After being poisoned by her lover

Chapter 129 The Purpose of Licking Dogs

Ye Zhaoling looked at the tall nobleman very apologetically, bowed his head slightly and saluted: "Excuse me for being rude, Lord Razris, I grew up as a vegetarian, and I coughed when I ate meat."

She always kept in mind the butcher's advice, no matter what the nobles asked for, just refuse them; especially if the nobles invited them to eat, don't touch anything related to meat.

At that time, the knife butcher patted her on the shoulder, his scarlet eyes were as big as copper bells, and two puffs of hot air came out of his nostrils. He leaned close to her and said mysteriously:

"In the Golden Sun Reserve, there is a pasture with closed livestock. The water and grass are lush, and the fur of the livestock is smooth and smooth, which provides the nobles with a prosperous life."

"It was a good thing at first, but the livestock were treated too well and their fertility was too strong. Today, the number has reached a staggering 80 billion. Even, thanks to the power of the sun god, the livestock never die easily; they The only stage of life is death from illness or starvation, unlike us middle and lower class people who will return to their hometown in the way of old age and death."

"Only the nobles can touch the things of the nobles. We middle-class people are all striving for the good life of the nobles. Their basic necessities are the meaning of our existence;"

"What I need to remind you is that inferior people must not indulge in the whims of nobles and adults."

"If the nobleman please eat meat, if you say eat meat, I will cough; if the nobleman invites you to drink, you should say that you don't drink while driving; no matter what sweet words the nobleman says, you have to fall on deaf ears."

"Otherwise, the inferior people will not be able to return to the daily life of the inferior people. They will gradually age and fade, and lose their beauty. At this time, it will be difficult to get the favor of the nobles; Punishment goes to the pasture to pick up dung balls."

Ye Zhaoling tremblingly squeezed the river crab in her hand, and now she wants to go back to Sun Town and eat her own porridge and rice. With her thin body, she must not be able to pick up the dung ball, don't be pushed into the dung pit by the livestock drowned...

"You are a little slave in the butcher's family. Didn't he tell you never to refuse an invitation from a nobleman?"

At this time, Lazris had already pulled down the black lace veil above her head. The veil dragged to the floor, covering the hem of her large burgundy dress. The leisurely and leisurely time before.

"The knife butcher said that we are born lowly and are not worthy of eating noble food. Only by eating technology and hard work can we get God's favor at the end of our sinful life."

Only by eating more technology and hard work can I see God sooner. Ye Zhaoling made a middle finger in her heart. She is allergic to theology.

A wind rose in the rust-colored baobab forest, blowing the lace veil over Razris's head.

Ye Zhaoling grasped the white cloak on her shoulders tightly, and the gem buckle on the cloak was inlaid with a "卍" totem, which was her pass to enter and exit Sun Town freely.If unfortunately lost, she can only stay in the Scarlet Castle and rub the feet of the nobles.

Seeing Lazilis standing on the spot, the cold aura emanating from her body became more and more intense, Ye Zhaoling quickly uprooted the sunflower with its mouth open, knelt down on one knee, and turned to Razilis. Sorry, miss.

sunflower:? ? ?

Ye Zhaoling saw the sunflowers were blown to one side or another by the strong wind, she stretched out the crab in her hand to the wooden stake, and the crab stretched out two large pincers, clamping the wooden stake tightly.

As a result, Ye Zhaoling suffered much less resistance.

Wooden stake:? ? ?

She guessed that this gust of evil wind probably came from the elf cave, because the air was filled with a sky-blue ocean visible to the naked eye, all of which were the glowing spores of the poisonous mushrooms in the elf cave.

Bigmouth sunflowers are so fond of eating these spores that after every mushroom storm, the yellow sunflower smiley faces all turn into fluorescent blue, which looks extremely creepy.

But they didn't realize it, the smile became brighter and the grin became wider.

Razris waved the ruby ​​cane in her hand, the bright ruby ​​drew a strange arc in the air, and the tip hit the top of the wooden stake on the ground, making it tremble unceasingly, gritting its teeth desperately and bent down, hard His body bent into a bow.

"My lord, spare my life! My lord, spare my life!" The commander of the wooden pile wailed endlessly, fearing that the nobleman would order it to be burned as firewood.

Lazris turned around lightly, her haughty laughter echoed in the empty baobab forest, her deep and joyful voice implied bewitching.

"What is God? Follow me until the end of the world. Do you want to live forever? Or eternal youth? Money or status? Or all of them, will become reality instead of a dream."

Ye Zhaoling quickly got up and followed step by step: "I will always support you! Miss Razliss! I am your only sweetheart! Miss Razlis can do whatever she wants, and I am your most loyal servant , everything is at your command."

"Hmph." Lazris snorted softly.

She didn't say anything, but Ye Zhaoling heard the wooden post whispering in a low voice: "Scumbag! Doggy! Big lick dog, big lick dog! To the end, there is nothing left!"

What is licking a dog?

Lazris pondered for a few seconds, and reported a list of dish names, all of which Ye Zhaoling had never heard of. She Shi Shiran passed the wooden post, and inadvertently kicked it: "Spicy Maodan, go Let's prepare lunch."

Ye Zhaoling was shocked by the barbaric name of this stake, and heard it weeping with joy: "Today, Lord Lazris finally called my name, although it is wrong, but it doesn't matter, I will immediately change my name to Spicy Maodan .”

Ye Zhaoling leaned close to the two gray eyes protruding from the top of its head, and quietly asked what its original name was.

It glanced at Ye Zhaoling with disdain, and said arrogantly: "Center-split overalls, I'm Zhang San, please remember."

Ye Zhaoling:? ? ?The crossover is serious.The little chicken is showing its black feet.

Without waiting for her to complain, Lazris jumped up with Ye Zhaoling in his arms, and jumped onto the dark purple wall of the Scarlet Castle in the blink of an eye. Looking around, the entire Golden Sun Reserve surrounded the Scarlet Castle, like The skirt of the beauty bloomed layer upon layer.

Raising his head, Ye Zhaoling had a vague glimpse of a blood-red "sun".

Before she could see it clearly, the next moment, Lazilis pressed her head with her other hand and pressed it against her chest. Ye Zhaoling could feel the vibration in her chest when Razilis spoke: "Don't look directly at the moon .”

It turned out that this was a blood-red moon.

The moon appears during the day, where does the sun go?
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Ye Zhaoling sat at one end of the 20-meter-long table, and Lazris sat at the other end.

There are more than a dozen pots of dancing grass and bunting flowers in the middle, and the dancing grass is twisted like a social cow. This is the original saying of "spicy Maodan".

It also complained about Bongdi flowers next to Ye Zhaoling's ears.

Under the watchful eyes of Laziris' death, Bundihua did not dare to reveal the essence of a coquettish bitch, emitting colorful lights, but only dared to make some gradient colors quietly, for fear that her eyes would be too hot and be thrown upstairs by the nobles. Feed the pigs.

The dancing grass is much more beautiful than the bunting flower. It has broad leaves like water plants, and the front and back are covered with fluffy soft hair. It twists its waist and stretches its neck, and can waltz with the same kind one meter away.

This table is too long.

As a native dog, Ye Zhaoling couldn't understand why he made a 20-meter-long wooden table.

Of course, the word "earth dog" is also used by Mala Maodan to praise her.

For some unknown reason, Ye Zhaoling could basically realize that such words of praising others would never dare to use them to praise Lazlis or the other five nobles.

After waiting for an unknown amount of time, the dancing grass stretched out longer and longer, almost licking Ye Zhaoling's face, and Laziris put down the goblet with a "bang" at the other end, and time seemed to be frozen in a ball at this moment. together with butter.

Ye Zhaoling looked at the green grass tip stiffly on the tip of his nose, blew it aside, picked up the plate in front of him, cut a piece of cake and stuffed it into his mouth.

She is very hungry.

It is said that it is [-]% made of plant-based butter, pure natural and pollution-free, soft and icy cold, but the taste is very strange, neither sweet nor sour, nor greasy, but it does not cost money, and you can eat it for nothing.

She didn't notice that the crystal lantern fish hanging from the ceiling also became quiet at this moment, not daring to spit bubbles at Ye Zhaoling at will.

Ye Zhaoling looked into the distance for half a minute before she could vaguely see that Lazlis took off her leather gloves, shook it three times to the left and three times to the right, and then poured the red wine in the glass on Spicy Maodan's head .

"...La...Master Lazris..." Spicy Maodan's voice trembled a little.

Ye Zhaoling had to stand up to see clearly what happened on the other side.

"Usually, do I eat without you? Or drink without you?" Miss Razris asked in a very gentle tone.

Like Ye Zhaoling, he sat at the dining table and waited until he fell asleep.Miss Razlis never took off her gorse mask, but she changed into a snow-white silk dress, which was much more conservative than the previous burgundy red gauze dress, like a nun in a church.

Mala Maodan's health is not good, and he can't bend down. After all, it is just an ordinary wooden stake. Facing the nobleman's questioning, it kowtows in panic, knocking its head on the leg of the table, not at all. Dare to stop.

"Miss Lazris is generous and noble! Mmmm..." Spicy Maodan knew that he had reached a critical moment, and now was the time to desperately flatter Mrs. Lazris!As a result, due to its simple brain structure, limited brain capacity, and limited vocabulary, it couldn't think of more beautiful words to please the nobles.

Well, nothing came out for a long time.

This is the tragedy of licking a dog.

"Really." Lazris said coolly.

"Yes Yes Yes!--"

(End of this chapter)