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Chapter 116 Let's Have Some Toilet Smile Chapter [-]

Chapter 116 Let's Have Some Toilet Jokes
Jiang Sang did not lead everyone away from the mountain gate.

Because there are a lot of Taoist priests patrolling the mountains of the Lushan School these days, and they are very vigilant.

So the group chose to walk from the cliff on the back side of the mountain.

Xuan Qing and Ku Zhen dragged the two flightless people up, and Lu Yun was in charge of the investigation work at the gatekeeper, and his agility was excellent. Walking on the ground, they didn't let the two fly with them.

As for Jiang Lan, he also refused to hitch a ride.

Standing on a big box, he performed the imperial object technique, flying first and then flying, as if he was riding an elevator, he went straight up.

Lou Leshan, who was hooked by Xuanqing's collar, nodded approvingly: "To be honest, if it's a sword, it's really handsome."

The back collar was also grabbed, Liang Zhiche, who was hanging in the air, shook his head and retorted: "That thing cuts off its feet, what a good box, it can sit when you are tired from standing, just like Magneto."

Jiang Xi thought of something, and burst out laughing:
"You say, if I use the imperial object technique to bring a septic tank feces to hit people, will even Master Tongtian have to be afraid of me?"

Lou Leshan crossed his hands on his chest, thought for a while, and asked, "It's like hitting someone with a mop stained with feces. He's a dung pen and Lu Bu in the toilet. What are you?"

Liang Zhiche gave a thumbs up and said proudly: "Then the elder brother is the manure maggot in the sea of ​​dung, the godfather of the toilet."

"Ouch..." Lingxun, who was not far away, couldn't listen anymore: "Amitabha, can we stop talking about this?"

Lou Leshan looked at Lingxun, and then said again: "Then the godfather of the toilet must be a toilet?"

Jiang Xie glared at the two of them: "Ling Xun even said to stop this topic."

The two lowered their heads, and then heard Jiang Sor muttering in dissatisfaction: "What kind of maggot in the dung sea, no matter how I look, I must be a little white dragon in dung."

Suddenly a voice came: "Would you like Shi Di Qi?"

The three of them looked over, Qin Shenbo's smile disappeared, and then his face turned to one side: "I didn't say anything."

"Yo, it's quite childlike, Lilo and Stitch is here." Jiang Xi joked.

Lingxun's expression was very ferocious: "Qin Shenbo, why don't you?"

At this time, Xuan Qing and Ku Zhen, who were invisible to the crowd, were also in very complicated moods. They looked at each other and exchanged eyes for a while.

[I want to throw them down. 】

【Amitabha, me too. 】

【It's a pity that Jiang Xi is flying by himself. 】

[No wonder you refused my help, it turned out to be an emergency escape. 】

Soon, there is only one step away from the top of the mountain.

At this time, Jiang Lan suddenly said: "Take off the mask."

Everyone was taken aback and asked why.

Jiang Lan said relaxedly: "Because we need to use the identity of the gatekeeper when facing the Lushan faction."

Although puzzled, everyone tacitly did not ask anything.

In the blink of an eye, a group of people landed smoothly in a remote and uninhabited place in the Lushan School.

"Then what should we do next?" Liang Zhiche was curious.

Jiang Xie kicked the box: "Find a place to put this thing XZ up, or I brought it here just for fun?"

Before Kuzhen went up the mountain, he had almost guessed Jiang Xi's intentions. Until Jiang Xi asked him to take off his mask just now, he was almost sure of his guess, and immediately asked:
"You want to frame Lushan faction?"

"What framing? What framing? Master Kuzhen, don't talk nonsense, these are all evidence!"

Jiang Xi crossed his hips, confidently: "They said they were robbed by gluttons, but in fact they were thieves calling for a thief, just to go to Tianshi's mansion without giving presents, and the fact is like this!"

The others also reacted at this time, and they were all surprised. Xuan Qing hurriedly stopped Jiang Xi who was about to move things: "Isn't this a nonsense? Just relying on this thing to make it real, aren't you thinking too simply?" ?”

He shook his head in disappointment: "I thought it was Wei Lao's arrangement, if I had known it was you who made up your own mind."

Jiang Shou rubbed his chin: "Isn't it not enough, why don't you open it and have a look?"

With a straight face, Kuzhen opened the box a crack, then frowned: "This is."

Xuan Qing also looked over, and immediately sensed an extremely fierce evil thought, and then suddenly raised his head to look at Jiang Lan.

Jiang Xi didn't even bother to explain, so he just held his head high and straightened the passage: "On purpose!"

At the same time, the main hall of the Lushan School was brightly lit, and Gao Song, the leader, was calming the emotions of seven or eight small Taoist temple masters.

One of the temple masters was crying: "Master Gao, what are you talking about? What is this called? You gods fight, why are we little fishes and shrimps the ones who suffer?"

This sentence is very unlevel, almost like a complaint, Gao Song's face darkened, and he said to himself, what do you mean, you are all innocent, so I deserve to be punished by Lushan faction?

But he still comforted him patiently: "It's okay, no one was hurt, and nothing was lost, that's a good thing."

The other temple master spoke nicely: "Master Gao, Old Wang is straightforward, but he is a little angry that the gang of gluttonous ghosts are deceiving people too much, there is no other meaning, so don't worry.

Speaking of which, this matter is actually very strange. These gluttonous ghosts locked us up for a night, not for murder or property. The Lushan faction is in trouble, which means that the gluttonous ghosts are threatening you.

Didn't we also want to come to you together, one is to discuss how to deal with it together, and the other is to think about the strength of a large number of people. We have received a lot of help from you over the years, so why don't we find an opportunity to repay you? "

Although he still wanted to ask Gao Song for an explanation, but Gao Song felt comfortable hearing it, and went down the steps:
"Actually, I'm not going to hide it from everyone. I'm also confused. We haven't provoked gluttonous ghosts in these years. We've always kept our eyes on the river. How come they are staring at us inexplicably?
But don't worry everyone, since it has something to do with us, I will definitely give you an explanation. We have been monolithic for so many years, and everyone knows what I am, so don't worry! "

Even if Takamatsu still said those scenes, it still gave everyone a shot in the arm.

But at this moment, there was a laugh from outside the door: "I'm dying of laughter, what kind of person are you? What kind of person is a villain who drives away veteran heroes and kills them all?"

"Who?!" Gao Song was taken aback, then roared angrily.

The door was pushed open, and Gao Song's eyes widened, and he discovered that all the Taoist priests of the Lushan sect outside the main hall had been knocked down.

A young man of third rank stood between two Taoist priests and monks who could not see the details, and five charlatans of sixth and seventh ranks surrounded him behind him.

"Are you gluttonous ghosts?" Gao Song glared at Jiang Xie.

"Fuck your gluttonous ghost, I'm a real gatekeeper."

Jiang Chuan took a step forward, looked around at everyone, with an arrogant expression:
"Have you heard of Wu Sheng, Jiang Ziya?"

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and someone dared to ask: "Are you a descendant of Wu Wusheng?"

"No, I have nothing to do with Wu Sheng."

"Then what are you doing with Martial Saint?"

"Because my surname is also Jiang, Jiang Ziya's Jiang!"

Jiang Xi glared: "I'm happy to mention it, can't I?"

 Thank you boss for watching you give me [-] dots with light makeup and heavy makeup. The boss is in good health and everything is going well, the career is going well, the family is harmonious, the wife is beautiful and the children are smart. At present, I am owed three... or four...

  
 
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