Weird coming?Fortunately, I am the King of Hades

Chapter 196 Do you think I look like a human or a ghost?
Loess Road.

It was pitch black in the distance.

A figure came slowly.

With a hunchback and thin body, she seemed to be an old woman, with blood oozing out constantly under the cover of her clothes.

And her head is not on her neck, but held in her hands.

Infiltrating yes.

She clearly held her own head, but kept shouting.

"My head...my head...give me back..."

The old woman looked around, her eyes full of resentment, it seemed that she didn't just want to get her head back, but wanted more heads.

When she passed a wasteland.

A gloomy voice suddenly sounded:

"Old man, old man~"

"Give me back your head...give me your head..."

The old woman was taken aback.

this.

How come the more I hear it, the more something is wrong.

Exchange my head...for you?

This tortoise is more or less out of the blue.

She raised her head and looked around, and when she turned to the left, she saw a beam of light flickering in the thick straw.

Take a closer look.

Under the light, a man's face was hidden abruptly.

Hey!
what the hell.

The old woman was shocked.

The opponent's entire body was hidden in the straw, except for a human face, with eyes wide open. At night, it was illuminated by the light, like a human head placed there, very penetrating.

But soon.

The old man smiled, and said darkly, "Turtle boy, do you want my head?"

Said a few steps and walked over, brought the bloody head with gray pupils at the fracture, and brought it close to the other party.

The pupils of the human face in the straw dilated slowly.

The smile on the corner of the old woman's mouth became more intense.

Judging from her scary experience in most of her life, the other party was frightened.

This is a human instinct when faced with fear.

next moment.

With a light hand.

The owner of that face snatched her head, and soon got into the dense straw field, and ran away very sharply.

The old lady still kept holding her hands.

I froze in place for a while.

Just when he wanted to catch up, he suddenly found that the induction between himself and the head was cut off.

She panicked immediately.

Rushing into the field, searching frantically, but found nothing.

After a while.

A really terribly shrill voice resounded here.

"My head! My head!"

……

the other side.

In a pile of straw, a figure shouted in a low voice: "Quick, I've snatched it, cover up quickly."

Ancient Instructor: ...

They dare not be careless.

He took out a blood-stained yellow talisman and stuck it on the head.

The head with wide-eyed eyes suddenly fell into a deep sleep.

"It's done."

then.

The old woman's miserable screams followed.

"This yellow talisman is very useful."

Shen Jian took a look, slightly surprised.

Because the style of this yellow talisman was exactly the one he had seen several times before. Just by sticking it on the player, it could cover up the aura of a living person and make people fall into a deep sleep. Now it could even cover up the aura of a ghost.

"If you need it, I can give you a few. This yellow talisman can be regarded as the biggest consumable in my magic city branch. It was obtained in a zombie dungeon, and there are still a lot left. It has the aura to cover up the living. The effect of suppressing the ghost."

"But... can I ask you a question?"

Instructor Gu paused.

He hesitated and said, "Why are you so proficient in this kind of thing?"

After Shen Jian took the head, he took out a black plastic bag from his body, put the head in it, and pinned it to his waist.

Their lips twitched.

Put your head on the belt of your trousers, dare to be superficial.

However, this kind of thing feels like a pervert no matter how you look at it.

For a while, the ancient instructor re-examined the Yin God of the Underworld who was suspected to be the City God of the Underworld.

If you follow him, you won't teach a group of perverts.

He became deeply concerned.

After all, the behavior of snatching the head from a ghost and pinning it to the waist is really not comparable to normal people.

He winked at the photographer who was shooting, as if to say: This paragraph is not counted, cut it off.

The cameraman made an OK gesture.

Shen Jian was noncommittal.

He could see that the ghost had a strength close to the red-clothed level, but because it had been frighteningly slow all the year round, it hadn't even brought out a third of its Yin Qi level, so he naturally had to cheer up the other party.

But when the words come to the lips, the meaning changes.

Shen Jian said: "I am a player, and I am also a ghost slayer. Even a ghost slayer can control ghosts. I collect a few ghosts to play with. Is this normal?"

Ah this...

Can the ghost hunter still explain it like this?

The ancient instructor hesitated to speak.

"However, we are shooting with positive energy to make material for the future members of Daxia Longque to learn. Wouldn't this way of exorcising ghosts be too good?"

Shen Jian shook his head, patted the instructor Gu on the shoulder, and said solemnly: "What a feat the Buddha used to cut meat to feed the eagles?"

"I am feeding ghosts every other day today, and I am imitating it. Why is this not positively educational?"

Ancient Instructor: ...

The corner of his mouth twitched.

If it was feasible, why would he cut off this paragraph.

However, Shen Jian's actions today are not only dangerous, but the possibility of never returning is too high.

If everyone followed this way of dying, the Great Xia Dragon Sparrow would have no new strength long ago.

and.

When other Buddhas cut their flesh, they cut their own flesh.

If you cut off the head, this is cutting off someone else's head.

"Forget it, maybe there is still a chance to film his normal customs clearance process, and I don't care about missing this one."

The ancient instructor thought so.

……

in the fields.

A large piece of straw was destroyed, accompanied by the mournful wailing of the headless old lady. Compared with her weak cry before, it can be heard that she is a little emotional now.

The voice is also louder.

Because this time, her head was really gone.

Shen Jian's dozen or so people had already walked out of the wasteland and officially entered the village.

Although Sujia Village is a small village, it is not desolate. Not to mention the houses are all covered with white tiles.

At this time.

One of the members of Daxia Longque said: "There are more than 100 households in Sujia Village, all of whom are named Su, and the most terrifying one is the village head's family. When I completed the mission, I passed by the village head's house once. I took a look inside and was almost killed, it is definitely a ghost above the red-clothed level, and it is not an ordinary red-clothed level."

Shen Jian looked over.

This is a rather young player, ID is [Fangyuan], level 23.

From the description, it can be heard that he is the player who brought out the special copy invitation letter.

"After I finished the task, I got permission to stay at the villager's house. I'll take you there."

Fang Yuan said.

When you come to a dirt road.

Shen Jian, the ancient instructor stopped in his tracks.

Everyone was surprised.

They all became alert.

It was very late at this point.

The surroundings seemed so quiet that when they stopped, you could hear their breathing if you listened carefully.

Fang Yuan was also taken aback.

Look ahead.

With the help of the faint moonlight, one can faintly see a small figure walking out of the weed pile in the distance.

The location is just in the shadow, so people can't see its whole picture clearly, only a vague figure can be seen.

It seemed to be an old man.

A little short in stature.

There was a lifeless shroud on his body.

Stand there straight.

"What's going on? This road is obviously safe."

Fang Yuan reacted.

Ahead is a ghost blocking the way.

But when he was doing the task before, he had walked this road countless times, and he had never seen a situation where a ghost blocked the road.

This is the first time.

"After all, it's a three-star dungeon, so the difficulty is naturally different from your two-star dungeon, revealing a greater horror."

Instructor Gu was not surprised.

Sujia Village is a three-star dungeon difficulty, how could it be the same as what Fang Yuan saw before, as the game starts, the real horror of this ghost village will surface little by little.

Just like the village chief's family that Fang Yuan mentioned before, that is definitely the scariest place.

And on the first seven days, they might have to deal with real red-clothed ghosts.

If it is not very good, it will definitely be the end of the group.

conversation room.

The short figure in the weeds in the distance spoke.

A hoarse and deep voice came:

"People in front, do you think I look like a human or a ghost?"

It's not loud.

But in this dead and silent village.

But it seemed that the voice was extremely loud, echoing in everyone's heart.

The players were terrified.

This is... Huang Pizi asking for a seal?

This familiar sentence was unknown to everyone present.

Like a human, or like a fairy, this is the most classic sentence in Huang Pizi's petition.

If the answer is like a human.

Huang Pizi will receive the fate of all spirits, and he will only be an adult for a lifetime. Once his Taoism is gone, he will be able to walk upright like a human from now on, but he will not be able to become a fairy.

Then Huang Pizi will definitely feel resentment in his heart and take revenge on this person for the rest of his life.

If the answer is like cents.

Huang Pizi will be canonized by the luck of all spirits and is expected to become a fairy.

But this is not necessarily a good thing for people.

If Huang Pizi successfully becomes a fairy, then everything will be fine.

If you can't become a fairy, apart from attracting Huang Pizi's revenge, you will also have bad luck because of some kind of borrowed luck, and at worst, you will have bad luck for a lifetime, and you will lose your children and grandchildren.

This is also the reason why, in the Northeast rumors, when Huang Pizi asked for a seal, everyone's expressions changed.

Because no answer is right.

And now...

They seem to have encountered a similar situation when they first entered the village.

But it is not Huang Pizi who is asking for seal, but a ghost.

Like a human, or like a ghost?
Everyone looks.

The short figure had stepped out of the shadows.

It was a short old man wearing a shroud.

There were spots all over his body, and his face was pale.

With a sinister smile.

There is no doubt that this is definitely a ghost.

How should I answer?

The answer is like a human, which is clearly a ghost. If it is deceived, the ghost may directly launch a spiritual attack.

The answer is like a ghost. That ghost kills people. Is there anything to say?
The two answers seemed to trigger Li Gui's law of killing.

this moment.

The whole place was dead silent.

"The person in front of me, do you think I look like a human or a ghost?"

The yellow-skinned ghost spoke again.

The footsteps are a few steps closer.

This time, everyone saw it more clearly.

The old man seemed to have just crawled out of the cemetery, his body was covered with mud, and there was a rotten breath exuding from his whole body.

It seemed that under the shroud was a highly decomposed corpse.

With the voice of the yellow-skinned ghost sounded again.

That moment.

Shen Jian blurted out subconsciously, I think you look like a little lolita with blond hair, animal ears and white silk.

Fortunately.

He swallowed the urge back.

Speaking of this, his title of "Yan Luo" should become abnormal.

then.

Shen Jian tilted his head and opened his mouth to the yellow-skinned ghost: "Abaa abaa."

Yellow-skinned ghost:? ? ?

Instructor Gu's eyes widened:! ! !

Crowd: ...

Doubt appeared on the yellow-skinned ghost's face.

Meet the dumb?
now.

Shen Jian gestured to the yellow-skinned ghost, as if in sign language, and pointed to his mouth:
"Aba aba aba, ah! Ba! Ah!! Ba~"

It seemed to be responding to Huang Pizi's question.

Yellow-skinned ghost: ...

He's a little sore.

blanched.

What are you gesticulating? I have never learned sign language, dumb language.

He never imagined that one day he would get stuck in the law of killing because he couldn't understand the other party's gestures.

Nonsence.

He spat hard on the ground in his heart, it's really bad luck.

On the first order, I met a mute.

Had he known that he would encounter this situation, he should have taught himself sign language.

Miscalculation.

Simply.

The yellow-skinned ghost no longer looked at Shen Jian, but at Fangyuan.

"People in front, do you think I look like a human or a ghost?"

The hoarse voice sounded again.

His figure was approaching within ten meters, and a pair of pale dead pupils seemed to emit green light, just looking at it made people feel creepy.
next second.

Fang Yuan spoke.

"Waibi Waibi, Waibi Babu?"

Yellow-skinned ghost:? ? ?

what's the situation?
Another mute?
There is no school for the deaf nearby.

How lucky was he to meet two mutes in a row.

a time.

Shen Jian, the two dumb people around him began to make gestures from time to time, making sloppy gestures to Aba from time to time.

The yellow-skinned ghost saw the corners of his mouth twitching.

I kept saying silently in my heart: Don't be angry, don't be angry, why are so many people always dumb?

As long as he completes today's killing target, he will leave work.

Don't accept this bird spirit.

then.

He looked at the ancient instructor.

"People in front, do you think I look like a human or a ghost?"

Ancient Instructor: ...

His education did not support him to do such a thing.

However, looking at Shen Jian who was winking in front of him, and then at the expectant yellow-skinned ghost, Instructor Gu finally gave up his face and said shyly, "A...ba, a...ba... .”

Yellow-skinned ghost:? ? ? ? ? ?
(d)
Stuttering and dumb?
He vomited blood.

Why did I meet three strange things today.

He still doesn't believe in this evil.

The yellow-skinned ghost is in a hurry.

Continue to ask: "The person in front of you..."

"Abba?"

"The people in front..."

"Ah?"

"Front……"

"bar?"

After questioning 20 mutes one after another, Huang Pigui saw that there was no love in life.

It really happened that the school for the deaf was over.

unlucky.

He looked at the person in front of him with resentment, turned around and left.

at this time.

"Abba."

Shen Jian shouted loudly.

Called the yellow-skinned ghost back.

"Turtle boy, what are you doing?"

The yellow-skinned ghost subconsciously made a sound.

next second.

His eyes lit up.
In sight, the dumb young man who first uttered "Abaaaba" took out his mobile phone, opened Baidu Translate, typed a line, and clicked to pronounce it.

Immediately.

A synthetic female voice came out.

"Sorry, I'm a mute, I can't speak, I will use my mobile phone to translate into voice to answer you."

Yellow-skinned ghost:? ? ?

His eyes widened.

This operation, he can't fix it.

He turned around.

I fell into deep thought.

Having been born and raised in Sujia Village for so many years, although he knew that the outside world was changing with each passing day, he never thought that he could still be granted title like this.

and.

The other party answered this.

Then should he kill the young man in front of him, or kill the person who answered the question?
For the first time, the yellow-skinned ghost discovered that he was actually caught in a philosophical problem.

But the law of killing has already been triggered. If this does not attack a person, he feels uncomfortable all over, so he said: "The person in front, do you think I look like a human, or a ghost?"

Shen Jian typed a line and clicked the voice:
"You're going to add in front, Hey Siri."

Yellow-skinned ghost:?

"Hey Siri, do you think I look like a human or a ghost?"

"I think you look like a 150 cm tall, tsundere white-haired cat loli with three bows on your head."

A clear artificial voice sounded.

Yellow-skinned ghost:? ? ?

He looked dull.

Suddenly stunned.

"laugh."

At this time.

He suddenly caught a glimpse of a pleasant smile on the corner of the mouth of the human holding the mobile phone.

The yellow-skinned ghost was taken aback.

Suddenly reacted.

The short stature suddenly erupted with terrifying supernatural powers.

His face sank even more.

"Are you kidding me?"

"No, I actually want to ask, if I answer like this, can you become a white-haired loli?"

"Change you?"

The yellow-skinned ghost was furious.

Damn.

This human being is damned.

His pants were all cheated.

but.

Since the phone answered, he answered it as a human being.

Although the bull's head is wrong.

But barely, it can be regarded as triggering the law of killing.

Even if he is desperately trying to reopen, he will also fight with this human being.

"Human, you are courting death!"

The yellow-skinned ghost growled.

A pair of rotten hands stretched out from the shroud, and strangled Shen Jian's neck.

Snapped.

There was a crisp squeaking sound.

"I can't change it and ask, isn't this suspected of fraud? I hate fraudsters like you the most in my life."

Shen Jian grabbed the yellow skin ghost by the collar.

One after another, the big mouths were slapped away.

He didn't let go of it until the other party's eyes no longer had any rebellious temperament.

"Would you like to ask again next time?"

"Don't ask, don't ask."

"That's good. Go in by yourself, lest I slap you again."

Shen Jian dropped the soul binding bag.

Signal the yellow-skinned ghost to get in by himself.

Yellow-skinned ghost:? ? ?

Too much.

I am also a...

Before he finished his mental journey, Shen Jian raised his palm again.

The yellow-skinned ghost got in humiliated.

boom!
Shen Jian kicked it over again, cursing and saying: "Will it be tied up after opening the bag? Do you need me to teach you this kind of thing?"

Yellow-skinned ghost: ...

I will endure.

He reached out and tied the mouth of the bag.

Shrunk back again.

Fangyuan: ...

Ancient Instructor: ...

Crowd: ...

So you can deal with this ghost.

Then what were you doing in front of you?
play ghosts! ?
Thinking of this.

The ancient instructor's eyes changed.

This underworld city god has a really bad personality.

It wouldn't be a wrong decision for him to invite Shen Jian to be the mentor.

No.

This section also needs to be deleted.

(End of this chapter)