The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

The air-conditioning spread by the central air conditioner drives away the heat wave outside, and all the dining guests feel refreshed.That is to say, guests sitting at the air-conditioning outlet will feel the repeated damage to the body by the strong cold air.

The restaurant was buzzing with people, but the noisy sound could not cover up the whirlwind that appeared out of thin air. This whirlwind carried a heart-stopping strange roar. The wig on a young man's head was blown off, revealing the sparse top of his head.

This wig made of real hair is the most popular style of Korean airplane head nowadays. It is loved by everyone from steady men in their 50s to young teenagers in their 20s.

Fortunately, the wig landed on Lin Yi and was grabbed by him subconsciously. Then, he saw the most refreshing scene.

Tian Yuan subconsciously touched the top of his head and stared at the wig in Lin Yi's hand. His face was extremely ugly, and the small eyes under the lenses shot out a devouring gaze like a ferocious beast.

Chang Shiyi's playful laughter came from his pocket: "Hey, my aunt's retrieval of things from a distance has finally made a small difference."

"Bah, it's obviously my wind control technique." Hu Qi said unconvinced.

"Nonsense, I was retrieving it from the air."

"Shameless, it's obviously my wind control technique that worked!"

Lin Yi pressed his pocket and signaled the pets to stop arguing. He took the wig and asked the people around him: "Whose wig fell off?"

His voice was high and bright, and he held his wig high and asked everywhere.

The pets complained again: "Our master is really evil."

"Not only is he sinister, he is simply evil."

Sun Qinqin held back his laughter and said seriously: "No one will admit it, so just throw it away."

Lin Yi obediently threw the wig into the trash can.

Wu Hua said: "That person named Tian must be eager to dig into the cracks in the ground, but I like it."

When leaving the restaurant, Sun Qinqin saw Tianyuan lying on the ground from the corner of his eye, looking for something on the ground.

Lin Yi followed her gaze and asked, "What is he doing?"

"do not know."

They were not the only ones who didn't know what was going on. Most people in the restaurant were attracted and gathered around to ask what Tianyuan was doing.

"I'm looking for the cracks in the floor!" Tianyuan lay on the floor of the restaurant, digging at the cracks in the floor with his fingers. His bald head was squeezing his face into the cracks in the bricks.

The onlookers talked a lot. Some said he was crazy, while others said, "It's just that the wig fell off, so he didn't really need to find a drill."

"That's right, who's not bald these days? Why bother?"

"It's so invulnerable."

Wang Wuzhong also hurried over, quickly helped Tian Yuan, who was still desperately digging at the floor tiles, and comforted him.But the results were minimal. Tian Yuan still refused to get up and insisted on digging at the floor tiles, his fingers were bleeding, and he did not change his original intention.

Wang Wuzhong had no choice but to call a few people to drag Tianyuan away.

Tianyuan was like a crazy tiger, and he actually shouted: "Don't stop me, I will get into the cracks in the ground!"

Seeing the farce in front of him, Lin Yi was greatly shocked in his heart.

The pets were also shocked, and their struggles like trapped animals in the countryside also plunged them into a deep crisis.

Hu Qi said to Wu Hua flatteringly: "Are you hungry? I still have a few Huimen eyes. I'll give them to you when I get back."

Huang Wu followed closely: "I just prepared a fresh chicken yesterday, and I left the eyes for you."

Chang Shiyi said after realizing it: "I don't have anything, but if you want to eat, I will catch a few gray gates now to ensure freshness."

Wu Hua looked arrogant and said: "Although I don't really want to eat it now, since it is your heart, I can't live up to it."

Lin Yi: "..." He patted his pocket and said, "Wu Hua, since your curse technique is so powerful, help me curse Wang Wuzhong again."

Wu Hua stretched out the bird's head as big as a fingernail and said with an arrogant expression: "Deliberate curses are the least effective. Only unconscious curses can make the curse come true."

"Master, why do you have to count on me? Can't you do it yourself? The Plague God's skills are so awesome."

Lin Yi's fingers became itchy again. Looking at the rural area that was still trying to burrow into the ground and sew a few people, he really wanted to give him a Plague God skill, but good memory and deep The law-abiding nature in his bones made him understand that this is an ordinary person, this is just an ordinary person, this is just an ordinary person!

So, Lin Yi stepped forward and said to Wang Wuzhong: "I have a way to make him recover."

Wang Wuzhong was covering the bridge of his nose. When he was pulling Tianyuan, he was punched by Tianyuan during his struggle, hitting the bridge of his nose. The pain was so painful that he couldn't help but shed tears that a man would never shed easily.

Lin Yi hit the muzzle at this time and became the target of his venting. He said angrily: "My eldest brother-in-law can't do anything. What can you do? Or can you be more awesome than my eldest brother-in-law who has a Ph.D.?"

The eldest brother-in-law mentioned by Wang Wuzhong was none other than Guo Xiaodong.

Guo Xiaodong took a few steps forward and quickly asked Lin Yi: "Since you have a way, then treat him quickly, otherwise the impact will be bad if he continues to be so crazy."

Guo Xiaodong is the only person in the Wang family who knows Lin Yi's true identity, but he has not told the Yue family a word about Lin Yi. Although this is related to the confidentiality agreement he signed, the real purpose is only known to him. .

Wang Wuzhong couldn't see his brother-in-law being so polite to Lin Yi, so he said angrily: "Since you have a way, then show it quickly."

Lin Yi asked Guo Xiaodong: "Do you feel the urge to pee now?"

"what?"

"I mean, do you want to use the bathroom now?"

"A bit."

"Then let's go together." Lin Yi lifted Tian Yuan's back collar with one hand and dragged him to the bathroom regardless of his life struggle. He also called the confused Guo Xiaodong into the bathroom. Although his movements were rough, , but did not push Tianyuan into the toilet rudely, and said to the shocked Guo Xiaodong, "Pour the urine on his head."

"what?"

Tian Yuan struggled so hard that an ordinary person would not be able to control it. Fortunately, Lin Yi had great strength that ordinary people did not have. One hand twisted his collar and the other hand pressed him firmly in. In the toilet, he shouted to Guo Xiaodong: "Hurry up, this guy is possessed by evil spirits, so you have to feed him with urine."

Looking at Lin Yi's cold face, Guo Xiaodong shook his hands and unbuttoned his pants.

Wang Wuzhong couldn't resist his curiosity, so he came to the bathroom with a group of equally curious people.

Tianyuan, who had his whole head pressed into the toilet, was still struggling desperately, flapping his hands randomly, and even grabbed Lin Yi's pants with his backhand, but Lin Yi grabbed his hands neatly and pressed his head deeper. .Tian Yuan's whole head was pushed into the toilet, and he still shouted "let me go, I want to get into the cracks in the ground". He also kicked Lin Yi with his legs, but Lin Yi stepped on the crook of his knee.

"Hurry up and pee." Lin Yi raised his head and glared at Guo Xiaodong.

Guo Xiaodong trembled and said: "I, I, I can't pull it out..."

"I'll do it!" Wang Wuzhong heard that urine could wake up Tianyuan. Without saying a word, he unbuttoned his pants and poured water on Tianyuan's head.

Out of revenge, Wang Wuzhong also deliberately got into Lin Yi's hands.

Lin Yi was so disgusted that he let go of Tianyuan and wiped his hands stained with fecal fluid on Wang Wuzhong's body.

"What the hell are you doing?" Wang Wuzhong shouted, pushing Lin Yi away.

Lin Yi grabbed him and pinned him to the wall-mounted urinal in the bathroom. He just pressed his head into the urinal and shouted: "Don't move, be honest!"

Wang Wuzhong, who was pushed into the urinal: "..."

Although the bathrooms of the five-star hotels are kept clean and free of any odor, with so many people dining, the cleaning staff has not had time to sweep and spray freshener. At this time, the smell of the urine trough will definitely not be good. Where to go.

Wang Wuzhong opened his mouth, and a strong smell of urine filled his nose, making him retching continuously.

Lin Yi quickly let go of him and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, I am playing the role of a policeman this time, and I have learned a few tricks to catch criminals. I used them on you in a hurry." Lin Yi pretended to be affectionate. He pulled Wang Wuzhong up, wiped his urine-stained hands on his body, and complained, "I told you that you are serious. I asked you to wet him with urine, but you didn't let you wet me. I even peed on him." I have it in my hands, isn’t it disgusting?”

The pets high-fived each other excitedly: "Well done, well done, great job!"

Wu Hua said disdainfully: "This idiot is [-] years old. He looks like a human, but he doesn't do human things. He dares to use urine to deliberately nourish you. If it were me, I would have to let him drink half a bucket of urine to vent my feelings." Hate."

Hu Qi said: "The master is not you, and he can't do such a thing."

"If you like to pee so much, then just keep peeing and let him pee enough."

Wang Wuzhong's chest rose and fell sharply, his face turned red, his eyes seemed to be biting, and the fingers pointing at Lin Yi were trembling.

"Lin Yi!" Amidst the thunder on the ground, the overwhelming hatred surged towards Lin Yi like a real evil spirit.

Lin Yi had already come to the sink outside, squeezed out a lot of hand sanitizer and rubbed his hands vigorously under the faucet. Hearing this, he raised his head and looked at Wang Wuzhong, who was livid with anger in the mirror, and raised his eyebrows: "Cousin , I see that your hall is dark, and there may be a bloody disaster, so you must be careful..."

Just as he finished speaking, the wind blew towards Lin Yi. Wang Wuzhong, who was about to teach Lin Yi a lesson, stopped suddenly, hugged his crotch, turned around and rushed into the bathroom. His movements were so fast that he almost flew up.

"What is this guy doing?" Hu Qi asked in confusion as he couldn't see what was happening inside.

Wu Hua chuckled: "I guess my curse took effect and I ran in to urinate."

Hu Qi said: "It's not interesting to just curse him to urinate. You have to curse him to drink his own urine."

"This is too disgusting, too deliberate, and ineffective." Wu Hua stretched his neck and couldn't see Wang Wuzhong's movements, so he could only say, "Why doesn't this Yakuza come out? He couldn't have fallen in. Let’s go to the toilet.”

After he finished speaking for a while, he heard a muffled sound.

Wang Wuzhong actually fell into the toilet, and the sound of the actual collision between his buttocks and the toilet was like the ending of a symphony in a concert hall. It was a heavy blow to the soul, and made people sigh in admiration from the bottom of their hearts: Perfect!

"Wu Hua, your crow's mouth is getting more and more powerful!" The immortals were filled with envy, jealousy and hatred when faced with Wu Hua's words coming true.

At this time, Wang Wuzhong, the fall was quite strong. After being depressed for a long time, he regained consciousness and managed to get up. Amidst everyone's "Why are you not careful?", he covered his buttocks and bared his teeth and roared: "Who tripped me just now?"

Everyone looked at each other, saying that no one tripped him.Wang Wuzhong couldn't believe it, and shouted angrily: "You don't even want to admit it, right?" After taking two steps, he fell down again.

Lin Yi took out a tissue and wiped his hands while saying: "I told you to be careful, but you didn't listen. Alas, if you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer the consequences."

No one took Lin Yi's words at heart, only Guo Xiaodong looked at Lin Yi thoughtfully.

Lin Yi didn't criticize him at all, but looked at Tian Yuan who was leaning on the edge of the toilet.

In Tianyuan at this time, he had long lost his glasses, his wig, and the sparse hair on his head. He looked ten years older. With his eyes wide open, he listened blankly and awkwardly to these people describing how he had lost control just now. the behavior of.

Knowing that it was Lin Yi who pushed him into the toilet, Tian Yuan's eyes that had been unable to lift his eyes suddenly had a target, and he immediately shot out a look of hatred, "Lin Yi! Where is he now?"

The meddler immediately gets out of the way.

As soon as he saw Lin Yi, Tian Yuan's eyes burst out with a biting light, and he yelled: "Lin, I'm going to kill you!"

Tian Yuan rushed towards Lin Yi at a sprint speed of [-] meters, and then was kicked out by Lin Yi, kicking him into the bathroom again.

"Everyone has to bear witness for me. He was the one who made the first move and threatened to kill me. I was just defending." Lin Yi spread his hands and looked upright.

Everyone: "..."

"Tian, ​​don't be ignorant. Everyone saw you digging and picking at the hotel floor tiles just now. If I hadn't made a quick decision and pulled you to the bathroom, you would have been sent to a mental hospital. What do you call this kind of behavior? Do you know how to repay kindness with hatred?"

Wang Wuzhong's screams rang in his ears again. It turned out that he fell again and fell on the toilet.He stood up, but for some reason his feet kept slipping, and the toilet seemed to have a fatal suction force that would always suck him in.

"Help...there's something wrong with this toilet..."

In such a chaotic scene, Lin Yi clapped his hands and retired.

……

After returning, Lin Yi gave Wu Hua extra food and gave him three extra sticks of incense.

Wu Hua crossed his legs, inhaled the incense comfortably, and ate the filial eyeballs of the immortals. He said to Lin Yi: "I've been wearing this suit for many days. Make me another one, no, two. , must be handsome and fashionable.”

"Okay, make arrangements." Lin Yi agreed very readily to Wu Hua, who had made great achievements.

Wu Hua added: "That Wang Wuzhong is not a good guy at first glance. Master, and Mistress, you have to be careful, don't let him get you wrong."

Because Wang Wuzhong was promoted to an important department, and Wu Hua warned him in advance, Lin Yi wanted to kill Wang Wuzhong secretly.

With his identity and ability, it couldn't be easier to kill Wang Wuzhong without anyone noticing.

However, Lin Yi still exercised deep restraint. A chivalrous man used force to violate the law, and a Confucian scholar used literature to violate the law. If he was left behind because he had certain achievements, he would be close to self-destruction. We must remember this.