After being poisoned by her lover

Chapter 174 Crab said, rule the whole universe
Liu Meili has nothing to say.

She made up the story with full confidence, but the villagers are some sick guys.

She felt that her story could get at least [-] points, but she didn't expect, she didn't expect, these blind guys!It's just one zero egg plus another zero egg to mess with her mentality!
Liu Meili finally scored 25 points.

Sorry to leave.

After hearing this story, Ye Zhaoling didn't feel much. In fact, these two stories were carefully pondered in his mind, one on the left and one on the right, as if there was no need to ponder at all.

She squeezed the handkerchief tightly, feeling a little struggling in her heart——

Or... I really can't think of it, let the river crab tell its story now?Let's learn from this guy... It's better than sitting here thinking about breaking our heads, right?
What's more, the river crab must have a lot of stock in the crab head, otherwise it wouldn't be so fat, so fat...

Sigh, Ye Zhaoling sucked in his saliva.

I don't know why, but she has a feeling of... burning with hunger.

She is very hungry.

She's starving to death...

Ye Zhaoling lifted the crab, smelled the smell of white sand on its shell, and regained consciousness for a while.

He Xie was very flustered, his mouth was tightly tied together, couldn't she see Ye Zhaoling?Why stare at me with those empty green eyes?

like... like...

It's like cutting it into pieces!
The river crab vaguely feels that its crab roe is not safe...

When Ye Zhaoling held it in his hand, the two big eyeballs on the top of the crab's skull overflowed with crystal tears.

River Crab: Hello Ye Zhaoling!I take you as a friend!You take me for a snack? ? ?Is there any justice in this world? !Is there any reason? !Is there any hot water? !At least don't eat it raw!Can't you have a sense of ritual, cook it before eating?

Nonsence!Why eat it? !How dare you eat a five-pound crab that is bigger than your head? !It's insane and tragic!
Damn humans!So scary!Beep!I want to go home to find my mother!

"Dang dang dang dang dang dang dang!"

The clock struck eight o'clock.

Ye Zhaoling suddenly realized that he was holding on to the big claws of the river crab!

Ok? !What kind of plane is this?She quickly let go and put the river crab on the table.

As soon as the river crab returned to freedom, it hurriedly used all ten legs together to climb far away.

Human beings are really terrible, there are old and young on it!There is also a beautiful little wife at home!Unexpectedly, I almost lost my life today!

Old Mushroom leaned close to Father Priest and nodded, expressing that he understood.

Turning his head, Old Mushroom coughed, put his hands in his hands and said, "The time has come to eight o'clock in the evening, and there are three hours left for the assembly."

"In order to ensure that everyone can tell a complete story, Mr. Chusi decided to arrange 15 minutes of free time for everyone to use this time to conceive stories."

"After 15 minutes, each person has 10 minutes to tell your story, and the villagers will rate the story within 5 minutes."

"Now, the timer begins, free time, my children."

Old Mushroom took out a silver-white hourglass and put it on the table.

Just like the teacher announced the dissolution of free activities after the physical education class assembly, the atmosphere in the church suddenly boiled like boiling water.

No one would have imagined that on the last day of this month, everyone would gather together in the middle of the night to "play" happily together.

Ye Zhaoling picked up the crab and walked out. For her, the atmosphere in the church was too depressing. She was a guy with no literary literacy, and she was not on the same channel as the brothers who were discussing the plot fiercely.

If possible, she would go to pray under the statue of Our Lady's Fountain outside now, and ask God to give her a story that can touch people's hearts!
Believers wish to be vegetarian all their lives!

Ahem, of course, only at a certain stage of her life.

River Crab muttered: "Hey! Have you thought about what kind of story you want to come up with? Why don't you just listen to me and make up a story based on me."

"..." Ye Zhaoling was speechless. Has this guy not given up yet?Cheeky No. 1, she said casually, "Okay—but I have a few questions for you."

"What's the problem? What's the problem?" He Xie's eyes lit up when he heard something interesting.

"What dreams do you have?"

"Dream?" He Xie scratched the back of his head, he didn't expect the first question to be so tricky!What dreams can a crab have?But it still bite the bullet and said, "What about the dream of ruling the entire universe?"

Ye Zhaoling smiled and said: "...you can't drink to the dog's table."

"Fuck! Your question is too difficult! Can you blame me?! Change it! Change it!"

"Well, do you know what advantages your story has to win the favor of the villagers?"

"Uh..." He Xie was speechless, "I, I am extremely handsome, does that count?"

"Have you never looked in the mirror before? What page are you on in The Classic of Mountains and Seas? You deserve a beating?"

"I'm really a handsome guy in Baishadi! When I meet a crab, I will stare at my handsome face for a long time, and I can't get back to my handsome face!" The crab blushed angrily and had a thick neck, "You are deliberately embarrassing me ! Change another! Change another question!"

"How can this story not only conform to the Thirteen Commandments, but also cater to the preferences of the villagers?"

"I said..." He Xie clicked his tongue twice, and said in a strange way, "Why are you such a dog? I always thought you were a strong man!"

"You can't get high marks if you don't cater to their preferences."

Ye Zhaoling snorted and raised his eyebrows: "What's wrong with being ruthless? At least it will allow you to get the approval of the superior faster than others at the most suitable time. Otherwise, you can do whatever you want." Touched, no matter how you say it, as long as they find that they haven't heard what they want to hear, they won't leak any benefit from their fingers."

"Puff! You are so insightful!" the river crab sneered, and the crab's mouth was so pouted that it could hang a teapot.

"It's not that I have an opinion," Ye Zhaoling shook his head, "It's that you are so stupid and sweet."

"Ah, yes, yes, yes! You are right!" The river crab was still in a strange mood.

"Knowing that your father is right, hurry up and memorize it! Keep it in your 250-gram brain!" Ye Zhaoling smiled very kindly.

"..." Hexie said heartily, I suspect that you are implicating Lao Tzu, but I can't produce evidence, it is quite unconvinced, "Don't think that you are the only one who can see the way here, other people are not fools, you If you want to be a licking dog and lick these villagers, maybe other people can lick them better than you!"

"You can do whatever you are in. What's wrong with licking a dog? People are free from high and low, and only interests are the eternal truth."

Then compare who is better at being a dog lick.

(End of this chapter)