The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

"Yin and Yang are different, you shouldn't make such unreasonable demands."

"Sir, it's just by the way." Elaine looked at Lin Yi pitifully, "Please help me, sir. As long as you are willing to help, I will be grateful to you forever."

Lin Yi said indifferently: "You begged the wrong person. No, you begged the wrong ghost."

Elaine refused to give up and begged again, even kowtowing to him.

Lin Yi was unmoved.

Elaine was a little desperate. Looking at the handsome and outstanding face of the man in front of her, she was not reconciled to the fact that her green tea skills, which had always been indispensable, were constantly failing.

Unwilling to give up, she once again grabbed the crystal teardrops and rolled them on her long lower eyelashes like pearls.

Elaine softened her tone and her voice was choked with sobs: "My lord, you are so cruel. You are so cruel!"

"Thank you for the compliment!" Lin Yi said coldly, "If I were so easy to talk to, I wouldn't be appointed as the supervisor."

Not all humans and ghosts can be competent as supervisors of Dongyue Yinsi. The first thing is to keep a clear head and a cold heart.Empathy can exist and sympathy can arise, but when a woman glances at her with tearful eyes, her male hormones surge, and she agrees with everything, that is not a hero, but a brainless performance.

Lao Cao observed for a long time and found that Lin Yi really had no sympathy. Even when facing a beautiful female ghost, he was cold and straight, even cold-blooded.Seeing Ying Lian being deflated, while having fun, there are still a lot of puzzlements.

"When a normal man encounters a woman who attacks with tears like this, he has to surrender. Why can't you do it?"

Lin Yi glanced at him and said seriously: "I heard my grandma warn me when I was a child. If a girl cries beautifully in front of you, but never has a runny nose, then this person is not really crying, but has some symptoms. Crying at destination.”

Old Cao: "..."

Lin Yi added: "Later, I observed carefully. From children to adults, crying to the point of sadness is extremely ugly, with snot and tears flowing. Even beautiful women are no exception, so it's hard for me to believe that those so-called How on earth did the pear blossoms bring rain?"

Lao Cao opened his mouth in an O shape and pointed at Elaine, who was thrown to the balcony and her shoulders were shaking from crying, "You mean, this woman is pretending to cry."

Lin Yi smiled half-heartedly: "You just have eyes but don't you have a heart?"

You can't even spot such an obvious trick, you deserve to be deceived.

Lao Cao said: "Of course I know her tricks. But why can you be indifferent to a weak and helpless woman?"

Lin Yi thought about it carefully and said hesitantly: "I don't know why, but I just hate that kind of weak and incompetent woman."

……

On the way back, seeing that it was still early, Lin Yi went back to the villa again.He couldn't bear to wake up Sun Qinqin, so he entered her dream and met her in her dream.

When Sun Qinqin saw Lin Yi, he was surprised and happy. He put his arms around his neck, beat him and kissed him. When he had kissed him enough, he asked, "Why are you coming back now?"

Lin Yi kissed her face and said, "I miss you."

"I thought you were used to being wild outside and didn't want to be bound by the family."

"Oh, you guessed it right. Then you have to use your true skills to keep me here."

As expected, Sun Qinqin knocked him down.

After a long time, Sun Qinqin asked about the fierce door again: "In this world, you can only commit a thief for a thousand days, but there is no one who can guard against a thief for a thousand days. Hiding like this is not an option."

Lin Yi was also a little troubled: "I haven't thought of this yet. Do you have a better way?"

Sun Qinqin said: "There is a way, but I don't know if it will work."

"you say!"

Sun Qinqin expressed his thoughts.

Lin Yi touched his chin and said, "Your method is okay. But that coward Bai Jie probably won't agree."

"Ask her opinion first, if it doesn't work, then think of other ways." Sun Qinqin hugged his neck again, her slim body pressed against him, and said, "It's almost dawn, when will we leave? "

"There's no rush, the crew basically starts shooting at 8:07. I usually get up at 30:[-], have breakfast, and walk to the crew, which is in time."

"There are still three hours left, so let's get some sleep." Sun Qinqin happily pressed him onto the bed, resting most of his body on him, picking at him like an octopus.

Lin Yi slid into her arms, hugging her slender waist, with a smile on his lips. This is the right way to treat a wife, support each other, understand each other, help each other, the kind of man who always asks for help. , what kind of woman is a woman who cries when a man doesn’t help her?

……

When a hint of fish belly appeared on the horizon, Lin Yi left Rourou Township and quietly left home.

On the way back to the hotel, I saw the Mengmen hovering in the sky again.

Lin Yi hated this guy now. He was a fourth-grade priest, but he was forced to sneak out by a fierce door. This was too cheap.

So Lin Yi gave the immortals a death order and asked them to quickly think of a way to deal with Mengmen.

Bai Jie said: "Master, Ying Liu has been practicing for thousands of years and is a real great demon. Although my magic power has increased, I still can't defeat Ying Liu."

Hu Qi said: "Mengmen can fly and is the overlord of the sky. Even if we all add up, we are still no match for Mengmen."

Huang Wu and his wife said: "I guess my wife and I will have to explain in the first round."

Chang Shiyi also said weakly: "I can't do it even more. Mengmen is Changmen's natural enemy."

Wu Hua said angrily: "Raising an army for a thousand days is spent in a short time. Your master has raised you for many years. Is this how you repay your master?"

The immortals were angry and shouted at Wu Hua: "You go ahead!"

Wu Hua proudly flapped his wings: "Go up!"

But soon, he lost his breath again and whispered: "No, I am slow and weak. With Mengmen's speed and strength alone, it is estimated that my Samadhi True Fire will not have time to spray out, and I will die from Mengmen's claws." under."

"Tch!" The immortals raised their tails in disdain, "It's not a shame to laugh at a hundred steps at fifty steps."

Of course, the solutions are all figured out.

After several days and nights of discussion, the immortals came up with a wonderful solution.

"I think the mistress's method is more feasible." Hu Qi was the first to express his opinion.

Huang Wu also said: "That's right, if you can only commit a thief for a thousand days, how can you prevent a thief for a thousand days. Mengmen is good at sneak attacks, so can we."

Bai Jie jumped out to object.

"It's too dangerous, I don't agree."

Hu Qi said: "But we all feel that the mistress's method is the most reliable."

The great immortals also believed that Sun Qinqin's method was indeed feasible.

But Bai Jie refused to do anything: "I hope the knife doesn't fall on you. I can stand and talk without pain in my back."

Sun Qinqin's method was to let Bai Jie transform into Lao Cao, walk in the underworld, and attract fierce men.

Lin Yi followed Bai Jie holding the invisibility charm and the breath-containing charm.Once Mengmen attacked Bai Jie, Lin Yi quickly attacked and used the Wuming Demon Subduing Fan to clean up Mengmen.

The immortals hid around, took out the nets they had woven in advance, and captured Mengmen alive.

The immortals all agreed to this plan, but Bai Jie disagreed because she was also afraid of fierce doors.If Lin Yi's attack speed was not as fast as Meng Men's sneak attack on her, she might be torn into two pieces.

No matter how many tempting benefits Lin Yi offered, Bai Jie wouldn't do anything like that.

"Master, it stands to reason that as your pet, the direction of the master's thoughts is the direction of my sword. But, master, my nine-tailed fox clan has withered in the lower realm. Until now, the entire nine-tailed fox clan has I am the only one left, so lonely and miserable. Not only do I have to fight against the sky and the earth, but I also have to fight against people. I also shoulder the mission of passing on the family lineage. How can I risk such a great and sacred task alone? Even if I want to, I am a fox. Even the ancestors of the clan would not agree."

Seeing that she was too soft, Bai Jie got hard again, sat down on the floor, and said: "I won't agree to it anyway, master, just give up on this idea. If anyone forces me again, I will cry." Show it to him."

Wu Hua sneered: "Why don't you use your White Lotus formula?"

I have been dealing with Bai Jie for many years and know her well as a person.When you encounter something you don't want to do, you usually retreat instead of advancing.Bai Jie's formula: First show off my integrity and explain the serious consequences of doing this, but for someone, I still have no choice but to do it.But before you do it, please agree to a small request. This request seems simple, but in fact it is very embarrassing.

Bai Hao relied on this veteran White Lotus formula to get a high-spirited and upright image in his hands after avoiding laziness and inefficiency many times.

But this time, Bai Jie gave up the dominating White Lotus routine.

Faced with Wu Hua's ridicule, Bai Jie retorted: "Do you think I'm stupid? For a straight man like my master, I'm completely charming to a blind man."

All the immortals were happy.

Sun Qinqin couldn't help but laugh and teased Lin Yi: "It seems that your image of a straight man is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people."

Lin Yi kissed her hard, looking indescribably proud.

Bai Jie was furious and said to Wu Hua: "Look, our master is getting thicker and thicker. Not only is he not ashamed, but he is proud of it."

Sun Qinqin laughed again.

She said to Lin Yi: "Let's forget it. Bai Jie is right. She is the only one left in the Nine-tailed Fox Clan. If something happens, we will be sinners for the ages."

Lin Yi touched his chin and said: "I'm a little curious. Since you are the only fox left in the Nine-tailed Fox Clan, who are you going to find as a mate... uh, who are you going to find to have children?"

The great immortals became interested one after another, and Hu Qi said, "I guess you can only find me, Hu Men'erlang."

Huang Wu said: "I, Huangmen, can do it too."

"My son, Changmen, is also very good."

Wu Hua said: "The best choice is naturally the Hu family. However, this will definitely lead to strong women and weak men, and the marriage will definitely not last long. As for the Huang family and Changmen, let's forget it. Each one will be defeated more than the other. .”

Hu Qi was very proud, and suddenly felt that Wu Hua was more pleasing to the eye.

Huang Wu quit and scolded: "How do you think you can be any better? You are ugly and cheap. Even if Bai Jie is blind, she will not choose you."

Wu Hua retorted: "What if Bai Jie is blind? No, no, no, I mean, Bai Jie is not as superficial as you. When choosing a man, inner beauty is the most important. Right, Bai Jie."

Bai Jie raised her chin coldly: "Sorry, I'm just a superficial fox."

Wu Hua: "..."

The immortals were so happy that they surrounded Bai Jie again and began to introduce her to the sons of their clan.

As for helping Lin Yi deal with Mengmen, he was thrown to the Guawa Kingdom.

Lin Yi sighed and said to Sun Qinqin: "Let's think of another way."

Sun Qinqin said: "Lao Cao was the one responsible for everything. Why not let him come forward as the bait?"

It really woke up the dreamer with one word, not only woke up Lin Yi, but also woke up Bai Jie.

……

Although Lao Cao is not willing to be the bait in Mengmen's mouth, this is the only way to deal with Mengmen.

"Then you must not stay too far away from me, you know?" Lao Cao repeatedly asked Lin Yi.

Following Sun Qinqin's advice, Lin Yi immediately used his status as a member of 149 to order a huge military industry network from the military factory.

Military netting is light and easy to carry, and the quality is very good. It can't be cut with ordinary steel scissors unless military scissors are used.

No matter how strong Meng Men is, no matter how sharp his beak and claws are, he is no match for black technology.

Although all the materials were ready, the immortals were eager to try, but the weather was not kind and it rained at night for several days.Not only Lin Yi didn't like being soaked in the rain, but also Lao Cao and the immortals, so the plan was shelved.

The continuous rain for several days dampened the enthusiasm for Du Meng, and even filming encountered many obstacles.

For some unknown reason recently, various photos and videos of ghosts and hauntings have been leaked one after another from various production crews, including on the Internet.

Hei Niu also responded several times in the group, saying that the paranormal team has recently received several ghost collection missions.Especially old, dilapidated or remote places are areas with a high incidence of ghosts.

"It's strange. The ghosts we encountered this time were all entities. Do you think it's strange?"

"I also burned incense and asked Mr. Cao, and Mr. Cao said that the matter is being investigated thoroughly."

"Shangqing Temple and Dajue Temple are also organizing personnel to cooperate with our department in the ghost extermination operation."

Hei Niu @ Lin Yi: "Koi, ghosts, golden monkeys, and roosters. I was also invited to a film and television base to catch ghosts. I actually caught them. A hanged ghost and a headless racing ghost. Speaking of which, It's really scary. You must have been on the set recently, the film and television base is only two blocks away from your set, so you have to be careful."

Everyone made fun of Lin Yi, saying that he is now the most powerful man in the entertainment industry. Even ghosts and gods like Mr. Cao dare to throw face away at someone who has no magic power.

In fact, Lin Yi had already noticed that he had been seeing ghosts more and more recently.

It's okay during the day, but at night, they always pop up from every dark corner.With flowers everywhere, these ghosts didn't dare to appear near them. I heard that other crews were suffering from old sins.

Jeremy Chen's dramas are almost always shot on the streets. Every night he encounters all kinds of ghosts, almost to the point of collapse.

Lin Yi's crew also heard about this matter. Because the scene of Lin Yi bravely beating up ghosts has long been deeply rooted in people's hearts, and they have been in peace for several days, they have always responded to this matter with a skeptical attitude.

……

Lin Yi also contacted Lao Cao and asked him what was going on.

Lao Cao was also confused.

"We are investigating. Logically speaking, ghosts are incorporeal and cannot appear in front of people. Now they are appearing one by one, and they still appear as entities. This is really strange."

"Could it be because you took soul nourishing pills?"

"Impossible." Lao Cao said flatly, "The soul-raising pill cannot even be obtained by ordinary Yin soldiers and impermanent people, let alone a mere lonely ghost. There must be other reasons."

Lin Yi said: "Then you hurry up and investigate. I have been patrolling outside every night recently. When I found someone, I immediately arrested and tortured them without asking why. They were more surprised than me and said they didn't know what was going on."

Lao Cao said bitterly and with deep hatred: "I've been under a lot of pressure lately. Tell me, if I leave the underworld, will I be plotted by Meng Men?"

Lin Yi was speechless for a long time before he said: "Now you have two options. Either you are attacked by a fierce door during work, injured on the job, and enjoy generous subsidies from the underworld. Or you can be passive and slack in work, and then be dismissed from office and ordered to reincarnate. Become an inferior.”

"Choose one of the two, choose one yourself."

Lao Cao gritted his teeth and said, "I'll just listen to you. Anyway, I have heavenly protection. Even if I am attacked by a fierce door, I will probably suffer a lot." For all injuries suffered during working hours, there will be various subsidies and benefits. I was afraid of birds.

But Lao Cao still told Lin Yi: "If, I mean just in case, I am really captured by Mengmen, you must come and save me."

"Okay, take the tracking charm with you. If you are really captured by Mengmen, I will come to save you."

……

These ghosts that can appear in front of people out of thin air are actually more scary than humans, because they themselves have no magic power. It is not a good thing to be discovered by humans. If Taoist monks are invited, they will be doomed.

Lin Yi also contacted Lu Yi and asked her what was going on.

Lu Yi said that she didn't know that the ghost underneath had a physical form and could be easily seen by humans.Most of the ghosts under her hands are lonely ghosts with little magic power. Although they have entities, it does not change their fate of being unable to see the sun and afraid of humans.Humans are afraid of them, so why shouldn't they be afraid?So much so that everything has been in chaos recently.

Lu Yi said very happily: "Fortunately, I am smart. After discovering that some ghosts can see people, I asked them to dress up like normal people. As long as they do not have physical contact with humans and try to make the expressions that humans should have, they still can't Discovered.”

After becoming a ghost, the body and face will become stiff and rigid when not speaking or doing anything.A discerning person can see it at a glance.In order not to be detected by humans, they will try to control their body and facial expressions to make them less rigid.

But not all ghosts are smart. Some ghosts are born with slow reactions and are stupid.It was really embarrassing for her to be discovered by humans so easily and run away in fear.

Those ghosts captured by the supernatural team or Taoist priests are all stupid ghosts who don't know how to adapt and can't hide themselves.Even if she was caught, she wouldn't feel sad.

Double Eleven warm-up has begun