Blessed girl from heaven: take the system to farm
Chapter 35 Intermittent Silly
Chapter 35 Intermittent Silly
Tao Tang's team lined up neatly by the side of the road. Those who led the horses led the horses, and those who escorted the people were very organized and disciplined. Tao Tang quickly got on the horse and glanced at the Mu Yunlian he was carrying in disgust. Turning around, he asked Mingyue calmly, "Mingyue, Zhou Tieniu said that you saved people in the back mountain, and your mother-in-law also said that you know medicine. Why, you know medicine?"
Mingyue felt that Tao Tang's subordinates looked like a trained army, and their aura was not something that ordinary officers could have. She was thinking about it, when she was suddenly asked, she replied smoothly: "I don't know medicine, I only know medicine."
After she finished speaking, she understood Tao Tang's meaning, and quickly added: "But I also know a little bit about the treatment of minor illnesses and pains. I can revive Mu Yunlian."
Mu Yunlian, there is a limit to pretending to be dizzy, you've played it, it just so happens that my aunt and I specialize in treating hypocrisy.
After Mingyue finished speaking, she came to Mu Yunlian, silently signaled the little brother who was carrying her to put him on the ground with her eyes, and then Mingyue stretched out her big slap, and pinched the lid tightly with her thick big fingers. Among the people of Mu Yunlian.
"what……"
Mu Yunlian, who was almost fainted from the pain, opened her eyes suddenly, tears came down, and screamed, her whole body twitched in pain.
Mingyue got up and clapped her hands, as if her hands were stained with dirty things, and gently rubbed her ears stimulated by the screams, she told her little brother beside her with a serious face, "Remember, if she walks in the If you faint on the way, you just pinch him like this, if one pinch doesn’t work, just two pinches, guarantee that no more than three pinches will wake him up, and you have to use force, don’t worry that she’s too weak to take it, it’s fine, pinch won’t hurt .”
"Thank you!" The little brother clasped his fists in solemn thanks.
The village head and the people of Wangjia Village stood on the side of the road watching all this. He looked at Tao Tang and then at Mingyue, and couldn't help praising him, "You are so young and promising! Become a pillar."
Mu Yunlian sat up and glanced viciously at Mingyue sideways, then raised her head and wailed at Tao Tang, "Master Tao, Mingyue is a poisonous woman, you can't be fooled by her, Wang Ba came to Wang's Village that day and was beaten by her." Her leg was crippled, she was being vicious, and County Magistrate Zhang didn't bother with her because she was a fool, but look, how did she behave like a fool today? She clearly used her stupidity as an excuse to do things that hurt nature and reason."
Zhang Biao, who was gagged, whimpered.When did Wang Ba get kicked by Mingyue, why didn't he know?
Tao Tang raised his hand, and the team that was about to set off immediately stopped after receiving the order.
The village head didn't expect that Mu Yunlian would struggle to the death.
Mingyue reacted quickly, and hugged Mu Yunkai beside her, hehehe laughed silly, "Master, the baby is hungry, go home and eat."
Mu Yunkai trembled violently, but he didn't push her away, allowing her to use herself as a prop to act there.
The old lady Mu felt a sudden chill and rushed directly to the top of her head, and there was a flower in front of her eyes.
Mu Yunhe and Mu Yuntian hurriedly supported the old lady from left to right, "Mother, mother, are you alright?"
The people around were instantly petrified, is this girl stupid again?
Miaoyuan's mouth twitched watching Mingyue's exaggerated acting skills.
Even the little hedgehog who stuck his head out of his sleeve curiously covered his eyes and ducked back, couldn't bear to look straight at it!
The village head's wife, Mrs. He, reacted quickly, smiled and waved to Tao Tang who was looking back, "My lord, you go slowly, our Mingyue is like this, good times and bad times, her mother is a miracle doctor, and she was treated like this when she was alive." There is no way for her to be sick, her mother said she is intermittently stupid, but she has been better recently, as long as no one provokes her, she is normal, besides, our Mingyue is very good even when we are sick, and we never cause trouble, don't worry, my lord !"
The spectators from other villages have already slipped away except for those who were arrested, and now this place is full of people from Wangjia Village. The women responded seamlessly after hearing the words: "Yes, Mingyue is very good, please Don't worry, my lord!"
A joke, the people of Wangjia Village have always been unanimous in the outside world. If Mingyue hadn't pre-determined the order of appearance today, the whole village would have been dispatched when Zhang Biao first arrived. Also, if the county magistrate was not there, As for Mu Yunlian, a vixen, they tore her up this morning.
He thought: Mingyue came early in the morning to discuss with the old man about dealing with Zhang Biao. At that time, the situation was urgent and she didn't have time to think about it, and she didn't have the opportunity to ask more questions. But now that she thinks about it carefully, how did she know that Zhang Biao would come?Could it be that her mother left some spies for her before she died?When I go back, I have to ask that girl carefully.
Mu Yunlian snarled, "You guys are colluding. When you get to the county government, Mr. Tao, you must send Wang Ba for questioning. He didn't come by himself that day. He has other witnesses."
Mingyue rolled her eyes silently.Hmph, if you have the ability, let Wang Ba come out to catch his breath!
Tao Tang coughed lightly, took a deep look at Mingyue and the women soldiers in Wangjiacun, and felt relieved. Then he asked someone to gag Mu Yunlian, and turned around to go on the road with confidence.
Chen Peng secretly patted his heart.It's okay, it's just being silly from time to time... No, you can't do business with her like this, right? !
I thought everything was over and everyone could go home and do what they should, when suddenly, there was a rush of hoofbeats.
Tao Tang, who had just walked ten steps away, reined in his horse when he heard the sound, and when he looked back, he saw four horses galloping towards them, billowing up smoke and dust all over the ground.
"Shut up!"
It turned out that the county magistrate arrived with the magistrate in a hurry.
In order to rush over in time, the magistrate only brought two guards, and the two hundred yamen servants assembled under his command were still running behind.
The magistrate was riding an old horse, and that horse's legs were trembling because it braked too hard.
Tao Tang didn't know what happened last night, he was taken aback when he saw that he was chased here by another magistrate just yesterday.
The county magistrate was also taken aback when he saw the master who was tied up and gagged by the roadside.
The prefect was also puzzled.
Zhao Er looked at them, then at the master who had been terrified into silence, stepped forward, first whispered a few words to Tao Tang, and then whispered to the magistrate what happened here this morning.
After sharing the news, Tao Tang and the magistrate were stunned.
Tao Tang didn't get off his horse, and immediately bowed his hands to the prefect and said: "My lord, please move to the county office, let's go back and discuss in detail."
The magistrate nodded and was about to say yes, when suddenly the horse under his crotch fell to the ground with a plop, foaming at the mouth and rolling his eyes.
Tao Tang reacted quickly, and before the magistrate fell off the horse, he jumped in front of the magistrate like an arrow, grabbed him and led him to a safe place next to him.
Awesome!
Although the hero saves the beauty has become the hero saves the uncle, it is also very cool. Mingyue, who is holding Mu Yunkai and acting, is dumbfounded.
Tao Tang looked at Mingyue and was about to say, can't you treat animals?He hurriedly showed the horse, but he saw Mingyue standing there blankly, almost drooling.
Tao Tang helped his forehead.Fake fool, this scene is too real, with me, you don't need it!
Miaoyuan coughed lightly, stepped forward and patted Mingyue's shoulder, then touched her forehead, and put on a posture like casting a spell, taking the opportunity to block Tao Tang's eyes from looking at Mingyue, and lightly reminded, "Mingyue, don't let go Open, Mu Yunkai is about to be strangled to death by you, you can be fine after I cast a spell, Tao Tang seems to be looking for you for something."
Mingyue let go of her hand embarrassingly, and seeing that Mu Yunkai's complexion was "extraordinarily rosy" because of her own reasons, she hurriedly gave him a pat on the back.
Seeing that Mingyue was recovering, Mrs. Mu was relieved, her head was not dizzy and her eyes were not blurry.But, Mingyue, can you stop talking so nasty when you get sick in the future? !
Ming Yue handed Mu Yunkai to Miao Yuan, stepped forward a few steps, raised her head and asked Tao Tang, "My lord, do you need me?"
Tao Tang felt that Miaoyuan could go to the opera with Mingyue, and they performed a full set, which was really thoughtful.
"Can you help to see what happened to that horse? See if it can be saved."
Seeing that the magistrate was puzzled, Tao Tang explained: "This little woman knows medicine and often treats small animals. It is not an exaggeration to say that she is a veterinarian. She is intermittently stupid. When she is good, she is like a normal person. Just now The suspect was rescued."
The magistrate thought: You might as well not explain, I am even more dizzy by what you said.Intermittent silly?Isn't it a disease of the brain?Can a mentally ill veterinarian treat a suspect?How unlucky that suspect was!
While they were talking, Mingyue had finished checking, stood up and said to Tao Tang: "My lord, this horse is tired. It must have run too fast and didn't rest well before it fell down. I can cure it. But even if it is cured in a short period of time, it cannot be allowed to travel long distances and run wildly, at least ten days and a half months."
The magistrate was very excited when he saw the dying old man, he selectively forgot that Mingyue was a fool, he only knew that this veterinarian could save his old man.
"Cure it quickly, the old man will be rewarded for curing it."
The magistrate is over fifty years old, and this old man spent the past ten years with him on the battlefield, and their relationship is very unusual.
"it is good!"
After Mingyue responded, she turned around and took out a small porcelain bottle from her sleeve, poured the liquid inside into the horse's mouth, and asked Xiaomeng to communicate with the old horse and comfort it.
Next, is the moment to witness the miracle!
Everyone didn't know what kind of fairy water Mingyue gave the horse to drink, but the horse lying on the ground stood up immediately, neighed happily, and rubbed Mingyue's hand with the horse's head.
Everyone seemed to have been pressed the pause button for three seconds, and they all opened their mouths in surprise and didn't know what to say.
The magistrate was very excited, his eyes were moist, he stepped forward and touched the old horse's neck affectionately, "Little Moonlight, you can just talk to me in the backyard from now on, I will never ride you again, we have to obey the old man !"
He turned his head to look at Mingyue gratefully, and asked, "Girl, how much do you want? Is 100 taels enough?"
The people in Wangjia Village opened their mouths a little wider.What?Give so much?
Mingyue smiled slightly, "My lord, it's not that expensive, but you can't make me lose money, just give me one tael of money for the medicine."
In fact, she didn't tell the truth just now, the horse suffered from heatstroke, and what she drank for the horse was the supreme version of Huoxiangzhengqi water made by her with a special formula given by Xiaomeng, and the right medicine is guaranteed to cure the disease!
The mouths of the people in Wangjia Village opened up a little more.What?Why so little?
"My lord, go slowly!" Mingyue took the silver and waved off the two adults.
The people in Wangjia Village looked at the one tael of silver in Mingyue's hand, and following Mingyue's waving movements, their eyeballs kept swaying from side to side, feeling that it was a loss in their hearts!
(End of this chapter)
Tao Tang's team lined up neatly by the side of the road. Those who led the horses led the horses, and those who escorted the people were very organized and disciplined. Tao Tang quickly got on the horse and glanced at the Mu Yunlian he was carrying in disgust. Turning around, he asked Mingyue calmly, "Mingyue, Zhou Tieniu said that you saved people in the back mountain, and your mother-in-law also said that you know medicine. Why, you know medicine?"
Mingyue felt that Tao Tang's subordinates looked like a trained army, and their aura was not something that ordinary officers could have. She was thinking about it, when she was suddenly asked, she replied smoothly: "I don't know medicine, I only know medicine."
After she finished speaking, she understood Tao Tang's meaning, and quickly added: "But I also know a little bit about the treatment of minor illnesses and pains. I can revive Mu Yunlian."
Mu Yunlian, there is a limit to pretending to be dizzy, you've played it, it just so happens that my aunt and I specialize in treating hypocrisy.
After Mingyue finished speaking, she came to Mu Yunlian, silently signaled the little brother who was carrying her to put him on the ground with her eyes, and then Mingyue stretched out her big slap, and pinched the lid tightly with her thick big fingers. Among the people of Mu Yunlian.
"what……"
Mu Yunlian, who was almost fainted from the pain, opened her eyes suddenly, tears came down, and screamed, her whole body twitched in pain.
Mingyue got up and clapped her hands, as if her hands were stained with dirty things, and gently rubbed her ears stimulated by the screams, she told her little brother beside her with a serious face, "Remember, if she walks in the If you faint on the way, you just pinch him like this, if one pinch doesn’t work, just two pinches, guarantee that no more than three pinches will wake him up, and you have to use force, don’t worry that she’s too weak to take it, it’s fine, pinch won’t hurt .”
"Thank you!" The little brother clasped his fists in solemn thanks.
The village head and the people of Wangjia Village stood on the side of the road watching all this. He looked at Tao Tang and then at Mingyue, and couldn't help praising him, "You are so young and promising! Become a pillar."
Mu Yunlian sat up and glanced viciously at Mingyue sideways, then raised her head and wailed at Tao Tang, "Master Tao, Mingyue is a poisonous woman, you can't be fooled by her, Wang Ba came to Wang's Village that day and was beaten by her." Her leg was crippled, she was being vicious, and County Magistrate Zhang didn't bother with her because she was a fool, but look, how did she behave like a fool today? She clearly used her stupidity as an excuse to do things that hurt nature and reason."
Zhang Biao, who was gagged, whimpered.When did Wang Ba get kicked by Mingyue, why didn't he know?
Tao Tang raised his hand, and the team that was about to set off immediately stopped after receiving the order.
The village head didn't expect that Mu Yunlian would struggle to the death.
Mingyue reacted quickly, and hugged Mu Yunkai beside her, hehehe laughed silly, "Master, the baby is hungry, go home and eat."
Mu Yunkai trembled violently, but he didn't push her away, allowing her to use herself as a prop to act there.
The old lady Mu felt a sudden chill and rushed directly to the top of her head, and there was a flower in front of her eyes.
Mu Yunhe and Mu Yuntian hurriedly supported the old lady from left to right, "Mother, mother, are you alright?"
The people around were instantly petrified, is this girl stupid again?
Miaoyuan's mouth twitched watching Mingyue's exaggerated acting skills.
Even the little hedgehog who stuck his head out of his sleeve curiously covered his eyes and ducked back, couldn't bear to look straight at it!
The village head's wife, Mrs. He, reacted quickly, smiled and waved to Tao Tang who was looking back, "My lord, you go slowly, our Mingyue is like this, good times and bad times, her mother is a miracle doctor, and she was treated like this when she was alive." There is no way for her to be sick, her mother said she is intermittently stupid, but she has been better recently, as long as no one provokes her, she is normal, besides, our Mingyue is very good even when we are sick, and we never cause trouble, don't worry, my lord !"
The spectators from other villages have already slipped away except for those who were arrested, and now this place is full of people from Wangjia Village. The women responded seamlessly after hearing the words: "Yes, Mingyue is very good, please Don't worry, my lord!"
A joke, the people of Wangjia Village have always been unanimous in the outside world. If Mingyue hadn't pre-determined the order of appearance today, the whole village would have been dispatched when Zhang Biao first arrived. Also, if the county magistrate was not there, As for Mu Yunlian, a vixen, they tore her up this morning.
He thought: Mingyue came early in the morning to discuss with the old man about dealing with Zhang Biao. At that time, the situation was urgent and she didn't have time to think about it, and she didn't have the opportunity to ask more questions. But now that she thinks about it carefully, how did she know that Zhang Biao would come?Could it be that her mother left some spies for her before she died?When I go back, I have to ask that girl carefully.
Mu Yunlian snarled, "You guys are colluding. When you get to the county government, Mr. Tao, you must send Wang Ba for questioning. He didn't come by himself that day. He has other witnesses."
Mingyue rolled her eyes silently.Hmph, if you have the ability, let Wang Ba come out to catch his breath!
Tao Tang coughed lightly, took a deep look at Mingyue and the women soldiers in Wangjiacun, and felt relieved. Then he asked someone to gag Mu Yunlian, and turned around to go on the road with confidence.
Chen Peng secretly patted his heart.It's okay, it's just being silly from time to time... No, you can't do business with her like this, right? !
I thought everything was over and everyone could go home and do what they should, when suddenly, there was a rush of hoofbeats.
Tao Tang, who had just walked ten steps away, reined in his horse when he heard the sound, and when he looked back, he saw four horses galloping towards them, billowing up smoke and dust all over the ground.
"Shut up!"
It turned out that the county magistrate arrived with the magistrate in a hurry.
In order to rush over in time, the magistrate only brought two guards, and the two hundred yamen servants assembled under his command were still running behind.
The magistrate was riding an old horse, and that horse's legs were trembling because it braked too hard.
Tao Tang didn't know what happened last night, he was taken aback when he saw that he was chased here by another magistrate just yesterday.
The county magistrate was also taken aback when he saw the master who was tied up and gagged by the roadside.
The prefect was also puzzled.
Zhao Er looked at them, then at the master who had been terrified into silence, stepped forward, first whispered a few words to Tao Tang, and then whispered to the magistrate what happened here this morning.
After sharing the news, Tao Tang and the magistrate were stunned.
Tao Tang didn't get off his horse, and immediately bowed his hands to the prefect and said: "My lord, please move to the county office, let's go back and discuss in detail."
The magistrate nodded and was about to say yes, when suddenly the horse under his crotch fell to the ground with a plop, foaming at the mouth and rolling his eyes.
Tao Tang reacted quickly, and before the magistrate fell off the horse, he jumped in front of the magistrate like an arrow, grabbed him and led him to a safe place next to him.
Awesome!
Although the hero saves the beauty has become the hero saves the uncle, it is also very cool. Mingyue, who is holding Mu Yunkai and acting, is dumbfounded.
Tao Tang looked at Mingyue and was about to say, can't you treat animals?He hurriedly showed the horse, but he saw Mingyue standing there blankly, almost drooling.
Tao Tang helped his forehead.Fake fool, this scene is too real, with me, you don't need it!
Miaoyuan coughed lightly, stepped forward and patted Mingyue's shoulder, then touched her forehead, and put on a posture like casting a spell, taking the opportunity to block Tao Tang's eyes from looking at Mingyue, and lightly reminded, "Mingyue, don't let go Open, Mu Yunkai is about to be strangled to death by you, you can be fine after I cast a spell, Tao Tang seems to be looking for you for something."
Mingyue let go of her hand embarrassingly, and seeing that Mu Yunkai's complexion was "extraordinarily rosy" because of her own reasons, she hurriedly gave him a pat on the back.
Seeing that Mingyue was recovering, Mrs. Mu was relieved, her head was not dizzy and her eyes were not blurry.But, Mingyue, can you stop talking so nasty when you get sick in the future? !
Ming Yue handed Mu Yunkai to Miao Yuan, stepped forward a few steps, raised her head and asked Tao Tang, "My lord, do you need me?"
Tao Tang felt that Miaoyuan could go to the opera with Mingyue, and they performed a full set, which was really thoughtful.
"Can you help to see what happened to that horse? See if it can be saved."
Seeing that the magistrate was puzzled, Tao Tang explained: "This little woman knows medicine and often treats small animals. It is not an exaggeration to say that she is a veterinarian. She is intermittently stupid. When she is good, she is like a normal person. Just now The suspect was rescued."
The magistrate thought: You might as well not explain, I am even more dizzy by what you said.Intermittent silly?Isn't it a disease of the brain?Can a mentally ill veterinarian treat a suspect?How unlucky that suspect was!
While they were talking, Mingyue had finished checking, stood up and said to Tao Tang: "My lord, this horse is tired. It must have run too fast and didn't rest well before it fell down. I can cure it. But even if it is cured in a short period of time, it cannot be allowed to travel long distances and run wildly, at least ten days and a half months."
The magistrate was very excited when he saw the dying old man, he selectively forgot that Mingyue was a fool, he only knew that this veterinarian could save his old man.
"Cure it quickly, the old man will be rewarded for curing it."
The magistrate is over fifty years old, and this old man spent the past ten years with him on the battlefield, and their relationship is very unusual.
"it is good!"
After Mingyue responded, she turned around and took out a small porcelain bottle from her sleeve, poured the liquid inside into the horse's mouth, and asked Xiaomeng to communicate with the old horse and comfort it.
Next, is the moment to witness the miracle!
Everyone didn't know what kind of fairy water Mingyue gave the horse to drink, but the horse lying on the ground stood up immediately, neighed happily, and rubbed Mingyue's hand with the horse's head.
Everyone seemed to have been pressed the pause button for three seconds, and they all opened their mouths in surprise and didn't know what to say.
The magistrate was very excited, his eyes were moist, he stepped forward and touched the old horse's neck affectionately, "Little Moonlight, you can just talk to me in the backyard from now on, I will never ride you again, we have to obey the old man !"
He turned his head to look at Mingyue gratefully, and asked, "Girl, how much do you want? Is 100 taels enough?"
The people in Wangjia Village opened their mouths a little wider.What?Give so much?
Mingyue smiled slightly, "My lord, it's not that expensive, but you can't make me lose money, just give me one tael of money for the medicine."
In fact, she didn't tell the truth just now, the horse suffered from heatstroke, and what she drank for the horse was the supreme version of Huoxiangzhengqi water made by her with a special formula given by Xiaomeng, and the right medicine is guaranteed to cure the disease!
The mouths of the people in Wangjia Village opened up a little more.What?Why so little?
"My lord, go slowly!" Mingyue took the silver and waved off the two adults.
The people in Wangjia Village looked at the one tael of silver in Mingyue's hand, and following Mingyue's waving movements, their eyeballs kept swaying from side to side, feeling that it was a loss in their hearts!
(End of this chapter)
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