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Chapter 51 Why We Should Be Taoist Priests

The ladies were laughing, laughing so panicked, I hurriedly stopped watching the excitement, went over and slapped them both, very concerned: "Xue Chen? What's wrong with you?"

Don't be possessed by some ghost, the three sins just now were scary enough.

"Why are you whipping me?" This guy endured the pain in his body, looked at the old Liu's family, and asked back: "Oh, young master, I have escaped death and worked for your family, and then you insult me ​​as a liar, what am I trying to do?" Woolen cloth?"

You're right, I actually thought the same way, and suddenly felt that I was very unhappy to meet someone like the old Liu's family.

Although Bai Nannan wasn't killed by Grandpa Liu, it was their family who sent someone from Qiuyuguan, otherwise Xue Chen and I wouldn't be able to run into the three sinners.

You can't talk to me and Xue Chen like this, can you?
Bullying children?
"No, little Taoist." Uncle Liu was afraid of his wife and looked at me and Xue Chen, "Why didn't you two ask Bai Laosan for money just now? I have his mobile phone and give you the number. You can call him and ask him for money. My family has no money for you."

"Who wants to ask you for money?" I was angry.

Taoist priests are different from Mr. Yin and Yang, and there is still a difference. Taoist priests belong to monks.

They all rely on begging for help, and they don't ask for money when they help others, as long as they can cook a meal for them.

These are all a few days ago, when Huang Yan was angry with us, Xue Chen told me.

We never said that we asked for money, why did we have to treat us like this.

"Oh, yes, we won't ask you for money." Xue Chen sat up from the sofa angrily, staring at her eyes, "Okay, let me ask you, why are your windows covered with red curtains?"

As soon as he said that, I turned my head to look at the window, and it was indeed covered with a red curtain.

What are you talking about?What do you guys want to say?

When Xue Chen said this, Uncle Liu and Aunt Liu covered their eyes, "My family just died, so what's the matter with the red curtain at night?"

"You know that you should block the evil spirits with the red curtains, but don't you know that throwing the funeral bowl at the school is wrong?" Xue Chen looked very fierce and aggressive, "Throwing the funeral bowl at the school is like sending ghosts to a dead end. It is common sense. You don't understand?"

"Then where else would it fall?" Aunt Liu and Xue Chen confronted each other, like two fighting cocks, "Ah? Tell me, where did you fall?"

Yes, I also remembered at the time that Uncle Liu wanted to throw himself at the clothing city, but he was stopped and he threw himself at the school.

"There are so many intersections outside, where can't you fall?" Xue Chen asked, "Can't you take a few steps and fall towards the intersection?"

"You child, I have never seen you so uneducated. Are you really the apprentice of the old man?" Aunt Liu is not a fuel-efficient lamp.

"Why do you say that we are uneducated?" I also interjected, saying that the child is uneducated, which is a verbal attack that the child cannot bear.

Xue Chen and I fight at home, but we must be together outside.

"Don't break up with her, you are not her match, this old woman won't cry when she sees the coffin." Xue Chen waved my hand and pushed me away.

Turning her head and spraying at Aunt Liu: "I see, someone gave you money to make you throw the funeral pot into the school on purpose, right?"

"Little bastard, you spout blood! Believe it or not, I'll beat you up? Yellow-mouthed kid, you've learned how to fart!" Aunt Liu was in a hurry, and she rolled up her sleeves to beat Xue Chen.

"You try to hit me? You try? I can secretly kill your whole family!" Xue Chen gritted his teeth, his face was turned sideways, and his eyes were fierce and fierce.

Yes, don't mess with Taoist priests, Mr. Yin Yang, warlocks, Gushi, etc.

At this moment, the rest of the Liu family and I will look at Xue Chen for a while, and Aunt Liu for a while.

Aunt Liu really didn't dare to do anything, she stretched her neck angrily, as if she wanted to bite Xue Chen.

The fight was too intense.

However, just now Xue Chen said that someone hired Uncle Liu to throw funeral pots in the school?
"Stop arguing, isn't the old man harmless?" Grandma Liu sighed aside, and said to Uncle Liu: "Boss, take out the 5000 yuan, it is before your father dies, come home That gentleman gave it to you."

Grandma Liu sighed: "Split up with your two younger brothers, your father is not your own."

"What?" Not just me, everyone was stunned.

"Mom, why should I give it to them? My family threw the funeral basin, why should I give them the money?" Aunt Liu pointed her gun at Grandma Liu.

"What? You'll earn a lot of money, Dad!" The second and third child were all angry, and the second child picked up the collar of the eldest brother, "Yesterday, the first seven was burned, and you forced us to buy paper from you for Dad!" Burn, you have to touch the [-] cents. You are really good at it!"

I stared blankly at them, watching Grandma Liu weeping, talking about before Grandpa Liu died.

A Mr. Yin and Yang came to the house. He was very polite and wore gold-rimmed glasses. He seemed to be very educated. He gave Uncle Liu 5000 yuan and asked Uncle Liu to either throw the funeral basin at the clothing city or at the school.

I watched those grown-up brothers wrestle together, and suddenly felt that the world was so strange.

Uncle Liu and Aunt Liu actually knew that throwing a funeral pot at school was a crime, so they covered their homes with red curtains.

"Hehe," Xue Chen hugged his shoulders and watched the show, mocking and fanning the flames, "What are you going to do? Let me tell you one more thing? You charge the 5000 yuan, and your father..."

I immediately covered Xue Chen's mouth, because seeing Grandma Liu crying aside, she was very pitiful and a little worried.

"Why do you have so many children? What's the use?" Grandma Liu wiped her tears, choked up her sobs, "Old man, why didn't you take me away with you."

Indescribably pitiful.

"Grandma," I looked at Grandma Liu, unable to bear it in my heart, "Grandpa Liu said before leaving, let you be well and live a happy life, so he can rest assured that he is going to buy you a house and a home, and so on. When your Yangshou arrives, I will come to pick you up."

"Hmph, listen to her farting." Aunt Liu was exposed by Xue Chen just now, and now she is still angry, and she is so demonic, "Is there a ghost after a person dies?"

"Also," I didn't listen to what she said, and said to those who were fighting: "Grandpa Liu said, your ancestral grave has good geomantic omen, and your generation will produce a very rich businessman. He wondered, who of you Treat Granny Liu well, and he will choose whoever becomes rich."

"What a fart." Aunt Liu was still hugging her shoulders and spraying me.

But the three brothers stopped fighting each other, and all of them turned their heads to look at me.

"Well, there is one last thing," I said to Grandma Liu with a smile, "Grandpa said he loves you very much, and he has never had enough with you. He hid 200 yuan in the sole of his lazy shoe and asked you to take it out."

When I said this, Grandma Liu was taken aback, and everyone in the Liu family was also taken aback.

Grandma Liu hurriedly got off the kang, took out Grandpa Liu's loafers, rummaged through them, and found 200 yuan under the insole.

"Old man, woo woo woo..." Granny Liu hugged the pair of loafers and almost fainted from crying.

"Let's go," I didn't want to look at anyone anymore, so I talked about Xue Chen, it's time to go, I've said everything I need to say.

I hope Grandma Liu can live a peaceful old age, because Grandpa Liu is a good person.

After leaving Liu's house, Grandma Liu staggered after Xue Chen and me, and insisted on giving us the 200 yuan, saying it was a thank you fee.

I don't want it, Xue Chen said coldly, "I think it stinks."

"...This child." Grandma Liu was taken aback.

Now at 3 o'clock in the middle of the night, we walked around the intersection of Houshan, and Xue Chen was humming and hurting all over, insisting that I carry him.

"Are you a bear or not? Boys let girls carry it." At home, my brother always plays with me.

I said it was disgusting, but he seemed to be seriously injured, so I walked up the mountain with him on my back.

After walking a few steps, Xue Chen lay on my shoulder and suddenly cried...

"Why are you crying? Didn't we die?" I asked him hastily.

"I feel useless," he cried, "You said, our two lives, isn't it life? If the master didn't come today, he would have almost died. They still treat us like that. Why do we want to be Taoists?"

Yeah, I was very angry at the time too.

"You are a Taoist priest, and I am not a Taoist priest. I am a Yin person." I pouted and told him.

Isn't that true, when he ran on me back then, he already regarded me as his own?
"You'll be a Taoist priest when you go back." Xue Chen told me, wiping away tears.

(End of this chapter)