The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

The Four King Kongs were so stunned that they couldn't speak. This kind of ghost people with strong fighting power had lived for hundreds of years, and they would have more or less connections in both Yin and Yang realms.In addition, they were wronged in the first place, so if they put down two harsh words, they would leave.

But Lao Cao would not let it go, pointing to the plainclothes ghost next to the Four King Kong: "Who are you? Are you also a ghost from the underworld?"

This plainclothes man was wearing a long beige mandarin jacket from the period of the Republic of China, a hat, and a pair of glasses on the bridge of his nose.It looks polite.

The man in Tang suit replied politely: "Yes, I am also a ghost from the underworld. It's just that I have lived in the underworld for hundreds of years, why have I never seen you?"

Lao Cao let out a "bah", "Fart, I should say this. I have lived in the capital for hundreds of years, why have I never seen you?"

According to the voice, Lin Yi finally recognized the man in Tang suit. It was actually Li Wenbin, deputy director of the Supervision Department of Dongyue Yinsi Guochenghuang Temple, one of his bosses, and the deputy of his immediate boss Huang Shanwen.

Lin Yi took two steps forward, relying on his face to change, and he was dressed in Ming Dynasty costumes, so he was not afraid that the other party would recognize him.

"You, a ghost from the underworld, why did you get mixed up with this group of priests? Why, do you want to collude with the government and the people?"

Old Cao said: "What kind of collusion between the government and the people? It is clearly a collusion between black and white. Judging by his appearance as a gentle scum, he must not be a good ghost."

"Then..." In the end, they have been partners for many years, with one look and one movement.Lao Cao and Lin Yi acted at the same time, their figures were like lightning, and in the blink of an eye, they moved to Li Wenbin, one by one, one by one, one round, and they caught Li Wenbin like a chicken.

"What are you doing, what are you doing? Do you know who I am?" Li Wenbin didn't expect the other party to move so fast. In front of King Kong, he did it as soon as he said he would do it. No matter what, I couldn't break free.

Lao Cao slapped him across the face, and cursed: "I have been looking for you for a long time, and I finally found you today. I told you to seduce my mistress, and I will kill you today."

Scolding and kicking.

Lin Yi also stepped on it, and rubbed his face directly on the ground.

"The last time I stole my gold ingot, I haven't settled with you yet. Return my gold ingot!"

The Four King Kong who were about to rescue Li Wenbin immediately retracted their hands upon hearing this.

Seduce someone's concubine, steal someone's gold ingots, who else will you beat?
Li Wenbin was stunned by the beating. He really loves the flowers, and loves to have an affair with the ghost wife. After being beaten up by Lao Cao, he really thought that he didn't wipe his mouth clean and was bumped into by others.

"Brother, please speak up if you have something to say." Li Wenbin couldn't bear the beating, and hurriedly begged for mercy.

"We have nothing to say!" Lao Cao grabbed his collar and punched him again.

Li Wenbin screamed, seeing Lao Cao's viciousness, he probably couldn't be kinder today, so he had to ask the Four King Kong for help.

"We are a cooperative relationship after all, how can you ignore death?"

The Four King Kong hesitated a little.

Old Cao grimaced and threatened: "Get out! I have a personal grievance with this kid. You'd better not interfere. If I offend Lao Tzu, I will clean it up with you."

"You! Presumptuous!"

"Arrogance, arrogance!"

Old Cao smiled sinisterly: "Why don't you take me to Jiuyou Difu to drink tea with the magistrate?"

Dazed and afraid of violence, Lao Cao, a ghost from the underworld who is fierce, violent, and online, is definitely a villain in the underworld, and he is a villain among villains in the underworld.Any ghosts and gods will have a three-point headache when they encounter it.In addition, they were wronged in the first place, and seeing that old Cao Tian was not afraid of anything, they didn't dare to be tough, so they had to say, "That's all, you can solve it yourself."

Then hulala walked away.

Li Wenbin was dumbfounded. They were still calling each other brothers just now, enjoying themselves happily.

Old Cao laughed, and punched his whole grimace flat with another fist.

Li Wenbin couldn't bear the beating, and seeing Lao Cao's intransigence, he was also angry.

"You are presumptuous, do you know who I am?"

"Besides being a ghost in the underworld, what other great identity do you have?" Lao Cao sneered, "Could it be that you are still a ghost?"

Li Wenbin was about to reveal his identity.

"Even if you are a ghost in Jiuyou Hell, I will punish you even more."

Lao Cao pointed to his nose: "Do you know who I am? Mr. Cao Meng Cao, the head of the Dongyue Yinsi Kingdom's ecstasy, is my neighbor. The most ferocious ghost in the underworld is sober in the world, and he still calls me a brother and brother. I am still sober in the world. personal contact information."

Lin Yi: "..."

He thought that his fox-fake-huwei skills were perfect enough, but it turned out that the originator was still here.

Lao Cao pointed to the man in white clothes and ancient clothes: "Do you know who this is? He grew up at home, with parents and elders, brothers and sisters, a whole family, neat and tidy, definitely a big family in the underworld. He also has a backer in the sky."

Li Wenbin: "..."

Lin Yi: "..."

Subconsciously looked at the man in ancient clothes.

Lao Cao pointed at Lin Yi again: "Do you know who he is? If you chop your feet, both Yin and Yang worlds will shake three times. Not only is the coffin thick, but they are also powerful in heaven and earth. The wealth in the family is endless. , the gold ingots in the treasury can smash you to death. Both the yin and yang worlds are majestic."

Lin Yi: "..."

If he didn't know how much he weighed, Lin Yi would have almost drifted away.

Tucao return to Tucao, when everyone's eyes shot at him, Lin Yi still puffed up his chest and tucked in his belly, calmly cleaned up the messy costumes due to the fight, and brushed the wig that might affect the image when the wind blows on his face behind the ear.

Lin Yi shook his hands habitually, with one hand behind his back, looking like a yuppie of an ancient aristocrat.

"Why are there so many nonsense? Interrogate him directly, why do you want to slander my... good friend, sober in the world."

At this time, Mad Rat and Hu Aijun had already walked over, and just when they heard Lin Yi's words, their eyes lit up: "Mr. Jin, do you know the most fierce ghost in the underworld who is sober?"

Lin Yi smiled reservedly: "I have been sober in the human world for many years."

Mad Rat and Hu Aijun became more and more excited.

Lin Yi pointed to Li Wenbin who was beaten up by Lao Cao until he cried for his father and mother.

"Last time I mentioned to the two of you that in the officialdom, I was stalked by someone behind my back. How can I get out of my body? I asked for the soberness of the world. He was stalked by this ghost in the underworld. Both of you are also in the officialdom. Let me give you an opinion."

"It's not me, I haven't been sober in the world." Li Wenbin shook his head subconsciously and denied it, but Lin Yi said: "Don't quibble, the whole underworld knows about your being sober in the world."

"What? Impossible!" Li Wenbin was shocked at first, and then categorically denied it.

Lin Yi raised his eyebrows.

"How is it impossible? Give me an impossible reason!"

Lao Cao rolled his eyes and smiled again: "You still don't admit it? Do you think you did it imperceptibly and flawlessly? Haha, you idiot, we all know all the stupid things you have done. You say , do you want to call the sobriety of the world..."

"Don't, don't, don't..." Li Wenbin was discouraged, and hurriedly begged, "Don't tell the world to be sober. I beg of you, just do it if you have any conditions."

Hu Aijun glared at Li Wenbin with anger on his face and said, "Ghosts and gods who are so clear-headed in the world, there are still people who secretly mess with him. These sinister villains... sinister little ghosts are the most hateful."

Hu Aijun said: "In the officialdom, there are always many villains. The more outstanding officials are, the more likely they are to be jealous. There is no way to avoid this. The only thing to do is to be half a gentleman and half a villain."

Crazy Rat nodded: "The old nonsense is right, a gentleman hides his weapons in his body and moves when he waits."

Seeing Li Wenbin who was beaten to pieces, he said again, "Since we have found the mastermind behind the scenes, let's beat him to death once and for all."

"Well said!" Lao Cao started the mode of beating Li Wenbin madly again.

When Li Wenbin was almost beaten up, Lin Yi said, "Forget it, he is a ghost, he has the protection of heaven, you can't beat him to death."

Old Cao said: "I know, just treat it as decompression."

Li Wenbin: "..."

Crazy Rat and Hu Aijun shuddered unconsciously when they looked at Lao Cao who was full of anger and cruelty.

They also thought of what the rooster had said, that the Yang people should try not to come into contact with ghosts, as if there is too much contact, it will bring a bad magnetic field to themselves.Seeing that Lao Cao's attack was extremely ruthless, and he had a grin on his face, no different from a ghost.

Although this ghost deserved it, but looking at the cruel and ruthless Lao Cao, the two of them still felt their hearts pounding.

Although they have the body of the national destiny, as long as they don't offend the other party, they will not be targeted, but they will retreat one day. When the time comes without the body of the national destiny, will this ghost show his true colors to them?
Seeing that Li Wenbin was almost beaten up, Lin Yi stopped Lao Cao, and said to Li Wenbin, "I give you two options. One is to write down a confession of intentionally framing the sobriety of the world, and report it to the underworld. Second, write down a statement of repentance." , and swear a poisonous oath that in the future, you are not allowed to play ghosts in the dark and oppose the sobriety of the world."

Any fool knows how to choose, and Li Wenbin chose the second option without hesitation.

Lin Yi smacked his chin at Lao Cao: "Give him a pen and paper."

Wait for Li Wenbin to write the letter of repentance, and write down the oath, in triplicate, one to be burned to the world, one to be kept by Lin Yi, and one to be handed to Li Wenbin.

Lin Yi put away the letter of repentance, and warned a few more words, "Go away."

After Li Wenbin left, Lin Yi had the time to ask Lao Cao: "How did you have the conflict with those Bai Wuchang?"

Lao Cao grinned and pointed to Mad Rat and Hu Aijun.

"Today, Mr. Liu and I are in a good mood, and we invited these two human friends to come here to have sex. These bastards came here to find fault, so we made a move."

"Really?" Lin Yi wouldn't completely believe Lao Cao, an old fritter, and looked at the man in white clothes and ancient clothes.

"Who is this……"

This man looked to be about thirty years old, dressed in antique ancient clothes, without ghostly appearance, oval face, triangular eyes, thin and long nose bridge, but a relatively wide mouth.Thin but tall, and the deep light emitted by those triangular eyes made Lin Yi feel like a thorn in his back.

Lao Cao whispered in his ear: "Young Master Liu, who is an errand in Niangniang Temple in Xilu Mountain."

Lin Yi gave him a strange look, and he also guessed that this person should be Liu Men.

But why is it so mysterious?

Lao Cao smacked Mad Rat and Hu Aijun with his chin, and continued to whisper to him: "I lied to these two humans that he is just a resident ghost in the underworld, my good friend."

Lin Yi and Mr. Liu greeted each other, because everyone was wearing vests, and they were quite restrained in front of Mad Rat and Hu Aijun.

Mr. Liu called Lin Yi: "Mr. Jin."

Lin Yi called the other party: "Mr. Liu."

Hu Aijun smiled and said: "We were having skewers with Mr. Hong and Mr. Liu just now. If Mr. Jin doesn't mind, let's eat skewers together."

Lin Yi couldn't help but feel pain in his head, and glared at Lao Cao: "It's all right for you to squeeze my wool, but also their wool?"

You can guess it with your toes, this guy must have committed the old problem of prostitution again.

Lao Cao's face was straight and confident: "We are just yin and yang reciprocity."

Hu Aijun said with a smile on his face: "Mr. Hong is very right. It is our blessing to be able to have a skewer with such famous underworld masters as Mr. Hong, Mr. Jin, and Mr. Liu."

Mad Rat also said with a smile: "The three of you should know about the 149 organization in Yangjian. This organization has a special person responsible for dealing with the underworld. As an administrative staff in charge of intelligence, it is also my honor to have a drink with you all. .”

Lin Yi looked at the two of them seriously, and they were all smiling, showing no reluctance.

……

Later, everyone sat down again and continued to sit on the side of the street drinking skewers.

It turned out that Lao Cao was talking bad things about Jiuyou Difu to Mr. Liu and Hu Aijun. The ghosts and gods of Dongyue Yin Division happened to be heard by one of the Four Great Vajras passing by. angry?
A King Kong, Lao Cao and a ghost can handle it.

The opponent suffered a big loss, so he hurriedly summoned his companions, four to two.

Four hits two, and it didn't take much advantage.

Unconvinced, the Four King Kong called Gao Qi, who had just taken office in the capital area of ​​Jiuyou Difu, the head of the ecstasy.

Lao Cao couldn't beat Gao Qi, so he had to call Lin Yi.

Both Lin Yi and Mr. Liu didn't use their real identities. They could frighten each other away only as ghosts. It becomes a joke in the underworld.Although they put all the blame on Wan Chaoming, they also gave a serious warning.

If you commit the crime again, you will be dismissed and investigated.

Even if they were bullied by the mere ghosts and threw their hands at them, they didn't dare to make a big deal out of it.

To deal with these old fried dough sticks from the underworld, you need a fierce and cunning ghost like Lao Cao.

Lin Yi also benefited a lot from knowing what happened and listening to Hu Aijun describe the various rules in the officialdom.A few glasses of wine were specially toasted to the two of them.

Dazzling until the early hours of the morning, Lin Yi said to the two of them: "The underworld is separated, so we should try our best to keep as little contact as possible from now on."

Mr. Liu also said: "Mr. Qing... what Mr. Jin said is very true. Yin and Yang are separated, and people and ghosts have different paths. In the future, we should try our best to keep contact with each other as little as possible, otherwise it will be of no benefit to you."

Hu Aijun was moved. He felt that this Mr. Jin had high strength and a good heart. He seemed gentle and amiable.

Unlike this old Cao, who has a sinister appearance, turns his face at every turn, and looks hideous like a ghost. When dealing with him, he has to be very careful.And this Mr. Liu, although not as ferocious as Lao Cao's, but those triangular eyes stared at him from time to time, which always made them feel like thorns on their backs.

I have been typing Wubi, and I habitually type some common-sense typos, but I still can't detect it.

Thanks guys for pointing it out.