The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

But Pang Haidong was still terrified, he held on to Lin Yi tightly, and said no matter how authentically: "Monsters, there are monsters. Uncle, did you see it just now?"

Sun Mao looked around, and then scolded: "Where did you come from, I think you look like a monster. Every day, you clean up all these ghost things, and you are nothing."

Pang Haidong was about to cry: "I really saw a monster just now, a female monster, so scary..."

Lin Yi comforted him and said, "Brother Pang, you have been deceived. Yours is not bull's tears at all, but a hallucinogen. Neither Director Sun nor I have seen the so-called female monster."

Sun Mao and Tang Yijun said that they didn't see anything just now.

As for the ghost in the black robe who looks like the ecstasy in the movie, it must be caused by hallucinations.

Sun Mao thought so too, clutching his heart that almost burst out of his chest, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he couldn't help it anymore, and scolded Pang Haidong severely.

Poor Pang Haidong insisted that he had seen a female monster at first, but when everyone said that he did not see a monster, he had to believe that he had been deceived, and then he was so angry that he cursed.

Lin Yi took advantage of the opportunity to turn off Pang Haidong's temporary eye, and taught him once again, to believe in science and not to believe in non-existent things, he is almost going out of his mind.

Pang Haidong was embarrassed.

This turmoil passed, and Tang Yijun also went to sleep, swearing in his heart that he must stay away from Pang Haidong in the future, otherwise he would never know when he would be scared to death.

The hallucination just now was so fucking realistic and terrifying.

Sun Mao scolded Pang Haidong severely before turning off the light and going to sleep.

In the dark, Sun Mao heard Lin Yi's shallow breathing, and for some reason, his heart felt itchy, and asked suddenly: "Do you believe that there are ghosts in this world?"

Lin Yi was a little too late to answer: "How can there be any ghosts in this world? They are all superstitions." Then he suddenly thought of Sun Qinqin's experience, and quickly changed his words, "Even if there are ghosts, there is nothing to be afraid of. Don't do anything wrong in your life. , not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night."

Sun Mao was silent, and was torn in his mind again, should I tell him about my daughter's frequent encounters with that thing?

……

After the lesson last night, Pang Haidong became much more honest.But after work is over, he still likes to follow Lin Yi's side, euphemistically called it, to rub off Lin Yi's yang energy.By the way, let Lin Yi massage his waist.

But Pang Haidong would cry out comfortably every time, and was teased by everyone for calling for spring.

On this day, Pang Haidong suddenly said to Lin Yi: "I scolded that sorceress severely, and asked her to refund my money. You are a liar, and I have suffered so much."

Lin Yi was speechless for a while, and then said: "Forget it, it's not easy for people to be a liar, and they didn't cheat you much, so just take it as a lesson."

Pang Haidong didn't do it. His money didn't come from strong winds, but he earned it by carrying heavy and heavy photographic equipment every day, and he was so tired that he couldn't straighten up every day.All he earns is hard-earned money, how can the old thief have the heart to earn his hard-earned money?

"You must get the money back! Otherwise, I will never end with her!" Pang Haidong said with a fierce look on his face.

Lin Yi was speechless again, and said: "Let's forget it, what if someone gets angry and retaliates against you?"

Pang Haidong poked his neck and said, "Brother, are you still afraid that she won't succeed? You don't need to worry about this, I must ask her to refund my money, otherwise we will never end with her."

Lin Yi: "..."

Another two days later, this evening I called it a day and went back to the yard.Lin Yi entered the room, but Bai Jie grabbed him and said in a suspicious voice, "Wait, master, something is wrong."

Lin Yi also sensed that something was wrong, but he didn't say anything, let Bai Jie hide on him, and entered the room talking and laughing with Pang Haidong.

As soon as Pang Haidong entered the room, he took off his coat and went to the bathroom.

Lin Yi half-lyed on the bed, took out the English book on the bedside table and read it.

A female ghost floated in front of Lin Yi, looked at it for a moment, stretched out her hand, and wanted to wipe Lin Yi's eyes, but the moment her fingers touched the eyelids, she was burned, she flicked her fingers desperately, and screamed: "This kid is so yang." He walked away cursing.

Afterwards, Sun Mao and Tang Yijun also came in from outside.

"Let's check tomorrow's play first. Tomorrow's play is heavy and the time is tight, so we must try to pass it at one time during shooting. So we must do our homework in advance." Sun Mao took out the playbook and threw a copy to Lin Yi.Finding that Lin Yi was reading English books, he teased, "Do you still have time to read this? Oh, it's only in English."

Lin Yi explained with a smile: "My spoken English is not bad, but I am lacking in reading and writing. I want to work hard to improve my reading ability."

Sun Maodao: "I heard from Ah Rong that you were the vice president of the translation agency when you were in college. You participated in many translation competitions and won many awards. Are you proficient in English, Japanese and Russian?"

Lin Yi quickly explained: "Spoken English can barely pass, but reading and writing is a bit unsatisfactory."

Sun Mao said with a smile: "This is the first time I've heard of it. I can speak fluently, but I'm not good at reading and writing."

Looking at the thick English book that Lin Yi put on the bedside table, Tang Yijun felt an inexplicable sense of inferiority.Anyway, I graduated from Chinese opera, and I have passed CET-[-] in English, but whether it is speaking, reading or writing, it is hard to say.In front of foreigners, I dare not even speak.

At this time, the female ghost floated over again.

Lin Yi stood up and said, "I'll make tea cups for everyone first." He walked straight through the female ghost.

The female ghost screamed, jumped away with black smoke, and cursed again.But he really didn't dare to get close to Lin Yi, so he could only leave the room angrily.

Pang Haidong came out of the bathroom and said in horror, "I heard a woman screaming just now, did you hear that?"

Sun Mao glared at him: "I heard your voice calling Chun in the middle of the night last night."

Lin Yi burst out laughing.

Pang Haidong explained embarrassingly: "It's not that exaggerated."

Sun Mao said expressionlessly: "I'm just wondering, Lin Yi's massage skills are really good enough to make you make misleading sounds?"

Tang Yijun turned his eyes and shot back and forth at Lin Yi and Pang Haidong, thinking to himself: Maybe the massage is fake, but sex is the real thing.

Pang Haidong said with a sneer: "It's an exaggeration, I just want to express my affirmation of Lin Yi's superb skills."

Sun Mao warned him again: "Don't call it that again in the future. If people misunderstand you, you don't care. Does Lin Yi still want to be a man?"

Pang Haidong yelled: "Uncle, you are biased, I am your own nephew."

"Lin Yi is not an outsider, your second uncle's proud student. In the eyes of your second uncle, ten nephews like you are not as important as Lin Yi."

Pang Haidong said discouragedly: "The second uncle really has nothing to say to Lin Yi, I accept this."

Lin Yi said: "Don't be poor, we're going to play against each other, it's none of your business here, you'd better go out for a walk and come back."

Bai Jie got out of her pocket and reminded him that the female ghost outside had gone away as well.

Looking at the hat on Pang Haidong's head, he thought it would be all right, that female ghost was just an ordinary ghost.His hat is enough to deter the opponent.

After Pang Haidong went out, Lin Yi, Sun Mao, and Tang Yijun started playing against each other.

Tomorrow there will be a lot of dialogue in this scene. This literary play is sometimes more difficult to act than a martial arts scene, because in addition to excellent lines, actors have to change their body, facial expressions, tone, and eyes to follow the plot.This is even more a test of the actor's skills.

Sun Mao said to Lin Yi: "You have a lot of lines, have you written them down?"

Lin Yi nodded: "I have written it down and thought about it beforehand."

Sun Mao was a little surprised and said, "When did you recite it?" Because this paragraph is as long as a thousand characters, and it is all in esoteric classical Chinese.He almost ate and slept with Lin Yi, and he didn't really notice that he had recited his lines in private.

"Or do you have the ability to remember with a photograph?"

Lin Yi explained with a wry smile: "It's an exaggeration to have a photographic memory. It is mainly trained by memorizing words and articles every day. This is also thanks to Lao Sun. In the summer vacation of my sophomore year, I paid for a professional memory teacher." Master, taught me the new memory method for 21 days. This memory method is really effective. No matter how long the article is, you only need to read it twice carefully from beginning to end, and you can almost memorize it all."

In addition to asking a memory master to teach him, he also bought a large box of imported deep-sea fish oil to replenish his brain, improve his intelligence, and enhance his memory.

Sun Mao was silent. Back then, both Qinqin and Miaomiao had invited memory masters to teach them special memory methods one-on-one, and the effect was indeed obvious.But the price is not cheap.

So Sun Mao looked at Lin Yi complicatedly, and said, "My brother really has nothing to say to you, nothing is better than your own son, and you have to be filial to him in the future."

Lin Yi nodded: "It's natural."

Tang Yijun interjected: "Is there really such a strong memory in this world?"

Sun Maodao: "That's natural. My family Qinqin also invited a memory master to teach one-on-one for 21 days, and the effect is indeed obvious."

Tang Yijun was about to speak, when suddenly there were mutual screams from outside.

"There is a ghost, help!"

If one person shouted that there are ghosts, it would be easy to handle, but the problem was that everyone was shouting that there were ghosts, and Lin Yi couldn't sit still, so he rushed out.

"Don't panic, there are no ghosts in this world."

Lin Yi shot around, but he didn't see the shadow of the ghost. On the contrary, Pang Haidong rushed over and grabbed him tightly, "There is really a ghost, it's a female ghost. Her hair is so long and she's wearing white clothes. The clothes and the eyes are still bleeding. Not only I saw it, everyone saw it."

The others nodded.

Lin Yi looked serious, could it be that the female ghost just came out again to be funny?If he had known this before, he should have asked Bai Jie to go out and take her away.

But on the surface, he looked around pretendingly, "There are no ghosts. Even if there are ghosts, don't be afraid. I don't do anything wrong in my life, and I'm not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night. Look at each of you..."

Seeing everyone's eyes rounded and staring at him behind him, Lin Yi pretended not to know and said, "What are you looking at me for? Could it be that a ghost is behind me?" Then he turned around, looked around, and said, "There are no ghosts. ah!"

Everyone opened their mouths together, looked at the ghost right in front of Lin Yi, and lost their voices collectively.

Lin Yi turned around again and said, "Where did the ghost come from, really." He even moved closer to the female ghost.

The female ghost quickly floated to the side again, as if Lin Yi was a scourge.

The female ghost glared at Lin Yi bitterly, and floated into the room.

Pang Haidong yelled: "The female ghost has entered the house, the female ghost has entered our house."

After a while, Tang Yijun's terrified voice came from inside: "Ghost!"

Lin Yi rushed in quickly.

Pang Haidong hesitated for a moment, then rushed over.

The female ghost didn't dare to approach him just now, and with Lin Yi around, he became more courageous.

Tang Yijun's face turned pale with fright, and he hid behind Sun Mao, trembling with fright.

Sun Mao was a little better, and looked at the female ghost pretending to be calm: "Your Excellency came to our crew to make trouble, is there any grievance?"

Seeing that Sun Mao was so calm, Lin Yi felt relieved a little, and asked Sun Mao pretending to be puzzled: "Director, is there really a ghost?"

Sun Mao: "..." Looking at the bewildered and bewildered Lin Yi, he suddenly felt very heartbroken. On the one hand, he envied this kid for his strong anger, strong yang energy, and invulnerability to evil.On the one hand, I feel that this kid is too irritating. My daughter lives in the dire straits of losing her soul and hell every day, but you live a peaceful life comfortably. It's really unfair.

At this time, the female ghost said to Sun Mao in a gloomy manner: "I just want to tell you the complete works to hell, and scare you by the way, hee hee! Let you believe that there are really ghosts in this world."

Sun Mao: "..."

Tang Yijun: "..."

Lin Yi: "..."

Relying on the ghost messenger hat on his head and Lin Yi by his side, Pang Haidong boldly shouted: "You ghost, get out of here, or I won't be polite."

The female ghost was afraid of the hat on Pang Haidong's head, so her tone softened: "I'm here today for no other purpose than to find a guy named Pang. Call that bastard out, and I promise I won't make things difficult for you!"

Pang Haidong: "..." There was a strange sound from his throat, he hugged Lin Yi tightly, and said in a trembling voice, "Who are you? What do you want him for?"

"Hoo ho ho..."

Lin Yi patted Pang Haidong's shoulder: "Who are you talking to?"

"Hoo ho ho..."

The female ghost asked Sun Mao again: "Which of your surnames is Pang? The people in the opposite room said that in this room, who is the surname of Pang among you?" Her eyes shot back and forth at the four big men.

Sun Mao rolled his Adam's apple slightly, and said, "He went out, he's not here."

"is it?"

Sun Mao continued: "What do you want him for? Has he offended you before?"

"You don't care about this, where did this guy go? Hurry up and call them out." The female ghost asked Tang Yijun again, "What about you?"

Tang Yijun froze and didn't dare to move, but his eyes turned to Pang Haidong.

"Hoo ho ho..."

Now Lin Yi finally understands, isn't the sound of "cracking" coming from the fight of Pang Haidong's upper and lower teeth?

The female ghost was not an idiot either, so she quickly shifted her gaze to Pang Haidong.

"Among the four, you are the most afraid, and your surname is Pang."

"No, I'm not..." Pang Haidong held onto Lin Yi tightly, "...don't come here... I'm covered by human sobriety."

The purpose of Pang Haidong in this article is to act as a funny