Weird coming?Fortunately, I am the King of Hades
Chapter 151 Young Sister-in-Law
Chapter 151 Young Sister-in-Law
"No, this round doesn't count, I haven't played this kind of game before."
The little boy cheated.
Yelling.
Who the hell has seen a marble bounce off several meters away?
This is simply cheating.
Unexpectedly, Shen Jian shrugged and said: "Well, this technique is really too difficult for you, it's normal if you haven't seen it before, then I will give you another chance."
The little boy was overjoyed.
This human being is a fool, and he doesn't understand the rules of supernatural games at all.
Otherwise, he will never be given a second chance.
That being the case, then show your real strength.
The little boy picked up the marbles carefully.
Controlling the strength of the throw, the marble rolled down and slowly landed in the pothole.
"Hehehe, Uncle, I went straight into the cave, and you lost."
The little boy smiled sinisterly.
"Who said that?"
The little boy continued to smile: "Uncle, the rule of the pinball game is to be the one whose pinball goes into the hole first. Now that my pinball has entered the hole, even you, uncle, will throw it in. As long as I make a move in the next round, I will put your pinball into the pit." If the balls fly, you still have to lose."
"I said it all, you are too happy too soon."
Shen Jian said.
Flicking again with the fingers, the marbles also shot out, and there was even a sound of breaking through the air, and the whistling hurricane flew out.
boom.
The highly lasing marbles collide with the stopped marbles, which burst immediately.
Shen Jian's marbles spun a dozen times and then stopped firmly in the pit.
little boy:! ! !
How can it be like this?
He was completely bewildered.
This is another play that he never imagined.
He lost.
The little boy backed away subconsciously.
next moment.
A cattail fan stretched out with a big hand.
Grasping the little boy's wrist, Shen Jian turned around and stared straight at him, with a strong smile on his face:
"Kid, you lost, what is the punishment for this game?"
The little boy was startled at first, then his expression became gloomy, and he said in a strange tone, hoarsely: "Punishment is death, uncle, do you want to punish me? Come on, grab my neck, use your best Killed me cruelly."
talking.
He also showed his neck very proudly.
A little boy grins and asks you to kill him, putting his neck in front of you.
When most people encounter this kind of situation, they will probably be frightened and turn around and run away.
Even if the ghost hunter came, he had to weigh three points and think about whether there was some kind of spiritual trap hidden in it.
But Shen Jian was different.
He was stunned for a moment.
Then he took out a blood-stained hammer from his body.
[Strange thing-a blood-stained hammer. 】
[Introduction: It used to be the most proud weapon of the mourning ghost. The weapon was stained with his wife's flesh and blood. It has a huge damage bonus to ghosts. If you hit the head hard, the damage is doubled. 】
[Note: This hammer is also called Skull Crushing Hammer. 】
Clang for a moment.
The hammer hit the ground.
There are some flesh and blood corpses faintly and cruelly on it.
It's hard not to care about the number of bones that died under this hammer.
"Strangling the neck is too gentle. I think it's better to kill you with a hammer. What do you think, kid?"
Shen Jian raised the sledgehammer and laughed strangely.
Coupled with his windbreaker that looks like a white coat, he looks like a doctor in a madhouse.
little boy:! ! ?
He was a little flustered.
There seems to be something wrong with this human.
And that hammer, so big, where the hell did you pull it out?
Shouldn't I meet a lunatic today?
The little boy was thinking.
Shen Jian had already straightened his head.
fixed under the hammer.
At the same time, the voice said strangely: "Little friend, stand still, let's play a little game to see if you will die if I drop it."
talking.
Shen Jian had already raised the hammer in his hand with a smirk.
Hold your head high.
About to drop it.
"Ah ah ah ah."
The little boy fell apart.
Rolling his eyes, he fell straight.
"Hey, is this the end?"
Shen Jian was a little disappointed.
Mental quality is not good.
There is a way to be scary, but if their identities are reversed, their performance is a little better than that of humans.
Can't help but play.
Do it all.
Shen Jian turned his head and looked at Xiao Xuenv with a stiff face, "You see, I played a game with this kid, but unfortunately he can't afford it."
Little Snow Maiden: ...
Are you humans like this?
How could a normal ghost afford it!
She was a little afraid of Shen Jian's actions just now, for fear that after killing the little boy, it would be her turn next.
woohoo.
Humans are really scary.
"You too, watch carefully and study hard. The first thing I'll teach you is that there are two levels of terror in ghosts: depressed and active. Under normal circumstances, the mind of a ghost is not so clear, and it has been in a depressed state for many years. It needs to trigger the law of killing or suffer a major trauma to enter the active state, and in this state, the ghost can be considered a complete ghost."
Little Snow Maiden: ...
Unconsciously.
It seems that I have come across some terrible news.
And what use does it do you for a ghost to enter its active state?
wrong.
and many more.
Xiao Xuenv's eyes widened suddenly.
"Why are you telling me this?"
"I'll teach you to become a ghost exorcist master."
Little Snow Girl:? ? ?
Would you like to hear what you are saying?
At this time.
A group of laughter came.
Five or six children ran over playing around.
And discovered the situation of the little boy for the first time.
The companion fell to the ground, and the doctor on the opposite side was holding a hammer, which was stained with blood clots.
Their eyes widened.
Immediately came up with the result.
"This human killed Goudan."
A little fat man shouted, his pupils were piercing pale white, and he was holding a little hand that had been gnawed to pieces.
"Goudan is our friend, we want to avenge him."
"Brother Goudan, you died so badly."
"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"."
a time.
The crying continued.
Shen Jian came over and argued: "I'm also the corpse of Goudan just discovered. This hammer is the murder weapon. I will look for the murderer together with you."
"..."
A child couldn't help but said: "Uncle, we are children, but don't treat us like idiots."
"He's looking down on us."
"Dog, you really take children for fools."
Seeing Shen Jian insulting people's IQ like this, the children around were not happy.
At this time.
Shen Jian frowned again and said: "Well, Goudan actually committed suicide, and I can't stop it."
"Uncle, is the dog egg letting you hold the hammer, and then he hit your hammer to kill this kind of suicide?"
Shen Jian was surprised: "Yes, that's it. He just hit my hammer, but he doesn't know what's wrong."
The children around were silent.
There is something in my heart that seems to be blurted out.
But when it came to his mouth, he found that his speechless mood at the moment was too pale to describe in any language.
"Don't talk nonsense with him, this uncle is shameless."
"The cruelest way is to torture him to death little by little."
"Wait until he turns into a ghost, and torture him again."
A moment of silence.
A group of children showed ferocious expressions one after another, and rushed forward suddenly.
Shen Jian sighed.
Skull Crusher is too bloody.
So Shen Jian took out the mourning stick again.
Without seven wolves, we can only make do with it.
Bang bang bang.
Shen Jian swung the mourning stick, one child at a time.
Do it all.
Shen Jian returned to Xiao Xuenv's side contentedly.
He kicked the fallen body again.
"All your little friends were buried for you, why don't you get up and cry?"
Little boy Goudan: ...
In Shen Jian's sharper eyes.
Goudan opened his eyes cautiously.
Take it easy immediately.
"Uncle, I was wrong."
"Oh, what's wrong with you?"
Goudan: ...
My mistake was that I didn't run away immediately after seeing you, a Gouba human being, so that I lost my face.
fortunately.
The friends who saw this scene were all arrested.
His image was not damaged.
As for the friends.
Love can't help.
But the words come to the mouth.
Goudan said with a sneer: "Uncle, don't catch me, I can take you to my house, and my mother treats you to something delicious."
Shen Jian raised his eyebrows.
"How old is your mother?"
Goudan: ...
He was stunned.
When a normal person encounters this situation, shouldn't he decline or accept it?
What does it mean to ask how old is my mother?
But under Shen Jian's pretentious power, he still said weakly: "I don't know, but my mother is quite young, and she is called a village flower in these ten miles and eight villages."
"very good."
Shen Jian took the mourning stick back.
He smiled and said, "I'm going to your house for dinner tonight, so go back and talk about it, don't reveal your secrets."
Goudan nodded desperately.
All the way back home.
Xiao Xuenv also came over at this time: "In the information on the deserted village you mentioned earlier, isn't Goudan the child of my brother's family?"
Shen Jian nodded.
This little boy is one of the six main NPCs in the deserted village dungeon.
According to the data, the key to the deserted village dungeon lies in the attitudes of the two children. As long as the attitudes of the children are good enough, the attitudes of the two families will not change.
If the child is disgusted with the player, the dungeon will enter the difficulty of hell, and the six ghosts will always think about tearing up the human beings in front of them.
But one would be unhappy if he didn't play games with him, one would kill the player if he won, and would be unhappy if he lost, and if he chose to let the player strangle his child, his attitude could not be friendly at all.
Because of this, even Samsung players overturned and left the copy in embarrassment.
Shen Jian thought about it.
Sure enough, children need to be educated.
After a lesson, everything will be fine.
talking room.
The two have also entered the villa.
This is a self-built villa with a guard yard, and a wall was erected in the middle to separate the two houses.
Shen Jian knocked on the door.
Soon a woman came to answer the door.
He looked to be in his thirties and wore a wide apron.
As Goudan said, her mother is indeed still young, and she is worthy of the title of Village Flower.
Even a wide apron can't hide the uneven figure.
Just leaving the country without makeup can also show a good foundation. If you put on a dress, you will be called a seductive fox in the village.
Seeing the two, the woman showed a slight smile in her eyes, and deliberately put on a vigilant expression: "You are friends with Goudan, I have heard him say that you want to come to my place for dinner, Come in, the food will be ready soon."
"Then sister-in-law, we will interrupt."
Shen Jian smiled and said,
"I don't know how delicious my sister-in-law's... rice is."
(End of this chapter)
"No, this round doesn't count, I haven't played this kind of game before."
The little boy cheated.
Yelling.
Who the hell has seen a marble bounce off several meters away?
This is simply cheating.
Unexpectedly, Shen Jian shrugged and said: "Well, this technique is really too difficult for you, it's normal if you haven't seen it before, then I will give you another chance."
The little boy was overjoyed.
This human being is a fool, and he doesn't understand the rules of supernatural games at all.
Otherwise, he will never be given a second chance.
That being the case, then show your real strength.
The little boy picked up the marbles carefully.
Controlling the strength of the throw, the marble rolled down and slowly landed in the pothole.
"Hehehe, Uncle, I went straight into the cave, and you lost."
The little boy smiled sinisterly.
"Who said that?"
The little boy continued to smile: "Uncle, the rule of the pinball game is to be the one whose pinball goes into the hole first. Now that my pinball has entered the hole, even you, uncle, will throw it in. As long as I make a move in the next round, I will put your pinball into the pit." If the balls fly, you still have to lose."
"I said it all, you are too happy too soon."
Shen Jian said.
Flicking again with the fingers, the marbles also shot out, and there was even a sound of breaking through the air, and the whistling hurricane flew out.
boom.
The highly lasing marbles collide with the stopped marbles, which burst immediately.
Shen Jian's marbles spun a dozen times and then stopped firmly in the pit.
little boy:! ! !
How can it be like this?
He was completely bewildered.
This is another play that he never imagined.
He lost.
The little boy backed away subconsciously.
next moment.
A cattail fan stretched out with a big hand.
Grasping the little boy's wrist, Shen Jian turned around and stared straight at him, with a strong smile on his face:
"Kid, you lost, what is the punishment for this game?"
The little boy was startled at first, then his expression became gloomy, and he said in a strange tone, hoarsely: "Punishment is death, uncle, do you want to punish me? Come on, grab my neck, use your best Killed me cruelly."
talking.
He also showed his neck very proudly.
A little boy grins and asks you to kill him, putting his neck in front of you.
When most people encounter this kind of situation, they will probably be frightened and turn around and run away.
Even if the ghost hunter came, he had to weigh three points and think about whether there was some kind of spiritual trap hidden in it.
But Shen Jian was different.
He was stunned for a moment.
Then he took out a blood-stained hammer from his body.
[Strange thing-a blood-stained hammer. 】
[Introduction: It used to be the most proud weapon of the mourning ghost. The weapon was stained with his wife's flesh and blood. It has a huge damage bonus to ghosts. If you hit the head hard, the damage is doubled. 】
[Note: This hammer is also called Skull Crushing Hammer. 】
Clang for a moment.
The hammer hit the ground.
There are some flesh and blood corpses faintly and cruelly on it.
It's hard not to care about the number of bones that died under this hammer.
"Strangling the neck is too gentle. I think it's better to kill you with a hammer. What do you think, kid?"
Shen Jian raised the sledgehammer and laughed strangely.
Coupled with his windbreaker that looks like a white coat, he looks like a doctor in a madhouse.
little boy:! ! ?
He was a little flustered.
There seems to be something wrong with this human.
And that hammer, so big, where the hell did you pull it out?
Shouldn't I meet a lunatic today?
The little boy was thinking.
Shen Jian had already straightened his head.
fixed under the hammer.
At the same time, the voice said strangely: "Little friend, stand still, let's play a little game to see if you will die if I drop it."
talking.
Shen Jian had already raised the hammer in his hand with a smirk.
Hold your head high.
About to drop it.
"Ah ah ah ah."
The little boy fell apart.
Rolling his eyes, he fell straight.
"Hey, is this the end?"
Shen Jian was a little disappointed.
Mental quality is not good.
There is a way to be scary, but if their identities are reversed, their performance is a little better than that of humans.
Can't help but play.
Do it all.
Shen Jian turned his head and looked at Xiao Xuenv with a stiff face, "You see, I played a game with this kid, but unfortunately he can't afford it."
Little Snow Maiden: ...
Are you humans like this?
How could a normal ghost afford it!
She was a little afraid of Shen Jian's actions just now, for fear that after killing the little boy, it would be her turn next.
woohoo.
Humans are really scary.
"You too, watch carefully and study hard. The first thing I'll teach you is that there are two levels of terror in ghosts: depressed and active. Under normal circumstances, the mind of a ghost is not so clear, and it has been in a depressed state for many years. It needs to trigger the law of killing or suffer a major trauma to enter the active state, and in this state, the ghost can be considered a complete ghost."
Little Snow Maiden: ...
Unconsciously.
It seems that I have come across some terrible news.
And what use does it do you for a ghost to enter its active state?
wrong.
and many more.
Xiao Xuenv's eyes widened suddenly.
"Why are you telling me this?"
"I'll teach you to become a ghost exorcist master."
Little Snow Girl:? ? ?
Would you like to hear what you are saying?
At this time.
A group of laughter came.
Five or six children ran over playing around.
And discovered the situation of the little boy for the first time.
The companion fell to the ground, and the doctor on the opposite side was holding a hammer, which was stained with blood clots.
Their eyes widened.
Immediately came up with the result.
"This human killed Goudan."
A little fat man shouted, his pupils were piercing pale white, and he was holding a little hand that had been gnawed to pieces.
"Goudan is our friend, we want to avenge him."
"Brother Goudan, you died so badly."
"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"."
a time.
The crying continued.
Shen Jian came over and argued: "I'm also the corpse of Goudan just discovered. This hammer is the murder weapon. I will look for the murderer together with you."
"..."
A child couldn't help but said: "Uncle, we are children, but don't treat us like idiots."
"He's looking down on us."
"Dog, you really take children for fools."
Seeing Shen Jian insulting people's IQ like this, the children around were not happy.
At this time.
Shen Jian frowned again and said: "Well, Goudan actually committed suicide, and I can't stop it."
"Uncle, is the dog egg letting you hold the hammer, and then he hit your hammer to kill this kind of suicide?"
Shen Jian was surprised: "Yes, that's it. He just hit my hammer, but he doesn't know what's wrong."
The children around were silent.
There is something in my heart that seems to be blurted out.
But when it came to his mouth, he found that his speechless mood at the moment was too pale to describe in any language.
"Don't talk nonsense with him, this uncle is shameless."
"The cruelest way is to torture him to death little by little."
"Wait until he turns into a ghost, and torture him again."
A moment of silence.
A group of children showed ferocious expressions one after another, and rushed forward suddenly.
Shen Jian sighed.
Skull Crusher is too bloody.
So Shen Jian took out the mourning stick again.
Without seven wolves, we can only make do with it.
Bang bang bang.
Shen Jian swung the mourning stick, one child at a time.
Do it all.
Shen Jian returned to Xiao Xuenv's side contentedly.
He kicked the fallen body again.
"All your little friends were buried for you, why don't you get up and cry?"
Little boy Goudan: ...
In Shen Jian's sharper eyes.
Goudan opened his eyes cautiously.
Take it easy immediately.
"Uncle, I was wrong."
"Oh, what's wrong with you?"
Goudan: ...
My mistake was that I didn't run away immediately after seeing you, a Gouba human being, so that I lost my face.
fortunately.
The friends who saw this scene were all arrested.
His image was not damaged.
As for the friends.
Love can't help.
But the words come to the mouth.
Goudan said with a sneer: "Uncle, don't catch me, I can take you to my house, and my mother treats you to something delicious."
Shen Jian raised his eyebrows.
"How old is your mother?"
Goudan: ...
He was stunned.
When a normal person encounters this situation, shouldn't he decline or accept it?
What does it mean to ask how old is my mother?
But under Shen Jian's pretentious power, he still said weakly: "I don't know, but my mother is quite young, and she is called a village flower in these ten miles and eight villages."
"very good."
Shen Jian took the mourning stick back.
He smiled and said, "I'm going to your house for dinner tonight, so go back and talk about it, don't reveal your secrets."
Goudan nodded desperately.
All the way back home.
Xiao Xuenv also came over at this time: "In the information on the deserted village you mentioned earlier, isn't Goudan the child of my brother's family?"
Shen Jian nodded.
This little boy is one of the six main NPCs in the deserted village dungeon.
According to the data, the key to the deserted village dungeon lies in the attitudes of the two children. As long as the attitudes of the children are good enough, the attitudes of the two families will not change.
If the child is disgusted with the player, the dungeon will enter the difficulty of hell, and the six ghosts will always think about tearing up the human beings in front of them.
But one would be unhappy if he didn't play games with him, one would kill the player if he won, and would be unhappy if he lost, and if he chose to let the player strangle his child, his attitude could not be friendly at all.
Because of this, even Samsung players overturned and left the copy in embarrassment.
Shen Jian thought about it.
Sure enough, children need to be educated.
After a lesson, everything will be fine.
talking room.
The two have also entered the villa.
This is a self-built villa with a guard yard, and a wall was erected in the middle to separate the two houses.
Shen Jian knocked on the door.
Soon a woman came to answer the door.
He looked to be in his thirties and wore a wide apron.
As Goudan said, her mother is indeed still young, and she is worthy of the title of Village Flower.
Even a wide apron can't hide the uneven figure.
Just leaving the country without makeup can also show a good foundation. If you put on a dress, you will be called a seductive fox in the village.
Seeing the two, the woman showed a slight smile in her eyes, and deliberately put on a vigilant expression: "You are friends with Goudan, I have heard him say that you want to come to my place for dinner, Come in, the food will be ready soon."
"Then sister-in-law, we will interrupt."
Shen Jian smiled and said,
"I don't know how delicious my sister-in-law's... rice is."
(End of this chapter)
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