The star is suspected of being mentally ill

Chapter 180 Timo: Father Han, I'm in trouble!

Han Sisheng lent his secretary to Han Zhou for three days.

In fact, Han Zhou completely figured out how to use the shorthand typewriter in 10 minutes.

The codes of all the words were memorized in half an hour.

Han Sisheng's little secretary doubts life!
Because it took her a month to barely memorize all the codes, and it took a year to pass the exam as an intermediate stenographer, that is, counting more than 180 words per minute.

It took two and a half years to pass the exam as a senior stenographer, which means counting more than 260 words per minute.

Han Zhou thought about it carefully. He read a certain news in his previous life, and the shorthand in his previous life seemed to be 220 words per minute for a senior stenographer.

This shows that the shorthand machines in this world seem to be much easier to use than those in the previous life, and the efficiency has increased by about ten percent.

As for Han Zhou, within three days, he increased his shorthand typing speed to 370 words per minute.

And this speed can last for 10 minutes.

If it is only 320 words per minute, it can be maintained for two hours.

In other words, Han Zhou can now type [-] characters in two hours.

If you type for two hours and take a break for a few hours, if you spend six hours typing in three periods a day, you can write 12.

This is awesome.

Even if you can't be a star after the collapse of the house, you can still get a monthly salary of [-] yuan if you become a stenographer and typist.

And Han Sisheng's secretary is already stupid.

Because Han Zhou's more than 300 words per minute, it's not just typing!Come prepared!

Han Zhou is actually writing a novel with a plot, more than 300 words per minute!
This fucking writes faster than others can read.

Really, this author updates too much, readers can't read it!

After obtaining this ability, Han Zhou quickly began to accumulate manuscripts.

The reason is simple, because Han Zhou is afraid that one day, after he adapts to this world, his original memory will gradually fade.

At that time, the bug-like ability similar to hypermemory will probably be lost.

So before that, I can accumulate as many works as I can.

At the beginning, Han Zhou predicted that after he learned how to type using shorthand, he would have time to rest.

Now it seems that it is nothing more than putting pressure on the tendon sheath, and there is no such thing as rest.

Turned into a ruthless coding machine.

When Han Zhou coded day and night, the actions of the new world did not stop.

Recently, New World packed Yang Chuan and sent him to participate in various variety shows.

You want ACE9 to be on variety shows, right?In addition to giving money, you have to give Yang Chuan a chance in your other programs, and there are a lot of shots, otherwise there will be no talk.

Many TV stations were puzzled. Yang Chuan is not handsome and has no talent. Why does New World praise him so much?What's the meaning?
And after Yang Chuan participated in several Niucha variety shows, he was repeatedly asked by his friends who ran together in the past, why he suddenly got on the express train of the New World, is it a PY transaction?
Yang Chuan thought of the scene where he played the barber, Jiang Bang, and his buttocks.

If it is not a PY transaction, it seems that it is not.

If it is a PY transaction, it seems that something is not quite right.

"I met Brother Han, and Brother Han said he wanted me to debut."

Someone immediately said, "So, how did you meet Han Shuai?!"

"How can I let Han Shuai see me?"

"What did you do, why did Brother Han help you?"

Yang Chuan was very profound: "I don't know, maybe it was because Brother Han took a fancy to him when he was sick."

Yang Chuan also felt very magical.

I just saw Han Zhou watching the ants, going up to make trouble, and then blocking the sun for a while.

As a result, he became a member of the new world in a daze?
Many years later, Yang Chuan recalled this past event and said something like this, "Brother Han is a well-deserved godfather of world entertainment, just like me, no one would think that an ugly person like me can win the best actor, but at the beginning Brother Han It's just that I took a fancy to my characteristics and potential at a glance, and I didn't even know that I had this kind of energy. '

Yang Chuan is different from others.

Other actors cannot participate in too many variety shows. The deeper the personal impression they leave on the audience, the less conducive it is for the characters to impress the audience.

At that time, whatever you play is playing yourself.

As for Yang Chuan, what he wants to perform is a buffoon.

The more the audience is familiar with the usual Yang Chuan, the more they will feel that this clown role is too good.

Therefore, Han Zhou ordered Sister Hong to try her best to find a variety show for Yang Chuan so that the audience could get familiar with this face.

In addition to Yang Chuan's movements, the biggest move in New World right now is that "Diaosi Man" and "Never Expected" were launched almost at the same time.

And they all ushered in an outbreak period at the end of November.

Now, in every corner of the Internet, there are many stalks about "Diaosi Men" and "Wonderful Expectations" are circulating.

Many netizens regard these hot stalks as mantras and say them every day.

"98 is like this, 298 can't take off?!"

"Papa to papa, clap your hands if you feel happy."

"Uncle Te will serve you, it's great!"

"Ice and Fire Nine Heavens!"

"I think of running under the sunset that day, that is my lost youth."

"Your sister! You clearly forgot the words!"

"I never expected that I would defeat the Demon King in the end."

For Liu Yanzhou, as an idol, food seems to be superfluous.

But playing the role of Wang Dahammer is simply a lore!

With a paralyzed face and a serious Mandarin accent.

Every time he speaks seriously, the bullet screen will read 'Hahahahaha! 'Swipe the screen.

As for Zhang Jiuquan, he is not yet well-known as a director. Although he is already well-known in the industry under the name "No. [-] in the World", how do ordinary audiences know him?

But now, the audience all know Zhang Jiuquan.

Every time I see a picture or video of Zhang Jiuquan, some netizens will leave a comment: "Brother Jiu has left his other leg in Xijiaocheng, right?"

"Brother Jiu, wash your feet every day, wash your bald skin soon?"

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At present, web dramas and short dramas exist between short videos and film and television dramas.

His popularity is as high as that of film and television dramas, but his profit can only be as long as short videos.

However, his excellent production is at the same level as film and television dramas, much higher than short video production.

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If you look at them as film and television dramas, they are not as profitable as film and television drama actors.

Liu Yanzhou is now one of the most famous Internet celebrities on the Internet.

And Zhang Jiuquan is the director who has dedicated the most times to art on the Internet.

As a result, recently Zhang Jiuquan recruited actors for "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" on behalf of New World. Many actors really thought that Zhang Jiuquan liked big health care, so they always invited him to Xijiaocheng.

And Zhang Jiuquan...he really likes to wash his feet!

Seeing so many people asking Zhang Jiuquan to wash his feet, Chen Xiaoyong was envious and jealous, and reported Zhang Jiuquan to Han Zhou several times.

Zhang Jiuquan gritted his teeth and decided to bring Chen Xiaoyong with him when he was invited to wash his feet.

The golden left foot and golden right foot of Hengdian Xijiaocheng come back out of the rivers and lakes!

Time soon entered December, the end of the year.

The awards season in China came two months earlier than the awards season in the United States.

The awards ceremony for music awards has begun on a large scale.

Every day, except for the crazy code words, Han Zhou accompanied An Lan to receive the award.

Han Zhou had a feeling that An Lan and Wang Xiya had reached some kind of agreement.

For music awards, An Lan accompanied Han Zhou.

For the film and television awards, Wang Xiya accompanied Han Zhou.

But... the red and green clothes and pants are still red and green. When two women buy clothes for Han Zhou, they still choose a set, and they haven't discussed it. Although the clothes bought by the two are very good every time.

But just taking out one piece of clothing and putting it together with another set of pants is magical.

Everyone in the entertainment industry knows that Han Zhou likes to wear fancy clothes.

The point is, the clothes and pants are very formal, but when put together, they are very gaudy.

This kind of matching ability, looking around, is quite explosive in the global fashion circle.

At the beginning of December, at the Golden Butterfly Awards, An Lan won Best New Female Singer, Best Female Singer, Album of the Year, Golden Song of the Year, Most Popular Album of the Year, all the awards that female singers can get.

Han Zhou won four awards for Best Lyrics "Farewell", Best Composition "The Moon Represents My Heart", Best Album Production "Love at First Sight" and Best New Male Singer.

But the best male singer, Han Zhou, is out of the picture.

Because Han Zhou didn't release an album all year round, only singles.

Even if he has been on the top of the hit song list many times, there is no way to get this award.

This award goes to an old acquaintance.

Zhang Huaye.

Zhang Huaye released the single "I Remember" at the beginning. It was not particularly popular at the beginning, but was liked by many old fans.

Zhang Huaye has never cooperated with top songwriters, and he has maintained his status as a first-line singer thanks to his singing skills.

And after "I Remember" came out, his old fans were all crying.

Finally, our brother Ye has finally caught up with an expert!

At first Zhang Huaye thought that the market response to "I Remember" was not good, but he didn't think too much about it.

Because this song was originally used as a gift to his deceased mother, it doesn't matter whether the song sells well or not.

Later, Zhang Huaye released his solo album, which included "I Remember".

And just at this time, "I Remember" became popular!
On the short video website, overwhelming!

There are more than [-] videos with over [-] comments alone!
Many of them are animations based on lyrics.

After the interpretation of the animation, passers-by and fans understood the meaning of "I Remember".

"I carry luggage heavier than my body

swim down the nile
After a few bolts of lightning see a bunch of halos

not sure if it's here
I saw several people standing together

They took my luggage with scissors
wipe my head no chance to go back

Until I heard a voice I was sure it was you..."

After watching the animation, the fans realized that the luggage, which was heavier than the body, was actually the placenta.

The bottom of the Nile refers to the amniotic fluid.

A few bolts of lightning and a bunch of halos refer to the shadowless lamp on the operating table.

I saw several people standing together, taking scissors to remove the luggage, referring to the placenta removed after the caesarean section.

Finally, it was confirmed that it was you, the voice of the mother.

That's what the original lyrics mean.

Fans get it!It turns out... Zhang Huaye was born by caesarean section!

However, the lyrics still touched a lot of netizens, especially folk light rock cover singers, who especially like to cover this song.

Various cover songs have sprung up like mushrooms after rain.

"I Remember" is also getting more and more popular.

The storm of "I Remember" also ignited Zhang Huaye's new album.

Many people don't know that "I Remember" has been released as a single, and they thought it was a new song from the new album.

And this album sold a full 170 million copies!
This data is already a platinum album.

If it was placed more than ten years ago, it would have been quite a blast, and it could be directly named King of Songs.

Now, because of the crackdown on piracy, this statistic is not so good, but it also helped Zhang Huaye get the first Best Male Singer Award in his life.

In this way, the Golden Butterfly Award was won by Han Zhou's work!

Then came the Golden Wheat Awards.

An Lan is still a grand slam.

Han Zhou is also the best new male singer. In addition, he has obtained the certification of a gold medal songwriter, which is equivalent to obtaining the official first-class songwriter certification.

The Golden Wheat Award for Best Male Singer was awarded to Lin Xiaoxing.

At the end of December, the most powerful Golden Melody Awards came.

An Lan, this time she failed the Grand Slam.

Because the Golden Melody Award itself has one more award than other awards, it is called the best golden song of the year.

The golden song of the year at the Golden Melody Awards was awarded to "Farewell".

Han Zhou never expected at the scene that Huang Yi would be the award presenter.

An Lan's grandmother, Huang Yi, came to the scene and personally presented the award to Han Zhou.

And An Lan also lost the single-year Grand Slam honor.

Of course, the Grand Slam itself should also include a lifetime achievement award. An Lan's age, no matter how explosive his performance is, it is impossible to win this award, so it is impossible for him to win a single-year Grand Slam.

The entire month of December was spent in codewords and awards season.

Han Zhou has accumulated a large number of works, including a new novel, the lyrics of 35 songs, [-] articles, and the scripts of [-] movies.

Finally, 2024 has arrived.

On New Year's Eve, as usual, Han Zhou went to work at the company and then returned to the rental house.

Sent some text messages to say hello to Wang Xiya An Lan for the new year.

Say hello to Chen Feng, Liu Yiling, Lin Xiaoxing, Rang Bing, Luo Daming, and Wang Mingyuan.

Then Han Sisheng and Xie Fu.

Then I received a bunch of greeting messages and replied one by one.

In the end, Han Zhou posted a picture on WeChat Moments.

【2019年发财！叉掉！2020！叉掉！2021！叉掉！2022！叉掉！2023！叉掉！2024年发财！！！】

It was one o'clock in the night after finishing the work, drank a little wine, and prepared to go to bed.

At this time, Han Zhou's phone rang.

Han Zhou saw Timo Pushkin.

"Hey, Teemo, happy new year!"

Timo: "Is the Chinese New Year over there? It's still 23 years over here."

Han Zhou smiled: "Little Timo who stayed in the old days, you will be one year older tomorrow, is your kidney still working? Has your consumption exceeded the limit recently?"

Timo sighed on the other end of the phone: "Han Zhou, I have a big deal, and I'm still joking!"

Han Zhou was puzzled: "What big things can you do... You won't blow up "The Twilight Saga", right?!!!"

Han Zhou raised his voice by three orders of magnitude: "I'm coming by plane right now! Just wait!!"

Timo: "The filming of "The Twilight Saga" is well underway. After filming, we are starting to make special effects. It is estimated that it will be released in summer."

Finished?That's a good thing!Waiting for the screenwriter's box office share, waiting for "Twilight Saga 2" to make a lot of money!
What else could Timo do?

Could it be that he accidentally raped the daughter of the Angel City Councilor?

Han Zhou: "So, what's the matter?"

Teemo: "Didn't we use a mountain house for Twilight?"

"I searched and found a suitable villa, so I borrowed it."

"Unexpectedly, the other party is a Ermao."

Han Zhou was puzzled: "A two-haired man? Good thing, you are very familiar with the two-haired two-haired man!"

Timo: "The other party hated Lao Mao very much, so he moved his family to the United States when he was a child."

Han Zhou: "It's not bad for my fellow villagers to see their fellow villagers with tears in their eyes?"

Teemo: "Then he started to engage in arms."

Han Zhou: "???"

Timo: "I went to borrow a villa at that time. This person is very interested in the film and television industry. He said that he wanted to invest in a movie, so he wanted to film their story."

"At that time, I wanted to quickly get the villa to shoot, so I was happy for a while, and I agreed."

"I thought this kind of person would forget such little things after a while."

"Unexpectedly, he came to me again today!!!"

"I fucking forgot about this!!!"

This... is indeed a problem.

It's no wonder that as a big hairy man, Teemo, who is not afraid of anything, can still say that he is in trouble.

After all, the other party is a businessman, and every piece of his product can take Timo's dog's life.

Timo was on the other end of the phone: "He came to me today and asked me how the script was going. He also said that the investment was in place. He said that there were a lot of equipment in the first half of the year. They were all parked in Europe and could be used for filming at any time. , but in the second half of next year, it will have to be sent to the battlefield, so tell me to hurry up and start the project.”

"I didn't write a word, what should I do?"

Han Zhou: "What did you tell him?"

Timo laughed awkwardly: "The script I told him has already been written, and it's very well written. It needs to be revised."

Han Zhou: "Then you wait to die."

Timo: "Han Zhou, I know you write scripts very fast, can you create a script to deal with it?"

"I dragged him for three days!"

Han Zhou sighed: "You unlucky bastard, I will come to Archangel City tomorrow, so you are ready to ask him to meet."

Teemo must be saved.

Teemo is the most important link in Han Zhou's deployment in Hollywood.

It is also the bridgehead for New World to enter Hollywood.

If Teemo died, all the foreshadowing would be in vain, including the "Twilight" series.

Arms dealer?

Soon, Yang Hong helped Han Zhou book a plane ticket to Archangel City, and applied for a visa on the grounds of a work visit to Sutong Group.

As the screenwriter of "The Twilight Saga", it is normal for Han Zhou to go to Sutong (the previous writing was about Universal, which was a typo, and Twilight was filmed in cooperation with Sutong).

Soon after getting the visa, Han Zhou got on the plane, took out his notebook, and slowly wrote the script.

What Han Zhou didn't expect was when the plane landed in Archangel City.

A pair of policemen swarmed in and surrounded the first-class cabin directly!

Han Zhou people are all stupid.

These people asked to check Han Zhou's notebook.

Because every time the stewardess passed by, she saw Han Zhou writing about missiles, firearms, tanks, fighter jets, and other deals. It looked like an extremely dangerous person.

When the police came and saw Han Zhou, he was stupid.

Isn't this Han Zhou?Independent musician, god of independent music.

"Castro Bazaar" and "The Last of the Mohicans" and "Fade" hit the entire English-language Internet.

Could this person be a dangerous element?

Han Zhou could only tell the truth: "This is the script, a new movie script."

"I'm going to work in speedrunning now. I'm the screenwriter of the movie "Twilight". You can check the record at the film guild."

The police quickly confirmed this.

Misunderstanding resolved.

Han Zhou wiped his sweat.

Really just make a movie and get into the game once?This old tradition has continued to the United States.

But why didn't the filming of "Kung Fu" get into the game?Is it because the time has not come?
Coming out of the small black room at the airport, Han Zhou saw Chen Dayong and Timo.

Chen Dayong is imitating Timo at this time, wearing gaudy clothes.

After getting into the car, Chen Dayong was driving, and Timo grabbed the notebook and read it.

While watching, he looked up at Han Zhou in astonishment.

After reading the script slowly, Timo was dumbfounded!
I told you to take some time to come up with a script to deal with the matter, but I didn't ask you to write such a shocking thing!

Can this thing really be photographed?Can it be broadcast after filming?

Teemo: "Is this serious? Shoot according to this?"

Han Zhou: "I know that there is a gangster who has more than ten times more assets than the arms dealer you know."

"When he was exposed on the Internet as a gray force and a black force, guess what he said?"

Teemo: "Do you want to kill the whistleblower?"

Han Zhou shook his head: "He said, 'This is better, people will be more afraid of me, and business will be easier'."

Timo: "???"

Han Zhou: "Don't worry, when this movie is made, it won't have a low screening rate in any country, and it won't be banned. The only problem is that we need an actor to support this kind of role."

They can't wait to be able to promote their business. Although they scolded them, this is not a reason for them to ban it.

It's like the fact that the Bangguo consortium pays people to make movies every day. It's a reason for the black consortium.

If you can make money, what is it to be scolded?Being scolded without losing meat, making money is the business.

You've been doing this stuff, and you're afraid of being scolded? ? ?
Timo thought for a while: "Why don't you come?"

Han Zhou: "I don't play villains in Hollywood."

Timo thought for a while: "Let the arms dealer hire it himself?"

Han Zhou smiled: "This is reliable!"

Timo: "By the way, why are the place names in the script empty, and the name of the power, etc., are all empty."

Han Zhou: "Wouldn't it be better if you let him fill it out when you negotiate with him?"

Originally, the movie in the previous life was adapted from various real events.

In this life, if the arms dealer fills in the blanks, wouldn't it be an adaptation of a real event?

Han Zhou: "By the way, what's that man's name?"

Timo: "emmm..."

Han Zhou: "???"

Timo: "I will call you the protagonist."

Han Zhou: "Yuri Orlov?"

Timo: "My name is Yuri, and my surname is Turgenev."

The question mark on Han Zhou's forehead turned into an exclamation mark. This arms dealer has such a literary surname!Han Zhou looked at Timo again, Timo's surname is also very literary.

Han Zhou thought about whether he should take an English name, and call him Tagore Shakespeare Wilde Hemingway.

Or should the last name be Lu?By the way, Mr. Lu himself is not surnamed Lu, so forget it.

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Ask for a monthly pass!
During the transition period, I originally wanted to write some daily routines, but I was often scolded before. Recently, I tried not writing daily routines to see the effect, and I will write daily routines after a while.

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