The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

Originally, Lin Yi didn't want to care about this matter. Martial arts practitioners should control their emotions instead of relying on their skills to dominate others and act impulsively.

That day in the hotel, he saw the temper of these martial arts practitioners. They relied on their martial arts skills to fight if they disagreed. He can even deliberately provoke Mad Rat. A group beating of two foreigners is even less of a problem.

Ling Quanfang said all his good words again, and everyone realized their mistake and asked Lin Yi to help find a way, because the nine people who beat him will all participate in this ancient martial arts competition. It would be too embarrassing if they were in jail and unable to participate. .

Lin Yi didn't want to cause trouble. After all, he was unfamiliar with the place in Yangcheng. Even if he found the right professionals to solve the problem, he still had to owe others favors. Favors in the officialdom were the hardest to repay. To owe favors to strangers , can't be scratched.

So Lin Yi said: "I'm just a little Maotao who just took office, and I'm not from here. I'll ask Crazy Rat to ask for you. He is a veteran in the officialdom, and he must have more ideas than me. But don't be too clingy. Great hope, if there is nothing he can do, then there is nothing I can do. I hope you can understand."

"It's natural." Ling Quanfang didn't have high hopes at first, but he just sought medical treatment in a hurry.

Lin Yi called Crazy Rat and asked whether he should take care of this matter or not.

Crazy Rat said: "Don't they think they are powerful? In the past, even I, the leader, would always criticize you, and I would often be sarcastic and sarcastic. This time it's even more extreme, and I actually deliberately provoked you. If it weren't for you, my old face would be shocked. There is no place to let go. Now you know how powerful it is. Only when you are in jail do you think of me as a leader. Huh, he is used to it! Don't worry about it, you should teach them some lessons."

After venting his anger, Mad Rat finally gave Lin Yi some help.

"If we want to avoid criminal detention through formal channels, we can only work on the two victims."

But the two foreigners who were injured and hospitalized did not speak much Chinese, and no one in the ancient martial arts association spoke English. The foreign aid brought by foreigners can speak up, but they have an arrogant attitude. When they open their mouths, it is the law, and when they shut up, they will be punished severely. Even though everyone has good things to say, the other party refuses to let go. As a last resort, Ling Quanfang had no choice but to ask Lin Yi to personally negotiate with the foreigners to avoid the two Japanese devils who were pretending to be powerful.

"We can see that the two foreigners can't understand our language at all, but the two Japanese devils have a very arrogant attitude. After drinking foreign ink for several days, they don't speak loudly and their attitude is still... Very arrogant. We really don’t want to deal with these two people anymore, so we have no choice but to talk to Director Jing shamelessly." Ling Quanfang kept his attitude extremely low.

Lin Yi didn't want to take part in this matter, but with so many people surrounding him, he couldn't refuse, so he asked Crazy Rat for his opinion.

"Go, why don't you go? As the leader in charge of the ancient martial arts group, if something happens to one of your own members, you, as the leader, will definitely intervene."

Lin Yi looked confused and quickly reminded in a low voice: "It won't be easy for us to do this kind of thing."

Unless you use power to suppress others.

Crazy Rat said: "I didn't ask you to use your power to suppress others. Instead, you found a way to turn passivity into initiative."

Lin Yi thought for a while and said honestly: "I'm stupid and I really can't think of a way to turn passive into active."

"It seems that I can only use the trick that I never use easily."

……

Crazy Rat asked Lin Yi to send Ling Quanfang and others away while he talked to them in person.

Lin Yi thought Mad Rat had a countermeasure, so he sent Ling Quanfang, Chen Tianming and others away. A man is waiting for the mad rat to arrive at the door of the hospital.

After waiting for about half an hour, Crazy Rat came over in a taxi, holding a black plastic bag in his hand.

Lin Yi stepped forward and asked, "I thought about it for a long time before I came up with a solution that was not a solution."

"What way, you say."

"For example, deliberately irritating them and forcing the other party to take action. As long as the other party takes action, we will have more room for maneuver."

Mad Rat punched him on the shoulder and said happily: "Okay, you kid, it coincides with my plan."

Lin Yi quickly asked: "Then do you have a more specific plan?"

"Look at mine later."

Mad Mouse took out a wig from the plastic bag and put it on his head. He took off his exquisite Anima jacket and put on a simple black kung fu suit that was crumpled. His polished leather shoes were also replaced with simple ones. He wore cloth shoes and reading glasses, and his originally straight back became hunched, making him look like a simple old man who struggled to walk even in his old age.

Lin Yi's jaw almost dropped to the floor.

"What are you going to do?"

"If you want to do a show, you have to do a complete set." Mad Mouse took out a simple and unique-looking teacup and handed it to Lin Yi, "This is the camera. The little Teletubbies' eyes on it are the camera switches. There is a red color on the base of the teacup. Button, this is an electronic jammer. This is the invoice for the tea cup, please keep it safe and don’t drop it.”

Lin Yi understood the teacup camera, and he also understood the electronic jammer, which could stop the other party's mobile phone and shooting tools from working.

But what the hell is this teacup invoice?

"Silly, this teacup looks like an authentic teacup on the surface. It is made of fine bone china and is worth 19.8. If it breaks during the pushing, you will definitely have to seek compensation from the perpetrator."

Lin Yi: "..."

Looking this tea cup up and down, although the style is very fashionable and novel, it is not worth so much money.

Although he started his career as a topic artist in a small town, after marrying his rich and beautiful wife, his taste and aesthetics have also improved linearly. I would not buy this thing for only 98 yuan.

"Silly, I have an invoice, a formal tax invoice. Even if it is made of paper, it must be worth the price. What's more, your kid has an annual salary of two million, can't he still afford a tea cup of 19?"

Lin Yi immediately said: "Stop spreading rumors about me. How can my annual salary be two million?" It's obviously less than one million, okay?

"Stupid, don't think I don't know that you have made millions in publishing fees over the years using pen names such as 'The Most Sober Life', 'Sober Time', and 'Sober Bird'."

In Lin Yi's open mouth, Mad Rat snorted again: "And your income as an artist, last year you paid nearly 500 million in taxes alone."

"Don't look at me like this. The purpose of what I say is not to inquire into your personal privacy. I just want you to understand that even if this cup is only worth ninety-eight, if you hold it, you are talking about nine hundred and eighty thousand. No one will doubt it.”

"No," Lin Yi said, "You actually know my income so clearly?"

"Have you forgotten your profession?"

"You're an intelligence officer, and you know all about my income. You're so perverted." Lin Yi collapsed.

Mad Rat smiled coldly: "If I wasn't a pervert, how would I be able to gain a foothold in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon? I would have been torn to pieces by perverts like you."

Lin Yi: "Since you rarely flatter me, I forgive you."

After talking nonsense all the way to the foreign devil's ward, Mad Rat said to Lin Yi, "I'll just act according to the opportunity."

Lin Yi was confused: "What opportunity do you have?"

Mad Rat pointed at his nose and said seriously: "The time to test you has come, don't hold me back." Lin Yi didn't have time to speak, because Mad Rat had already pushed the door open and entered.

It just so happened that there were two foreign aids invited by the foreign devils in the ward. As Ling Fangquan said, these two Japanese devils were so arrogant that their chins were raised to the sky. They said, "There is no need to talk about this matter" and said, "You are just begging us on your knees. We won’t sign a letter of understanding either.”

The mad rat hunched his back, slapped Qian'er, and said all sorts of nice things with a smile on his face.

But the two of them still spoke arrogantly, forcing honest people to go to extremes.

"The murderer is your grandson, right? Go back and tell them to prepare to go to jail and pay us back. We will live in the hospital and get medical treatment all over our bodies. Just wait and pay."

"Okay, okay, my grandson really doesn't have that much money. Even if I sell him, I can't even pay that much." Mad Rat wiped his tears pitifully while gesturing to Lin Yi.

Lin Yi held the tea cup, and had already turned on the camera function and electronic jammer. He frowned and said, "You have to be merciful, but why are you so indifferent?"

"Who told you to take action? If you hit someone, you will be punished by law." The man sneered.

"But you were the first to open the door to kill, and then insulted us for the last. You are also at great fault." Lin Yi tried to reason with the other party.

"So what? Who told you that you can't stand it and hit people with your hands?" The man smiled proudly, "Although I don't often live in China, I still know Chinese laws very well. As long as you hit someone, it's yours. No, especially it’s still nine against two, a proper gang fight without running away.”

"You'd better be happy and pay for it. My friend is an American citizen. If you don't give me a solution, my friend will contact the embassy. By then, you trash will not just be fighting in groups, but It’s gang involvement.”

"You don't need me to tell you what the crime of being involved in gangs is?"

With a "plop" sound, Mad Rat suddenly knelt down, hugged the foreign devil's face and cried loudly.

"Please, please let my grandson go. I kowtow to you."

Lin Yi's jaw almost dropped to the floor as he punched the teacup. Looking at Mad Rat who was chanting and beating, he almost thought he was dazzled.

The foreign devil suddenly shouted and kicked Mad Rat away.

Mad Rat was kicked to the ground and rolled on the ground in an exaggerated manner. He got up again and hugged the leg of another foreign devil, but he still received the same treatment.

The two foreign devils were so angry that they yelled: "You old fool, do you want to get involved in porcelain? There is no way."

"You old bastard, don't think you can make me change my mind by pretending to be pitiful."

The two cursed in English.

Lin Yi's jaw had never been closed, and he was still a little nervous. He was just thinking about whether to add fuel to the fire, when Mad Rat suddenly spit out blood.

The two foreigners were stunned.

Lin Yi was also confused. He stood there with his eyes wide open and was studying whether this thing was red ink or tomato juice. Mad Rat had already struggled to crawl towards the two Japs, hugged the leg of one of them, and said with a weak breath: "Let my grandson go, I will kowtow to you."

The second devil was also a little frightened. He wanted to take back his foot, but Mad Rat grabbed the opponent's foot and rolled on his back, as if he was kicked in the chest.

The mad rat spat out a mouthful of blood again and lay on the ground. His body began to twitch and blood kept coming out of his mouth.

Although Lin Yi had already awarded Mad Rat the Best Oscar statuette in his heart, he was unambiguous, pointing at the two devils and yelling: "You actually kicked the old man!"

The second devil's face became even more ugly.

"I didn't kick him, he held my legs and turned over on his back."

Lin Yi grabbed Er Guizi's collar and said viciously: "You should say this in front of the police. Come on, follow me to the police station."

"I was plotted by him. He clearly plotted against me on purpose." Erjiizi was not an idiot, and Mad Rat grinned at him again. If there was anything he didn't understand, he became even more angry and pushed him away. Lin Yi.

Then, the tea cup in Lin Yi's hand fell to the ground and shattered.

Lin Yi pointed to the fragments on the ground and said, "I bought this tea cup for 19 yuan."

"How dare you blackmail someone!" The other party was furious. He immediately took out his ID, threw it in Lin Yi's face, and shouted, "Take a good look at my identity."

Lin Yi kicked away the ID and said disdainfully: "I don't care what your identity is, you bullied and beat the vulnerable elderly, and even beat the elderly to vomit blood. In order to stop me from calling the police, you even threw the tea cup I spent 29.8 yuan on. No matter where it comes from..."

"Where's the evidence?" The other party sneered, "You said I hit the old man and threw your tea cup. Where's the evidence?"

Lin Yi picked up the pieces of the teacup from the ground and quietly took out the chip inside.

"I will hand over the evidence to the police."

The two devils were stunned. He was also an elite. He immediately understood that they had been plotted. He was furious and reached out to grab the chip in Lin Yi's hand.

How could Lin Yi let them succeed? He shouted: "I'll beat him to death. Someone come quickly."

Soon, the medical staff rushed over and took the bloody Crazy Rat for rescue.

The police also came later. In front of the two devils, Lin Yi explained the cause and effect of the incident in a fluent manner, and then handed the chip to the police: "This is the scene I just recorded. This is a backup. The original video has been automatically saved. to my phone.”

The policeman took the chip and immediately said, "Hey, it's black technology. Where did you get this?"

Lin Yi smiled and said nothing.

The two devils also realized now that they had been plotted, and they were ready to eat Lin Yi alive.

Although they are lawyers who are good at sophistry and finding loopholes in the law, Lin Yi is not bad at eloquence. They confuse right and wrong and make mischief. The police's scales instantly favored Lin Yi. In addition, the two Japanese had always had an arrogant attitude and were devoted to speaking for foreigners, which aroused the "xenophobic" DNA factor in their bones.

An older policeman asked the two Japanese soldiers coldly: "Everything must be based on evidence. You said they plotted against you, do you have any evidence to prove it?"

The two devils were questioned.

Knowing that he had jumped into the opponent's trap, the two devils also knew that the initiative was no longer in his hands, so he wisely did not continue to pester him. Instead, he gritted his teeth and proactively said to Lin Yi: "Let's sit down and talk, okay?" ?”

After some bargaining, the two Japanese devils asked the two foreign devils to sign a letter of understanding to Ling Jiaoyue and the other nine people, stating that they would no longer be held criminally responsible.

As for the civil compensation, they were evenly matched. In the end, Lin Yi still had to pay thirty-six thousand.