fox lure

Chapter 97

"It's not the time yet," Lao Huang's eyes became sharp after hearing this, "She's going to throw you into the cesspit?"

"That's right." I nodded, "Old Huang, although you have learned to swim, I have never swam in a cesspit. I don't know how the buoyancy is. Can you float up?"

"Then let's talk about it," Lao Huang squinted his eyes and pinched his fingers, "urine has a stronger gravity than water."

He looked at me in a blink of an eye, "My son, if you can swim, then the urine will definitely not drown you."

Me: "--(￣﹏￣)--"

I looked up to the sky, but was blocked by the roof, blocking my pathetic sight.

"Then the outsider, shall we take over?" I found that Lao Huang seldom went down the mountain to handle errands in person, and most of them told Xue Chen and me to go.

"I have to pick it up, I'm a disciple, don't you want to take a shower first?" Lao Huang rubbed his nose.

I nodded, and then I heard Lao Huang say lightly: "Guess for the teacher, most of his family's affairs are related to the Fengshui Yin House. Your second senior brother may not be useful, or it may not be as good. You can ask Huang Jiuxian."

"Huh?" I grinned.

"Go, go." Lao Huang waved his hand at me.

I went out of the house, went to the yard, and said to my uncle and aunt: "We will take care of this matter."

"Hey, little nun, you are so compassionate. When my daughter-in-law gets pregnant again, if she can give birth, I will burn a stick of incense for you~" The old aunt laughed, as if the big stone in her heart fell to the ground.

"Don't burn incense for me," I'm not dead yet...

Xue Sanbiao was upset, and gave me a hard look, "I'm not going to die with you."

"Then I'll go by myself."

But I had to take a shower first, and I went to the bathroom just as the Yangtze River had just finished mixing water for me.

Just like before, there is a snow lotus floating on the water, very beautiful.

"Yangtze River, don't pick flowers in the future, it's so troublesome." Changjiang is so old, he is 70 to [-] years old.

The top of Baishan Mountain is quite steep, and it snows in summer, so don't let him fall or something.

"Don't think that you don't have to do your homework when you go out to do errands this Saturday!" Changjiang sprayed on my forehead, "Let me tell you, if you score better than Cen Chunhong in the mid-term exam next month, see if I want you Life?"

Well, the old man started to spit on me: "Are you saying that you are wronged or not? The good soul is put on her body, and the luck has followed her. If you haven't passed her exam, you wait for me?"

"Ah, I see." I nodded vigorously. If I hadn't passed Cen Chunhong, I would have slapped myself.

Do not believe that evil! ~
When I said this, Changjiang was satisfied, and there seemed to be some relief in his old eyes.

"Yes, you are better than her."

After I finished taking a shower, all the uncles and aunts in the yard left, and Changjiang told them to wait for me in Baizhen tomorrow.

After that, I had nothing to do, so I went to Huangxian Temple with Xue Chen to burn incense.

San Biaozi said that he wouldn't go down the mountain with me tomorrow, but I actually think it's okay, lest he dance and explode and throw half his life into it.

According to what Lao Huang said, the house of the old uncle and the old aunt probably has a problem with the feng shui yin house, and it is not haunted, so maybe it is not dangerous.

Xue Sanbiao and I were offering incense in Huangxian Temple.

The Huangxian Temple sounds majestic, but in fact, it is as big as a doghouse.

The walls made of red bricks are only as high as my heart.

And I'm only a little over 1 meters tall.

In other words, Huangxian Temple is only one meter high.

About the same length and width as a kennel.

But I think it's more than enough for Huang Jiu to sneak in to avoid the wind and rain.

I just feel a little pitiful, he is a fairy at any rate, the temple is only that big, and the incense burners are placed outside the temple gate.

Xue Chen and I lit the incense, and arranged the roast chicken smoked from the Yangtze River and the fruits from the Taoist temple.

"Daxianer..." I pursed my lips, not knowing what to say?When I didn't know he was Huangxian earlier, I thought he was a ghost, but now I don't know what to say.

I don't know what to say?

I thought, he is a fairy after all, he looks about my age, but he must have lived much longer than me.

I just wanted to kneel down and kowtow, plus, I met Yinsha in Pingyin Peak before, and he saved me.

This time, he should have it~
But as soon as my knee was bent, suddenly my leg froze and I couldn't kneel down.

"Miss, you go back, I will accompany you tomorrow." Huang Jiu's voice was not so naughty anymore, it was flat, a bit like an adult's tone.

I'm not used to him talking like that.

"Xue Sanbiao, did you hear that?" I patted Xue Sanbiao on the shoulder.

That guy is drooling at the roast chicken right now.

He is hungry for everything every day.

"Hear what?" Obviously, he didn't hear anything.

I wondered in my heart, why would Huang Jiu 'go' with me tomorrow?

Thinking about this, Xue Chen and I were going back to the Taoist Temple. The Huangxian Temple is quite far away from the Fengyu Temple. When we went back, Xue Sanbiao complained to me, "You are just full, and you have nothing to do when you are idle. Go down the mountain and seek death."

"I don't want to die one day?"

"That's right." The ladies nodded, put their arms around my shoulders, and put the hearing aid into their ears with the other hand, "Hey, Jiang Erhu, can you call me senior brother? Call senior brother, senior brother will accompany you down the mountain tomorrow, save me you are afraid."

"Good idea~haha." I smiled and ran away.

Xue Chen was angry, and stomped behind my back: "Isn't this my senior brother for nothing? Huh?"

"Hey, Jiang Erhu, run slowly, how are you doing at school? Is the Cen family bothering you again? Tell me, I'll make a mess for his family~"

"Don't you." I closed the foot brake and stared at Xue Sanbiao in the dark, "Don't make Lao Huang angry, understand?"

"On the day I leave the school, Master's words, I'll be farting, who dares to provoke me?" Xue Sanbiao said fiercely, "Let him understand, Daoist Xue's ability~"

Since the incident at Pingyin Peak last time, Lao Huang was indeed a lot colder towards Xue Chen, although on the surface he was very indifferent to everyone.

However, he seemed to be cold to Xue Chen from the bottom of his heart.

I haven't watched Lao Huang teach Xue Chen any Taoism recently.

I was thinking, maybe Xue Chen will really be like Dai Yuemian when he grows up?

The same wickedness, the same insidiousness?

Thinking of this, I suddenly became excited, turned around and took Xue Chen's hand, "Second Senior Brother, you have grown up, so don't be like Dai Yuemian, you know?"

Dai Yuemian really screwed me up...

Xue Chen was taken aback, he was half a head taller than me, currently only 1.4 meters tall.

Nodding for a while, very serious, "Jiang Erhu, if you say that I look like Dai Yuemian, that's Mr. Mai Tai. Besides, I can't embarrass Master. When we grow up, we will go down the mountain together."

"Okay." I nodded.

I'm afraid that Lao Huang's 'prophecy' will come true, and Xue Chen will become a person like Dai Yuemian when he grows up.

Not for anything else, just because I want to see a young and handsome Taoist priest when I grow up, and I don’t want to see a young and bad sorcerer.

"Xue Chen, you've grown up to be handsome." We walked, and I asked Xue Chen, "Are you looking for several girlfriends?"

(End of this chapter)