Miss, you are my future wife
Chapter 382 My cat can do backflips
Chapter 382 My cat can do backflips
During the entire October holiday, in addition to eating, sleeping, eating, and doing homework, Xiao Yao also kept in touch with Shen Jie.
Ah, yes, the girl left her mobile phone number and QQ, and also told herself her name.
Taking this opportunity, Xiao Yao bought a new mobile phone that could log into QQ (he had plenty of pocket money anyway), and also registered a new QQ number because he had forgotten the QQ number registered in junior high school.
He couldn't explain why he had to do this, but he knew that chatting with Shen Jie was really... a bit fun.
"Is it fun to vacation in Suzhou Xishan?" Don Quixote asked oO Shu HeOo.
"It's not fun." The girl's reply was quick but brief.
Xiao Yao waited for a while and found nothing, so he had to type by himself: "The main thing is to spend time with your parents and the elderly to relax..."
Just when Xiao Yao hadn't decided whether to click send, the next message came from the other side: "What about you? Do you have anything interesting to do? Recommend it."
Xiao Yao was a little excited, because Shen Jie had always stopped looking for him if he didn't look for her. She would just ask questions and answer questions. She rarely took the initiative to continue the conversation like this.
"I'm shopping with my girlfriend," Xiao Yao replied truthfully: "She's trying on clothes inside, and I'm sitting on the sofa outside, helping her look at her bags, but it's boring."
"Hahahahaha," Shen Jie said, "A stinky man is holding a bowl and looking at the pot, right? But that's how you go shopping with your girlfriend. Little brother, you have to get used to it."
"What about you, sister?" Xiao Yao took the opportunity to ask, "Do you have a boyfriend?"
After typing, but before she could send it out, Shen Jie sent another message back.
"Fortunately, my fiancé is different from you. He never gets tired of going shopping with me."
Xiao Yao's hand holding the phone shook and he opened his mouth wide at the phone screen.
"???" Xiao Yao said.
"?" Shen Jie said.
"How old are you???" Xiao Yao said.
"It's arranged by the family," Shen Jie told Xiao Yao: "It's just a marriage and a transaction, it's normal."
"How on earth is it normal!!!" Xiao Yao said: "It's 2004!"
"Hehehe," Shen Jie said, "Fortunately, I don't care about this kind of thing."
"Then do you like him?" This sentence felt stupid after typing it, so Xiao Yao deleted it, then typed it out again, deleted it again, repeated it twice, and still posted it.
"What do you like or dislike?" Shen Jie replied with a rather disapproving tone: "A doll with no hair all the way around. It's younger than you and is still in junior high school."
"Huh???" Xiao Yao replied: "What a little husband."
"It's different," Shen Jie said: "In "Little Husband", the child bride is easy to kill."
At this time, Yu Luying came out of the dressing room wearing a brand new long dress.
"She's out, I won't tell you anymore." Xiao Yao typed quickly.
"I'm curious what your girlfriend looks like," Shen Jie said, "Take a photo and send it to me."
“How do I post pictures?”
"MMS, please study it."
"okay."
"Does this look good on me?" A clear and sweet female voice sounded from above Xiao Yao, who quickly raised his head: "It looks good."
"You don't even look good!" Yu Luying pouted angrily and deliberately crossed her arms.
"No," Xiao Yao closed the cover of his mobile phone and explained: "I just raised my head like this, and my eyes suddenly lit up. Whether it looks good or not depends on it in an instant, you know?"
"Then I bought it?" Yu Luying said: "What's going on with you today? You keep looking at your phone when you come out. Who are you sending messages to?"
"A friend," Xiao Yao said vaguely, "What's the matter? I can't even look at my phone when I come out with you. I'm so bored."
"I'm going to check out." Yu Luying turned around.
"I'll tie it, I'll tie it." Xiao Yao took the lead.
"I don't want you to buy it for me." Yu Luying said angrily.
"Buy, buy, buy, buy it all." Xiao Yao said.
You readers should have already figured out that Xiao Yao is now a pure scumbag - if it is ten years or 20 years later, when this kind of thing happens, he will definitely keep asking himself: What the hell am I doing?
After all, one has a girlfriend and the other has a fiancé. What is the point of intense chatting every day?If you want to cheat on the green man, you are obviously not a good person. If you keep to yourself, you are wasting each other's time.
To put it bluntly, they are all adults, and the little Jiujiu in their hearts is Sima Yi's heart, and everyone on the street knows it.
The problem is, they are all minors.
In the logic of middle school students, many things are different from adults.
Most adults know that it is difficult to have a pure friendship between men and women, but many middle school students don't think so.
Let me give you the simplest example - when I was in middle school and high school, I asked my female classmates to hang out together. Even if it was a separate "date", the success rate was not low. But once I wanted to go further, the other party would Thank you, I'm not sensitive; after going to college, most girls just can't date you out at all - if you can date them, it means that you have some further intention towards you.
When I went to WX City to attend a Writers Association meeting in September this year, I met a girl from 9 who was a sophomore in high school. She also mentioned that if a male classmate asks her out, as long as she doesn’t dislike him and has time, she will When I go on an appointment, I don't have any thoughts about love - I say this to prove that my understanding in this regard may not be outdated.
Why does the relationship of having an older brother and an older sister widely exist in middle school? The same is true. Some things that seem like green tea bitches in the adult world are normal in middle school, because they are so naive and believe that pure love among peers The existence of friendship.
To sum up, Xiao Yao, like most of his peers, is naive to the point of shamelessness. He thinks that he just has a new friend of the opposite sex and is very happy - he has no intention of betraying Yu Luying, nor does he think that he and Shen Jieliao’s news is that she cheated on her girlfriend to a certain extent.
As for Yu Luying, she seemed to vaguely know that he went to see the Earl of Noddington, but she never asked Xiao Yao about it directly, nor did she ask Xiao Yao what he was doing after school on September 9. went.
During the chat, Shen Jie became slightly more enthusiastic and fond of him after learning that Xiao Yao was the famous president of the poetry club of St. Francis Middle School.
"You said your name is Xiao Yao..." Shen Jie said, "You are not from Fang Zhong, are you?" "I am from Fang Zhong," Xiao Yao said, "Isn't that what I was wearing the day I came to see you? Fangzhong school uniform?"
"You came to me?"
"No, it was a clerical error the day I met you."
"Emmmm there's something wrong."
",,,,,,,"
"I didn't even notice which school your uniform is from. Anyway, are you the president of that poetry club?"
"Yes."
"Talented man! Celebrity!"
"Where, where,,,,,"
"Sign your name for me next time."
",,,,,, stop making trouble."
……
"Do you also write poetry?" Another day, Xiao Yao asked Shen Jie.
"Hahaha, I have trouble writing essays, and I also write poems." Shen Jie replied after a long time.
"That's still different," Xiao Yao said, "I can teach you that the most important thing in writing poetry is a pair of eyes that discovers life, an explosion of abundant emotions."
"Haha, thanks, I won't," Shen Jie said, "But I still envy you people."
"Hey, what are you envious of?" Xiao Yao said.
On the evening of October 10, Xiao Yao and Shen Jie talked on the phone for the first time, using their home landline.
"Didn't you say you wanted to come to my house to look after the dog? It's been so many days. When will you come?" Xiao Yao asked, holding the receiver of the landline: "The dog told me that it misses you."
"Hahahaha..." A clear, silvery bell-like laughter came from the other end of the phone: "Zundu is fake?"
"Really." Xiao Yao said.
"I will definitely come when I have time," Shen Jie said, "I am in my third year of high school and I am quite busy with my studies. I am not like you. I am a talented person and can be recommended."
"Don't you want to take the college entrance examination too?" Xiao Yao asked Shen Jie.
"If you don't take the college entrance examination, you have to take other exams, various exams, and interviews. What do you think?" Shen Jie said.
"Okay," Xiao Yao said, "I also wanted to ask you to come out and play when I'm free someday."
"There will be time, there will be time." Shen Jie assured him: "I will tell you when I am free."
"Well, okay." Xiao Yao said.
"Remember to take the dog out when the time comes."
"The dog says it is a home cat and doesn't want to go out. If you come, it will perform a backflip for you."
This conversation lasted for more than an hour, and Shen Jie took the initiative to end it. When she hung up the phone, Xiao Yao's ears were already burning.
As soon as I put down the phone, about three seconds later, the sharp ringtone of the landline phone rang again.
"Hello? What's wrong?" Xiao Yao answered the phone with a cheerful tone.
"Who are you calling?" Another girl's faint voice came from the other end of the phone: "I've been calling you for almost an hour and the line is busy. No one picks up the phone. What are you doing?"
"|ρ)Oh." Xiao Yao slapped himself on the forehead: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. I left my phone charging there without turning on the sound..."
"Who are you talking to on the phone?" Yu Luying said reluctantly.
"I...this is not...with..."
Then she coaxed Yu Luying for more than an hour, and then she managed to coax the person over.
Then his father scolded him again, saying, "Are you going to pay the phone bill?", and then said, "You two live so close together, why don't you run over to call?", until Xiao Yao swore that the call was from Yu Luying. , If we can’t spend our money, this guy will just give up.
On October 10, the second day of school, Xiao Yao received a call after school, asking him if he would be honored to attend her friend’s birthday party at Qiangui KTV after school on October 9.
Xiao Yao agreed wholeheartedly.
"Ask your girlfriend to come with you." After Shen Jie said that, she hung up the phone.
"Yingying," Xiao Yao turned around and asked Yu Luying: "On October 10th, will you go to the cashier KTV to sing after school?"
"October 10th, why? Who asked you to go?" Yu Luying asked Xiao Yao.
"It's just a friend. It's her friend's birthday, birthday parties, etc. It sounds very lively." Xiao Yao said.
"Is a place like KTV, where people and animals mix and hide dirt and evil, suitable for middle school students?" Yu Luying said.
"Hey, where are you thinking? The cash box is a serious KTV..."
"What day is the 14th? Let me see... Thursday, I have to attend orchestra rehearsal after school."
On the morning of October 10, Yu Luying disappeared without saying a word and did not come to school.
(End of this chapter)
During the entire October holiday, in addition to eating, sleeping, eating, and doing homework, Xiao Yao also kept in touch with Shen Jie.
Ah, yes, the girl left her mobile phone number and QQ, and also told herself her name.
Taking this opportunity, Xiao Yao bought a new mobile phone that could log into QQ (he had plenty of pocket money anyway), and also registered a new QQ number because he had forgotten the QQ number registered in junior high school.
He couldn't explain why he had to do this, but he knew that chatting with Shen Jie was really... a bit fun.
"Is it fun to vacation in Suzhou Xishan?" Don Quixote asked oO Shu HeOo.
"It's not fun." The girl's reply was quick but brief.
Xiao Yao waited for a while and found nothing, so he had to type by himself: "The main thing is to spend time with your parents and the elderly to relax..."
Just when Xiao Yao hadn't decided whether to click send, the next message came from the other side: "What about you? Do you have anything interesting to do? Recommend it."
Xiao Yao was a little excited, because Shen Jie had always stopped looking for him if he didn't look for her. She would just ask questions and answer questions. She rarely took the initiative to continue the conversation like this.
"I'm shopping with my girlfriend," Xiao Yao replied truthfully: "She's trying on clothes inside, and I'm sitting on the sofa outside, helping her look at her bags, but it's boring."
"Hahahahaha," Shen Jie said, "A stinky man is holding a bowl and looking at the pot, right? But that's how you go shopping with your girlfriend. Little brother, you have to get used to it."
"What about you, sister?" Xiao Yao took the opportunity to ask, "Do you have a boyfriend?"
After typing, but before she could send it out, Shen Jie sent another message back.
"Fortunately, my fiancé is different from you. He never gets tired of going shopping with me."
Xiao Yao's hand holding the phone shook and he opened his mouth wide at the phone screen.
"???" Xiao Yao said.
"?" Shen Jie said.
"How old are you???" Xiao Yao said.
"It's arranged by the family," Shen Jie told Xiao Yao: "It's just a marriage and a transaction, it's normal."
"How on earth is it normal!!!" Xiao Yao said: "It's 2004!"
"Hehehe," Shen Jie said, "Fortunately, I don't care about this kind of thing."
"Then do you like him?" This sentence felt stupid after typing it, so Xiao Yao deleted it, then typed it out again, deleted it again, repeated it twice, and still posted it.
"What do you like or dislike?" Shen Jie replied with a rather disapproving tone: "A doll with no hair all the way around. It's younger than you and is still in junior high school."
"Huh???" Xiao Yao replied: "What a little husband."
"It's different," Shen Jie said: "In "Little Husband", the child bride is easy to kill."
At this time, Yu Luying came out of the dressing room wearing a brand new long dress.
"She's out, I won't tell you anymore." Xiao Yao typed quickly.
"I'm curious what your girlfriend looks like," Shen Jie said, "Take a photo and send it to me."
“How do I post pictures?”
"MMS, please study it."
"okay."
"Does this look good on me?" A clear and sweet female voice sounded from above Xiao Yao, who quickly raised his head: "It looks good."
"You don't even look good!" Yu Luying pouted angrily and deliberately crossed her arms.
"No," Xiao Yao closed the cover of his mobile phone and explained: "I just raised my head like this, and my eyes suddenly lit up. Whether it looks good or not depends on it in an instant, you know?"
"Then I bought it?" Yu Luying said: "What's going on with you today? You keep looking at your phone when you come out. Who are you sending messages to?"
"A friend," Xiao Yao said vaguely, "What's the matter? I can't even look at my phone when I come out with you. I'm so bored."
"I'm going to check out." Yu Luying turned around.
"I'll tie it, I'll tie it." Xiao Yao took the lead.
"I don't want you to buy it for me." Yu Luying said angrily.
"Buy, buy, buy, buy it all." Xiao Yao said.
You readers should have already figured out that Xiao Yao is now a pure scumbag - if it is ten years or 20 years later, when this kind of thing happens, he will definitely keep asking himself: What the hell am I doing?
After all, one has a girlfriend and the other has a fiancé. What is the point of intense chatting every day?If you want to cheat on the green man, you are obviously not a good person. If you keep to yourself, you are wasting each other's time.
To put it bluntly, they are all adults, and the little Jiujiu in their hearts is Sima Yi's heart, and everyone on the street knows it.
The problem is, they are all minors.
In the logic of middle school students, many things are different from adults.
Most adults know that it is difficult to have a pure friendship between men and women, but many middle school students don't think so.
Let me give you the simplest example - when I was in middle school and high school, I asked my female classmates to hang out together. Even if it was a separate "date", the success rate was not low. But once I wanted to go further, the other party would Thank you, I'm not sensitive; after going to college, most girls just can't date you out at all - if you can date them, it means that you have some further intention towards you.
When I went to WX City to attend a Writers Association meeting in September this year, I met a girl from 9 who was a sophomore in high school. She also mentioned that if a male classmate asks her out, as long as she doesn’t dislike him and has time, she will When I go on an appointment, I don't have any thoughts about love - I say this to prove that my understanding in this regard may not be outdated.
Why does the relationship of having an older brother and an older sister widely exist in middle school? The same is true. Some things that seem like green tea bitches in the adult world are normal in middle school, because they are so naive and believe that pure love among peers The existence of friendship.
To sum up, Xiao Yao, like most of his peers, is naive to the point of shamelessness. He thinks that he just has a new friend of the opposite sex and is very happy - he has no intention of betraying Yu Luying, nor does he think that he and Shen Jieliao’s news is that she cheated on her girlfriend to a certain extent.
As for Yu Luying, she seemed to vaguely know that he went to see the Earl of Noddington, but she never asked Xiao Yao about it directly, nor did she ask Xiao Yao what he was doing after school on September 9. went.
During the chat, Shen Jie became slightly more enthusiastic and fond of him after learning that Xiao Yao was the famous president of the poetry club of St. Francis Middle School.
"You said your name is Xiao Yao..." Shen Jie said, "You are not from Fang Zhong, are you?" "I am from Fang Zhong," Xiao Yao said, "Isn't that what I was wearing the day I came to see you? Fangzhong school uniform?"
"You came to me?"
"No, it was a clerical error the day I met you."
"Emmmm there's something wrong."
",,,,,,,"
"I didn't even notice which school your uniform is from. Anyway, are you the president of that poetry club?"
"Yes."
"Talented man! Celebrity!"
"Where, where,,,,,"
"Sign your name for me next time."
",,,,,, stop making trouble."
……
"Do you also write poetry?" Another day, Xiao Yao asked Shen Jie.
"Hahaha, I have trouble writing essays, and I also write poems." Shen Jie replied after a long time.
"That's still different," Xiao Yao said, "I can teach you that the most important thing in writing poetry is a pair of eyes that discovers life, an explosion of abundant emotions."
"Haha, thanks, I won't," Shen Jie said, "But I still envy you people."
"Hey, what are you envious of?" Xiao Yao said.
On the evening of October 10, Xiao Yao and Shen Jie talked on the phone for the first time, using their home landline.
"Didn't you say you wanted to come to my house to look after the dog? It's been so many days. When will you come?" Xiao Yao asked, holding the receiver of the landline: "The dog told me that it misses you."
"Hahahaha..." A clear, silvery bell-like laughter came from the other end of the phone: "Zundu is fake?"
"Really." Xiao Yao said.
"I will definitely come when I have time," Shen Jie said, "I am in my third year of high school and I am quite busy with my studies. I am not like you. I am a talented person and can be recommended."
"Don't you want to take the college entrance examination too?" Xiao Yao asked Shen Jie.
"If you don't take the college entrance examination, you have to take other exams, various exams, and interviews. What do you think?" Shen Jie said.
"Okay," Xiao Yao said, "I also wanted to ask you to come out and play when I'm free someday."
"There will be time, there will be time." Shen Jie assured him: "I will tell you when I am free."
"Well, okay." Xiao Yao said.
"Remember to take the dog out when the time comes."
"The dog says it is a home cat and doesn't want to go out. If you come, it will perform a backflip for you."
This conversation lasted for more than an hour, and Shen Jie took the initiative to end it. When she hung up the phone, Xiao Yao's ears were already burning.
As soon as I put down the phone, about three seconds later, the sharp ringtone of the landline phone rang again.
"Hello? What's wrong?" Xiao Yao answered the phone with a cheerful tone.
"Who are you calling?" Another girl's faint voice came from the other end of the phone: "I've been calling you for almost an hour and the line is busy. No one picks up the phone. What are you doing?"
"|ρ)Oh." Xiao Yao slapped himself on the forehead: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. I left my phone charging there without turning on the sound..."
"Who are you talking to on the phone?" Yu Luying said reluctantly.
"I...this is not...with..."
Then she coaxed Yu Luying for more than an hour, and then she managed to coax the person over.
Then his father scolded him again, saying, "Are you going to pay the phone bill?", and then said, "You two live so close together, why don't you run over to call?", until Xiao Yao swore that the call was from Yu Luying. , If we can’t spend our money, this guy will just give up.
On October 10, the second day of school, Xiao Yao received a call after school, asking him if he would be honored to attend her friend’s birthday party at Qiangui KTV after school on October 9.
Xiao Yao agreed wholeheartedly.
"Ask your girlfriend to come with you." After Shen Jie said that, she hung up the phone.
"Yingying," Xiao Yao turned around and asked Yu Luying: "On October 10th, will you go to the cashier KTV to sing after school?"
"October 10th, why? Who asked you to go?" Yu Luying asked Xiao Yao.
"It's just a friend. It's her friend's birthday, birthday parties, etc. It sounds very lively." Xiao Yao said.
"Is a place like KTV, where people and animals mix and hide dirt and evil, suitable for middle school students?" Yu Luying said.
"Hey, where are you thinking? The cash box is a serious KTV..."
"What day is the 14th? Let me see... Thursday, I have to attend orchestra rehearsal after school."
On the morning of October 10, Yu Luying disappeared without saying a word and did not come to school.
(End of this chapter)
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