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Chapter 216 I'm Ibrahimovic, Who Are You XX?

"I said Xiao Mo, why don't we go out to watch a movie or something?"

"what?"

There was light snow outside the window, and the girl's laughter and laughter came from the other side of the wall.

In the hotel room, the Serie A game was playing on the TV. Chen Mo, who was sitting by the bed and sipping hot milk, turned his head and looked at Messi on the bed: "Watching a movie? What movie?"

"Uh, why don't you watch a horror movie?"

Messi was paralyzed on the bed with an uncomfortable expression on his face.Hearing that he wanted to watch a horror movie, Chen Mo frowned strangely, and looked at the wall: "I said, you guy just got a woman and forgot brother, don't you remember that I'm most afraid of ghosts?!"

"Ahem, you can try it once in a while."

"I'm really convinced, okay, okay, but are you sure Antonella will choose to sleep with you instead of Xiaoxun after watching a horror movie?"

Chen Mo joked with a smile, the selection of the Golden Boy Award is a major event in life, as Messi's childhood, he naturally knows what Messi desires most at this time, it's just because of Messi's sullen personality
He had contacted Antonella before he came, and now Antonella and Tsukiji Kaoru are in the next room.

A female Ronaldo fan yelled at his right ear, causing some tinnitus. Chen Mo was startled, and quickly moved two steps to the left. At this moment, a familiar voice came from behind: "Hey man, do you think your brother can win?" ?"

Messi scratched his head, and Chen Mo rolled his eyes: "You are really stupid, didn't you realize that Antonella is a girl with a strong personality? You were an ordinary person before, and she has no burden to communicate with you, even if she takes the initiative to pester you I don’t feel much about you, but you’re already a star, okay? If she takes the initiative again, she’ll feel pressured, such as【Will he look down on me】【Will others think I’m looking for his money? 】This kind of bloody drama and the like."

"Hahaha, do you trust your friends so much? He is indeed the man I admire in Zlatan! Hey, I have always wanted to ask you, how did you feel when you were stitching stitches on the sidelines without anesthesia?"

"I think he's scared too."

The crowd was completely excited and booed one after another. Seeing this situation, Ronaldo struggled for a while, and finally looked at the two with firm eyes, forced a smile: "It's all here."

"Xiao Mo, aren't you scared!"

Since the Internet has become more and more developed and videos can be uploaded, many athletes have started to engage in this kind of marketing method, such as recording a video of dressing up as an old man to play football on the field, and then revealing their true faces after a bloody abuse.

Could it be Ronaldo of Real Madrid?
What is he doing in Italy?
Curious, Chen Mo led Yuechi Xun to the edge of the crowd and stood on tiptoe. Seeing this, the expression on his face instantly became very exciting, "Aveiro???"

The cold wind is blowing, and there is light snow in the sky, but this does not affect the noisy and happy crowd on the street.As Italy produces nearly one-third of the chocolate, it is known as the sweetest [Chocolate Capital] in Italy. In addition, today is Christmas, and the atmosphere on the street is very lively.

Yuechi Xun handed the orange juice to Chen Mo, and Antonella immediately asked curiously from behind. Chen Mo was just about to speak, but unexpectedly, Ibrahimovic interrupted first.

"I'm so lucky, I have to get an autograph!"

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"Fuck him!!!"

"Don't even think about it!"

"return"

Both Cristiano and Ronaldo are his first names, and his father's surname is Aveiro. Whether in Portuguese or Spanish, his middle name is hidden like his mother's surname, so Ronaldo is called Cristiano Aveiro Ro.

Within three steps, Messi is faster than a bullet!

However, Messi is not a defensive player. Coupled with his disadvantages in height and strength, Ronaldo soon scored another goal.

Not long after, as Messi walked into the field, the host next to him held a small speaker: "The friends next to me, please expand the scope, thank you. Well, Messi, welcome to come, let me introduce the rules to you .

Messi shook his head.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells."

"what?"

"...Stimulate me, I'm in trouble."

"No, he is too old for the Golden Boy Award."

"Please! My feelings for him are pure, okay! Besides, I've heard people say that the situation of getting drunk is not... justified."

In the blink of an eye, it was already zero to two on the field, and Messi was two goals behind.Seeing Messi's gradually serious expression, Chen Mo shrugged: "Don't worry, that guy is going to die."

Messi bit his lip, took off his down jacket and handed it to Chen Mo. There was no tension on his face. He just wasn't kind and didn't like dealing with strangers. The next kick out of phenomenal play.

"Don't let him pass!"

"Oh"

"No? Wrong meaning?"

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The sudden sharp turn of the topic, Yuechi Xun was taken aback for a moment, then his eyes widened, and his big eyes were full of horror: "No way! You are planning to go to jail! Anniu, you have to calm down!"

"Siu!!!"

Chen Mo rolled his eyes secretly. At this moment, the Ibrahimovic on the side shouted: "Oh, what are you in a daze for? Your brother was scored again! Go up and help him!"

Although it was just a small street game for jokes, I have to say that watching Messi play football is indeed very comfortable. After Messi won the small game, the atmosphere on the scene became more enthusiastic, and Messi, who had left the game mode, recovered With a shy smile, he waved to the fans around him.

"Chen! Messi! Are you here to challenge Ronaldo?!"

"Tch, you annoying guy, you only dare to be fierce to me!"

"Oh, yes! Barcelona seems to be going to play against Manchester United in the top [-] this year. It's a good show!"

Normally, it is Mo Chen, but since Chen Mo was born, Fade Chen has been calling him Chen Mo and Xiao Mo, which are pronounced in Chinese. Fortunately, the Chinese pronunciation of Chen Mo and Xiao Mo is simple, and other people will continue to use this nickname in spoken language. .

"Can you sign it for me! I love you so much!"

The organizer with the trumpet was going to send Messi a Christmas hat and a Christmas magic wand, but Ronaldo had cold eyes, and finally had to pack up his things and prepare to slip away quietly, but when he was about to clean up the goal, a big long He stepped on it, and then, several banknotes with a face value of [-] euros lay in front of his eyes.

Suddenly speeding up, slowing down and then speeding up again, but Ronaldo still forcibly twisted his body and turned to the right, but in the next second, Messi, who was leading the ball with his left foot to the left, suddenly changed his left ankle, and the arch of his foot touched The ball circles around the instep and sticks to the ball, and then slams to the right!
"Ruined!"

"...for a show."

"Oh! It's Ronaldo!!"

"No, no, of course not, you're totally delusional! I just think some things are easier to say with a few drinks. But... I need you to help me create a space for me to be alone with Leo, can you?"

"My God, I must go to see Barcelona's Champions League match this year!"

The crowd turned their heads in an instant, but anyway, here is Turin, which has two football clubs, Juventus and Torino. In addition, Serie A is called the Little World Cup, and there are many stars.

Listening to Ibrahimovic's broken thoughts, Chen Mo was speechless, and at this time, the juggling on the field also came to the final stage.

He has never played against Messi, and his understanding of Messi is only from watching some videos. In his opinion, this inconspicuous little man is much easier to deal with than Chen Mo, who is obviously stronger and more defensive. !
Chen Mo didn't know what Ronaldo was thinking, and he suddenly became alone, so he had no choice but to walk to the side of the heads-up field and stick around.

Kaoru Tsukichi joked narrowly, Antonella blushed, and glanced at Messi whose attention had been completely absorbed by the football, a trace of helplessness flashed in his eyes, and then a trace of murderous intent flashed in his eyes!
"I've decided! I'll go buy wine later!"

"Okay, help me get it."

What kind of guy with a strange brain circuit was choked several times in just a few minutes and couldn't speak at all. Chen Mo just shut up. At this time, Antonella and Yuechi Kaoru who bought juice also came back.

Things were similar to what Chen Mo thought. After getting the right to attack, Messi began to use Ronaldo as a telegraph pole. There was nothing bull-tailed about it. Fancy movements like riding a bicycle were all kinds of sudden stops and changes of direction. False shoulders, it looks simple, but there is no way to prevent it!

Why is she suddenly angry?
Women are so strange.

Ibrahimovic was very aggressive, chatted a few words, wrinkled his big nose, and his face was full of doubts.

"He's looking for a passer-by to single out!"

Knowing what happened, Chen Mo twitched his lips.

Many cheering little boys ran past, Ronaldo?Chen Mo was taken aback, then turned to look at Messi: "Is Ronaldinho here too?"

"It will be all right."

"Humph!"

"Come on, little guy, use your best strength!"

However, in Spanish, the father's surname comes before the mother's surname, such as Messi's full name, Lionel Andres Messi Cuccitini.

Watching Chen Mo move his body slightly in the middle of the crowd, Yuechi Kaoru glanced at his watch with a helpless expression, and next to him, Antonella smiled and said, "Is this the so-called football widow?"

Soon, as Cristiano Ronaldo licked the ball with his right foot and went to the front of Messi, the atmosphere in the audience became more enthusiastic.

Antonella gave Messi a sweet smile, and took Kaoru Tsukichi to the roadside shop.Standing opposite, Ronaldo relaxed a lot when he saw Messi appearing on the stage.

He still wanted to deny it, but when he heard Chen Mo's words, Messi froze. Chen Mo took a sip of milk: "Didn't you feel it? When we went back to Argentina for the New Year last year, the way Antonella looked at you changed."

"Oh! Head-to-head—head-to-head——"

"Hey, hey, don't be so shameless!"

"Uh, why don't you try it tonight?"

But no matter how simplified it is, it still has to be a serious name plus surname for publicity and advertising, and [MO·CHEN·S] is printed on the back shoulder of the jersey, and Ronaldo's full name is Cristiano Ronaldo Dos Santos Aveiro.

Ronaldo's ability to pass people is indeed very good, but the foot feel is actually relatively stiff. It is a typical sidewalk fast horse, mainly relying on a sudden stop after a long-distance attack and then an explosive change of direction, but this venue is obviously not Give him room to run long distances.

"How is the battle going?!"

"Uh"

Holding Yuechi Kaoru on his arm, he walked on the streets of Italy full of classical charm and decorated with various Christmas decorations, passing by the lively crowd, Chen Mo also had a relaxed smile on his face.At this moment, looking at a group of cutely dressed children wearing Santa Claus hats on the street, Kaoru Yuechi's eyes turned into shiny jelly shapes, and he held Chen Mo's arm tightly: "Xiao Mo, we will have a baby whenever we want!" a baby."

"This guy really has energy."

With a three-to-zero lead, the organizers and Ronaldo fans were very happy.

Antonella clasped his hands together in front of his chest, with a pitiful expression, Yuechi Xun pressed his cheeks, and Cancan looked away: "Are you sure you won't force him?"

"Oh! Really them?!"

Passers-by on the sidelines were chattering and discussing, Ronaldo was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground, and the eyes he looked at Messi changed from joking to resentful!
"Come again, next time you won't be so lucky!"

As for Cristiano Ronaldo, either he doesn't want his father's surname anymore, or he just wants to deceive foreigners who don't understand Portuguese.

After being chased by Messi for four consecutive goals, Ronaldo couldn't sit still at all. When defending, he started to use it directly, but it was useless. Don't look at Messi's stature, but he is really stable and can't be pushed down. Cristiano Ronaldo had a large space under his feet because of his upperhand push, and Messi directly shot the ball into the net with a kick through his crotch.

"It's no wonder that the Golden Boy Award is ranked second. It's really amazing."

This kind of video is indeed watched by many people, and the publicity effect is very good. After all, it is full of gimmicks. Adidas wanted to help him shoot a promotional video like this and put it on the Internet for publicity, but he thought it was too troublesome, and he needed to make up or something. declined.

"Ah!!! Ronaldo!!!"

"No, no, I mean how do the fans look at you? Do they worship you?! It's like looking at God?"

Chen Mo was speechless, looked at Messi, and made a look: "You go, it happens that you will play against Manchester United in a while."

What the hell? !
Turning his head to look, there is a super tall white man standing under the street light, a little taller than Giroud who is 193, but when he looked carefully, the man has disappeared, but although the man disappeared, But he did get things going.

Messi was dumbfounded, Chen Mo shook his head helplessly, gulped down the milk, and jumped out of bed: "Okay, I feel like you don't understand after I say it, so change your clothes quickly, let's go to the movies."
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"Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle all the way—

"Sharp footwork!"

Looking at Messi's legs that were so fast that they almost pulled out, Ibrahimovic frowned strangely, but quickly shook his head: "It's okay, he is an alien, and I am God, this is not a conflict."

Lionel and Andres are the first name and middle name, Messi is the father's surname, and Cuccittini is the mother's surname.

"what?!"

Messi's face was perfunctory, even frowning, as if he was dissatisfied with Chen Mo breaking the atmosphere of being alone with Antonella.

Pick a ghost.

"God! What kind of extraordinary speed is this?!"

what love brain
Sensing Yuechi Kaoru's snigger beside him, Chen Mo rolled his eyes, "Then there."

"Ah?"

As he said that, he was about to take the big guy to leave, when suddenly there was a screaming voice from the crowd, who was holding his throat.

"Oh! A beautiful interception! Now it's Messi attacking!"

"My uncle Zlatan bought the ball and the goal."

"Trouble?! Oh, don't you think that Aveiro is too flamboyant?! Christmas dared to come to my Zlatan's territory to play wild! He crossed the line! But why does he want others to call him Ronaldo? According to Shouldn’t he be called Cristiano Aveiro, the first name in your Latin system plus the father’s surname?”

"Ronaldo, are you afraid?!"

How can anyone ask directly, don't you know how to buy some flowers, and then go along with the flow? !
Looking at Chen Mo who was still in a daze, Yuechi Kaoru, who was wearing a fat white down jacket, pulled out his left hand that was in the opponent's pocket, crossed his arms angrily, and his cheeks bulged like cotton candy.

Ronaldo was still dissatisfied. Seeing this scene, a smirk curled up on the corner of Chen Mo's mouth. It's useless to be stubborn.

The atmosphere of the audience next to him was very high, and Ronaldo also started chattering. He leaned forward, lowered his center of gravity slightly, pulled up the jeans on his thighs with both hands, and said something in his mouth, but in the next second, he instantly stared. Eye!
"What startup speed is this?!"

Obviously not married yet, she will soon become a widow!

Seeing Chen Mo and Messi, two new generation players who are not superstars but supernovas, the passers-by were not overly enthusiastic, they just cast curious eyes, but some children were very excited.

A group of four people crossed the pedestrian street and were about to go to the shopping mall. At this moment, there was a commotion nearby.

"That's better than the current situation of the two of you. I don't know what the two of you are thinking. They are interesting to each other, but they just don't confess."

Ibrahimovic crossed his arms, with an inexplicable arrogance on his face, two black lines were drawn on Chen Mo's forehead: "You were the one who made trouble just now, right?"

"Why not? This is a famous scene that will be sung forever by the world! This B, I, Zlatan, must not miss it!"

Chen Mo couldn't handle the sudden topic of having a baby. He was stunned for a long time and didn't know how to answer the conversation. Seeing his silly look, Yuechi Xun's pretty face flushed slightly, and he proudly shook his chin: "What, I'm already 20 years old Okay! You're still like a piece of wood!"

"Come on, Leo, I'll buy you juice!"

The children booed one after another, and the adults also stepped aside to make way for a passage connecting Ronaldo's performance venue. However, Chen Mo was not interested in this kind of thing, and waved his hands repeatedly: "Sorry, we still have something to do."

"Oh! I'm looking forward to it!"

"It's such an awesome character who can bend and stretch."

"I don't have that idea!"

The imaginary scene where the old enemies met was very hot and the two were very hot. Ibrahimovic looked a little embarrassed, but at this moment, a few more voices came from the crowd next to him.

"What can I do, it hurts."

"It's too fast! Oh my god, is he so fast? Sure enough, you have to look closely!"

"To be passed!"

"Kill them! Ronaldo! Prove that you are the strongest in the new generation! Prove that you are Ronaldo!"

"That's right! How about it, don't you find it exciting?!"

"No.12 and No. [-] really have a big gap."

"A passerby, don't worry too much."

They are all old acquaintances, and they are ridiculed in a weird way. Speechless, Chen Mo turned around and shrugged helplessly at Yuechi Xun, looked back at Ibrahimovic, and said with a smile: "Have you decided to use some cruel words to smooth things over after losing?"

Soon, one-to-three, two-to-three, three-to-three, four-to-three, in less than 2 minutes, Messi scored four goals in a row, not to mention the defender Ronaldo, even the passers-by were stunned!

The voice was very familiar. When I looked sideways, I saw a few more people under the tent outside the coffee shop at some point. When I took a closer look, Chen Mo suddenly felt a pain in the ass, Iniesta, Torres and Ramos. The Spaniard drank his coffee and snickered, but the sound was not limited to this side. He turned his head to look at the second floor of the restaurant on one side, where Cesc Fabregas and Rooney were leaning against the window and waving.

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I really have no interest in this kind of street football, and it's a cold day. I just want to finish watching the movie and go back to the hotel to sleep with my girlfriend. Chen Mo handed the down jacket to Messi and shook his head: "I'm not interested."

As he said that, regardless of Ibrahimovic's injured and curious expression, he took Kaoru Yuechi and Antonella to move sideways two steps, and refocused his eyes on the two people in the center of the open space, but there was not much to pay attention to.

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In the middle of the crowd, a man with firm eyes and a tall and straight figure was playing with passers-by with his magnificent ball skills, and there were many cameras surrounding him.

"Great! Little guy! Come to our Juventus!!!"

This kind of close-up viewing is not like watching the live broadcast on TV. It is like watching the Olympic [-]-meter race. Even running like a gust of wind, the impact on the senses is at least a hundred times stronger than that on TV!
"Is he really from Earth?"

It is said to be a field, but it is actually a normal street, with a small goal about the width of a desk next to it.

"Too strong! His feet seem to be enchanted!"

A smug smile appeared on Ronaldo's face after re-serving the ball. He stopped the ball at the place where there were most girls, faced Messi, stood upright with compass legs, raised his left foot slightly and kept circling over the ball, and said The strange voice seemed to have completely grasped Messi, but he didn't notice that Messi's expression was getting more and more serious at this time.

"This is too exaggerated."

Ibrahimovic is tall and big, but Antonella is not stage fright at all, and the key point is that she doesn't understand Swedish and English at all, so she turned to look at Chen Mo: "Who is he?"

"Well, that's fine."

"Oh! Leading by three goals, it seems that our Ronaldo is better, Messi has to work harder!"

"What do you mean?"

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"One-on-one!!! I want to watch Barcelona play against Manchester United in advance!"

As for Ronaldo, Chen Mo doesn't want to have anything to do with him now, he shook his head and was about to turn around and leave, at this moment, the little boy next to him looked at his face under the peaked cap, his pupils gradually dilated, and instantly screamed: "Oh! !!CHAN!!It's CHEN! And. OH! OMG! And Messi!!!"

Looking sideways, I saw that the person who spoke was the tall and strong man who screamed before. Unlike before, the light was blurred and he couldn't see clearly. After seeing the other party's face at a close distance, Chen Mo raised his eyebrows: "You It's Ibrahi from Juventus"

"Tch, Zlatan never loses!"
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"Hey, this guy is really excited. The movie is about to start when he is provoked."

The rules are very simple, one point is scored by hitting the ball into the goal one-on-one, the person who accumulates five points first will win, and can receive our small Christmas gift, then, the side that scores the goal can continue to serve and attack, the ball rolls Up to now, the area where the audience is located is considered to have lost the ball. Are the rules clear? "

"Zlatan Ibrahimovic, haha, is the name dick?!"

In the blink of an eye, after a few steps of sideways dribbling around the ball with his left foot and toes, Messi suddenly exploded and started to the right, straight into Ronaldo's left shoulder. Before Ronaldo could react, Messi had already reached the left shoulder.

"Ronaldo!"

Glancing at Messi, who was physically slammed by Ronaldo, Chen Mo was speechless: "Ghost knows, I'm not familiar with him." The Portuguese name is similar to their Argentine Spanish name, both of which are the first. First name + middle name + mother's last name + father's last name.

"Chen and Messi?! Where are they?!"

Cristiano Ronaldo was startled, his left shoulder sank at the first moment, he turned and chased back to the left, but the moment he moved his footsteps, Messi, who was moving forward at high speed, suddenly stopped, like an arrow shot in the bull's-eye, he stopped directly , but the center of gravity of the whole person did not shake at the same time, and at the same time, before Ronaldo stretched out his left foot to steal the ball, Messi gently pushed the ball with his right foot, and a light fried ball pushed the ball to his left foot , the center of gravity leans to the left, and the left foot leads the ball to the left!

Hearing this, Chen Mo was taken aback, and turned to look at Ibrahimovic: "I said you bastard... don't you want to do something like this?"

Soon, as he was about to sink his shoulders again, Messi stretched out his left foot and poked the ball away from him.

"no problem."

"Tch, what are you pretending to do, go after it if you like it, and be careful that Antonella will get it wrong because of your hesitation."

Forward to the right, forward to the left, and then to the right, almost in the blink of an eye, Messi directly completed three high-frequency direction changes, but this time, Ronaldo could no longer maintain his center of gravity, and was directly shaken to the ground. Can only watch Messi lightly push the ball into the wicket.

Looking at Yuechi Xun's soft and waxy cheeks, Chen Mo scratched his head and didn't say much. He put his arms around Yuechi Xun's waist, and turned to look at the pair of plums who were walking very close and whispering behind them. Xi and Antonella pointed to the shopping mall opposite: "Hey, there is a movie theater there, do you want to go?"

She loves and hates Chen Mo's personality. She loves it because Chen Mo is different from other athletes. He never hangs out in nightclubs, and never flirts with other girls. He is almost devoted to football. He hates it because he loves football so much!

"Ronaldo!!!"

With that said, Ibrahimovic snatched the ball from the organizer, turned to look at Chen Mo, and showed a provocative smile: "Pick it?"

"These guys. It's rare to find a chance to rest. What kind of streets are a group of old men going shopping instead of going to the bar!"

Every night, I can bounce balls in the yard alone until ninety o'clock, and then I can take a shower and go to bed!

He Chen Mo is the same, but there is no middle name, full name, Mo Chen Stabile.

The rules are very simple, that is, as long as you can score a goal, you can keep attacking, unless you get the ball out of the boundary, Messi gestures OK, but his attention is obviously not fully on the football, but secretly peeping Antonella at the juice shop not far away.

"Oh, pretty lady, your boyfriend is about to lose!"

"Thank you very much! Speaking of which, do you want to buy some too? I heard that drinking some red wine can add to the fun."

Add to the fun?

Seeing Antonella's envious expression, Yuechi Kaoru's mouth twitched. She really couldn't say [Although I have lived with my boyfriend for two and a half years, I haven't hit a home run yet, so I don't need to add to the fun at the moment] It sounds very embarrassing.

"Ahem, that's not impossible."

(End of this chapter)