Girl, take it easy

Chapter 133 I Don't Want It (4000 words)
Chen Lu needs to be cautious when attacking the cave.

Although it is said that there are three chances in the Dongfu Realm, it is basically a one-shot decision.

The first time it failed, the next few times it was basically sent.

These days, Chen Lu went to the Zangshu Pavilion of Zhenyun Division to carefully study the correct posture for promotion to the Dongfu Realm.

Then I asked Xiao Rui and some other team leaders what preparations they had made when they stormed into the cave.

In the end, Chen Lu came to the conclusion that there is no conclusion.
Because these township envoys were promoted to the Dongfu state in all kinds of ways.

Some people say that if you take Dongfu Dan before going to bed, you will be in the Dongfu realm when you wake up.

There are also people who take Dongfu Dan and go to the brothel to play songs, and the next morning they will be in the Dongfu realm.

Some people even started running non-stop after eating the Dongfu Pill, and after running ten kilometers, they reached the Dongfu Realm.

Therefore, there is no specific formula for advancing to the Dongfu realm.

It seems like everything is random.
As for when to take it, it seems that there is not much emphasis.

Whatever you want.

Wait until the day you think you can take it, basically you can eat it.

If you really want to be picky, then choose an auspicious day...

However, a solid foundation can definitely increase the probability of being promoted to Dongfu Realm.

So in the past few months of practice, Chen Lu has been more diligent than before.

Then Chen Lu thought.

Cultivation as a monk is a process that surpasses the heavens and the earth.

And the catastrophe at each stage of practice is the test given to you by the Dao.

Because if you want to obtain higher strength, you must go through some hardships.

So Chen Lu thought.

When you advance to the Dongfu Realm, you must respect the Dao.

So ever.

Chen Lu spent fifty middle-grade spirit stones, and invited a monk who was good at geomantic exploration in Zhenyun Department, and asked him to choose a geomantic treasure land for himself.

After that, Chen Lu put a big incense burner here again.

Then Chen Lu fixed the heads of chickens, ducks, pigs, cattle and sheep.

Not only that, Chen Lu would go to do good deeds and accumulate virtue after he was tired from practicing every day, and even a passing dog could eat a bun from Chen Lu.

Fifteen days before the end of the Dongfu Realm holiday, Chen Lu felt that his foundation was almost done.

It's time to choose a good day and auspicious day to advance!

【Ding】

But when he woke up one morning, three days before the auspicious day he had chosen, the system sounded.

【Daily task distribution】

[The host is also requested to take the Dongfu Pill today and try to advance to the Dongfu Realm. 】

[Successful promotion to Dongfu Realm: 1. Five-day lifespan 2. Spiritual vein improvement pill. 】

[Failure to promote to the Dongfu realm: 1. Seven-day lifespan 2. Heavenly ghost method (heavenly-ranked skill). 】

【Heavenly ghost method (heavenly-level exercise): Are you distressed by your failure in promotion?Are you desperate for life and stand on the roof?Are you shivering because of the strong wind on the roof?

God damn it!
A skill that only ghosts can practice!

do not be afraid!
Go!Shout!
So what if it's a ghost?

Who says ghosts can't climb the avenue?
Who said that those who stand in the light are considered real monks! 】

After reading this day's introduction to the ghost method, Chen Lu was taken aback.

Good guy, a heavenly skill!

This is the skill that I have to see the sky for the first time!

But the price is not being human anymore
For a while, Chen Lu didn't know whether it was because the system was too considerate, and it had already prepared the exercises for me after "changing jobs", or the system was deliberately tempting me to fail and let me change jobs to ghost cultivation.

snort!It is impossible to be a ghost cultivator, and it is impossible to be a ghost cultivator in this life.

Chen Lu made up his mind, and he will attack the Dongfu Realm today.

There is still a subsistence allowance for hitting the Dongfu Realm today, but it may not be there in the future.

Not to mention that I refreshed the "Lingmai Improvement Pill" that I had been thinking about today.

Chen Lu came to the Fengshui treasure land on the outskirts of Pingyang City that had been prepared long ago.

Qinglian and Sasa also followed.

Zhang Jie hugged a tomcat, and while looking at Chen Lu in the middle of the open space, he nervously patted the tomcat's ass.

Xiao Rui and Sun Da were also very nervous.

They naturally hope that Chen Lu will be promoted successfully.

As for "I am afraid that my brother will live a hard life, and I am also afraid that my brother will drive Luhu" there is no such thing.

Chen Lu was his brother who was born and died, so what good would it do him if Chen Lu failed?
On the contrary, Chen Lu's life is getting better and better, and he can also support himself in the future.

Not only they came, Bai Sai and Tian Qi also came.

The main reason was that they all felt that Chen Lu was an unusual kid, and that he might be able to give him some surprises.

After taking a bath and changing into clothes, Chen Lu walked in front of the incense burner, arranged chickens, ducks, pigs, cattle and sheep on the altar, lit cigarettes, and bowed to the sky three times, just like worshiping heaven and earth.

"Is it necessary to be so grand when eating a Dongfu pill?" Bai Sai asked.

"I don't know either." Tian Qi shook his head.

"I feel that today, the boy's promotion to the Dongfu is against the heavens and the earth, and the master of the heavens feels it."

For the next two sticks of incense, Chen Lu was chanting prayers.

Bai Sai and the others were numb.

Are you still promoted or not?
Isn't it just eating a Dongfu pill?
Why is it so complicated to open your mouth and swallow?
After another stick of incense, finally, the prayer was finished.

Chen Lu sat on a golden table.

There are two characters on each side of the table.

Left: The promotion is successful and smooth.

On the right: Thanks to God for good fortune.

Finally, Chen Lu carefully took out the Dongfu Pill from his trouser pocket.

Dongfu Dan is packed in a brocade box of golden nanmu.

Opening the box, Chen Lu squeezed the Dongfu Pill, opened his mouth, and ate it in one gulp.

With a bang, Dongfu Pill entered his stomach.

One breath, two breaths, three breaths
Ten full breaths of time passed.

Chen Lu was still sitting on the high platform, nothing changed at all.

"Is this a failure?" Qing Lian softly asked Sa Sa beside her.

"seems like it."

Sasa nodded.

Sasa remembered that when he was promoted to the cave state, his body would burst out with a great ripple of spiritual power, and then the surrounding spiritual power would quickly restrain itself, and the spiritual sea would open up into a cave.

But right now, nothing is happening, i.e. failing.
But this failure is too complete, right?How could there be no movement at all?
"It seems to have failed." Bai Sai shook his head, feeling sorry for the young man.

"Maybe it's God's will." Tian Qi also sighed.

The cave state is a difficulty that every monk must go through!
Regardless of whether the spiritual root is good or bad, there is a great possibility of failure.

It can only be said that Chen Lu has no destiny.

As for Chen Lu, Chen Lu didn't know what outsiders thought.

Chen Lu just knew that his spiritual sea was constantly expanding into a huge cave.

Chen Lu didn't know how big other people's caves were, but Chen Lu felt that his own cave was a big flat!

"Boom!"

Just when Bai Sai and the others thought that Chen Lu had failed in the promotion, all of a sudden, in the originally extremely clear sky, dark clouds covered the sky, and thunder and lightning flashed.

"This is? Thunder Tribulation?!"

Bai Sai and the others were shocked!
Thunder Tribulation is the existence of the condensed spiritual power between heaven and earth.

In ancient times, when one was promoted to the Dongfu Realm, there was indeed a Thunder Tribulation.

But after ancient times, the spiritual power between the heaven and the earth was thin, and now, the two highest realms have been lost.

When the Furnace Building Realm crosses the Calamity and enters the Cave Mansion Realm, logically speaking, there shouldn't be a Thunder Tribulation!
But now it actually appeared!
"Boom!"

A thunderbolt struck towards the center of Chen Lu!

"Yi Yi Ya Ya Ya"

Still immersed in his spacious cave, Chen Lu, who didn't know anything about what was going on outside, was suddenly electrocuted and let out a "babbling" cry.

Even Chen Lu was shocked to the bone a lot.

"Chen Lu."

Qinglian was so frightened that she ran over.

But Sa Sa immediately grabbed Qing Lian: "Sister Qing Lian, you can't go over, Brother Chen is going through a catastrophe!"

"But what if Chen Lu was electrocuted to death?" Qing Lian looked at Chen Lu nervously.

Sa Sa explained: "But if Sister Qinglian passes by, something will happen to Sister Qinglian, and according to ancient records, Sister Qinglian will make the Heavenly Tribulation even more powerful."

"." Hearing the second half of the sentence, he might have harmed Chen Lu in the past, so Qinglian restrained himself.

The thunder tribulation lasted for ten breaths in total, and after ten breaths, Chen Lu's entire body was pitch black.

Chen Lu felt something was slashing at him, and the pain was excruciating.

It's like being electrocuted by Pikachu with [-] volts.

But Chen Lu could clearly feel it.

That is, his cave was tempered to become stronger, even golden!

"chi la. chi la"

The thunder calamity in the sky seemed to be peeing endlessly, and it shocked Chen Lu a few times at every turn, until Chen Lu felt his body go numb.
The dark clouds finally dissipated, Lei Jie disappeared, and Chen Lu opened his eyes.

Qinglian hurried over.

Seeing Chen Lu being electrocuted, Qinglian didn't know where to touch him for a while.

"Go back, write a report on this matter, and write it directly to the Queen Mother, and then remember not to spread the matter of today, and tell them all about it."

Bessie turned and left.

All town transportation departments at all levels have the right to directly submit a letter to the emperor, but it just depends on the seriousness of the matter.

It seems that this kind of thunder catastrophe in the cave state has appeared for the first time in ten thousand years, and it can be reported directly to the emperor, but now Empress Dowager Lan is in charge, so it is reported to Empress Dowager Lan.

"Yes!" Tian Qi nodded.

Sasa and the others hurried down the hillside to celebrate for Chen Lu, Tian Qi gave Chen Lu some pills to repair his injuries, and told them not to tell the story.

Xiao Rui and the others don't know what it means for the catastrophe to come in the cave, but this matter is so important that they must not say it.

After Chen Lu returned home, he took the elixir given by Tian Qi, and Sasa also prepared a medicinal bath.

"kimoji"

Chen Lu lay naked in it, feeling that every pore of his body was open.

Then black mud was pulled out from the pores continuously.

A large bucket of medicated bath water became extremely thick.

At this time, Qinglian and Sasa had already prepared another barrel of medicinal bath, and Chen Lu switched between the two barrels.

In the fifth barrel, the scorched skin on Chen Lu's body also began to peel off, and the new skin was as smooth as an egg.

It wasn't until the sixth barrel that Chen Lu was thoroughly washed.

Putting on clean clothes, Chen Lu walked out of the bathroom, feeling refreshed and extremely comfortable.

Sasa's eyes lit up when she looked at Chen Lu.

At this time, Chen Lu's appearance has risen to a higher level.

But Qing Lian didn't feel anything, Chen Lu was still Chen Lu.

Chen Lu felt the majestic spiritual power in his body.

With one thought, the spiritual power from the heaven and the earth merged into his body, nourishing his body.

From today onwards, Chen Lu can eat bigu.

But monks generally don't eat grains, but eat spiritual food. The so-called spiritual food is the flesh and blood of monsters. The flesh and blood of monsters are rich in spiritual power, and the flesh and blood of some monster races are also acceptable.

Eating spiritual food can nourish your body and improve your realm.

After reaching the Dongfu Realm, Chen Lu can also fly against the wind.

I no longer have to step on the left foot on the right foot.

This is really too expensive.

The only usefulness of ascending to the sky is Shunpo.
But Chen Lu felt that he had reached the Sea Viewing Realm the most, and Shunpo would also be eliminated.

In other words, Chen Lu felt that his realm had caught up, but apart from the Ten Fire Saber Technique, he couldn't keep up with some body skills and some auxiliary skills.

To put it simply, I am short of resources.

But don't worry, after all, I have just reached the cave state.

"Having said that, from today onwards, I will be a legendary monk in the cave realm."

Chen Lu felt good with his hands behind his back.

From today on, I can barely be regarded as a fairy.

Chen Lu was looking forward to it. He was looking forward to a mission to hang up the monster and beat him.

And after this promotion, Chen Lu got a Root Bone Improvement Pill.

Chen Lu thought for a while, and planned to give Qing Lian this bone improvement pill.

Although I really want to eat this root bone improvement pill, but Qinglian root bone is really not good, and the speed of practice is like a turtle crawling.

If things go on like this, let alone the Dongfu state, Qinglian's upper limit may not be the Qi training state.

The difference between Qing Lian's arrival at Qi training stage is that, compared to the weak one before, he can beat three strong men
"Qinglian, eat this."

Chen Lu took out a pill, but didn't say what it was.

But Qinglian looked at this elixir crystal clear, exuding a very comfortable and longing breath, Qinglian knew that this elixir was very precious.

"I won't eat." Qinglian shook her head.

"It's useless. This elixir can improve the bones a little. I still have a lot." Chen Lu stuffed the elixir near her mouth, "Open your mouth and hold it."

"do not want!"

Qinglian patted Chen Lu's big hand.

"I don't believe it, Chen Lu, you must be lying to me! This elixir must be very expensive, I won't take it."

"Why don't you eat this?" Chen Lu laughed angrily, "Don't you want to improve your cultivation speed by leaps and bounds?"

"I don't want to." Qinglian shook her head.

"Why not?" Chen Lu asked.

"Because you gave me expensive things to eat, but you didn't eat them yourself.

So I don't want to. "

(End of this chapter)