Queen Juan is here, run away

Chapter 309 Miss, what are you celebrating?
Just as Mr. Yin was about to say something, Mr. Yuan put on a straight face and refused to give him a chance: "Aren't you afraid? You don't even know how to write pediatric poems?"

Mr. Yuan has been tossed about by Lihua for this aggressive trick, so he learned it. This is called applying what he has learned.

Mr. Xue is like an expert outside the world, sitting next to him drinking tea and watching a play.

How could Mr. Yin bear this, he gritted his molars and agreed.

Poetry is not what he is best at, but he wrote a lot when he was young and wandering in brothels. This dead old man saw that he was a good old man with a good appetite, and he couldn't do it no matter what, so he agreed on the spot.

But as soon as he agreed, the next moment he saw the dead old man pick up the pen and start to write like a bow and crossbow, one poem after another jumped out.

Mr. Yin panicked, racked his brains, hurried and hurried, and finally wrote a dozen or so poems within half a stick of incense.

This is already his limit, and few people in the world can achieve this speed.

In the end, at the end of the calculation, the dead old man wrote dozens of poems, but he lost.

Mr. Yin couldn't believe it, how could someone be so fierce.

So when he took a look at the other party's poems, he was suddenly so angry that he yelled: "It's a mess, it doesn't make sense!"

Mr. Yuan stared: "You can say whether it is poetry or not. The rhyme of the battle is correct. What we are comparing is the quantity. Who will hurt the spring and the autumn with you and be hypocritical."

Mr. Yin had no choice but to hold back his breath, blaming the enemy for being too insidious and deliberately plotting against him, not because he was incompetent.

But it wasn't over yet, the dead old man finally taught the onlookers Wu Qing and Wu Che earnestly: "Look carefully, it's impossible to be as brainy as him."

Wu Qing and Wu Che thought to themselves, this trick was not learned from my younger sister, I am afraid that Mr. Yuan wanted to use this trick a long time ago, because my younger sister was embarrassed before.

It's rare for someone to hit the muzzle today, no wonder Mr. Yuan is so happy.

Mr. Yin was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood, this dead old man murdered people, it was really annoying.

He is the chief military adviser of the palace, Liangzhou Kongming, who has offered countless advices to the prince, but today he is said to be a brainless man, how unreasonable it is!

Such a great humiliation, don't repay your life in vain! ! !

So Mr. Yin preemptively selected the topic in the second round, and followed suit with aggressive methods: "What kind of skill is a little cleverness? It's better than the way of the imperial examination—the Four Books and Five Classics!"

In Mr. Yin's opinion, when the dead old man asked him what he knew, he answered the four books and five classics.

But the dead old man refused to choose in the end, it must be because he was not good at the four books and five classics, and in the end he only dared to play opportunistic tricks, and the poems were made like shit, which is the best proof of lack of talent.

Moreover, Mr. Yin is considered a clear family. If he wants to be Mr. Wufu, he must show his ability in the Four Books and Five Classics, and let the Wufu know that he is the most suitable person to teach Wu Qing and Wu Che.

This trick kills two birds with one stone, not only discrediting the dead old man, but also achieving his original purpose.

But I didn't expect that as soon as he finished speaking, someone in the crowd let out a "hissing" sound, and Wu Qing, Wu Che, and the servant Shutong all looked at him with pity and sympathy.

But the dead old man just glanced at him, snorted coldly with disdain, and readily agreed.

Mr. Xue still has the same calm, fairy-like demeanor, but he seems to be more active in watching the theater.

This scene was far beyond Mr. Yin's expectation, and he felt that something was wrong.

How could Mr. Yin know that none of the gentlemen who have been scoured by the pear blossom waves in Wufu are fuel-efficient, all of them are extremely fuel-intensive!

What he kicked this time was the iron plate. He was challenging an old man who had won the number one prize, not an old man who wrote poetry blindly!

The reason why Mr. Yuan compares poetry is because he has eaten pear blossoms before, and he just wanted to refresh himself after holding it for a long time.

He is one of the few civil and military champions in this dynasty, a truly capable man, a great Confucian, and a man of great talent.

Mr. Yuan has been proud of his talent all his life, and his temper was eccentric and stubborn when he was young. Of course, it is the same when he is old.

When he was young, he first took the literary champion exam, and entered the Imperial Academy as a revisionist for several years. He felt that it was boring, so he went to the martial arts champion exam again.

Being a military guard felt boring, so I went to study the way of saints. After studying for more than ten years, I found it boring, so I decided to write a book by myself.

The simulation of the fifth session of the tenth imperial examination, as well as real questions, excellent model essays, etc., are the concepts proposed by Lihua, and the people who actually implement them are Mr. Yuan and Mr. Xue.

No one in this dynasty has studied the imperial examinations better than Mr. Yuan, and it is almost as good as asking him to write the questions.

It is a coincidence that Mr. Lai Yuan will enter the Wufu.

At that time, Lihua was studying like a madman, and the masters from the Wufu came and went.

When Mr. Yuan came to the capital to exchange ideas with Mr. Xue, he accidentally heard that there was a girl in the Wu family who was very powerful.

It just so happened that Wu Dingbang came to invite Mr. Xue. By coincidence, Mr. Yuan wanted to see what kind of girl is acting like a demon. She can force so many gentlemen away. There is no respect for teachers. must tidy up

Mr. Yuan didn't like it at the first sight of Lihua, and said bluntly: "I don't like your fake girl."

Lihua saw that the old man was full of arrogance, and saw her father's respectful attitude, his words and deeds were faintly excited compared with the past.

Turning her mind, she knew that things were not simple.

Lihua first politely asked her father who this old gentleman was.

She didn't ask Mr. Yuan because she saw that the old man was arrogant and wouldn't talk to her. Asking him would make him feel embarrassed.

After Wu Dingbang gave a detailed introduction, Lihua heard the meaning in her father's words: this gentleman is different from the previous ones, not at the same level.

Lihua immediately thought of her two elder brothers, but it might not be easy for her father to keep this husband.

So for the sake of her two older brothers, Lihua felt that she had to do her part.

So Lihua smiled sweetly, and Xiao Liwo dazzled everyone: "Sir, you are talented and knowledgeable, can you compete with Li'er?"

Mr. Yuan took a look at Lihua. This girl had a pretty smile, but she was too boastful and overconfident.

He snorted heavily, turned his face to the sky: "I'm not going to compete with you." The implication is that Lihua is not worthy to compete with him.

Lihua didn't bother her when she heard this, she immediately resigned, then turned around and went out.

After leaving the door, he said to Zhichun Zhiqiu and other little girls: "Go to the streets and alleys to distribute happy money, and celebrate this happy event."

Zhiqiu was puzzled: "Miss, what are you celebrating?"

It was Zhichun's blind worship of Lihua that made her see clearly:
"You are stupid, how powerful our lady is. That old man who looks like a famous man dare not compete with our lady. Isn't this a happy event? When the reputation spreads, the threshold of begging for a kiss will be broken."

"Hey, let's go further away." Lihua stopped her symbolically.

Mr. Yuan heard these words clearly, and was suddenly taken aback.

Will he be no better than a little girl?

No, that's not the point. The point is that if people are allowed to distribute happy money in the streets and alleys, the news will have to spread tomorrow.

Everyone rushes to tell him that he is not as good as a yellow-haired girl, is that okay?

What a cunning girl, she clearly wants to step on him to become famous, so scheming and tricky!

(End of this chapter)