I lead the trend in the variety show of survival in the wild

Chapter 126 The First Day

【Fuck? ? ? 】

[The clothes are all included, which is a bit outrageous. 】

[The director is unscrupulous! 】

[That oriental woman can see the tricks at a glance, amazing! 】

Several people turned their heads violently, and their movements were in unison.

After a while, Joey: "What are you talking about?"

Jon the golden retriever was much gentler, but he still said tactfully: "Integrity is a good thing, I hope you have it."

Daisy hooked her long hair back with pale fingers, showing a gentle smile: "I know that some programs are relatively large in scale, but I don't want to be completely mosaiced."

Facing the questioning, the director looked innocent: "I just said that clothes are also a thing, but I didn't say that you should run around naked."

The faces of the few people were ugly. He deliberately didn't remind them at the beginning, and even limited the number of times, saying that the follow-up forced distribution, isn't it deliberately trying to embarrass them?
Taking a deep look at him, Joey said, "I think we need to discuss it. After all, I'm wearing more than one piece of clothing. You can't let me run around in underwear."

He said lightly: "I don't care, but please consider the mood of the women present."

On the side, Daisy didn't know what to think of, her pretty face was slightly red, and she said in a low voice: "Actually, I don't care."

"..." Tan Suyan said seriously, "I care, I love my eyes very much." I don't want them to be blinded.

Hearing that Joey glanced at her, he seemed a little dissatisfied.

"Of course it can't be counted that way." The bearded director smiled and said, "Clothes are different from other items. Everything you wear on your body counts as one thing."

Only then did everyone nod their heads, but their faces were still not very good-looking. After all, there was one missing thing that could be taken out of thin air. In the case of this kind of weapon that can save lives, it is equivalent to missing a life.

Only Qin Suyan thought about it.

After a while, everyone decided again what they could take.

"Two knives, a lighter, and a pot, okay?" Jon still attached great importance to Tan Suyan's wishes.

Tan Suyan nodded, thinking of something, then looked at the director with burning eyes: "If the lighter breaks halfway..."

The director was just about to say that they don’t include this, when the oriental woman said: “A lighter can’t even be used for 21 days, which makes me have to doubt its quality, and as something destroyed on the spot during the live broadcast, The audience will definitely have doubts about its quality when they see it with their own eyes..."

At that time, if they are lucky, maybe they will be able to receive investment from the lighter official, but if they are unlucky, they may cause resentment.

Thinking of this, the director's eyelids twitched, and he immediately waved his hand and said: "The same thing, if it breaks, you can reissue it."

Paused, "Limited to lighters."

The crowd immediately booed.

[Laughing to death, my words are really on guard! 】

【That guy named Yan is very defensive】

Things are ready, and everyone is ready to go at any time.

Tan Suyan: "Wait, I'll be over soon."

After speaking, he ran away in a hurry.

The overly smooth movements caused everyone to look back, and they all guessed what she was doing when she went back.

The director stroked his shaggy beard, and it was rare for him to remind him kindly, "Due to some special circumstances, we can only allow guests to go to the toilet once a day, and we sincerely suggest that anyone who wants to go to the bathroom now."

Everyone: "..."

"No need." Joey said proudly, "My bladder can still hold up."

"Joey..." Daisy's eyes suddenly turned red.

Joey smiled faintly, but quietly avoided her approaching movement.

How many people have a good face, even if they are really urgent to urinate, after the director points it out, in order to hold on, they will not go again, especially with Joey in front of them for comparison.

No one went out, and everyone waited for Tan Suyan in silence.

1 minute, 2 minutes, a full 5 minutes has not come down.

Joey was impatient, and he was already showing impatience at this moment.

Finally, the sound of footsteps came, and Joey turned his head and reprimanded: "It's been so long, you fell into the pit..."

The voice stopped abruptly, and Joey's eyes widened suddenly: "You..."

Qin Suyan smiled gently.

Compared with the refreshing look 5 minutes ago, she is a big change now, with layers of clothes on her body, because there are too many, even a little funny.

The outermost layer is a white skirt, which is extra fat.

Faintly feeling that something was wrong, Joey took a closer look and found out what kind of skirt it was, and it was clearly the bed sheet of the hotel!

"FUCK!!"

At this moment, everyone was speechless.

Tan Suyan's face was calm, and he didn't seem to think there was anything special about what he did, "Can we go now?"

She had a good idea, since she considered one piece of clothing as many as she wore, she might as well wear more.

The temperature difference between day and night in the field is huge, and she can bear it when it is hot, but she is afraid that she will not be able to sleep when it is cold.

A good sleep can guarantee everything. If she doesn't sleep well, she knows that she will be irritable.

"That's not...it doesn't have to be like this." The director finally spoke up, and the usually tactful man was a little speechless at this moment. Orientals...are all so interesting?

"It's still necessary." Tan Suyan sighed, "After all, I don't know how to weave yet."

She can find food and sleep, but she really has nothing to do with what to wear.

Wei Yezi pretending to be a savage? Sorry, I don't have that hobby.

"Just talking." The director's face was full of displeasure, but he still didn't take back what he said before.

He wants to see what this man can do with so many clothes on.

"Only a waste will try their best to disguise themselves." On the opposite side, Joey's face was full of disgust, with his arms folded, his attitude was very arrogant, "If you are really so scared, I sincerely suggest that you turn around and go back now, there is still time."

"Joy!" The golden retriever yelled in disapproval, "You say too much!"

"Is it too much?" Joey swept his eyes and smiled disdainfully, "Jon, I thought you were an opponent at first, but now seeing your teammates, I think you are hopeless."

He said slowly: "I heard that there is an old saying in China that says, 'Don't be afraid of opponents who are like gods, but teammates who are like pigs'. I think this is very appropriate to describe you!"

Jon's face was ugly. Of course, he didn't like the timid look of his teammates, but this was also his teammates, not something that others could look down on at will.

"Take care of yourself first!" Jon said forcefully.

Seeing that he had no words, Joey smiled disdainfully again, his voice very harsh.

Jon's face became even uglier.

"I actually agree with what you said, I mean what you said at the beginning." Tan Suyan spoke slowly while reaching out to hold down the restless teammate who was about to move. Can taste a bit of elegance from it.

"Only trash will try their best to disguise themselves." Tasting the meaning of the words, Tan Suyan said, "You are right, because some people don't need to disguise at all, and their skin has accumulated enough thickness."

Everyone was stunned.

(End of this chapter)