Queen Juan is here, run away

Yu Chigong looked at the person walking ahead, the more he looked at it, the more he liked it.

This little thief is so cute, I can't help but tease her.

It was only when it was time to eat that Yu Chigong realized that the world report came so quickly.

The thief's counterattack came.

At this moment, the Empress Dowager sat at the dining table, looked at the emperor, and then at Lihua, feeling that the current situation was different from what she had imagined.

She and Nanny Qin didn't see the last scene of the two of them, so they didn't know what happened, but it looked like the emperor had annoyed Miss Wu.

At that time, the Empress Dowager watched the two go to the main hall, fearing that the emperor and Lihua would find her peeping, so she hurried back to the main hall with Mother Qin.

It's just that as soon as they returned to the main hall, the behavior of the emperor and Lihua in front of her was extremely normal, and there was nothing wrong with it.

The emperor cared about her as usual, and asked her what she had done, and if there was anything wrong with her.

The queen mother was complaining in her heart at that time, seeing her son asking this question, asking in front of Miss Wu, let other girls think.

Although she occasionally said that Wu girl was ruthless, but she said it behind her back, she didn't say that in front of others.

The girl did her best, she worked hard even without credit, she was a good girl, the queen mother could tell, but sometimes she was too tired and wanted to read aloud.

The queen mother answered the emperor one by one, saying that they were all very good, and even praised Lihua specially.

But the emperor didn't seem to believe it, so he turned his head and asked Lihua about the purpose of each arrangement, asking very detailed questions, like picking bones in an egg.

With a smile on her face, Lihua answered every question in a respectful and unhurried manner.

The emperor seemed dissatisfied, and asked again, until there was nothing left to ask.

He did such a good job, but he didn't express anything, he just said lightly: "Let's pass on the meal."

The Empress Dowager was immediately confused. Could it be that what she and Nanny Qin saw earlier was not what they thought?
Otherwise, why would the emperor keep finding fault?

The more the Queen Mother thought about it, the more confused she became.

When the two returned to the main hall, she did see that Lihua's face was tense, and she didn't look very good.

The Empress Dowager thought to herself, could it be that she had thought wrong earlier, the emperor wanted to ask for guilt when she saw Wu girl was late in saluting, so Wu girl backed away in fright?

The Empress Dowager couldn't figure it out, her eyes flicked between the two of them from time to time, the emperor was still the same as before, and Lihua was also respectful and polite.

In short, there is no clue, and it is not easy to discuss it face to face with Mother Qin.

The queen mother had no choice but to put the question back in her stomach, and she was going to have lunch, and she happened to be very hungry, so it was worth looking forward to.

As soon as the meals were served, the queen mother found that hers and the emperor's were separated by delicate small plates and small cups.

Each person's dishes and dishes are different, and they are clearly divided without crossing the boundaries.

The Empress Dowager's wish to eat a large table of dishes was immediately dashed. With such a standard and such a fixed amount, even if the emperor gave her food, she would not bear it.

Because the meals prepared by Wu girl are general, no more and no less.

If she ate the emperor's food, then the emperor would not have enough to eat.

However, the emperor is busy with government affairs and has a lot of things to do every day, unlike her who adds several meals a day, how can she survive without enough food.

Her Majesty had the lids off the dishes.

She looked at the meals in front of her first, the portions were still the same, at most two or three mouthfuls of each dish, the ones she liked were paired with the ones she didn't like, as long as she ate them all, she would be half full.

Sure enough, hope was completely dashed.

The Empress Dowager held back her disappointment and greeted the emperor to have a meal. When she saw the meal in front of the emperor, it looked really unpalatable, not as good as hers.

She didn't expect that Wu girl was so good at cooking her meals, but not so good at making the menu she read.

The Empress Dowager saw a black dish on a black glaze earcup and plate. From the dish to the plate, it was all black, and the whole plate was black charcoal.

She was startled: "Girl Wu, what is that dark dish?" Is that a dish?
Lihua smiled slightly: "Ma'am, is this the clay oven charcoal-grilled oily chicken you named for Long Live Lord?"

"What, is this fried chicken?" The queen mother was stunned.

In her impression, the charcoal-grilled oily chicken in a clay oven is golden, burnt, and oily, and it looks very appetizing, not this plate of charcoal.

Lihua nodded with a smile: "It's the first time I made this dish, and it took a lot of effort to dye this dish with charcoal..."

While Lihua introduced the kung fu of making this dish in detail, she glanced at the person sitting on the left side of the empress dowager from the corner of her eye, and sneered in her heart.

This is what she specially prepared for the evildoer, so it can poke his eyes blind.

For a person as particular as an evildoer, with the aesthetics of the golden section line, with strange hobbies, many problems, and obsessive-compulsive disorder, this table of dishes will definitely make him uncomfortable.

Then there was the queen mother, who ordered a lot of dishes before the meal, and the little abacus was crackling.

Lihua specially made a few dishes, and now she promises to force them into the Queen Mother, who doesn't want to eat them.

Yuchi Gong listened to the two talking, and looked at the meals in front of him, each dish was not big, but each dish had its own discomfort.

In addition to the plate of charcoal, there are also strange collocations, embellishments placed on the wrong side, and messy arrangements.

Everything is precisely stepped on the most unpleasant place for him.

That's all, barely bearable.

But what is the soft and rotten muddy dish that is placed in the center in front of him and closest to him?
This lump was placed in the earth-colored sunflower petal plate, like a lump from the reincarnation of five grains, which made him very uncomfortable to see.

In the past, don't let him say anything, just look at it and want to punish someone.

Heh, this little thief who must take revenge, no wonder let him eat more.

Yuchi Gong thought that the little thief knew how to treat him, every time he took a shot, he was sure to hit it, making him feel completely uncomfortable from body to mind.

Lihua introduced the plate of black charcoal to the queen mother, and finally said with burning eyes: "My lady, how do you look?" She looked like she was waiting for praise.

The queen mother suddenly realized that it was the first time to make it, and the black-bone chicken was specially selected, no wonder.

It's just that she looked left and right, and she couldn't boast, so she said vaguely, "It took so much effort, you put your heart into it."

Don't do it again in the future, she can't eat it after seeing it.

Lihua said modestly: "This is what a concubine should do, and she should not be anything."

She knew that the Empress Dowager liked good-looking things, and at first she disliked even sour plum soup, which was as dark as medicine, but she only drank it later to save the emperor's face.

She guessed that at least a small half of the monster's strange beauty was inherited from the queen mother, and the rest, of course, grew wildly.

Lihua knew the empress dowager hated it at a glance, but she kindly invited: "Madam, although this is the first time for my concubine to cook this charcoal-roasted oily chicken in a clay oven, the skin is crispy and the meat is tender and juicy. Do you want some more?"

The Empress Dowager hurriedly rejected her kindness: "No need, it's only a few yuan, let the emperor eat it, that's all."

No matter how hungry she is, she can't eat such an ugly thing.

Lihua said that there is still a small kitchen, which is a pity for the queen mother, and tried her best to sell it.

The Queen Mother waved her hands again and again, but refused to do so, and finally took the initiative to use a trick: "Wu girl, why did you forget that the Ai family can't eat greasy food."