The days when I farmed in Liaozhai

Some cooks have been married to the palace, and they are not taboo about husband and wife affairs, and say what comes to mind.The two young cooks who hadn't married before were blushing, and went outside the door with a vegetable basket to pick vegetables.

Fu Duoxi is very calm, thanks to the development of modern multimedia information, adult education can be carried out in any small broken station.

Although the cooks suspected that the beauties were pregnant abnormally, they didn't know the specific situation. Of course, the beauties who had served the bed could not talk about the bed with the emperor, and they had nothing to say, because these beauties were carried away in a coma. From the dragon couch.

The old eunuch who recorded the emperor's intercourse took out a thin volume, on which there were only a few sentences written, the time and length of bedtime, and the name of the beauties.

"The old slave is helpless, the emperor won't allow you to enter the listening room, what can I remember besides these...it's much better than before, the emperor hasn't invited beauties to sleep with him for five years, before the emperor practiced Taoism, the old slave was still young , then I can remember more..."

In the past, beauties were not allowed to stay overnight, but now they are not carried away until dawn.At first, the eunuch in charge thought that the emperor had perfected his Taoism and was able to return to the harem, but in just one month, the beauties were pregnant one after another. The eunuch in charge felt weird, but he didn't dare to say more.

"What a joy, tonight my royal father is going to summon a lucky beauty again. You have to help me find out. I know you have the ability to hide, so you will definitely be able to discover the secret. I don't believe it, my royal father is so powerful."

In the intercourse record book, the old emperor summoned three beauties overnight, and all three beauties were carried away unconscious at dawn.If you want to know what happened on the dragon bed, only Fu Duoxi can do it.

"Sister Duoxi, please." Princess Changji didn't let go, and that attitude didn't agree with her, so she wouldn't let Fu Duoxi go.

Fu Duoxi was really in a dilemma. She wanted to monitor the old emperor's actions, but it didn't include monitoring the old emperor's sexual affairs.

Before she finished speaking, Xian'e interrupted with a wave of her hand.

Yan Jiujiu fell to the ground, touched his blood-stained forehead, and struggled to get up again.

"You want to be fair and just, I promise you to be fair and just."

"Thank you Xianjun."

After noon, the cabin was stuffy.Yan Nineteen got up with sleepy eyes, leaned limply on the deck, grabbed the cattail fan and shook it twice, then quietly approached behind his elder brother Yan Lichun, stretched out a finger and poked his lower back eyes.

Ah, that's great!

"Sister, are you awake so soon?"

As soon as the words fell, I saw the fairy who was seated far away, poking at her with his fingertips emitting rays of light. Before he could understand, a glow of rays of light bloomed in front of his eyes, and his body fell down uncontrollably...

Yan Lichun was about to go to Songjiang County as the county magistrate, and he always felt uneasy.Fortunately, I have my mother and younger sister to accompany me to the post, so I have less worries about the future.

The breeze is blowing on the face, and there are singing and singing in the ears.She opened her eyes and saw the familiar Xiange, her eyes almost overflowed with tears.

"I think you have misunderstood, the fairy class recruitment has ended."

"I must meet Xianjun. If I am not qualified, I will be convinced to lose. If I am teased by others, I will never be reconciled. I am a fairy, but I also have the right to demand fair treatment."

This calamity can finally come to an end.

Since the candidate for promotion has been determined by default, why should it be announced to the public so that everyone can compete fairly?Put on a show!

"It's good to come back, go and rest yourself."

She grabbed the corner of her skirt and tried to force her way into the Immortal Palace.

Yan Nineteen rushed into the Immortal Hall, looked at the Immortal Sovereign sitting in the hall, threw himself on his knees, and expressed his request.

"What's your sister's name?"

"Well, I can't fall asleep thinking that I can eat the famous roast chicken in Songjiang County at night."

"Xian'e, I have gone through nine world calamities, and now I am coming back to report."

She is not reconciled.Ask to see Xianjun, let Xianjun give an explanation.The guards of the Immortal Palace dragged her out of the palace gate and sneered:
"The little fairy also wants to be in the fairy class, so she doesn't even look at it. What kind of gods are in the fairy class!"

In the thatched hut, Yan Shi held up the little baby who was still covered in blood, and smiled with tears in his eyes.The boy next to her was kneeling, carefully craning his neck to watch the baby.

"I see you really don't want to live."

"I have completed the ninth life, and Xian'e should allow me to be in the immortal class. This is the upgrade condition set by Xianjun..."

"Just know to eat!"

"Dream good deeds, don't die!"

"Impossible! It is impossible for anyone to complete the mission of the Ninth Tribulation before me."

Yan Lichun turned his head.

The sky was so bright that people couldn't keep their eyes open.Yan Nineteen squinted his eyes, raised his hand to touch his cheek, pinched his fingers and tugged, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.Sagging skin, shriveled lips, pale hair falling on the shoulders, loose bones all over the body, and increasingly tight breathing...

With a stern shout, he chopped down the black wood thorn stick.

The woman looked out the window, and the red light on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month was still hanging high on the door frame.

Xiaoxian who was passing by stepped forward to pat her, and kindly revealed that the position in the fairy class had already been determined by default.

Xianjun twirled three long beards, nodded slowly, and told her to stand up.Xianjun's voice sounded like the sound of nature:

The guard raised the black wood thorn stick again, saw her aggrieved eyes, and slowly lowered his arm again.Pressing his stomach with one hand, he shouted loudly that it hurts, and turned his head to leave.

Xian'e walked away with a flick of her sleeves.She stood there muttering to herself:

"Only you are stupid, you will go to the mortal world to experience the calamity, and also experience the calamity of the nine generations, wasting the good time for nothing. There is nothing wrong with being a fairy, contentment and happiness."

Xian'e wiped the palace clothes with her hands, smiled slightly and walked away.She was stunned for half a second, and immediately caught up, raising her voice and asking:

Her eyes were watery, looking at Xian'e's face full of expectation.Immediately, she will be in the same class as Xian'e, and will no longer be an inferior little fairy.

Yan Nineteen was overjoyed, wiped off the blood that had slipped from the corner of his forehead to the corner of his lips, and turned into a red plum at the corner of his lips.

Word spread in Yanjia Village that the widow Yan Shi, whose husband died for half a year, gave birth to a daughter.

"Today is the nineteenth day of the first lunar month, let's call it the nineteenth, Yan Nineteenth."

"Lichun, she is your sister."

After all, Fu Duoxi is a girl, if she really wants to let her watch live-action action movies, it's fine, but the old emperor's acting is really scary.

"It's fine if you are willing to be a low-ranking immortal, why should you block my way to upgrade. Go away, I will never leave if I don't see the immortal today."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

Yan Jiujiu lay on the ground and raised his face to tease his elder brother, he said with a smile:
"The only thing you can't live up to is delicious food! Look at your serious face, and you are not happy to be an official. Hey, where is our mother?"

Yan Lichun pointed to the outside of the cabin door, and was about to speak, when Yan Shimao walked into the cabin.

Yan Jiujiu excitedly shouted: "Mother, brother is going to be the county magistrate soon, and he still keeps a serious face. You should marry a wife for big brother, and then big brother should know how to laugh."

"Nonsense again. You're seventeen years old, and you're still so indifferent. You act like a man all day long, and when you go ashore and change into women's clothes, if you continue to look like this, you will embarrass your elder brother."

Yan Shi held her daughter in her arms, looked at her son and smiled from ear to ear.