Girl, take it easy

Chapter 162 Or I'll Break Your Leg

"Yes, I have a younger sister, named Lanxue, who is betrothed to you, how about it?"

Empress Lan nodded and said with a smile.

"Lanxue?"

Three question marks appeared on Chen Lu's forehead.

Chen Lu met Lan Xue.

I have to say that Lanxue is a great beauty!

She is simply the youthful version of Empress Lan!
Just imagine, I have already missed Queen Mother Lan's girlhood.

If he and Lan Xue get married, it is equivalent to enjoying the 20-year-old pure girlhood of the Empress Dowager Lan, and then can enjoy the 30-year-old mature charm period.

Isn't this blood money?
But soon, Chen Lu dismissed his bad idea.

Something is wrong!
So wrong!
Even if I made a lot of credits in this case, the credits are not so great that the Queen Mother betrothed her sister to him.

Lanxue is one of the two precious daughters of the Northern Wilderness Wang Lanwu!

Who is the Northern Wilderness King?But he is the most powerful king of the opposite sex who controls the three continents of the Qian Kingdom.

And Lan Xue is a well-known female general among the Northern Wilderness Cavalry.

Not to mention in ancient times, even in the modern era of Blue Starfish, one must pay attention to being a good match.

The other party just betrothed her sister to herself?

Is this really not a joke?

Does your father, the Northern Wilderness King, know?

"His Royal Highness, this...is not very good," Chen Lu said tactfully.

"There's nothing too bad, and you don't have to feel anything strange."

Lan Ye looked at Chen Lu's misty appearance, and felt a little cute.

"You don't know, your father had a friendship with Ben Gong's father for a while.

So at that time, Bengong and His Majesty chose to live in your home for a private visit, mainly because they wanted to see you.

Besides, when you were still in your mother's womb, your father once betrothed you to a child marriage.

And this baby kiss is between you and Lan Xue.

You were supposed to marry Lan Xue in the first place.

It's the same even if I don't grant marriage.

From now on, we are a family, you should call me sister. "

"."

Chen Lu was even more confused.

No, I need to figure it out.

My father once knew the King of the Northern Wilderness?
Not only that, but also set a marriage contract for me?
Ah, what the hell is my father doing?
How afraid that I can't find a wife?
By the way, does the King of the Northern Wilderness know that I also have engagements with other women?
Should not know?

if you know
He should be hacked to death by the Northern Wilderness King.
In this era, with multiple marriage contracts, it is not an exaggeration to say that they are enemies.
What's the matter?
Or just get married by yourself?
From now on, I will live a soft life?
No!

If I get married, what will Qinglian do?

No!

Absolutely not!

Moreover.

The other party is Lanxue, the gun god who "comes out in white clothes and avoids thousands of troops", the kind of monk who kills on the battlefield all day long, a monk in the Jade Realm!
If I marry her, won't I be held down by her every day?

Where is my dignity as a man?

Not to mention that Lan Xue might have eight-pack abs and well-developed muscles, but they're just hidden under the armor and she can't see it.

Married to such a King Kong Barbie.

You won't be trapped to death, will you?

But the question is, how can I get rid of this marriage?
In the Qian Kingdom, it is only natural for parents to order and matchmakers to speak, and they have marriage certificates.

If I don't agree with this, it will be a divorce.

To break off the marriage after having a marriage contract is to divorce the wife.
休妻
fuck.

Chen Lu's heart was like thousands of mud horses galloping past!

Chen Lu felt that the King of the Northern Wilderness didn't need to take action on this matter, and the Queen Mother Lan, who is a sister, would kill herself
"I disagree!"

Just when Chen Lu felt a buzzing pain in his head, a soft voice came from Chen Lu's arms.

Chen Lu lowered his head and looked at the little emperor in his arms.

Tang Zhejun pouted and hugged Chen Lu's neck tightly with his small arms: "Mother, don't, Mr. Zhe doesn't agree with Chen Lu getting married."

Lan Ye, Chen Lu: "."

"Why?" Lan Ye asked Tang Zhejun with a smile.

"Because if Chen Lu gets married, no one will play with Mr. Zhe, and Mr. Zhe likes to play with Chen Lu the most.

Zhe Jun will grow up in another seven years, Zhe Jun will marry Chen Lu when he grows up! "

The little girl's tone was very serious.

"."

Chen Lu was speechless.

For Tang Zhejun's words, Chen Lu naturally didn't take them to heart, after all, Tongyan has no taboo.

Who didn't yell about marrying/marrying a certain big brother or big sister when they were young.

But, why am I "married"?

Although eating soft rice is indeed delicious.

But I really didn't think about getting married.
"His Royal Highness."

Chen Lu put Tang Zhejun down gently, and bowed to His Royal Highness the Queen Mother.

"Actually, at present, I don't quite agree with this marriage." Chen Lu said bravely.

"Oh?" Empress Lan looked at Chen Lu playfully, "Do you really plan to become a 'Queen' ten years from now?"

"Uh, that's not true." Chen Lu quickly denied it.

"Why is that?"

"Because I can't accomplish anything now!"

"Ok?"

"Is such that!"

Chen Lu straightened up and looked directly into Queen Mother Lan's eyes.

"Now, the minister is just a small town envoy, without any achievements, and the realm is only the Dongfu realm.

But Miss Lanxue is different!
Miss Lanxue looks heavenly, she is the prettiest woman I have ever seen besides the Queen Mother!
Not only that!Miss Lanxue's Realm of Jade Raw Realm!And it is still very prestigious in the army!

If Miss Lanxue marries a minister.

Pooh!
If the minister marries Miss Lanxue, it is considered the Northern Wilderness King to agree!Even if it is the Queen Mother, you promise!
But the minister's self-esteem did not agree!
Furthermore!Marriage is about both parties!

Does Miss Lanxue like me who is so small now? "

"I do not mind."

Just as Chen Lu's words fell to the ground, a woman in armor walked out from the screen and walked in front of Chen Lu.

The woman is Lanxue.

"Miss Lanxue." Chen Lu saluted, but unexpectedly Lanxue was there, "I'm really not good enough for Miss Lanxue."

"It's okay." Lan Xue shook her head calmly.

Chen Lu: "Miss Lanxue, I have no money, I am very poor."

Lan Xue: "It's okay, I have money."

Chen Lu: "My official position is very low."

Lan Xue: "I have a high official position."

Chen Lu: "I used to be a prodigal."

Lan Xue: "It's better now."

Chen Lu: "I hang out in brothels all day long, listening to music."

Lan Xue lowered her head and thought for a while, then raised her head: "It's fine if you don't go after getting married, or I'll break your leg."

"Miss Lanxue. I. I." Chen Lu wanted to cry, but why was this girl so stubborn?
"I know you are very moved." Lan Xue nodded, "Then let's have a baby in the same room tonight."

Chen Lu: "???"

(End of this chapter)