The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

Lin Yi took two steps forward and said condescendingly: "Tian Xiang, a wicked person like you who has done all the bad things in life, the probability of turning into a ghost after death is much higher than that of ordinary ghosts. In order to maintain the peace and stability of the underworld, I have to take precautions. You wait Evil ghost, your soul is gone, this is the best destination for you, enjoy your last moments."

Although Mark also asked Lin Yi afterwards, as a ghost, if he killed a lonely ghost, would he be punished by the laws of the underworld?

Lin Yi looked up at the sky and said calmly: "Yes."

He took out his merit score book and pressed one of the red buttons. A mechanical voice sounded: "Kill a potential evil ghost, increase your life span by 30 years, and give you 120 merit points. Your current merit points are 1776 points. , there are still 4235 years and 189 days left in Yin life.”

Looking up, he saw the two ghosts with their mouths open in an O shape. Lin Yi was also a little confused. It took him a long time to regain his composure and pretended to be calm: "This is the score board my senior brother gave me. Only things that can only be found in the fairy world are To remind me that it’s easier to do bad things than it is to do good things.”

Looking at Tian Xiang who was still wailing, Lin Yi said with disdain: "You are a piece of shit, and you actually allowed me to increase my merit points and increase my life span. It seems that God also knows that you are a person who has done many bad things. I don’t deserve any more souls.”

Seeing Tian Xiang's fate, the remaining ghosts were so frightened that they became silent. Now that they heard about the merit score book, they lost their temper. They quickly knelt down and begged loudly for mercy, and expressed their willingness to report to the City God's Temple.

Sending a lonely ghost to the City God's Temple to report, firstly, there are no points to gain, and secondly, there is no meritorious service, it is just a Lei Feng.

But because of the promise made in advance, Lin Yi had no choice but to keep his promise and let Mark take his name card and send these ghosts to the nearby City God Temple.

Then, he led Dived on another patrol, and met Lao Cao halfway who was also leading the team.

Old Cao waved his hands on his hips and said bitterly: "Yang Yongjun, this old brat, is really nothing. You wouldn't know without trial that this old brat has committed numerous crimes. No, the Lord of the City God ordered me to hurry up again." to rescue the victim.”

I learned from Lao Cao that Yang Yongjun, as the former BOSS of 149, originally had great merit, but after the age of 50, his merit gradually decreased, and by the time he was 60, it had become negative.When he was 66 years old, he had a sin score of 30 points. By the time he was 78, his sin score had accumulated to an astonishing 50 points.At the age of 79, the sin value exceeds 70.The law of certain death has been violated, but Yang Yongjun himself is a fan of the underworld, and he uses some method to avoid certain death.After that, the sin value on his body actually decreased year by year.Until his death at the age of 89.When he was taken to the Capital City God's Temple for trial, the judge discovered that many people had been killed by Yang Yongjun. When he was 66 years old, he killed a pregnant woman. When he was 78 years old, he used magic to kill five members of his cousin's family. He killed them, and he didn't let them go. He also used forbidden magic to crush their bodies, spread ashes, and sprinkle them into the cesspool. Put it in a jar, put a soul-calming charm on it, and throw it into the cesspit to make it never reincarnate.Among them, Yang Yongjun's grandnephew Yang Yuanqiang was the only one who kept his body intact, but his son's soul was taken over, which was equivalent to resurrecting the corpse.

After hearing this, Lin Yi finally understood why Yang Yongjun's grandnephew had a faint aura of death on his body. It turned out that he was really resurrected from a dead body.

Lao Cao said: "This old guy was originally destined to have no children. However, he changed his destiny and killed a pregnant woman. He forcibly snatched the spiritual baby that was supposed to be reincarnated into the pregnant woman's belly so that he could have a son. . But the son he had robbed would leave him sooner or later. No, he died on the street at the age of 18. He still refused to give up and took risks again, even killing his cousin's family. Just to allow my son to resurrect through the body and enjoy a family relationship again. In order to prevent my nephew from going to the underworld to complain, he actually crushed his body, suppressed his soul in that filthy place, and made him suffer forever. It is really vicious. The Lord City God ordered me to rescue this child immediately. family, and captured his son, Yang Chao."

Lin Yi said: "Yang Chao can delay the lock, but now we should rescue Yang Yuanqiang's family."

"That's the truth. However, that excrement pool is a very dirty place. How can I deal with it as a ghost?" A pair of scheming eyes were already scanning Lin Yi's body.

Lin Yi knew what this guy was planning and said, "Give me your points and I will find a solution for you."

Lao Cao painfully looked at the points appearing on his palm and said, "It took a lot of effort to accumulate so many points, but now I'm asking you to give them to me again."

Last time, he was reported by the dandy named Zheng, so he let the guy in front of him robbed him of points.

"It's okay to be reluctant."

"Don't..." Lao Cao said quickly, "Okay, I only have these 109 points left, all for you. But you have to do things properly, otherwise I won't admit it."

Anyway, the superiors will reward him with points again afterwards, so he won't be considered a loss.

Although 109 points is not enough for Serinyi, it is better than nothing.

Lin Yi still accepted the order.

"Give the black cow a dream, find a reason, and let him do it."

Lao Cao's eyes lit up, and he said half regretfully and half angrily: "Why didn't you go to sleep instead of calling me?" He had already given him the job.

Lin Yi said: "I have to maintain a sense of mystery."

"I won't go." The regretful Lao Cao refused angrily.

Lin Yi directly handed over a gold ingot.

Lao Cao turned his head and looked away, then turned his head away. Now that he had the incense offered by humans, his money was not as tight as before, and he really didn't care about these gold ingots.

Lin Yi grinded his teeth and handed over another piece of clothing.

"This is a newly folded dress from the Republic of China that I recently folded when I was free. Isn't it beautiful? It's spirited and handsome."

Lao Cao glanced and turned his head away proudly.

"Don't think you can order me around with just one piece of clothing. At least two sets are required."

Lin Yi handed over another piece of clothing, a new version of modern clothing, focusing on leisure and fashion.

Lao Cao glanced, hesitated, and turned his head aside.

"Brother has changed his mind. At least three sets are required." Lao Cao Dayi said solemnly, "Last time at 149, if I hadn't diverted your attention, you would have fallen off the horse long ago. You haven't thanked me yet."

"...Then I will give you another set." Another modern outfit, a shirt, tie and slacks, a perfect urban style.

"At least five sets."

"Three sets, love or not."

"No, you have to get five sets."

Lin Yi turned around and left.

Lao Cao was dumbfounded and quickly chased after him: "No, no, three sets is three sets."

"Brother has changed his mind. I will go into the other person's dream myself."

"No, no, I'll go, I'll go. For such a small thing, I'll be fine."

"It's just a dream. It can save me the clothes that I have worked hard to fold for several days. It's a good deal."

"No, I want two sets. As long as I have two sets, I will go to the dream immediately."

"...Forget it, although these two sets of clothes are not valuable, they take time and effort. Wouldn't they be nice to keep for yourself?"

"Ancestor, I was wrong. I only want one set of clothes."

"alright."

After a while, Lao Cao took the gray Tang suit and suddenly said angrily: "This is not the one just now." Although this one is quite good-looking, the workmanship is much worse and there is not even a single embroidery on it.The essence of the long dress of the Republic of China lies in embroidery and tailoring.

"Don't want it? Then give it to me." Lin Yi pretended to grab it.

Lao Cao quickly put away the gown and said angrily: "Yes, can you not? Boy, you are cruel. I really don't want to take any losses."

"You think I'm stupid, anyone with a normal IQ wouldn't think of suffering a loss." Lin Yi retorted. "You are a top student, I can't compare to you."

……

Lao Cao went to find Hei Niu to entrust his dream, while Lin Yi returned home.

This time he appeared in front of the civet cat as a sober human being. This guy was doing sit-ups on the ground, and the iron chains on his body were shaken with a rattling sound.

After discovering Lin Yi, he immediately got up. The cat's fur was all blown up, his eyes were wide-eyed, his beard on both sides was trembling constantly, his teeth were bared, but he couldn't make a sound. His ears were so angry that they stood up, folded, and stood up again.

Lin Yi said to the civet cat: "The official has decided to hand over your body to a scientific research institution. If you spit out the demon pill, I will ensure that your soul is intact and send you to the underworld, and try to be reincarnated as a human being in your next life."

Immediately the immortals gathered around him. They were all night owls. They were still wandering around in the courtyard at this time. After hearing this, they quickly gathered around.

"This is already a favor from the master, why don't you thank me quickly." Hu Qihu said in a fake tone.

Wu Hua also flew over from afar and stopped on the branches of the sycamore tree outside the house. After more than two months of cultivation, this guy's feathers had grown out, and he was so happy that he flew out every day.

"Spit out the demon pill quickly, and Uncle Wu will let you speak."

Hu Qi, who also wanted the demon pill, could only glare at Wu Hua sadly.

Only then did the civet cat realize that he couldn't speak because of the crow, and he bared his teeth at the crow in anger.

"Hey, you're still not convinced? Believe it or not, Uncle Wu will curse you again, leaving you without a butthole, unable to poop or pee, and he will suffocate you to death in less than three days."

The civet cat went crazy again, its fur exploded, and it glared at Wu Hua.

Lin Yi said to the civet cat: "It will be dawn in an hour. Please give me an answer before dawn."

"Master, what do you want this bad cat to answer you?" Hu Qipa asked, pulling on Lin Yi's robe.

"He knows it in his heart." Lin Yi floated into the house and never came out again.

Hu Qi chased in again and said: "Civet cats are the most arrogant. This kind of creature will never give up for five buckets of rice. Maybe it will still hate you, the master."

"Can five buckets of rice be compared with wealth and life?" Lin Yi asked back.

"Well..." Hu Qi tilted his head and thought for a moment, then said, "Anyway, a creature like a civet cat is arrogant and vengeful, withdrawn, and petty, and will not obey its master unconditionally. Anyway, I don't recommend that the master subdue him."

Lin Yi smiled: "So, I won't force him. He can choose life or death."

Early the next morning, Lin Yi came to the civet cat and said condescendingly: "Have you thought about it clearly?"

At this time, the civet cat was no longer as arrogant as before. It dragged the chain restlessly and pointed at its wide open mouth with its cat paw.

Lin Yi understood instantly and said to Hu Qi: "Bring my son's used diapers."

Hu Qi quit. That thing was the dirtiest, and it was stained with boy's urine, which was even more dirty and poisonous, so he asked Huang Wu to get it.

"Why me?" Huang Wu quit.

"I'll give you a scent."

For the sake of the fragrance, Huang Wu stumbled away. After a while, he held a corner of the diaper in his paws and threw it on the civet cat.

The civet cat quickly dodged and bared its teeth again while staring at the diaper.

Lin Yi picked up the diaper and covered the civet cat's mouth.

The civet cat screamed miserably, and black smoke erupted from the entire cat's face. Combined with the ferocious and angry expression, it looked like a vicious dog from hell.

"...Li..." The civet cat let out an angry scream. Halfway through the scream, he was surprised. He tried to scream a few more times, his eyes darting around, and finally looked at Lin Yi, "Human, since last night , I have never pooped or peed, but it suffocated me to death. What kind of magic did you use?"

"You really can't poop?" Lin Yi was surprised and looked at the black painting above his head.

Wu Hua poked out a bird's head from the bird's nest and said proudly: "Smelly cat, now do you know how powerful your uncle Wu is? If you dare to mess with me again, I will show you my crow's beak."

The civet cat bared its teeth again, but he also understood that the cat had to lower its head under the eaves. The fur that exploded quickly returned to its original position, and its straight tail was also put back in place.

He sat there properly, stared at Lin Yi and said: "I am willing to serve you as my master. But I also have conditions."

"You are a prisoner, are you worthy of negotiating terms with me?" Lin Yi looked at his watch and said coldly, "I'll give you one minute, you can choose whether to be my pet or hand you over to an official agency."

"you!"

"Hu Qi, time the clock."

"Okay." Hu Qi immediately counted, "48, 47, 46..."

"You count too fast. How can you count like this?"

"35, 34, 33..." Hu Qicai didn't care about him and continued to count quickly.Huang Wu and his wife also counted together and raised the hammer in their hands high, "21, 20..."

"You are simply bandits and hooligans..." The tanuki was so angry that he almost exploded.

"10, 9, 8, 7..." One fox and two rats continued to count down eloquently. Hu Qi and Huang Wu each held their hammers high, their eyes flashing with excitement and bloodthirsty light.

"Human, I won't agree until my death..." The civet cat went crazy, with a sharp voice.

"3, 2, 1!"

As the "1" sound came, two hammers hit the civet cat.

"I promise, I promise!" Seeing that the other party was serious, the civet cat didn't stop him, so he quickly held his head with his paws and screamed loudly.

The hammer still fell on the civet cat's head. The civet cat screamed in pain, dodged and yelled: "Words don't count. I've obviously promised why you still hit me..."

"Our Immortal always keeps his word. If I say I will give you one minute, I will only give you one minute. No delay will be enough." Hu Qi continued to smash.

"You are obviously cheating..." The civet cat was furious and couldn't bear the beating. He quickly asked Lin Yi for help: "Give me another chance...Master..."

This human being is so cruel that he actually means it.