This director only makes bad movies.

Chapter 257 Smaug Is Actually a Dog

Chapter 257 Smaug Is Actually a Dog
The plot of the movie moves quickly.

After the beauty hunted, she carried the prey and returned to the settlement, which is the Hobbit village.

Looking at the shoddy rooms, James' eyes widened.

Wardfack?

How could this movie be so perfunctory?

Props are an important part of a movie, and all crews will be perfect in this aspect, trying not to have any flaws.

Even if the crew is short of funds, at least they will do their best, and do their best when the funds allow.

But what's the situation with this movie? Didn't you notice that the steel frame in your house is exposed, and this worn steel frame is very conspicuous on the screen, as long as anyone with eyes can see it.

Such obvious cheating, the director didn't notice it during the filming?
Even if the director didn't find out, didn't he pay attention later.

Looking at the obvious goofs on the screen, James felt extremely awkward.

As a director who has been in the industry for many years, he has strict requirements for movies. When shooting movies, he strives for excellence in quality and does not allow a single flaw.

Seeing that a movie can be so shoddy now, James' mood is distorted.

In comparison, the Hobbit race with only seven people, although still full of slots, is nothing.

The elders began to tell the "brilliant" history of the Hobbit, and through the elders' narration, the audience could know some background stories.

It's just that, listening to the elder's extremely exaggerated narration, and looking at the hobbit family with only seven people and a very simple living environment, the audience's sense of disobedience is extremely strong.

Soon, the cannibals arrive.

Their expressions were extremely fierce, but their physiques were extremely weak, as if they could be blown away by the wind.

The hobbits bravely fought the cannibals, and the cannibals were defeated.

Seeing that his side was about to fail, the great elder of the cannibal clan stood up tremblingly and shouted loudly: "The great holy beast, the existence that makes the gods tremble and fear, the all-swallowing king of all beasts, Smaug."

"Come on."

Under the loud shout of the Great Elder, the cannibal holy beast appeared.

On the screen, the Great Elder looked extremely solemn, and with the several foreshadowings before the movie, the audience had a little expectation for this holy beast.

Even though they knew that this movie was a mess, this holy beast, an important part of the movie, must be able to make people watch it.

Then, they saw a puppy less than twenty centimeters tall, with a pair of crudely made wings on it.

At this moment, the mood of the audience is broken.

Is this the holy beast you mentioned?A holy beast that can make the gods tremble and devour everything?

James couldn't hold back.

Wardfake oil!
Is Smaug the dragon a dog?

You call this dog Smaug? ?
And it's a little milk dog less than ten centimeters tall? ? ?

James' body was trembling, his lips were trembling, and his eyes were full of disbelief.

At this moment, he was sure that those netizens who said "The Hobbit" was rubbish on the Internet must be talking about this movie.

No wonder "The Hobbit" has such bad reviews on the Internet.

This is the most rubbish movie he has ever seen, yes, the most rubbish movie, bar none.

Which bastard is it that made this movie and hurt him so badly.

With extreme anger, James continued to watch.

More than an hour later, James sat in his seat with a dull expression and dull eyes.

He has been completely defeated by this movie.

As a director who has been working for many years, James has watched many movies and has long formed a unique aesthetic style.

Even if he sees bad movies, he can bear it even if he has experienced many battles, so he wouldn't lose his composure.

But this movie is different. This is an existence that James cannot understand. It is inexplicable and mysterious, and it makes his sanity go crazy.

How can a movie be shot like this?

How dare such a film be released?
Also, who the hell made this movie! ! !
At this moment, James' mind was filled with countless questions and turned into a mess.

"Oh Schett, this movie is a bunch of defenses. Did James use a hanger when he made the movie?"

"Oh my god, there are still so many people saying this movie is good on the Internet, are they blind?"

The black couple next to James was swearing.

It wasn't just them, the theater was almost full of people who scolded the movie, and there was an endless stream of obscenities, almost all of them were disgusted by this movie.

James was taken aback, turned his head and reminded: "You two, I must remind you that this movie has nothing to do with the Lord of the Rings."

The black couple turned their heads to look at James and ignored him.

James frowned.

He admits that the movie sucks, it's rubbish, and there's not a shred of it going on from start to finish.

This movie should be scolded, and it must be scolded severely. If the director of the movie appeared in front of him, James would definitely use his fists to teach him how to make movies.

But if you scold the film director, you can't scold me.

What does The Age of the Hobbit have to do with my The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey?

"Two, the director of this movie is not James at all. You two scolded the wrong person?" James said with an emphasis.

The boy in the black couple turned his head: "The director of the movie is not James, who is that?"

James was speechless, how did he know who the director of this movie was, if he knew, he would have scolded him long ago.

"Anyway, you scolded the wrong person. This movie was not made by James."

The girl in the black couple said very arrogantly: "No matter who it is, we will scold James."

"It is said on the Internet that Director James filmed "The Hobbit", so don't scold him for scolding anyone."

James finally couldn't help it: "Didn't you find out that the name of this movie is "The Age of the Hobbit", and James shot "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey", these are two completely different movies. "

The girl in the black couple said impatiently: "They are all Hobbits, what's the difference, what you said is too complicated, I can't understand at all."

James was speechless. At this time, he finally understood that some people are just elm-headed and can't communicate at all.

There are probably quite a few such people.

Some people even believe in the theory of a flat earth, and even dare to drink disinfectant water, so it’s nothing to admit to a wrong movie.

No wonder the public opinion of "The Hobbit" on the Internet is so bad, it is all caused by this movie called "The Age of the Hobbit".

When he walked out of the theater, James' expression was extremely gloomy.

"Gina, immediately investigate who the director of this movie is. I want to know all the news about this movie in the shortest possible time."

"Alright Director James." The assistant hurriedly went to work.

(End of this chapter)

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