The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

Chapter 390 Please Hear My Sophistry

Hu Qi was scratched. He touched his scratched face and found that there was blood on Mao's paws. He became furious and said, "Not only do I want to end our friendship with you, I also want to kill you."

Hu Qi and Bai Jie started fucking, hitting each other from the sofa to under the sofa. They opened their mouths wide and scratched each other's faces. In order to avoid being bitten by each other, they tilted the fox's head back one after another, while opening their mouths and baring their teeth. Use your claws to scratch each other.

Hu Qi gradually fell into a disadvantage. After all, ordinary foxes and nine-tailed foxes were not on the same level.

Hu Qi's face was covered with tears when he was caught, and his sharp mouth was bitten hard by Bai Jie. Not only did he bleed, but he also took away a piece of flesh. He was even more furious and roared: "Hu Ba, you goddammit, you Are you just watching your wife being bullied by this bitch?"

Hu Qi disdained fighting with his mother, but he couldn't let his wife be bullied, so he had no choice but to step forward to break up the fight.

With the help of Hu Ba, Hu Qi scratched and bit Bai Jie. Bai Jie was scratched so hard that she had to call in reinforcements.

"Huang Wu..."

I found that Huang Wu and his wife had already gone into hiding.

"Sang...Chang Shiyi, why are you still standing there? Come and help me quickly."

Chang Shiyi stood up and looked at the three foxes with their fur flying, feeling a little at a loss.

While Hu Qi was scratching Bai Jie fiercely, he bared his teeth at Chang Shiyi: "Good boy, I still have a few sticks of incense in the house. Go eat it quickly and try to mend the broken tail."

"Oh, okay." Chang Shiyi was slightly moved. Hu Qi, who was always mean to her, unexpectedly left a scent for her at the critical moment.

Bai Jie said loudly: "Chang Shiyi, don't leave, help me kill this bitch, and I will give you all my fragrance."

Chang Shiyi was confused.

Bai Jie also saved a lot of incense, definitely no less than Hu Qi's.

Lao Cao said: "Are you stupid? If you want Bai Jie's favor, you will have to help her deal with these two people. Do you think you, with your small body, can defeat them?"

Seeing Hu Qi, who was scratching and biting Bai Jie, and Hu Ba, who was holding Bai Jie's mouth and paws tightly, Chang Shiyi, who often fought, also felt a little restless.

Bai Jie was pushed to the ground by Hu Qi and his wife and beaten wildly. She was unable to resist, so she had to find outside help.

"Master Cao, do you really want to die without saving me?"

Old Cao crossed his legs and said slowly: "No, please call me Cao."

Bai Jie was so angry that she cried loudly. She could only open her throat and shout: "Master, help me!"

Bai Jie's scream was so shrill that Wu Hua also heard it under the eaves. He quickly poked his head out of the messy bird's nest and shouted in the direction of the living room: "Bai Jie, what are you yelling at?"

Bai Jie said quickly: "Wu Hua, save me, I'm about to be beaten to death by Hu Qi."

Wu Hua chuckled: "Hey, your white lotus also has today. Wait a minute, I will borrow a camera to take pictures for you."

"Wu Hua!" Bai Jie's roar penetrated the villa and reached the sky.

Lin Yi, who had just gone upstairs to change the child's diaper, also heard the noise below and had to carry the child downstairs.Then he saw Bai Jie being pushed to the ground and beaten by Hu Qi and his wife, and quickly said: "Hu Qi, Hu Ba, stop it."

Hu Ba, who had always behaved himself, immediately let go of Bai Jie when he heard Lin Yi's voice.

After receiving the explanation, Bai Jie strode to Lin Yi's feet, hugged one of Lin Yi's legs and burst into tears.

"Master, you finally came to save me, wuwu...Master, you have to make the decision for me..."

Lin Yi scolded Hu Qi: "Look at you, what do you look like? You have ruined a nice living room, so hurry up and clean up the fox fur. Hei Niu and the others will be here soon, so hurry up."

Then he comforted Bai Jie: "Stop crying. Do you want me to ask Chang Shiyi to give you some medicine?"

Bai Jie was really miserable at this time, her beautiful and smooth fox fur was almost shaved off, and there were various claw marks on her face and body.There are many bloody teeth marks on the pointed fox's mouth. It looks like a defeated rooster, pitiful and embarrassed.

Bai Jie hugged Lin Yi's legs and screamed: "Hu Qi, the killer of a thousand cuts, they beat me like this. I want revenge, I want revenge!"

There was a sound of braking outside, and Lin Yi quickly carried Bai Jie, who was injured all over, into the moving space. Hu Qihuba, who was tidying up his fox fur, was also carried in, followed closely by Chang Shiyi.

Chang Shiyi had no time to react before he was picked up by his collar and thrown into the moving space.

"Where are Huang Wu and his wife?" Lin Yi looked around.

"Master, where am I?" Two furry rat heads came out from behind the sofa.

Lin Yi held his son in one hand, picked up Huang Wu's back with the other, and threw him directly into the room.

"Master, what do you want to do..."

"Shut up and hide quickly. Don't come out without my order." Lin Yi threw Huang Qi in.

The voice of the black bull also sounded.

"Koi, we're all here, why don't we come out to pick you up!"

"Here we come." Lin Yi hugged his son and warned Lao Cao in a low voice, "Stop talking for a while, show off more, and act based on my eyes. If you betray me, I will kill you."

"Hey, you asked me for help, and you're still like this..."

"Would you like some free incense for you?"

"want!"

"Then behave well!" Lin Yi hugged the child and went out to meet Hei Niu.

Lao Cao muttered again: "What to do with the fox fur on the ground?"

Seeing that those people were still chatting with Lin Yi in the yard and playing with the children, and would not come in for a while, he worked hard to clean the fox fur on the sofa.

However, there were so many fox furs that it was difficult to clean them. Lao Cao, who had never done any housework, made the mess more and more messy, so he simply stopped doing it.

As soon as Rooster and others stepped into the living room, they saw Lao Cao sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed. He immediately put on a respectful smile and stepped forward, cupped his hands to Lao Cao and said, "Master Cao, I didn't expect you to arrive before us."

Lao Cao patted the fox fur on his body and said calmly: "I have just arrived. On the way here, I had a fight with a few foxes and made my body covered with fur."

Everyone saw the red and white fox fur all over Lao Cao's body, the sofa, and the carpet. They didn't think much and immediately said: "Master Cao is mighty!"

"Listen to this kid, what's wrong with you guys?" Lao Cao asked.

Everyone quickly retracted their smiles and explained their intentions solemnly and respectfully.

Lao Cao said in a long voice: "I have indeed captured the souls of Tian Jing and his son. These father and son are worse than beasts. They stole other people's luck and even stole it from Lin Yi. Lin Yi belongs to me. The meal partner is the person I am protecting. If you are so lawless and don't teach them a lesson, you think I am easy to bully."

Hei Niu and others were as respectful as subordinates when meeting a top boss. They took whatever the leader said and did not dare to refute. They kept echoing and scolded Tian Jing and his son.Lao Cao changed to a cross-legged posture and said: "Your request is correct. Although Yin and Yang are not connected with each other, the principles are the same. That is, we must never be soft on evil forces, and we cannot allow bad guys to cause harm to the world. However, I have imprisoned the souls of Tian Jing and his son in the cell in the Chenghuang Temple. In this way, at midnight tonight, I will release the souls of Tian Jing and his son and let you interrogate them first. I will send Wuchang to arrest them at midnight tomorrow. ,how?"

Hei Niu and others were overjoyed and kept expressing their gratitude.

Lao Cao waved his hand and said calmly: "I have never dealt with Yang people, especially public officials like you. But for Lin Yi's sake, this is just this time, and it won't be the same next time. After all, Yin and Yang have different paths, and the laws of the underworld are strict. , if it is reported, I will walk around without finishing my meal."

Everyone was overjoyed and flattered Lao Cao again.

The gopher also patted Lin Yi on the shoulder and gave him a thumbs up.

Lin Yi hurriedly said: "Farewell, Mr. Cao made it very clear, just this time, it won't happen next time. If you really want to have in-depth cooperation with Mr. Cao, why not set up a worship room in the headquarters specifically to worship Mr. Cao, and then give him a memorial ceremony?" An longevity card. If you have anything to do in the future, you can directly burn incense in the worship room and go directly to Master Cao. You don’t need to relay it through me. Wouldn’t it be better?”

Everyone's eyes lit up.

"We all dream of worshiping Master Cao, but we are afraid that Master Cao will think we are vulgar, embarrass our great responsibilities, and disdain our worship."

Lao Cao said slowly: "I rarely interact with Yang people, mainly because I find it troublesome. However, you are all special talents. Maybe there will be many places to cooperate with the underworld in the future. That's all, I will reluctantly give it to you. Give you a chance to show off."

Everyone was overjoyed and expressed their joy. After returning home, they immediately set up longevity tablets for him, placed incense tables, set up shrines, and offered fruit, wine and delicacies to him.

When Lao Cao saw them being so polite, a smile finally appeared on his serious and cold face, and he waved his hand and said: "Okay, you all can go. I and Lin Yi still have something to say."

Everyone left with great gratitude. They bowed half-bent and took three steps back in a very respectful manner, and then turned and left.

Before leaving, everyone winked at Lin Yi, and some even said to Lin Yi: You must serve this man well.

……

"How did you behave just now?" As soon as these people left, Lao Cao couldn't wait to ask Lin Yi for credit.

Lin Yi put his son on the carpet and gave him a toy to play with.

"Very leadership-like." When Lao Cao got serious, he was quite capable of bluffing people, especially the way he was putting on airs just now and his slow speech and movements. At first glance, he looked like an old fox in the officialdom, and his pretentious temperament was well mastered. .

Lao Cao chuckled, put his legs on the coffee table, and hummed.

"Brother has human incense now, hehe!" Looking at the fruits on the coffee table, he directly picked up the grapes and ate them, then spit out the skins and grape rice on the ground.

Lin Yi said disgustedly: "There is a trash can next to it!"

"I don't, I'm going to spit on the ground." Finally having human high-quality incense offerings, Lao Cao suddenly drifted off.Not only did he vomit on the ground, he even vomited on the sofa.

After showing off the grapes, he started eating melon seeds again, and spit out the melon seed shells when he opened his mouth. After a while, the coffee table, sofa, and carpet were all covered with melon seed peels and various peels.

Lin Yi's face turned dark, he narrowed his beautiful phoenix eyes and threatened: "Is your skin itching again?"

Lao Cao said provocatively: "Not convinced? Come and beat me, beat me!"

Lin Yi couldn't bear it anymore, rolled up his sleeves, and punched him in the face.

"How dare you do it!" Lao Cao was so angry that his face turned even greener.A tongue stretched out long and wet, licking his face in an attempt to disgust him.

Lin Yi was really disgusted, and he smiled evilly: "It's time to relax your muscles and bones!" Regardless of the nausea, he grabbed his tongue.

"Ugh..." The tongue was caught in Lin Yi's hand, and it was immediately burned to the point of black smoke. Lao Cao hurriedly retracted his tongue, but he still jumped in pain.

"You are a black-hearted person. You know that the yang energy in your body will burn me, but you still want to hurt me."

"Can't stand it anymore? Next, let's face a more violent storm." Lin Yi grabbed Lao Cao by the collar, punched him in the face, knocked him to the ground, and continued to stomp on him.He kicked Lao Cao until he screamed.

Anyway, the ghosts and gods can’t be beaten to death, so let’s vent to our heart’s content.

Lao Cao couldn't stand the beating anymore, so he had to endure the pain while gradually approaching the gap under the coffee table.

When he squeezed his body into the gap and only one pair of feet was left, Lin Yi took action again, grabbed his ankles, dragged him alive, pulled Lao Cao's legs to long lengths, and tied them to the foot posts of the coffee table. .

At this moment, Lao Cao couldn't run or hide, so he had to cry and beg for mercy.

"Lin Yi, you bastard, I want to break off our relationship with you!"

"you sure?"

"Forget it, let me go quickly, and I can consider being friends and partners with you again."

"No, I beat you up. If you still want to be friends with me, my conscience will not be able to bear it."

"Who told me, Sir? Hey, please let me go, I can't stand it anymore." Lao Cao climbed up from the gap and threatened, "If you don't let me go, I will expose your vest."

Lin Yi kicked over.

"Fight, fight, you can't kill me anyway." Lao Cao said fiercely, "You have to think clearly, either let me go quickly, and then pay tribute to ten bundles of incense and a cart of gold ingots. Or let me expose you. vest."

Lin Yi: "..."

Seeing Lao Cao smashing the jar, Lin Yi was really stumped.

When Lao Cao saw this, he chuckled sinisterly: "What? Are you afraid? Hey, little guy, even if I am willing to be killed, I can even pull him down!"

Lin Yi couldn't see this guy being arrogant, so he kicked him in the face again.

"Koi, what are you doing?" the rooster roared.

Lin Yi stiffened, and his heart immediately pounded.

He slowly turned his head and looked at the rooster who reappeared at the door.

The latter stared at him, their eyes almost meeting each other.

Seeing the visitor, Lao Cao was the most relaxed, and he actually had the time to smile.

"I'll see how you quibble this time."

"Koi, you, you, you... Mr. Cao, why..." Rooster was so shocked that he couldn't speak.

Mr. Cao, the famous seducer in the underworld, a ferocious ghost in the underworld with strong magic power and unstable temperament, was actually beaten by a koi carp. If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes... no, he must have been dazzled, he must be dreaming. .

Lin Yi was really going crazy at this time. His mind was completely shut down and he could only mechanically say: "Cock, you listen to my quibbles... No, you listen to my explanation."

"Okay, please explain quickly." Lin Yi's eyes were dumbfounded, which pleased Lao Cao and made him laugh even more.

(End of this chapter)