The star is suspected of being mentally ill

Chapter 151 Bulletin Board Five Gods Made A Hundred Years Ago!
Han Zhou never expected that the award was not for the movie, but for the song.

"oops."

The staff member was puzzled: "Mr. Han, is it... can't perform? Didn't the final confirmation last night that there is no problem?"

Han Zhou: "It's okay, I can perform."

After the staff confirmed it and left, Han Zhou slapped his thigh: "It's a loss!"

Wang Xiya was puzzled: "What's wrong?"

Han Zhou was annoyed: "I didn't know that American teenagers would like songs like "The Last of the Mohicans". I prepared folk songs."

"If I had known they liked this, I would have performed "Eagle Song" or simply "Beyond Tears."

Wang Xiya was even more confused: "What is the song of the eagle? What is beyond the tears? Newly written??"

Han Zhou: "Ah... well, it's a new one, and it hasn't been published yet. When there is a chance to really enter North America, I will publish it again."

When Han Zhou was preparing, he wanted to choose a song that could be sung at the National Student Choice Awards Ceremony.

A lot of things were automatically retrieved in my mind.

There are two lists, one is the favorite songs of teenagers over the years.

One is the most popular golden song for college students in North America for a century.

Surprisingly, there are actually only five songs among the most popular hits among college students in North America for a century.

Each song spans two eras, basically invincible in 20 years.

Han Zhou struggled with two songs in the end, one was "Five Hundred Miles" and the other was "Scarborough Fair".

"Five Hundred Miles" is a song about being away from home, having nothing, and starting to struggle.

It will definitely be welcomed by all college students, because the vast majority of college students in North America did not go to local universities at all, so this song is a lore for college students and working-class people.

It is also a lore for immigrants.

However, Han Zhou finally chose "Scarborough Fair".

To be precise, Han Zhou chose "Castro Bazaar".

This is actually a song, but the translated name is different.

but!These are actually two songs.

The original version was called "Scarborough Fair" and it was a song sung by a male voice, the sound of nature.

This song satirizes and can even be said to be a denunciation of Anza's war behavior. It is written with a new song and lyrics of a folk song that has been circulating in England for hundreds of years.

When this song appeared, it was the time when the United States attacked the banana country.

Anti-war sentiment was high, and the song was unbeatable for the entire 20 years.

If, if the song hadn't been changed, plotted, or stolen.It won't be 20 years of fire, but 50 years, 100 years.

If the lyrics hadn't been changed, there would be no need to choose any more songs on this list later on, there is no song that can replace it!
However, when someone denounced it, someone covered it up.

Decades later, another British songstress revived the song, omitting the satire of Ansa warmongers.

Since then, the original version, which once captivated an era and conquered thousands of fans, disappeared.

And this female singer's version changed the song from a song denouncing war to a song of pure love.

Because the lyrics have been changed twice, the song sounds good, but the lyrics sound like crazy, completely illogical.

Han Zhou just suspected that he was mentally ill, but he was not insane. Of course, he would not sing the new version.

On the Chinese Internet, if you search for "Scarborough Fair", you can't find the original Simon version of this song, only the new version sung by the British female singer.

On the Chinese Internet, you need to search for "Castro Bazaar" to find the original version. ("Scarborough Fair" simon & Garfunkel)

Even the lyrics in the encyclopedia have been changed.

And what Han Zhou wants to sing is the version of "Castro Bazaar".

While Han Zhou was thinking, the host and guests on stage suddenly called Han Zhou's name.

"Most Popular Summer Song Award, shortlisted, Han Zhou, Hua Guo, "Summer Soseki"."

They translated the title of the song as "Summer Soothing Rock".

Han Zhou didn't expect that there would be another song to be shortlisted.

In fact, after Han Zhou's "The Last of the Mohicans" became popular all over the Americas, many people went looking for Han Zhou's songs to listen to.

But, they don't understand Chinese songs.

Only "Ordinary Road" is the hottest.

However, Han Zhou also has an English song, which is "Summer Soseki", so this song was frantically sought after by the majority of fans, and it was directly promoted to the awards ceremony.

The most popular summer song award should actually be translated into the summer song award.

For college students and teens, this award should be given to the best listen to during leisure time and vacation.

Best for listening at the pool, beach, party.

Therefore, although "Summer Soseki" has the word "summer", it is too reluctant to win the award.

This song is hard to get up at a party.

The final winner was the Polaris band from England.

Han Zhou saw someone he knew, the woman in the gym.

It was called Emini.

The award ceremony is still going on, the host: "The next award is also an award that has attracted wide attention. The number of voters is the top five among all awards."

"Most Popular Pure Music Award."

"There are four pieces of music selected."

"Cafu, the game "War Paradise" version 7.4 theme song "Crazy War"!"

"Binske, the theme song of the movie "Voice of the Makino" "Cowbell"!"

"Wolfoster, West Belarus, "The Waves" for piano!"

"Han Zhou, Hua Guo, "The Last of the Mohicans"!"

The award presenter was an American movie star, to be precise, the Oscar winner, Thomas in his 50s.

Thomas glanced at the card in his hand and smiled: "Congratulations! Han Zhou, "The Last of the Mohicans"!"

Host: "Please, Mr Han!"

Han Zhou stood up, Wang Xiya stretched out his hand, Han Zhou bent down and hugged Wang Xiya again.

Then he got up and walked to the stage.

Wearing flip-flops, Han Zhou stepped onto the stage, which quickly aroused intense whistles and screams from the scene.

You must know that there are 25 university judges sitting in the back row of the scene.

And among the 25 best universities in the United States, the proportion of students who like "The Last of the Mohicans" is extremely high.

They abruptly voted this song to be number one, and voted this category that usually gets no attention into the top five.

If "The Last of the Mohicans" had been selected for the Most Popular Song Award (Male Singer), I'm afraid it would have won the first place as well.

Moreover, the proportion of foreign students from China in the top 25 universities in the United States is extremely high.

In California, where Los Angeles is located, all the top universities seem to be returning to China as soon as they enter. There are overseas Chinese students and local Chinese everywhere.

Han Zhou's award was also a huge incentive for this group, so the Chinese student representatives on the scene screamed especially fiercely.

Han Zhou smiled and waved his hand, and Thomas presented a huge surfboard: "Congratulations, I also like this song very much, I have heard it no less than thirty times."

Han Zhou smiled: "Thank you."

Looking back, it's time to give the acceptance speech.

Han Zhou stood the surfboard on the ground, leaned on the surfboard, and approached the microphone: "To win this award...you deserve it."

Many people at the scene were dumbfounded. Although in North America, everyone prefers direct expressions, but these years, celebrities have become more and more polite, and everyone's impression of Chinese people is that they are humble. Is this person different?

Han Zhou continued: "Because everyone likes it so much, it's impossible not to win an award."

"Thank you to all the college students across America for your support, and thank you to all the teens across America for voting."

"The future will bring you more good music."

"Thanks also to my music production team, New World Entertainment's music production team."

"grateful."

The host smiled: "Han, it's performance time next, can we enjoy your wonderful music live?"

Han Zhou smiled: "This...you need to pay more."

The scene was awkward, and soon everyone realized that it was a joke, and burst into laughter instantly.

Han Zhou: "Oh right, I paid for it, I forgot, so let's start the show right away?"

Of course the people at the scene knew that it was impossible to pay, and it was still a serial joke.

The host smiled: "May I keep it for you?"

Han Zhou: "I'll sing along, I'm afraid you'll abduct my surfboard."

"I'm still going to try this surfboard to see if it works or not."

This joke is more American, but it's not very funny, but on this occasion, there is always a child: "Hahahahaha, quack quack!"

Song information appeared on the screen behind it.

"Castro Market"

Word: Han Zhou
Music: Han Zhou
Composer: Han Zhou

As soon as the wonderful music started, many people at the scene felt relieved a lot.

It's a nice song, and it's a ballad?
Many people are expecting this man who is too mysterious for North America to speak.

“Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & Thyme
Say hello to a girl there for me

She used to be my lover. "

The sound of nature!

Han Zhou's voice, with a male voice, sang as beautifully as fairy music.

This is not a question of singing skills, the pure voice is good, and the timbre is good.

Many people at the scene were very surprised.

This is too nice, right?
But why are the lyrics so weird?
The lyrics are too strange for Europeans and Americans, and it may not be easy for Chinese people to understand why they are so strange.

Then translate the lyrics accurately.

"Are you going to the farmers market?
Coriander, star anise, cinnamon, pepper.

Say hi to me like a girl.

She used to be my lover. "

What is this all about? ? ? ? ? ?

But such a beautiful song, such a natural voice, with such nonsensical lyrics?Is it meaningful?Or is it just for fun?
The next paragraph begins to gradually give the answer.

"Tell her to make me a sackcloth

(Beside the hill deep in the green forest)

Coriander, Sage, Rosemary & Thyme
(chasing sparrows on snow-capped brown hills)
No seams on top, no needles
(Mountain is Son of the Mountain's rugs and sheets)
she will be my true love
(during a deep sleep, I don't feel the sound of the horn calling)"

Han Zhou only sang the first sentence, with a voice similar to a female voice, which was recorded in the accompaniment track.

It's creepy to listen to it before and after.

The voice of nature is singing a ghost story.

In other words, the dead's nostalgia for the widow.

Why make a sackcloth beside a hill deep in the green forest?
To make a linen shirt, why not use needles and seams?

What kind of people have mountains as carpets and mattresses?

Why is the trumpet calling in deep sleep?
For on the hill is a lonely grave.

Because the body bag is clothing, but it does not need to be seamed.

Those who are buried in the ground certainly use mountains as mattresses.

The person who slept forever heard the call in his deep sleep.

Many people realize that this song is not that simple, this is not a joke.

Singing such serious lyrics with the most natural male voice has achieved such a pleasant and soul-purifying effect, it is too powerful, and it also adds infinite superposition to the charm of the lyrics!
In the new cover version of "Scarborough Fair", the background voice is completely deleted, leaving only the singer's voice.

Without the supplement of background singing, the lyrics are like crazy.

"Tell her to find me a piece of land
(A few blades of grass beside the hill)
Coriander, Sage, Rosemary & Thyme
(Dripping silver tears wash the tomb)

right between the salt flats and the sea

(soldier wipes his gun)
She will be my true love..."

This solitary tomb is buried here alone, and the former lover has never visited this solitary tomb.

Tell her to find me a field where I hope to grow coriander, sage, rosemary and thyme, between the salt flats and the sea.

Why?Because this is her home.

Can you take me home?Can you not let me sleep forever in this strange place?
Have you forgotten, you are my lover!

This lyric is completely reversed.

Do you think this is a song of true love?Do you miss your loved one when you die?

No, this is a denunciation, a denunciation of the previous vows of eternal love, but was blatantly forgotten in the end.

However, once the background singing in brackets is deleted, the lyrics become a beautiful memory of love.

To delete the brackets is to be sentenced nakedly, to be sentenced to music, and to betray one's integrity as a human being.

But that's right, a lover can forget, and can expose him to the wilderness, so why can't the lyrics be changed?The lyrics are changed, which is one of the things that this song wants to condemn, isn't it?
"Tell her to reap with a scythe

(Scarlet bullets accompanied by the rumble of war drums)

Coriander, Sage, Rosemary & Thyme
(Generals order their soldiers to kill)
bundled with heather
(Fighting for a long-forgotten cause)

She will be my true love"

The people behind the war, with sickles, harvested coriander, sage, rosemary and thyme, and harvested heather in sunny and warm places.

The people before the war were harvested by the god of death. In the dark and humid place, blood flowed like a river, and they were left alone forever in an unknown corner.

Do you think this is over?
The next time, the noble generals wearing the cross badge will use this forever forgotten corpse in a dark and damp place as an excuse to start a war again.

He who wages war, kills people, kills his own people, and forgets them.

And who will be the new reason to be forgotten.

"Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Coriander, Sage, Rosemary & Thyme
Say hello to a girl there for me

She used to be my lover..."

When the song was sung to the end, the first time was repeated.

This time, the audience was silent.

Quieter than Silent Hill.

In the first paragraph, everyone thought it was a beautiful love story.

Although sad, it may be the beautiful nostalgia for love after losing love.

The last paragraph, still the same word.

But everyone is very clear.

What shit love?One hundred times a day, avoid stepping on pits.

After death, there is not even a shroud!

No one took him home!

No one buried him where people lived.

Really thought those spices meant spices?Aren't those spices smoke and fire?
In the lonely wilderness without fireworks, how many white bones are crying?
Even, are spices really just spices?
This is a cannibalistic world.

European and American teenagers, do you have brains?Are you still going to step on this kind of pit?

Is this song for people to say hello to her former lover?
This song is for people to ask, that old friend, does the fucking next door have a conscience?Is the person next door to your mother?Is there still heaven and law next door to your mother? ! ! !
This is not a greeting, this is a condemnation, a denunciation, and hatred for naked lies!
Is this song "Castro Bazaar"?Or "Scarborough Fair"?
No, the song is called "I Fucked a Fucking Pussy"!
Students are all thinking minds.

Although in North America, a large number of ordinary people can only think about things one-sidedly.

But not college students.

At this time, the souls of countless people in major colleges and universities across the United States are trembling.

In colleges and universities across the United States, the summer is as cold as an ice cave.

The melodious music, the celestial singing voice, and the cruel lyrics form the most terrifying sense of contrast, a terrifying hell on earth.

If "The Last of the Mohicans" is a silent cry.

So this time, it was a cry of despair.

However, Mohicans are not even qualified to wail, and the Internet does not allow Mohicans to wail.

However, others are still qualified to howl.

Many people who were not interested in "The Last of the Mohicans" heard "Castro Bazaar" and felt that they had found a soul teacher.

The world is sick, you are sick, I am sick, everyone is sick, "Castro Bazaar" is proof.

At the scene, applause and screams exploded after the silence.

Han Zhou approached the microphone: "A piece of "Castro Fair" is given to all teenagers and college students in the United States."

"I hope you can learn to think independently."

"If you can, pass on this song as a family heirloom to the next generation."

"By the way, any form of lyric modification is prohibited in this song."

"Thank you."

Han Zhou was carrying a surfboard, wearing flip flops, and a fancy Hawaiian sun shirt. Amid wild applause and screams, Han Zhou walked off the stage and walked down the aisle, shining so brightly among the crowd.

Some people's eyes changed.

Became looking at him as if looking at a god.

Han Zhou was walking, but suddenly stopped: "Oh, the surfboard is so heavy."

Two singers who had never met before got up, one was dragging the tail of the surfboard, and the other was carrying the head of the surfboard.

"You rest, we will do the heavy work!"

"Han!"

There was explosive cheering at the scene.

"Han!"

"I love you!"

"You are a hero!"

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It is easy to be scolded for writing this. I am emotionally intense today, so I wrote it after thinking for a long time.The effect is explosive, more than a hundred times better than popular songs in terms of meaning and effect.

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