Chapter 591 A special kiss show
"You mean... God?"

Ainz looked at Aqua, the skull's mouth slightly opened.

"Although she looks a little silly, she is indeed a god."

Xia Yu, who had been following behind, stepped forward and said casually that Aqua was a real goddess, but she was just a little confused.

"Who are you calling stupid?"

Aqua retorted dissatisfiedly, and then spread her hands: "Thank me, I am the venerable god taught by Axis, the goddess of water, Aqua."

"I will save you personally!"

At the same time as she threatened, Aqua held her right hand empty, the light condensed, and a gorgeous staff appeared in her hand.

Immediately afterwards, Aqua pointed the staff at Ainz and the others, and the top of the staff immediately gathered sacred power. However, before Aqua could release the purification magic, she was suddenly punched in the head.

This punch directly interrupted Aqua's movements, and also made the others a little confused. They couldn't understand the current situation.

"Aqua, do you want to cause trouble at the beginning of your campus life?"

Kazuma punched Aqua to the ground and scolded her dissatisfiedly. Aqua, who suffered a severe blow to the head, had tears in her eyes and retorted with a pitiful look on her face.

"But they are the undead! There are also demons, vampires, etc. No matter how you look at them, they are all a group of evil people."

Hearing this, several of the guardians on Ainz's side darkened their faces. If Ainz hadn't spoken, they would have wanted to step forward and teach this ungrateful woman a lesson.

But obviously, Aqua didn't understand the situation at all and was still mumbling: "As a goddess, I can never let it go."

The next moment, Aqua condensed purification magic in her palm, a dazzling golden light lit up, and the purification beam carrying divine power flew straight towards Ainz and his party.

But in the face of this magic, Ainz was completely unafraid and didn't even apply a defensive buff to himself.

"The purification of the undead is a low-level magic."

He is the ruler of death at full level, and ordinary purification magic cannot hurt him at all.

Ainz was defenseless when he thought this way, but the next second, he completely regretted it.

The purifying beam of shining golden light was much more powerful than he imagined. After being hit, he felt as if he was about to ascend to heaven.

Especially Shalltear, who was also restrained, had completely fainted just by the aftermath.

Realizing that if he didn't do something, he would really be purified, Ainz hurriedly activated his magic power to disperse the undead purification exerted on him.

Looking at Ainz who appeared to be unscathed, Aqua was also shocked: "My undead purification doesn't work?"

But before Aqua could make the next move, Kazuma behind her raised her fist again and knocked Aqua to the ground.

Aqua, who was sitting on the ground, covered her head, with tears in her eyes, and complained with aggrieved face: "You hit me, you hit me twice!"

Although she looks pitiful and cute, Kazuma has long been immune to it. After all, he knows the nature of this goddess. She is a useless goddess who likes to cry.

"I know, I know."

After a few perfunctory words, Kazuma grabbed Aqua, who was still struggling, turned around and left, still saying perfunctoryly: "I understand, let's go home."

"What? Let go, wait a minute! Why go back..."

Kazuma completely ignored Aqua's struggle. For this hard-won peaceful life, he must stop this useless goddess from causing trouble.

After walking around the corner, Kazuma turned his head with a troubled expression, nodded to Ainz and the others and apologized, "Well, I'm really sorry."

"It's ok."

Ainz shook his head slightly. Although he couldn't figure out the current situation, he still wanted to let it go.

After all, the undead purification shot just now was really powerful.

"Damn it, let me go, you undead, remember, I will definitely save you!"

Aqua, who was taken away, was still uttering cruel words unwillingly, but no one paid attention to her. She was obviously a goddess, but she was easily controlled by Kazuma, a mortal.

Looking at Kazuma and Aqua who had left, Xia Yu, who was watching silently, chuckled: "Oh, luckily the goddess didn't continue, otherwise it would have been a bit dangerous. After all, the sacred attribute can completely defeat evil creatures."

Ainz on the side heard this. Although his expression remained unchanged, he was wailing in his heart.

It turns out that the truth is like this. The opponent's attributes are completely overpowering theirs. No wonder a low-level magic can make him feel hurt.

If the other party uses high-level magic, wouldn't they really be purified?

Just when Ainz was feeling worried about the future, Xia Yu suddenly looked up at the sky again. To be precise, it was the top of the telephone pole on the street.

On the top of the telephone pole, there was a figure standing. The figure's cloak was gently blown by the breeze, and his eyes were watching everything happening below.

This person is their class teacher, Roswaal.

When Roswaal noticed Xia Yu's gaze, he smiled at him, and then suddenly disappeared at the top of the telephone pole.

Seeing Roswaal disappear before his eyes, Xia Yu shook his head and laughed. He knew that the teachers in the school would not sit back and watch their students hurt each other.

This can be regarded as some kind of... world rule?
Just like there will be no sensitive topics or bloody violence in Shizi Gongxiang's works.

"Ah, ah, ah~"

As if noticing Ainz's nervousness, Xia Yu put his hands in his pockets and said smoothly while walking forward.

"Even if she really wants to take action again, she probably won't be allowed. After all, Teacher Roswa was watching here just now. As a teacher, he will definitely not allow bullying incidents to occur in the school."

"It's better to enjoy your current campus life with peace of mind. After all, relaxing daily life is rare. See you tomorrow."

Xia Yu waved with his back to Ainz and others, and Ainz nodded slightly: "See you tomorrow."

When he was the only one left at the scene, Ainz suddenly felt his non-existent stomach begin to hurt.

The goddess who can cause harm to him, and the human who beats the god casually. If this unbalanced power system were placed in "YGGDRASIL", it would be collectively bombarded by the players.

"Are you all right?"

Looking at Shalltear who was still awake, Ainz sighed in his heart. He fainted just from being affected. That goddess was really the complete nemesis of evil creatures.

The other guardians who were awake shook their heads slightly and spoke one after another.

"Thank you for your concern, Ainz-sama. I'm fine."

"Damn it, that woman dared to attack Lord Ainz, please let me annihilate her!"

"I'm sorry, Lord Ainz. We, the guardians, failed to protect your safety. This is our dereliction of duty."

Seeing that a conflict was about to happen again, Ainz hurriedly stopped him and said, "Don't worry, that attack won't hurt me at all, and if there is a conflict between classmates, I don't know if they will be punished."

Ainz, who was cautious by nature, did not tell the truth. If he really said that he was hurt, then these guardians would definitely try their best to take revenge.

Personally, that's not a good thing.

Hearing Ainz's words, Demiurge's lips curled up into a smile, and he nodded lightly as if understanding: "I see, I understand, you are worthy of Ainz-sama!"

Eh?
Seeing the look of understanding on Demiurge's face, Ainz's skull opened his mouth slightly, feeling confused once again.

"Eh?"

"What do you mean?"

"Demiurge, what do you know?" "Haha, this is just the first step of Ainz-sama's plan." Demiurge looked at Ainz confidently: "Sir Ainz, you need me Inform the other Guardians of the first steps of your plan?"

Ainz: "..."

"I'm sure. After all, you are all my trusted subordinates."

It was just right to let him hear what the first link of his plan was.

"Yes, Ainz-sama."

Demiurge adjusted the glasses on his face and said solemnly: "Whether it is the goddess attacking us or there is a teacher nearby, all of this is what Ainz-sama expected."

Ainz: "..."

If the classmate named Xia Yu hadn't told him, he wouldn't have known that the teacher was paying attention to this place just now.

But he must not say such a thing. If he did, his career as the ruler of Nazarick would be over.

Demiurge continued: "Don't forget our identity at this time. We are students, and students need to abide by the so-called school rules. School rules do not allow students to attack each other."

"This begs the question, what kind of punishment will students receive if they violate school rules? This is the first part of the plan, luring other students to attack us."

"In this way, the attacker naturally violated the school rules, and we can learn the punishment for violating the school rules. In addition, we have just received information that the teacher will always pay attention to the situation between students. To prevent more serious situations from occurring.”

"This is all within Lord Ainz's plan, because Lord Ainz has already begun to explore the truth of this world from the first moment he came to this world."

Ah...it turns out that I could predict this step, as expected of me.

Ainz had stopped thinking.

"Oh, that's it. As expected of Ainz-sama, his wisdom is beyond our ability to pry into."

"So that's it. In this incident, we are still the victims. Even if there is punishment, it will not be our turn."

"I understand. No wonder Ainz-sama forgave them so simply. It turned out to be to prevent us from being implicated in the responsibility."

"Lord Ainz, you are indeed very gentle."

Ainz: "..."

My non-existent stomach ached again.

……

The next day, school.

In the classroom, because it was the second day of class, everyone was not late and sat in the classroom neatly.

However, in the upper right corner of the classroom, where Kazuma and others were, there was obviously one person missing.

"Because Aqua was violent to her friend yesterday, she was made to stand in the corridor."

On the podium, Roswaal raised a finger to explain the reason, and pointed outside the classroom.

Outside the corridor of the classroom, Aqua was standing with a bucket on her head and a bucket in each hand, with tears in her eyes.

"It's obviously their fault...it's them..."

Aqua cried and muttered how pitiful she was.

However, in this pitiful situation, Kazuma casually opened the window and sarcastically said: "Oh, it suits you very well, the goddess of water."

Hearing this sarcastic voice, Aqua stared with big eyes and cried: "Did you report it to the teacher? Remember it for me..."

In the classroom, Ainz looked at Aqua outside the corridor and her crying appearance, and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

This so-called punishment... being punished by standing with a bucket, etc., is really a practice of campus life all the time.

Perhaps as the classmate named Xia Yu said, this is a relaxed and happy daily life, and the danger he imagined will not appear.

While thinking about it, Ainz looked at Xia Yu's position, and then saw the sleeping figure in his arms.

Ainz: "..."

Fortunately, he thought he was a good student, but he turned out to be a student who slept in class and refused to listen.

On the contrary, his two female companions looked more serious, and they still took notes in the textbooks placed on the table. These were the models of good students.

The time in class passes quickly.

Perhaps it was an instinct engraved in his body. Anyway, Xia Yu's eyelids couldn't stop fighting when he was next to the desk. Then he decided to obey his body's instinct and take a nap before talking.

Whether they are students who attend classes or students who do not, they are all types of students. In order to enrich the types of students, Xia Yu decided to sacrifice himself and play the role of a student who sleeps in class and does not listen.

It is more comfortable to sleep in this atmosphere, and I feel relaxed both physically and mentally.

Just when Xia Yu was drowsily asleep, someone suddenly tugged on his clothes and woke him up.

"Ah? get out of class is over?"

Xia Yu blinked his blurry eyes, yawned, then rubbed his eyes and looked at the person who woke him up.

"A flyer has been passed around."

Melina couldn't bear to look at Xia Yu at this moment. Anyway, at this moment, Xia Yu's image in her mind had deteriorated a bit.

Although it didn't have much of an image in the first place,... at least it wouldn't be like it is now, making it hard for people to even look at it.

He was obviously so serious when he first learned magic, almost to the point of forgetting to sleep and eat, but now, it makes people wonder if someone has changed.

"Leaflet?"

Xia Yu blinked, allowing himself to wake up for a while, then took the flyer and read it.

"Hmm... It's a flyer with no design. It just puts the words on it and highlights the important content in red. It's really crude."

After casually criticizing the design of the flyer, Xia Yu then read the content.

【Notice of the wedding party! 】

【the first time】

[Exciting (bold) unique skills conference (marked in red)]

[In order to deepen exchanges between classmates within the class, a unique skills conference is scheduled to be held this weekend! 】

"A kissing party?"

Xia Yu recited the name of the activity conference. As far as he knew, the reunion was a form of activity in which schools in the old days invited parents of students to communicate with each other, display students' homework, and supplement it with entertainment.

However, judging from the situation of their class, it seems that parents cannot be invited...

So it was changed to showing off unique skills?It seems quite interesting.

"Show a unique skill? How about I show off Loretta's unique skill?"

 I’ve decided to try writing about Edgewalker. I’ve read it all, but I still feel a bit short-changed if I don’t write about it.

  But let me make a statement in advance, if I suddenly don’t know how to write, I will suddenly change the world like now.

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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