This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 336 A Weak Rabbit Demon Can't Be Handled By A Small Man?
Xiaoyu looked around and found that the cracks on the wall were a bit excessive.

She gestured against the wall.

My own fist can be stuffed into the widest part of the crack.

And the cracks spread all the way to the ceiling like a spider web.

She asked cautiously: "Sister Xiaoxue, this crack... won't the house collapse?"

"rest assured!"

Xiaoxue said: "This is a villa area. Do you know what a villa area is? It is a place where people with status and status live in the world. The quality should be very good. Such a small crack won't collapse... right?"

While speaking, Long Xiaoxue's complexion suddenly changed, she looked outside suddenly, and said in a deep voice, "A martial arts master is here...Huh? Is it Xu Yang?"

The next moment, the doorbell rang.

Long Xiaoxue dodged to open the door, looked Xu Yang up and down, and said with a shocked expression: "Xu Yang...your cultivation level?"

Xu Yang walked into the house and said with a smile, "I have a sudden realization, and my cultivation has improved."

"!!!"

Long Xiaoxue closed the door and followed Xu Yang, her voice raised a little involuntarily, and said: "I know your ability to realize suddenly...but you came back home with a martial arts cultivation level that is not yet at the peak of the Heavenly Human Realm, why should I do that?" You're already in the mid-stage of the Celestial Phenomena Realm with just one meal?"

"Maybe it's because I have accumulated a lot."

Xu Yang came to the dry and wet separation area on the first floor, and said casually while washing his hands.

Accumulate...thick?

The corner of Long Xiaoxue's mouth twitched.

If I hadn't lived in Xu Yang's "Zifu Sea of ​​Knowledge" for a period of time, I would have almost believed it!
Damn old lady, when you first got into your Zifu Consciousness Sea, your physical body was only a little bit stronger than ordinary horizontal martial arts masters... It's only been less than 2 months since now, what the hell are you doing? To accumulate?
Xu Yang was too lazy to say more on this issue.

He had come to the dinner table and asked, "Where's the meal?"

"what……"

Long Xiaoxue was taken aback, looked at Xiaoyu and said, "Where's Xiaoyu's rice?"

Rabbit Xiaoyu: "..."

She was stunned for a moment, then turned around and ran into the kitchen, and immediately said in shock: "Sister Xiaoxue, is the power outage at our house? Why is the rice still raw?"

Long Xiaoxue rushed into the kitchen: "Ah... really!"

Xu Yang: "..."

He got up silently, walked into the kitchen, and then the corners of his mouth and eyelids twitched involuntarily.

Glanced at the rice cooker.

Xu Yang gritted his teeth and said, "The plug is not plugged in, where does the electricity come from?"

Long Xiaoxue grabbed the cord on the rice cooker and said, "It's plugged in..."

"........."

Oh shit!

"You're not plugged into an outlet, are you?"

Everyone in Xu Yang was paralyzed, pointing to the mess in the kitchen and the cracks on the wall: "Let's not care about the food... What's wrong with this kitchen?"

Long Xiaoxue: "Hahahaha...Xu Yang, let's eat first...Although the rice is not good, but I made fish...Eh...where is my fish?"

She reached into the hot pot and used two fingers to pinch out a complete "fish skeleton".

Looking at the "fish soup" that was still boiling in the pot, I belatedly said, "Damn it... all the fish fell into the pot?"

Xu Yang looked around again and asked, "Just this dish?"

Long Xiaoxue nodded embarrassingly.

My... Immeasurable Heavenly Venerate!
Xu Yang put his hand on his forehead, feeling a little dizzy.

Fuck you two monsters, there are probably only a handful of people in the world who are better than you... You two cook a meal, but the rice is not steamed, and after a whole afternoon, you made a fish and it fell apart?

That's it……

How can the kitchen become like this?
Xu Yang asked, and learned from Tu Xiaoyu that...

This fish was caught by Long Xiaoxue himself in the Yellow River.

The fish was still alive when it was thrown into the pot, but it jumped out immediately after being hit by the hot water. With quick eyesight and quick hands, he slapped the fish against the wall.

Xu Yang took a closer look and found that there was indeed a palm print on the cracked wall.

Rabbit Xiaoyu lowered her head, fiddled with the hem of her maid dress with both hands, and said like a mosquito: "Sir, don't blame... Xiaoyu was cooking for the first time, and she might have been a little flustered at the time, so she used all her strength when catching fish." A little bigger."

Without waiting for Xu Yang to speak, Long Xiaoxue suddenly said: "I know... the reason why this fish dang fell apart must be because the flesh that you photographed at that time was separated!"

"The wool is separated from the meat!"

Xu Yang roared: "This is obviously because it has been stewed for a long time, okay?"

Pulling Long Xiaoxue's maid outfit, Xu Yang asked: "And this clothes... where did you get it from?"

"It's a cook's outfit."

Long Xiaoxue glanced at Xu Yang with a look of "caring for the mentally retarded", and said speechlessly, "Don't you even know this? The women in the movie Sister Yun showed us wore it when they were cooking in the kitchen." ... Sister Yun specially ordered this online."

As she spoke, she raised her hips and chest muscles, and asked, "How is it? Does it look good?"

"........."

Ok!

It's really eye-catching.

Especially these two witches, a bunny girl and a little dragon girl, who look like a petite loli, but have a hot body, and paired with a maid outfit, they are simply "delicious".

With the situation at home like this, dinner must be impossible.

Xu Yang said: "Anyway, the villa won't collapse, so let's just throw it away...Come on, let's go out for dinner first."

One person and two monsters left the villa, and found a home-cooked noodle restaurant outside to have a meal.

"Little Snow."

"You don't have to worry about the kitchen. With my current understanding of the way of earthwork, I can fix the kitchen without doing it."

At the dinner table, Xu Yang said.

Long Xiaoxue said: "I'm not worried about it."

Xu Yang: "Then why did you only eat two bowls of noodles today?"

Long Xiaoxue burped, and said: "I don't have a very good appetite today... Besides, I'm a girl, don't all the girls in your world eat very little?"

Xiaoyu said weakly: "My sister already ate it when she went to catch fish in the Yellow River today..."

After dinner.

back home.

When Xu Yang came to the kitchen, he mobilized his magic power to mobilize the "earth power" between the heaven and the earth. In an instant, the whole body was filled with a halo of earthy yellow.

As this khaki halo fell on the wall, the originally cracked wall quickly returned to its original state.

"Wow!"

"Mister is amazing!"

Tu Xiaoyu praised from the side.

Long Xiaoxue folded her arms around her chest, and said with a sneer, "It's nothing more than a trick...Okay, I'm going to bed now!"

She yawned and went upstairs.

In the lobby on the first floor, only Xiaoyu and Xu Yang were left.

Xu Yang said: "Xiaoyu, you should rest earlier, and I will go back to my room."

He walked upstairs, Xiaoyu followed behind.

Xu Yang walked into the room, and Xiaoyu followed. She was dressed in a maid outfit, and said delicately: "Sir... Sister Yun asked me to take care of your daily necessities. If it doesn't fall down, if you don't... don't mess with it at night, you won't be able to sleep."

Say it.

He squatted down in front of Xu Yang.

Xu Yang: "Is this not good?...Ah...don't bite...yes, yes, that's it."

Tu Xiaoyu hesitated and said vaguely: "Sir, this is Xiaoyu's first time, and her skills are a little rusty. I hope the master will forgive me..."

What happened next is naturally difficult to describe in one word, so there is no need to repeat it.

Although Tu Xiaoyu is a big monster, but it is the first time after all, she was defeated very quickly, crying for help, "Sister Xue...help me, help me!"

Long Xiaoxue pushed the door and entered.

She blushed a little, but still sneered, and said, "Hmph, you ordinary monsters are just weak, even a small man can't handle it...Come on, let me see what Xu Yang is capable of!"

Tu Xiaoyu cried and said: "Sister, sir... sir, he is not small... he is very big!"

Long Xiaoxue joined the battle.

She was blowing loudly, but it was the first time, her performance was not even as good as that of Tu Xiaoyu, and it didn't take long for her to cry and beg for mercy.

"Snapped!"

Xu Yang patted his buttocks and cursed: "Are you still stubborn?"

"Humph!"

Long Xiaoxue said: "I changed into a human form, and my strength has dropped too much. If I transform into the main body, I will definitely kill you without leaving a piece of armor... How about trying?"

Xu Yang was so frightened that he begged for mercy, and quickly confessed.

…………

at the same time.

Longxi Li family, in the Patriarch's mansion.

Li Yihong, the newly appointed Patriarch of the Li family, sat on the main seat, and beside him were six middle-aged men with good temperament.

Li Yihong said: "Patriarchs... You must have received the news that you can come today!"

"Xu Yang is going to be the successor of the Celestial Master... This shows that Jingming Dao has won the Supreme Master Seal!"

"Then...the demise of Lushan Dao must have something to do with Xu Yang."

Li Yihong looked around and said: "Back then, a prince overwhelmed me in Daxia Jianghu... Now that Xu Yang was born, and the two of them are very close, if we continue to let him grow up, the future will definitely be me Enemy of Great Xia Jianghu!"

(End of this chapter)