should we get there."
After finishing speaking, Tian Juan said:
"Don't worry, Jason has his own private jet, you can carry anything, except for this, Jason also needs to bring bamboo..."
Just as Tian Juan was about to speak, Jason added:
"Oh, by the way, we are going up the mountain now, I'm going to chop bamboo, and I'm going back to cook with bamboo."
His eyes lit up when he said it, if Tian Juan hadn't reminded him, he would have almost forgotten about the bamboo.
Speaking of bamboo, they couldn't pull it in their commercial vehicle. Yunxi thought for a while, and came up with a way, that is to drive a three-wheeled car. Wang Huahua's family has it, and it happens to be usable.
You need to use your belongings for whatever you do. At this time, you can go with any luxury car, and nothing is as good as a three-wheeled agricultural car for driving wind, pulling crops up the mountain, and a good car.
Because of the system's reminder to take the bamboo, Yunxi also took the initiative to cooperate, and guessed in his heart that it should be making zongzi!
Just do what you say, Yunxi took the two of them, found labor protection gloves for them, and put on hats, but the clothes did not match, and the clothes were too rich. I feel that the two of them are mainly posing for a photo, that is, the kind of land girl Sense of sight.
Jason had never cut bamboo before, so he acted excitedly, just like a child waiting for an adult to take him to the playground, jumping up and down restlessly, he couldn't help but go over immediately, and kept saying:
"Oh let's go, I can't wait."
Tian Juan said that she went to the car to change into flat shoes, but Jason complained:
"Oh dear, you're wasting time like this, let's go!"
Tian Juan smiled helplessly and said:
"Don't worry, wait a minute, we still need to borrow a car. Our car can only pull people, not bamboo."
With that said, Jason was speechless. He didn't want to waste time, so he said directly:
"I never need others to lend me things. If there is nothing, let's just buy it. Let's go."
At this time, Jason immediately returned to the domineering president, with a handsome face:
'Brother is never short of money, there is no need to borrow this word, if you lack anything, just buy it. '
Looking at Jason's expression, Yunxi only said:
"Come with me!"
Yunxi didn't know how to explain to this local tyrant, so he could only stop talking nonsense and get done.
First, I went to Wang Huahua's house to return the tricycle. As soon as I got in the car, Jason was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear. The domineering local style just now was completely gone. Facing the tricycle, his eyes were full of surprises and admiration, and he said bluntly:
"This is too exciting, how should I sit on it, or ride it."
After speaking, his eyes lit up.
Tian Juan demonstrated directly, lying on the pocket of the tricycle, pulling and kicking her feet, and went up directly with her own strength, and there was no time to take a big breath during the whole process.
Jason who watched was stunned, and said:
"Honey, when did you learn kung fu behind my back! You have kung fu, what should I do?"
Tian Juan directly instructed, and waited for 10 minutes, speechless in her native dialect, and quickly complained:
"My dear mother, what are these numbers? You are so poor that you can't even stare at a three-wheeled pocket, and you are a whole piece of trash! The puppies on the street are better than you!"
Jason didn't understand Tian Juan's words at all, and he couldn't care less about listening. He stood on the tricycle, feeling extremely happy.
On the way to cut bamboo.
In front of Yunxi was driving a tricycle. Jason and Tian Juan were standing in the pocket of the car. Jason had never experienced the feeling of standing in a car. in the car.
I opened my mouth and shouted all the way, feeling very refreshed. From time to time, I would use my hands to probe the wind. The passers-by on the road looked at Jason in the car, and everyone was speechless, discussing:
"Look at this idiot foreigner, who has never been in a car before, and looks so happy."
"Really, what's there to be happy about? It doesn't look like a worker. It's probably for fun."
"I just like to see this foreigner look like he has never seen the world, give him hi!"
"It's strange, a young man is driving, and two older ones are behind. It's really fun."
"Take a ride in a car, what fun is it, look at this person who has never seen the world."
"That's right, I don't drive a four-wheeler. Look at the silly foreigner, riding a tricycle is more joyful than winning a lottery."
"It's all starting to scream, if this is a donkey cart, it will fly."
Along the way, this silly foreigner behaved very nervously.
Tian Juan kept covering her face intentionally or unintentionally, for fear that people would see her appearance, and said in her heart speechlessly:
'This is the first time Jason is like this, I have never seen it before, please ignore my existence, I am not with him, don't look at me, don't look at me! '
Tian Juan either covered her face or sat in the pocket of the car, but as soon as she sat down, Jason said:
"Honey, stand up, are you sure you don't want to enjoy such a beautiful scenery with me? Open your eyes and take a look at the beautiful scenery in front of you. If you try to shout, you will be twice as happy, my dear. "
Jason smiled with his mouth full of white teeth. From the moment Yunxi cranked the tricycle to start, he had been laughing all the time, and was still taking pictures, and took a group photo with the iron handle of the tricycle crank.
An iron mallet, he took a group photo happily, saying that he had never seen such a method of starting a car, and the car was started by shaking it directly with an iron rod.
When he pulled Tian Juan to stand up, Tian Juan was full of resistance, and said speechlessly in her heart:
'I don't want to lose face!God! '
Jason doesn't care about other people's eyes at all. He doesn't care about other people's embarrassing comments as long as he makes himself happy. He is a local tyrant. It doesn't matter to him at all. Gossip hurts zero. Even for him, it's very interesting. He likes it People comment on him.
Yunxi, who was driving in front, had no windshield in the tricycle, and was blown by the wind, and the wind hit his face more painful than a stepmother's ear.
In addition to the wind blowing, the ears are very noisy, and Jason behind him is constantly shouting. This effect is stronger than the stereo, and it is directly a noise booster.
It doesn't matter whether you lose face or not, the key is that the noisy ears are numb. As for face or face, it doesn't matter at all. Yunxi just wants to get to the place quickly, after cutting the bamboo, let Jason release his strength, so he has no energy to shout.
With Jason's shouts, he finally arrived at the place.
They wanted to bring ten bamboos, and Yunxi divided them equally between them, saying:
"There are three of us, Sister Juan and I have two, and you have six, is that okay?"
Yunxi made this assignment on purpose, just to make Jason quiet when he returned and not to make such noise.
Jason patted his chest and said:
"Don't worry, as a man warrior, I will be fine."
Then Yunxi gave the machetes to Tian Juan and Jason, and said:
"Then go ahead."
Before the words fell down, Jason started working. At this time, he no longer obeyed the command, and his mind was full of fun.Yunxi added the second half of the sentence, and taught the two to distinguish bamboos. Don't spend a long time chopping bamboos, and you will be embarrassed if you can't use the last one.
Bamboo tube rice is made of fresh golden bamboo, fragrant bamboo, and thin bamboo, which can allow the rice to infiltrate the heat well in the bamboo tube and speed up the ripening.
Bamboo tubes are used as containers, and each section of bamboo is filled with water and rice, and ingredients such as red dates and candied dates, etc. are usually sealed with large banana leaves and zongba leaves. This is bamboo to be taken to the oil country. Yunxi chooses to dry it. Take the zong leaves and use them when the time comes, and soak them in water directly. The zongzi cooked in this way can combine the fragrance of the zong leaves and bamboo, and it tastes very flavorful.
Rice can be glutinous rice or fragrant rice, and fragrant rice is also called Jiangmi.
After Yunxi explained the bamboo, the three of them started cutting together and sweated in the bamboo forest. Tian Juan was the first to complete the task, followed by Yunxi.
The two who completed the task first sat in the bamboo forest, watching Jason sweating, and they didn't have any idea to help Jason, they just hoped that he could finish it by himself.
The two of them have the same goal, which is to make Jason tired and sleepy, not to give supplies, and to be able to go back quietly, stop shouting, and stop shouting crazily.
Finally, after waiting for a long hour, I heard Jason shouting not far away:
"Oh, my God, I'm so weak, I need help, two beautiful and elegant ladies, please help me!"
Finally, the good news came. Hearing Jason's seeking tone, he checked his eyes. It was because he had no strength and couldn't do it.
Tian Juan directly said in local dialect:
"Mother, I can't make melon skins at last."
After finishing speaking, he put his hands on his hips, turned around and said to Yunxi:
"Yunxi, just wait here, I'll teach him how to cut bamboo."
Saying this, Tian Juan thought in her heart:
'Watch how I fuck you. '
After finishing speaking, Tian Juan's handsome back left directly.
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