The star is suspected of being mentally ill

Chapter 163 I Have Superpowers!

Han Zhou didn't rush to the Modu branch, but went to the Taiwan Strait.

Zhang Jiuquan told Han Zhou that a well-known supporting couple in the film and television industry was originally chosen to play the role of the renter and renter.

It was a good conversation at first.

But after the other party got part of the script and read it, he felt that it didn't fit him, so he didn't want to act.

You must know that it is really difficult to choose the two roles of chartered public and chartered women.

Han Zhou compared his memory with the actors in this world, and gave a rough list for Zhang Jiuquan to finalize.

Zhang Jiuquan is very capable in this area, somewhat similar to the bearded Zhang in his previous life, and quickly finalized most of the roles.

However, how can it be smooth sailing to ask for a role in a play?

The charterer and the charterer must be visited by Han Zhou himself.

To be honest, Han Zhou had never been to the Taiwan Strait in his previous life, but this time he had the opportunity, Han Zhou also wanted to go there.

Han Zhou, the director and lead actor who added to the screenplay, came to the door in person, and what stood out was sincerity.

……

While driving, the taxi driver said, "I'll howl with you in Hong Kong, howl on vacation, howl when you come to Taiwan for travel, it's very good."

"We have a 101 howl here, and we are going to show electronic fireworks tonight, so don't miss it."

Han Zhou smiled: "Master, your accent is interesting."

Taxi driver: "My Mandarin is not standard howling?"

Han Zhou: "The standard standard is that there are too many modal particles."

Taxi driver: "Howling is the particle of the tone, how can you speak without restraint, I think you are very young, howling, do you want to meet the betel nut Xi Shi?"

Han Zhou was amused: "You talk very well."

Taxi driver: "It's bad, the Internet is howling now, and some bad jokes are spread in a day. Motorcycles are swearing howling in Taiwan Strait, very dirty swear words."

The original meaning of these words is somewhat similar to the tortoise hair in Guangfu.

Although tortoise hair itself comes from the words phoenix hair and rabbit horn, to be honest, tortoise is a new characteristic of men, and tortoise hair has the same meaning as hanging hair in Internet language.

But the meaning expressed in Hong Kong and Taiwan is more of a nitpicking meaning, while in other provinces, it means a dick.

Therefore, the locomotive actually means that you are picky and stupid.

The car stopped at the coffee shop on South Jinling Road.

Han Zhou got out of the car after paying.

When getting out of the car, Han Zhou felt that a camera was filming himself.

Turned around and looked over.

At the low green bushes, a paparazzi hastily retracted his head.

Han Zhou smiled and walked into the coffee shop.

In the coffee shop, Lou Hua is reading a newspaper while flicking cigarette ash.

Han Zhou stepped forward: "Teacher Lou, are you here so early?"

Lou Hua: "It's not early, just arrive a few minutes early."

Han Zhou raised his hand and called the waiter.

The waitress came over: "Hello, what do you want?"

"Black coffee." Han Zhou: "Teacher Lou, what do you want to drink?"

Lou Hua: "Sweet."

"Look at it."

Han Zhou closed the order book: "Have another glass of Lansheng, and send it over there. There is a man in the grass, give it to him."

The waitress glanced at the bushes outside the door, smiled and nodded: "Okay sir."

Lou Hua glanced at the bushes: "Paparazzi?"

Han Zhou smiled: "Yes."

"Mr. Lou, I know you haven't filmed for three years, and your wife hasn't filmed for 13 years."

"But this time I very much hope to invite you to work together."

Lou Hua smiled: "I'm fine, but my wife doesn't really want to play this role."

"She thinks this role is a bit... How should I say, nonsense?"

Han Zhou: "This is called nonsense and funny."

Lou Hua: "But the role of this charter woman is very fierce. My wife is usually a very gentle person, so I don't want to play this kind of role."

Han Zhou: "This can reflect your acting skills."

Lou Hua laughed, it is a dream opportunity for an actor to have the opportunity to prove his acting skills, but he and his wife really don't act very much now.

Supporting roles don't make much money, especially on the Taiwan Strait side.

Good movies in the Taiwan Strait can radiate to the entire south of China, and movies that are not good enough can only be broadcast on the island.

The smaller the target audience, the cheaper the pay.

At Lou Hua's level, walking on the island of Taiwan Strait, not to mention two-thirds, half of the people know this face.

But that's it, participating in variety shows, at most three or four thousand times.

You know, Yang Chuan, who is unknown in variety shows, generally pays [-] to [-] yuan for a variety show announcement!

Of course, the brokers and intermediaries took away most of them, and what went to Yang Chuan was at most two or three thousand.

Yang Chuan once had dinner with an unknown singer friend, but the singer friend's manager sent a wrong message and sent the voice to the singer's WeChat.

The two personally heard from the agent and the intermediary that the intermediary would pay [-] for the [-] notice fee, and he would take [-]. When the time came, he would tell the singer that the notice fee would be [-], not including board, lodging and travel.

From that day on, the singer never cooperated with the manager again, but joined Yang Chuan and his group by himself, looking for announcements by himself.

But after looking for the announcement by myself, the price came down, and it was only eight or nine thousand at a time, but it was better than three or four thousand.

Lou Hua's situation is a bit more special. If he goes to Yanjing, the magical capital, to participate in a show or something, he has to consider buying a house.

But buying a house here in Taiwan has already spent all their savings, so it is impossible to buy a house in Yanjing, the magic capital.

Later, Lou Hua and his wife quit the circle altogether.

But now, the two plan to come back again, because they are old enough to have children, they are 50 years old, and they have a six-year-old son.

This has to consider the issue of reopening.

It stands to reason that they have withdrawn from the industry for so long, and there is no place for them in the entertainment industry.

However, their husband and wife acting skills are very good, so it is natural to directly transform into a golden supporting role when they are older.

Han Zhou and Lou Hua shared the outline of the story, and then described some funny scenes.

Lou Hua was overjoyed to hear it.

At this time, the waiter came to serve coffee.

Han Zhou glanced back, and the paparazzi who was squatting in the grass got up and made a toast with the paper cup, then squatted back in the grass and continued to take pictures.

"Clap, clap!"

Han Zhou waved to the grass.

The paparazzi was a little puzzled, and walked out to the outside of the window of the cafe, chattering something.

Han Zhou took out his mobile phone, typed a few words, and showed him.

"can not hear."

The paparazzi understood, took out his mobile phone and typed, and showed it to Han Zhou.

"Thank you for the coffee, Teacher Han."

Han Zhou crackled: "Please call me Han Shuai."

"Okay Teacher Han, thank you Teacher Han."

Han Zhou smiled and continued to type: "Stop taking pictures secretly, you can take pictures here, and be more handsome."

The paparazzi made an OK comparison, and then took pictures at the window.

Lou Hua took out a cigarette: "Director Han, you are very interesting."

Han Zhou smiled: "Life is already hard, it's good to be interesting."

In the process of human evolution, there is a natural protection mechanism. Any means to prevent energy consumption is a habit of human beings.

All the negative things that represent laziness are just endowed by human genes.

But what represents hard work is anti-human.

However, man has evolved himself into a social creature, so fighting against nature is precisely the essence of man as a human being rather than an animal.

Therefore, fighting against genes because of social nature is a very tiring thing.

After the paparazzi finished shooting, he typed on his mobile phone: "It's time to call it a day, Mr. Han, goodbye."

Han Zhou waved and continued to chat with Lou Hua with a smile.

Lou Hua: "You don't know much about the paparazzi in Taihai. Soon, this place will be surrounded by paparazzi. Let's go and talk to my house?"

Han Zhou thought for a moment: "That's fine."

Lou Hua, drives a small car with a domestic plastic shell worth tens of thousands of yuan, a car worth tens of thousands of yuan ten years ago.

"How about it, have you never been in this kind of car?"

Han Zhou: "It's better than my car. My car is an eighth-hand van."

Lou Hua glanced at Han Zhou in surprise.

Soon, Han Zhou arrived at Lou Hua's house.

I have to say that back then, Lou Hua spent all the money he earned from filming to buy this house, which was very big and nice.

However, if he was ten years younger and made the same work, his income would be more than five times higher.

Over the years, Huaguo's economy has risen rapidly, and their older generation of actors did not catch up with the good times.

Han Zhou and Lou Hua were chatting on the balcony.

The Taiwan Strait is still very hot in summer, but Lou Hua likes to be close to nature.

While chatting, the door opened.

A child's voice came in: "That big shark is so fierce!"

"And there's that sea... the sea..."

A gentle female voice came in: "Manatee."

Little boy: "Yes, manatees! How big! Can manatees be eaten?!"

Gentle female voice: "That is to protect animals, it cannot be eaten, we must protect animals."

Little boy: "Then don't we protect little pigs?"

Gentle female voice: "Little pigs are domesticated animals, they are different from wild animals."

The woman changed her slippers, and Han Zhou glanced over.

Sure enough, one glance at the charter woman!

Han Zhou smiled: "Speaking of which, the movie is also a husband and wife team, which is suitable for the two of you to come back."

"Raise a son, earn some money first? After this drama, you guys will become popular."

Lou Hua smiled: "Raising a son is really costly. I wish I had a son as big as you. Look at this little guy, a gold-swallowing monster, he can't take it."

The woman was a little surprised to see her husband at home and Han Zhou, isn't she talking outside?Why are you coming home?

So he came over and said, "Hello, Director Han."

Han Zhou got up and stretched out his hand: "Mr. Mao Qi, hello."

Mao Qi smiled: "Let's chat."

The little boy ran over.

Mao Qi lowered her head: "Call me Uncle."

Han Zhou: "Brother, I'm only 22."

Little boy: "Hello, big brother."

Han Zhou smiled: "Hi kid."

The little boy jumped up and down: "Brother, have you ever been to the aquarium? I have been to the aquarium!"

Han Zhou smiled: "Brother hasn't been to the aquarium yet, let's go again when we have a chance."

Han Zhou chatted with Lou Hua, and after a while, the little boy came over to study the pattern on Han Zhou's pants.

Han Zhou chatted with Lou Hua for a while, the little boy said, "Big brother, I have superpowers!"

Han Zhou turned his head: "Ah? What kind of super power!"

The little boy was excited: "If I fall asleep on the sofa, I will be on the bed when I wake up!"

"Big brother, don't you believe it?"

"I'll show you a show!"

Then he actually went to bed.

Han Zhou smiled and said to Lou Hua, "Your child is very cute, and he can be a star in the future."

Lou Hua: "Forget it, this job is too tiring."

"Which line is not tiring." Han Zhou: "It's all the same."

Lou Hua shook his head: "It's not that the body is tired, but the heart is tired. This business is too complicated."

Han Zhou: "Don't worry, when he grows up, this business will be much better."

Lou Hua smiled: "Really? It will only become more and more chaotic and tiring."

Han Zhou: "Don't worry, I said it will be much better, it will be much better."

How chaotic was this line before?Only after Han Si was promoted to the position, he has improved a lot.

And the future will be even better.

Lou Hua raised his eyebrows, noncommittal, and turned his head to look at the sky.

In the sky, a few birds flew by.

The sky over the Taiwan Strait is quite blue.

After a while, Xiaozai fell asleep, Mao Qi carried Xiaozai into the room, and then went to the kitchen.

In the evening, the little boy had forgotten about performing superpowers, and was playing with airplanes on the sofa.

While drinking, Han Zhou and Lou Hua chatted about some changes in the studio over the past few years.

Han Zhou compared what he saw and heard with the scene described by Lou Hua, and found that the times were changing too fast.

After drinking and chatting, it was 11:30 in the evening.

Lou Hua was a little drunk, but also very happy. It's been a long time since I talked about the entertainment and film industry.

In addition to being happy, Lou Hua said, "Okay, I'll take this role."

Han Zhou smiled: "Let's talk about it when we wake up."

"I'm not drunk." Lou Hua: "I want the role of Charterer, but... I have a question, how do you play Tai Chi?"

Han Zhou: "???!!!"

Almost forgot about this one.

Han Zhou: "Set up a kind of martial arts in the story, and I will teach you on the set."

Lou Hua: "Why don't you act first, I'll practice first, and when I get to the set, I can act right away."

Han Zhou put down his wine glass: "Okay."

There are two sets of Tai Chi performed by Han Zhou. The first set is for exercising.

One set of moving, blocking and hammering is the way to play.

The two sets don't look like the same set of boxing.

However, film and television performances sometimes focus on hair extensions, not because of anything else, but because they are mysterious and beautiful.

Lou Hua read it once, then closed his eyes to comprehend.

Han Zhou: "How much have you forgotten?"

Lou Hua: "Thirty percent."

Han Zhou: "What about now?"

Lou Hua: "It's [-]% forgotten."

Han Zhou smiled: "What about now?"

Lou Hua: "I forgot all about it."

Mao Qi: "???"

Lou Hua: "This set of punches is too difficult. Otherwise, I'll take a picture with my mobile phone. Director Han, would you strike again?"

……

Mao Qi drove Han Zhou to the hotel.

Mao Qi didn't speak all the way, but suddenly said in the middle of the journey, "Before I quit the circle, I always played the heroine."

Han Zhou smiled: "Now I can also play the heroine."

Mao Qi: "Don't make trouble."

In the past, Mao Qi looked like a first-line actress, but now Mao Qi looks like a dormitory management aunt.

"I still can't accept this role change psychologically."

"However, after hearing so much from you and Lou Hua, I think I can try this role."

Han Zhou: "It's not about trying, you are the most suitable for this role."

"There are only those actors who have practiced martial arts, and there are only a few who are suitable in all aspects of age and image."

"I'm very optimistic about you and Mr. Lou."

Mao Qi: "However, I can't fight now..."

Han Zhou: "It doesn't matter, as long as you have the basics and can show off a little bit, we will do the rest with special effects."

Mao Qi nodded: "That's fine, we husband and wife can agree to these two roles."

Han Zhou smiled: "Then don't take me to the hotel, take me to the airport."

Mao Qi clicked, turned on the turn signal, turned around from the intersection, and walked in another direction.

What Han Zhou said is already obvious. If the two of you disagree, I will live in Taiwan Strait. I will wait for the two of you to agree.

Now that the two agree, the trip is over.

How could Mao Qi not understand what Han Zhou said?

It's already one o'clock at night when I got home.

Mao Qi saw that Lou Hua had changed into the martial arts uniform he used to practice martial arts in his 20s, and was practicing the Tai Chi that he had just learned.

"How is it?" Lou Hua asked, "I think this young man is pretty good."

Mao Qi: "I promised to play the role, so he didn't go back to the hotel, but went directly to the airport."

Lou Hua: "So, he came here specifically to find us, but unfortunately he didn't go to the night market to eat snacks or something, we didn't entertain well."

Mao Qi: "As long as the role is played well, it's better than anything else."

Lou Hua: "So, can you really let go of playing a tigress?"

Mao Qi raised her eyebrows: "Try?"

In the middle of the night, Xiaozai woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find that his mother had beaten his father on the ground.

Xiaozai: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"Father, why are you so happy to be beaten!"

Having not acted for a long time, Mao Qi and Lou Hua, who were overjoyed to play, were embarrassed at the same time.

Mao Qi: "Mom and Dad are acting."

Xiaozai: "Acting..."

Mao Qi: "That's right, Mom and Dad are actually actors, stars."

Xiaozai: "Hey, lie to me, I don't believe it."

At 01:30 in the middle of the night, the family sat on the ground with their backs leaning on the sofa, flipping through photo albums together.

Xiaozai: "Mom, look quickly, Dad and this aunt I don't know are so affectionate!"

Mao Qi: "This is my mother."

Xiaozai compared the photo with his mother: "..."

Mao Qi: "It's because I gave birth to you that my mother became ugly."

Xiaozai: "???"

Lou Hua hugged Xiaozai: "Mom and Dad are going to play a movie, and when the movie is released, let's go see it together, okay?"

Xiaozai: "Yeah! Do you want to play a superhero?"

Lou Hua: "Superheroes are nothing, Dad, I'll punch a monster with special effects."

Mao Qi: "..."

"It seems that at our age, we can only use special effects."

Lou Hua smiled: "If you can't beat it, just join. I really want to know what a Kung Fu movie looks like if it is made with special effects."

……

After getting off the plane, Han Zhou glanced at the trending searches.

The well-known Taiwanese paparazzi media Taihai Sheng Entertainment: "It is rumored that Lou Hua has a hidden eldest son, and it turned out to be him! "

Below is a photo of Lou Hua and Han Zhou talking and laughing together.

Han Zhou took a deep breath and turned off his phone.

Coffee can be regarded as feeding the dog, dog day, next time we meet, I can't beat you to death!
As expected, paparazzi.

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Chapter 2 has to wait

(End of this chapter)