The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

Chapter 412: I can only set up a otaku character

At such an age, he can cover everything without leaving any clues.I don’t know if their nature is like this, or it’s because these powerful children have received all-round elite education since childhood, so they have their own rules and regulations in everything they do.

For a time, Huang Shanwen was not only jealous of Renjian Xing's strong back and impeccable ability, but also admired the powerful family's all-round cultivation of their children. What's more, Huang Shanwen was jealous and jealous of Renjian Xing.

If Huang Shanwen knew that his extremely jealous subordinates were just ordinary ghosts and gods trying to pull a tiger's skin and pull the flag, he probably wouldn't think so.

Naturally, Lin Yi would not be stupid enough to expose his own shortcomings. Of course, he would continue to pull the tiger's skin and pull the banner.

So Lin Yi continued to provoke Huang Shanwen: "Sir, if nothing is wrong, I will leave now. Master and brother must have been very popular recently, and I will go and share some of the incense. If it is late, it will not be my share."

Huang Shanwen: "..."

The "Justice and Integrity" plaque above the head is written in pure black script and decorated with platinum trim. Under the candlelight, it looks even more solemn and sacred.

Huang Shanwen's face, which has been invaded by time, flickers in and out of light under the flickering candlelight, and has solidified into a serious statue.

Lin Yi added: "There is also Lao Cao. This guy has also developed a lot of incense in the world of the sun. No, tonight happens to be the [-]th day of the lunar calendar. There will definitely be another wave of incense. I have to find him quickly to catch the autumn wind. It's not like that." It’s in vain that my legs are so thin because of him.”

The slightly heavy breath made the candle on the table sway rapidly several times.

Speaking of incense, it is definitely an eternal pain in Huang Shanwen's heart.

He is a dignified and powerful second-grade god, but his popularity in the world is thin, not as strong as that of Cao Meng.How could this make him feel so embarrassed?

What's even more hateful is that the world is awake. In the past, it used to pay tribute to him from time to time, but now it has been cancelled. The reason is that Mr. Huang is upright and upright and cannot ruin Mr. Huang's reputation.

Huang Shanwen couldn't express his pain, and even had to praise him for his "integrity" against his will. Privately, he still regretted it.

Perhaps, this boy also knew that he didn't like him, so he didn't bother to pay him any more filial piety.

It is said that Awakening is the only ghost in the world who does not care about human incense. According to people familiar with the matter, the family behind him includes the Shimen, and his incense is strong enough. Just a small amount can keep him full for a whole year.This made Huang Shanwen, who came from a grassroots background and worked his way up to where he is today by working hard and being cautious, even the huge and dignified plaque above his head that read "Justice and Integrity" could not suppress the jealousy in his heart.

……

After irritating Huang Shanwen a little, Lin Yi retired with success.

Today is the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar. Sun Qinqin took his two parents to Shangqing Temple again to burn incense for Sun Miaomiao and Huo Qubing who were under the ground. He also burned incense for Master Sa and Wang Lingguan.

Every fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year, Sun Miaomiao could speak to the old Sun and his wife in the mortal world in the form of incense.This is an absolutely confidential matter in the Sun family, and even Lin Yi, the son-in-law, only found out about it recently.However, he didn't have much friendship with Sun Miaomiao. When Sun Miaomiao was in the world, he had a cold relationship with him, and he was too lazy to join in the fun.

As for Grand Marshal Huo Qubing, he is a majestic ghost commander of the underworld, and his beloved great-grandson Miaomiao, giving her the authority to communicate with her relatives in the mortal world is already a relatively large authority. Human beings should be satisfied.

Before they got home, they received Huang Wu's distress signal.

"Master, come back quickly, Lao Cao is about to beat Wu Hua to death."

Speaking of Wu Hua, Lin Yi let out a long sigh.This guy cursed Lao Cao over and over again, and this time it even caused Lao Cao to be complained. It is reasonable for Lao Cao to be angry.But Lao Cao also made a mistake. He knew clearly that Wu Hua was vindictive and vicious, but he still wanted to provoke him. Wouldn't it be better to endure a moment of anger in exchange for permanent peace?
Complaining, Lin Yi still hurried back to the villa.

Lao Cao was indeed treated badly this time. If it hadn't been for Wu Hua's curse, he wouldn't have been hit by Zheng Ping's car, and he wouldn't have beaten Zheng Ping and caused complaints.

Unfortunately, before Lao Cao's anger could be turned into actual actions, he was cursed by Wu Hua again.

Seeing Lao Cao lying on the ground, scratching his ears and cheeks but unable to make a sound or move, Lin Yi knew that this guy was cursed by Wu Hua again.He went upstairs by the familiar road, found his son's used diaper, and rubbed it into Lao Cao's mouth. Lao Cao jumped and covered his mouth, loudly saying: "You can only choose one between me and this bitch." .Say, who do you choose?"

Wu Hua lay crookedly on the sofa, picking his nails with free time, and said calmly: "It seems that you still want to continue to be a mute, okay, I will help you."

Lao Cao hurriedly hid behind Lin Yi and said angrily: "This is your pet. It is about to reach the sky, so you just don't care about it!"

Lin Yi had a headache. He quickly raised his hands and said, "Okay, stop arguing. Listen to me. You two, from now on, shake hands and make peace. From now on, the water in the well will not violate the water in the river. How about that?"

Lao Cao didn't do it, he was cursed by Wu Hua and refused to do it, and it became a joke in the underworld. Now he was complained again, and he almost lost his hat. He was ready to eat Wu Hua alive.

Wu Hua didn't do it either. This guy actually spread rumors that he had been kicked out of the house by his owner. He just cursed him a little and then the bird's nest was smashed three times in a row by Lao Cao. This was a revenge for confiscating the house and destroying the family. How can we swallow the misfortune and the pain of rumors?

Both birds and ghosts were dissatisfied and dissatisfied, so Lin Yi simply died.He collapsed on the sofa and said calmly: "Okay, then you can continue fighting."

He said to Lao Cao: "Then you will continue to be cursed by Wu Hua. Whether you live or die, you have to suffer by yourself."

He then said to Wu Hua: "Can your curse completely curse all the ghosts and gods to death?"

Wu Hua thought for a while and then said arrogantly: "No, but I can make him miserable, hum!"

Lin Yi said expressionlessly: "Since you can't curse him to death, you have to be careful about his revenge on you."

Wu Hua looked disdainful: "This great immortal is a majestic beast, are you still afraid of his revenge? If you have any tricks, just come over. This great immortal will follow." After saying that, he blew on the strawberries on the coffee table, and a ball of sparks came from Wu Hua sprayed out from his mouth, and the red strawberry instantly turned into ashes.

A trace of fear flashed in Lao Cao's eyes, but he soon became proud again: "You are indeed very powerful, but you are still a little too young to fight with me." His body instantly disappeared on the spot.

Wu Hua screamed inwardly and jumped away quickly, but unfortunately he was still a step too late. His neck was pinched by a pair of white and green fingers. He struggled desperately with his mouth open. Soon he transformed into his original shape, revealing his yellow and bald body. , Wu Hua, whose neck was strangled, could not make a sound from his mouth. He could only flap his featherless wings desperately and kick his claws hard.

Lao Cao chuckled sinisterly, holding Wu Hua's neck firmly with one hand, and said: "Your curse technique is indeed powerful, and your fire-breathing skills are indeed domineering, but I have been crawling around in the underworld for hundreds of years, what the hell? Have you never seen that famous scene? When I fought with the devil, you weren’t even fucking born yet. Besides, I’m a majestic ghost, so what if you are so domineering when you light a fire? You can only burn me, but you can’t burn me to death.”

Wu Hua's struggle gradually lost strength, and it was obvious that Lao Cao was ruthless.

Seeing that the fire was almost done, Lao Cao threw the black painting far away.

The black painting was thrown far away and hit the floor of the living room. It traveled several meters and stopped.He kept coughing and flapping his wings, making a hoarse sound in his throat.

Lao Cao said disdainfully: "Do you really think that your curse skills are unparalleled and your fire-breathing skills are unmatched in the world? If it weren't for your master's sake, I would kill you in a matter of minutes."

Lao Cao is tall and strong, and he is dressed in the official uniform of ghosts and gods, which makes him majestic. His disdainful tone and sinister expression give him the image of a fierce ghost.This is Lao Cao's true face.

After looking at the embarrassed Wu Hua, Lin Yi looked at Lao Cao again, thoughtfully.Since meeting Lao Cao, most of his impressions have been that of a hedgehog, cunning, lustful, gluttonous, and scoundrel. The serious and serious appearance of a ghost threatening Wu Hua in front of him reminded him of the "Dongyue Cao Meng" he met for the first time. .

He still remembers the time when he was bullied by his classmates. The school calmed down the incident, the police station was ambiguous, and the bully's parents disapproved of the tone, which made him extremely angry and desperate. When he returned home, he folded paper money and burned it on the roadside.

Among a group of dead souls snatching gold ingots, Lao Cao, who was dressed in public uniform, was so eye-catching. With his height and strength, he snatched three gold ingots and said to Lin Yi in surprise: "Hey, can you see me? "

Lin Yi said expressionlessly: "I know you, you often come to my house to pick up the gold ingots I burned."

Then, he told Lao Cao about his revenge plan, because money can make the world go round, and Lao Cao should do something for him after taking so many gold ingots from him.

Lao Cao smiled sinisterly and said domineeringly: "What's the big deal? Rather than asking me to avenge you, it would be better for you to avenge yourself with your own hands."

At that time, Lao Cao was so tall and majestic in Lin Yi's mind, as if he was omnipotent and majestic.

After being tricked by Lao Cao into working as a part-time Wu Chang in the underworld, he did a lot of stupid things and got into a lot of trouble because he was not familiar with the business and was young. While Lao Cao was cleaning up the mess for him, he said disapprovingly: "Bigger." Is it okay? It doesn't matter, I'll take care of you."

When Li Gui was trying to catch Li Gui, Li Gui summoned a group of accomplices and beat him until he cried for his father and mother. However, Lao Cao told him to run away quickly, and he stepped in.He thought Lao Cao could deal with the evil spirits, so he really ran away.It was later learned that Lao Cao was severely beaten by those vicious ghosts and had to rest for half a month before he got better.

Faced with his guilt, Lao Cao said disapprovingly: "I have a formal organization, but I still have character. The devil can hurt me, but he can't kill me. You can't do it. You are just a temporary worker, and you will definitely be killed." Beaten to death."

At that time, Lao Cao had such a tall image, like a towering tree, protecting him and nourishing him.

But I don’t know since when did Lao Cao start to become timid, worldly, rogue, and greedy?
Lao Cao noticed Lin Yi's gaze, turned his head, and gave Lin Yi a pose that he thought he was handsome: "What, are you so handsome?"

The immortals collectively made a "vomiting" gesture.

Lin Yi smiled slightly and said seriously: "Yes, you really made me handsome just now."

The immortals collectively turned their heads and looked at Lin Yi in disbelief.

Lao Cao was also shocked. He took two steps back exaggeratedly, looked Lin Yi up and down, then took two steps closer and looked at him again, "The sun comes out from the west? I can still hear praise from you."

Lin Yi was a little stunned, but still said seriously: "I compliment you, I mean it."

"I'll go!" Lao Cao jumped up and said with a look of horror, "Are you really Lin Yi? That bad, poisonous, selfish and cold-blooded boy? You're not a fake, are you?"

Lin Yi couldn't help laughing: "I'm bad, poisonous, selfish and cold? Are you talking about yourself? I didn't learn this from you."

Not only was Lao Cao not ashamed, but he was proud of it. He actually said, "Hey, brother, I have a successor."

"I'm going to call you fat and you're breathless, so you took advantage of me." Lin Yi cursed with a smile, and shouted to Wu Hua, who got up from the ground and was about to curse, "Shut up! Don't you dare to act recklessly again?" Curse, and I will cut off your tongue."

Wu Hua Shengsheng stopped talking and looked at Lin Yi in disbelief: "Master..."

Lin Yi said seriously: "Lao Cao dealt with you, but you also made Lao Cao pay a heavy price, so it's even. Your grudges end here. If you are still dissatisfied..."

Pointing at Wu Hua, he said coldly: "You will deduct a year's worth of incense."

"As for you, buckle the gold ingot."

Lao Cao hurriedly said: "Well... Wu Hua, let's go back and forth, but our friendship is still there, right?"

Wu Hua said: "That's right, we were just joking. There is no such thing as grudges."

……

"In Bloom" has entered the promotion stage. As the lead actor, Lin Yi also has to cooperate with the crew and attend various occasions to promote the new drama.

In order to promote the movie, the crew also worked hard, not only posting all kinds of weird news about Lin Yi on various platforms.Zhu Shouchun even worked hard and posted Lin Yi's revealing short videos in the play to various platforms, which earned him a lot of popularity.Even screenwriter Chen Xiang was heavily marketed by Zhu Shouchun.

Hu Qi stared at the phone screen and read word by word: "Agarwood said that the inspiration for "Blooming" came from Lin Yi."

Looking up at Lin Yi who was playing with toys with his son, Hu Qi continued to read: "Because Lin Yi's handsome appearance in "The Light" gave him infinite inspiration. With his fierceness and love for Lin Yi, It took a month to create ‘In Bloom’.”

He also looked at Lin Yi's ear-length hair, which was due to him playing a "street kid" in a new drama. He wore loose and wrinkled pajamas, and his hair, which had not been carefully taken care of, was half down and half raised up. A real housewife man.

Still the kind that doesn’t seek to improve.

Hu Qi pursed her lips: "Sure enough, distance creates beauty." The image of the glamorous, handsome and inspirational elite on the screen, in real life, looks like a slovenly dad, with an unkempt appearance.

Huang Wu looked at all kinds of handsome stills of Lin Yi on his mobile phone, and compared them repeatedly with Lin Yi, who was sitting on the ground and playing extremely hard with his son, and said: "So, the master is quite foresighted. Yes. The homeboy design is firmly established."

Wu Hua, who was also surfing the Internet with his mobile phone, said without raising his head: "In addition to the character of a nerdy man, he can't create any other character."

Seeing the immortals looking over one after another, Wu Hua raised his eyebrows: "Not convinced? Come on, come on, tell me, in addition to setting up a man's house, can the master also set up other characters?"

The immortals respectively found Lin Yi's "professional ghost-catching Taoist priest", "the ceiling of the ancient costume industry", "suit boss" and "tycoon" personas, but Wu Hua rejected them all.

"The master is known as the last atheist in the entertainment industry. He has been set up as a ghost hunter. Isn't he afraid of the couch?"

"As for the character of the overlord, can he stand up as a weakling? Do you have the nerve to stand up?" Wu Hua used his venomous tongue to demote Lin Yi to nothing.

Suddenly finding Sun Qinqin appearing at the gate, Wu Hua immediately changed his mind: "If you ask me, our mistress is the real overlord. Look at the momentum of her walking, the arrogant look in her eyes, the self-centered momentum, look. That pace of disowning relatives..."

Sun Qinqin looked at Wu Hua, with a smile on his usually cold face.

"When did a crow's mouth learn to flatter people?"

Wu Hua chuckled: "Mother, you don't seem to be in a good mood." (End of Chapter)

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