Immortal Cultivation: Three Thousand Great Fortunes

Chapter 1 What the hell are you kidding me about?

Chapter 1 What the hell are you kidding me about?
Nanliang ancient country,

Haojing Imperial City,

Outside the south gate of the palace compound, on the border of a street, a strange little medical clinic suddenly appeared today.

The doctor who is the owner of the hall is a handsome young man who looks about twenty years old, his surname is Han and his name is Xiao Chuan.

He hung up an ordinary medical signboard with shocking contents.

Ancestral secret technique.

The master of Chinese medicine.

Treat dystocia.

Treat dystocia?As soon as this signboard came out, this back street, which was originally sparsely populated, immediately became a little sensation, and there were quite a lot of strange people.

The young man with red lips and white teeth wants to be a midwife and grab the midwife business, is this a joke?

Can you make such a joke?

This doctor Han seems to be serious.

Is this a life of boredom, looking for excitement?
From ancient times to the present, men and women have been indifferent to each other.When male doctors see a woman, most of them have to detect the pulse with a silk thread, that is to avoid the suspicion of skin-to-skin contact.

There is no skin contact, let alone a man delivering a baby.

Or the trend of him playing himself.

Han Xiaochuan was wearing a green shirt, with a Confucian scarf on his head, and looked at the crowded crowd on the opposite street with a black line.

Both men and women, old and young, no!There are no women.

This is the neighborhood, and the citizens who heard the news came to watch the excitement.

Many people don't believe that there are such stupid people in the world.Will this do business?Will this young midwife not starve to death?

Han Xiaochuan grinned with both fists and said: "I implore all the neighbors to leave, Xiaosheng, I... still have to do business, a midwifery parlor, there is nothing to see."

"I'm sure, this Doctor Han won't even get a single order?" someone from the onlookers said.

"Do you need to say it? Even if my wife died in a dystocia, she wouldn't find a man to deliver the baby. It's just a shame and a disgrace to the gentlemen. Pooh! Pooh! Pooh!"

A young man who looked like a scholar immediately agreed, with a look of disdain on his face, and he kept spitting to get rid of bad luck.

"I'm just curious why a man wants to open a delivery parlor!"

"I'm also curious, what exactly does he want to do?"

"Outsiders think that he has some bad habits. Or there are ulterior motives..."

Han Xiaochuan saw the noisy posture, turned his mouth up, and turned into the medical clinic: "Let's make a fuss, make a fuss, the louder the better. Give me publicity everywhere, and make me famous.

God wants to play tricks on me, as a midwife, I will play tricks on the world. "

"Playing with the common people in the world? Hehe, do I have the ability?

It seems that I deserve it, who the hell told me that I am an excellent breed that the soul of the earth wears. "

Opening this midwife parlor and being a midwife is indeed a last resort.

That is, enlightenment!
Enlightened!It is the first lesson of becoming a monk from a mortal, that is, enlightenment.

Enlightenment is the starting point for a monk to step into the fairy gate.

This is something every monk must experience.

All have to be enlightened after passing the guidance of "Tianji Ce"!
Although most monks, enlightenment is very easy.

I had a bizarre dream at night, and after waking up, in the dream, I completed the guidance of the secret policy.

So, he became enlightened, and from then on, he could sense the aura of heaven and earth and practice.

But for some monks, it is not so easy.One has to go through a lot of tribulations to become enlightened.

Tianji Policy is not a book, but in the depths between Yintang's eyebrows, there is a mysterious place called "Niwan Palace", which is called Shangdantian by Taoist monks.

At the core of Niwan Palace, there is a place called 'Jade Room'.

Tianjice's reminder came from this mysterious jade room.

Most of the monks got the reminder in their sleep.

……

Some monks received hints that were extremely difficult and extremely difficult to complete.

But most of them belong to the category of challenging the limits of the human body, such as enduring hunger and starvation, asceticism for thousands of miles, etc., to test the monk's willpower.

There are also those who do good deeds and accumulate virtue, such as almsgiving, relief and so on.

As long as the enlightenment is successful, the skylight of the Yushi in the Niwan Palace will be fully opened, and you can sense the aura of heaven and earth to practice, and you will officially step into the ranks of monks.

Han Xiaochuan received only four guidelines.

One; comprehend the birth and end of life.

Two; understand the true meaning of love.

[-]. Challenge the limits of the human body.

[-]. Absorb the purple energy from the east, and comprehend the mystery of the creation of all things in the world.

It seems that these four are very serious, but they are not.

These are the four items given by Tianji Strategies after they were disturbed by unexpected disturbances.

This is an extremely funny and funny process.

Originally, Han Xiaochuan was drooling in his deep sleep, but he dreamed of mesh, black silk, and long legs
At the most critical moment, when she rushed to the crown and became a beauty.

In the jade room in the Niwan Palace in the back of my mind, there was a 'click' sound, and an old man with a white beard who looked like an arctic fairy floated out.

Holding a golden scroll in his hand, on the scroll was written "Tianji Ce" in three big silver characters.

This kind-hearted old man was about to open the secret strategy in his hand with a smile and guide Han Xiaochuan to complete his enlightenment.

Unexpectedly, a white mysterious object, like a shooting star, soared into the sky from the pitch-black void, like a scarab in the dark night, so bright and dazzling.

It came whistling, unbiased, and hit the golden scroll with a 'bang'.

The white-bearded old fairy suddenly changed color and stretched out his hand to grab it, but it was too late.

Glittering gold!
The scroll slowly opened.

Han Xiaochuan saw a few big silver characters. "Understand the laws of heaven and earth!"

In the dark void, Han Xiaochuan's dreamy voice sounded: "The law of heaven and earth? Isn't this a natural phenomenon of nature.

Such a simple question, do you still need to study it?

Birth, old age, sickness and death of all things, marry a wife to have children, the sun can only rise from the east, fish can only live in water, birds fly in the sky, people walk on the ground...all the laws of nature are the laws of heaven and earth. "

As soon as he finished speaking, Han Xiaochuan suddenly felt a 'creaking' sound coming from the core of his brain, and something was opened.A powerful panic of heavenly power suddenly came to the depths of my mind.

The Yushi skylight has been opened.

The white-bearded old man was stunned. It was because of the correct enlightenment that this happened.

Comprehending the laws of heaven and earth, such a difficult question, this guy actually comprehended it correctly as if he was eating and drinking.

But right away, the golden scroll flashed with golden light, and several large characters slowly appeared again: "Revise the laws of heaven and earth..."

This is a sentence showing incomplete enlightenment.

If it is fully displayed, it will be 'modify the laws of heaven and earth! '

The old man with the white beard turned his head to look at the display on the scroll, and his face suddenly changed: "It's over, it's over, something big happened! The secret strategy has been polluted and disordered.

The local land came at the wrong time, what should I do?This is going to cause chaos in the world. "

The father-in-law of the land was so frightened that he was out of his wits, and the words of sincerity and fear just fell.The secret plan was closed under a scroll, and slowly opened again.

So, Han Xiaochuan saw rows of enlightenment requirements above,
One; comprehend the birth and end of life.

Two; understand the true meaning of love.

[-]. Challenge the limits of the human body.

[-]. Absorb the purple energy from the east, and comprehend the mystery of the creation of all things in the world.

When all four are displayed, it seems that it has not stopped.

But there was a 'click' from the sky, and a purple lightning bolt fell, and Tianji Cecai's golden light flashed, dimmed, and fell silent.

At the same time, Han Xiaochuan felt the sound of closing the window with a "bang bang" deep in his brain.

Her heart trembled: Pan Meiren's clothes-horse should not fall, it hit Ximen Guanren's head, and the future history of the other world will be changed because of this smash.

The skylight of Yushi was actually closed by lightning.

Then how to sense the aura of heaven and earth to practice?
But in an instant, he roared angrily: "Grandpa Land! You didn't deliberately trick me, did you not pinch me at the right time.

It's obviously just to see something strange, hehe!Haven't seen black silk long legs, old and unscrupulous thing. "

The father-in-law of the land blushed, and fled in a panic holding the secret. He was so embarrassed that he even lost one of his slippers.

In the pitch-black space, only Han Xiaochuan roared angrily.

"Damn! Bombing Tianji Ce, this cannon is so terrifying!
From the dream to outside the dream, through the void, and flew into the uncle's Niwan Palace.

This Nima is an Ultraman with satellite navigation and high-precision strikes.

This kind of weird thing can only fool the silly white sweets of the other world.

Lao Tzu is a man of high IQ who studies quantum mechanics. What are you kidding me about? "

It is indeed a joke!

God wants a man of science and technology to "understand the birth and end of life", isn't it just to watch pregnant women give birth, and it is still of the dystocia type.

This is what happened that night when Han Xiaochuan's soul passed through.

This is bound to be a great moment.

In the spring of the 38th year of Jingfeng in the Nanliang Era, it took place in Hanjiazhuang, Luoyi City, Dazhou County, Nanliang Country, Yanshang Continent.

Luoyi City is a huge ancient city located in the middle of the Daliang Mountains.

The Han Family Courtyard is at the foot of Daliang Mountain.

It belongs to one of the four powerful families in Luoyi City.

Han Xiaochuan was very skeptical about the origin of this body.

On the surface, he was an abandoned baby picked up by a monk and elder of the Han family.

However, he was raised by the patriarch's daughter as a younger brother.

Han Xiangdanzi, the daughter of the head of the Han family, looks charming and beautiful.

She and Li Xiaoying, a beautiful girl from another big family surnamed Li in Luoyi City, are also called Luoyi Shuangjue.

The two girls are both glamorous and glamorous, and they are the stunners who are disastrous to the country and the people.

This name also has a background.I specially invited a great talent in Luoyi City, who is an expert in Confucianism.

Hanxiang Danzi means Hanxiang Danzi.

On the day she was born, the room was full of fragrance, the strange fragrance was intoxicating, and there was a scent of alchemy in it.

Hence the name!

The noble patriarch's daughter, willing to raise an abandoned baby picked up by the roadside?

Moreover, Han Xiangdanzi is only three years older than Han Xiaochuan.

It means that Han Xiangdanzi started raising him when she was three years old, which is simply nonsense.

When she still needed someone to take care of her, she assumed the responsibility of being both a mother and a sister?

How can a man with high IQ and science and engineering from the earth be so easy to fool? This logic cannot withstand scrutiny.

It's just that thanks to the careful protection of this stunning beauty who is also a mother and sister, she will not starve to death or be beaten to death by the sons and young masters of the Han family.

This time away from Luoyi City, it was a last resort to go to Haojing Imperial City, three thousand miles away, to be a midwife.

don't go...

Han Shan, the son of the head of the Han family, will be forcibly dragged away to perform a bridal chamber wedding night with a female beggar in Luoyi City.

A group of sons and gentlemen, bored to the core.

Changed tricks to humiliate Han Xiaochuan.

I can't afford it, but I can't beat it. It happened that Tianjice gave enlightenment instructions, so I had to ask my sister to take 200 taels of silver from my own money, and ran away with oil on the soles of my feet.

Furthermore, to comprehend the birth and end of life, only being a midwife has the opportunity.

To open a midwifery parlor, of course, it is best to stay away from Luoyi City.

If news of such a cold and degrading thing gets out, he, the head of the Han family, guarantees that he will be furious.

If not, I am afraid that the next day, Han Shan will bring people over and smash it to pieces.

Then he was forcibly pulled back by a group of bastards and young masters, and married that female beggar.

Let Han Shan and his group remember this account first!

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