The star is suspected of being mentally ill
Chapter 186 "Kung Fu" hits the show, double mountain monsters!
Chapter 186 "Kung Fu" hits the show, double mountain monsters!
Luo Wangfu, cinema.
The premiere of "Predecessor Cycle 2" is full of tricks.
There are a lot of programs prepared.
The leading actor Chen Minshi sang the theme song, and Wei Tan prepared wonderful magic tricks.
However, the reporters in their hall are far inferior to Hall 1 of "Kung Fu", both in quantity and quality.
The reason is simple, Han Sisheng came to watch the movie in person.
In New Year's Eve, almost all the first-line actors who settled down in Yanjing didn't have much work. Except for the movies that were currently showing, everyone else came to the premiere of "Kung Fu".
Are you kidding me, Han Sisheng!
Cards!
Not to mention, Xie Fu's presence led to two directors from the fourth generation, three directors from the fifth generation, and three directors from the fifth generation. The sixth generation wanted to come, but only one came. The others, Han Sisheng, did not allow them to come.
And the premiere of "Kung Fu" can be said to be very dishonest.
There is only one show.
That is, Zheng Xiaolong came to the stage and played a set of martial arts routines.
However, the house was full of cheers.
"Little Zhan Zhao!!!"
"Zhan Zhao is so cute!"
"You're so handsome, Zhan Zhao!!"
The third round of Shaobao has just ended, and Zheng Xiaolong's nationality is catching up with the first-line stars.
Originally, what Yang Hong meant was that the road show was too simple, was it insincere?Otherwise, let Wei Yuan's brother-in-law, an actor with the double shape of the sixteenth road tiger and crane, also come on stage.
But Han Zhou refused.
The creator is on stage.
Han Zhou took the microphone and introduced them one by one.
"The lead actress, An Lan."
"Male number two, Fatty Cong."
"Yang Chuan, played by Jiang Bao."
"Fire Cloud Cthulhu, Liang Qiao."
"The charterer, Lou Hua, the charterer Mao Qi."
"There are also guest appearances by our Brother Feng, Sister Yi Ling, the eternal love song prince Lin Xiaoxing, and as you know, Mr. Kim Hyo-hee, the former Tomorrow Superstar, also appeared in it, but today he went back to the baseball country, so he couldn't turn up."
"Our assistant director, Zhang Jiuquan, and our photographer Chen Xiaoyong."
"Associate director, director Xie Fu, producer Mr. Han Sisheng."
"I saw that many friends from the media raised their hands and wanted to ask questions, but let's watch the movie first, and then it's not too late to ask questions."
Some media shouted: "Why?"
Han Zhou smiled: "Because the movie is so good, after watching the movie, you probably won't gossip."
Faced with this joke, the media and audience at the scene, as well as the stars who came to join in, laughed together.
"So, everyone, let's start the movie."
When they got to the audience, when they took their seats, someone noticed a strange thing.
Many celebrities sat in the second row, or even the third row.
But in the first row, there seemed to be three amateurs.
They weren't on stage, they weren't main creators, but they were obviously not actors either.
A little girl, an uncle.
There is another one that many people know, colleagues, and a reporter.
But why is he sitting in the first row, and why is my position in the third row?
Isn't the first row not only the main creator but also film critics?
However, everyone did not delve into this point, because the scene was already dark.
After taking his seat, Han Sisheng sat next to Han Zhou.
Han Sisheng looked up at the screen: "I specifically didn't watch this movie during the review."
Han Zhou was a little surprised and turned to look at Han Sisheng.
Han Sisheng looked at the screen, a butterfly was flying on the screen, the camera zoomed up, it turned out that the word Kung Fu was made into the shape of a mountain, and the butterfly flew around Kung Fu.
Han Sisheng: "I heard that you spent so much money on special effects, so I hope to see this movie for the first time on the big screen."
Han Zhou nodded: "I won't be disappointed."
In the previous life, "Kung Fu" was almost the final funeral of Kung Fu movies.
After kung fu came out, it was almost impossible to make better kung fu movies.
Later, the so-called "Kung Fu King" co-produced by China and the United States gathered the eldest brother and the Kung Fu Emperor, but the supporting roles were also more powerful than each other.
But honestly, a bunch of crap.
After that, "One Man's Martial Arts" can be regarded as a sigh after the swan song.
"Ip man"?To be precise, Ip Man should be a martial arts movie, not a kung fu movie.
It's just that the main creator was not reconciled, and made a martial arts movie look like a kung fu movie.
How to distinguish between the two?In fact, it is very simple. Kung Fu movies can use their bodies to beat guns without any scruples.
Martial arts films should not be worth mentioning in front of firearms.
If the distinction between the two is not clear, it will only be confused.
For example, 'grab quickly from seven steps away, and the gun is fast and accurate within seven steps'.
The core of martial arts movies and kung fu movies is not the same thing.
And "Kung Fu" has brought together the great elements of Kung Fu movies, and raised the unique Chinese film culture that represents Kung Fu culture to the highest level, and the special effects are also top-notch.
Almost unsurpassed.
In the previous life, "Kung Fu" was the end of an era, but in this world, "Kung Fu" is the beginning of an era.
Looking at the screen, the plot has not yet started. Although Han Sisheng is staring at the screen, he is still talking: "Do you know how many big screens there were in Huaguo seven years ago?"
Han Zhou: "Eight thousand."
Han Sisheng: "What about this year?"
Han Zhou: "About thirty-two thousand."
Han Sisheng smiled: "Two years later?"
Han Zhou: "Eighty thousand."
What is this concept?
The number of big screens in the United States is in the early [-]s, and it has been maintained for many years.
Africa and South America combined are less than [-], and to be precise, the other continents combined are less than [-].
A few years ago, the big screen in China was only one-fifth of that in the United States. This year it is close, and next year it will be almost the same.
Two years later, the Spring Festival stalls will be double that of the United States.
Han Sisheng smiled: "The government hasn't released the data, how do you know it so clearly?"
Han Zhou: "China Film Company has not announced the current big screen data, but China State Construction has announced how many CBDs and commercial centers there are in the country."
"If you can't figure out how many big screens there are, then don't do it."
Han Sisheng laughed loudly: "Most practitioners don't know these data at all, don't they know how many new commercial centers have been built in the country?"
"If everyone in the film industry was as smart as you, then I could retire with peace of mind."
Han Zhou: "The movie has started."
At the beginning of the story, it appeared in the police station of the old magic city.
The place was quiet.
Everyone looked in the same direction.
At the same time, there was the sound of someone being beaten.
The camera stops at the 'Sin Busters' plaque.
A police officer bumped into a plaque on the second floor, smashed the plaque, and fell to the ground, in a state of embarrassment.
"Who else?!" Chen Feng, the boss of the Crocodile Gang, came out.
At the same time, all the police officers withdrew their eyes from watching the excitement, and kept silent like a cicada.
"Such a beautiful woman was brought here just because she spit on the ground."
"Is there still a king's law? Is there still a law?"
"Your bureau chief has to give our crocodile gang face, otherwise he won't be able to be the bureau chief. You don't know me right away???"
There was such a sarcastic line at the beginning, and the scene was filled with muffled laughter.
Police officer lying on the ground: "Sorry, I didn't know she was your wife."
Crocodile gang boss 'cough! 'Spit out a mouthful of phlegm.
The policeman dodged subconsciously.
He kicked over the kettle and landed on him: "How dare you hide?"
"Walk."
Many people at the scene were very strange.
Are you sure this is a movie for the Spring Festival family carnival?
What happened next surprised everyone even more.
On the deserted street, the boss of the crocodile gang played by Chen Feng looked at the 'New World Song and Dance Hall' opposite the police station: "I don't know how to make music in any business, and there is no one on the big weekend."
Although it was very funny, but then, the members of the Wuyangyang Ax Gang appeared in uniform on the originally deserted street.
A black-on-black fight or massacre took place at the gate of the police station.
Chen Feng lived up to expectations, and the cameo role died again.
However, next, Brother Chen, the boss of the ax gang, danced to the music, cutting various bloody, brutal, black and evil scenes with montage techniques.
And more and more people dance with the Ax Gang.
It also implies that the Ax Gang is getting stronger and stronger.
Many viewers who heard that "Kung Fu" is a family movie and brought their children were dumbfounded.
seriously?
However, with the childhood shadow of "Little Bag" as the background, everyone did not directly feel uncomfortable.
Just have doubts.
And between the switches, the subtitles also gave the answer.
[This is an era of turmoil and gangster rampage.Only impoverished villages where gangsters have no interest can find temporary peace. 】
Pig cage walled city.
People from all walks of life are on stage.
Coolie Qiang came out carrying several sandbags.
The charterer finished his meal at Ah Gui's breakfast shop and settled the accounts.
A Gui is very understanding of the world and doesn't need money.
The charterer said he would go back and discuss with his wife about reducing his rent.
Then, the charterer ran to find Brother Shan, the tailor, and kissed Ah Zhen by the way.
"Ah Zhen, are you serious?!"
"Oh, charterer, why are you doing this!"
Bao Yazhen's dress and exaggerated lines made people laugh.
Afterwards, the sauce burst into broad daylight, and she washed her hair and took a bath in front of the public faucet.
The water suddenly stopped.
"Charter, why is the water cut off?"
The next long shot is full of laughs.
"Goodmoring."
"Your mother is tall, if you don't pay the rent, be careful that I will burn your shop down."
Tailor Shan laughed in a very motherly way, and the charter woman: "Laugh, what are you laughing at, you don't have to pay the rent if you laugh? Old dermatitis."
The coolie passed by with his head on his shoulders, and the renter said, "So strong, you deserve to be a coolie for the rest of your life, you owe me a few months' rent, and you don't even say hello in the morning, be careful you're exhausted, you bastard."
It’s not good to talk together, it’s not good to laugh, it’s not good to not talk?
However, the next scene was the audience burst into laughter.
The charter woman turned her head and came back, slapped the barber and said, "Don't think you're handsome and I won't hit you!"
Then, the charter woman was at the entrance of the bathhouse and caught the charter man who was peeking at the aunt's bath.
When he got home, Baozugong was beaten violently, and finally fell from the fourth floor and fell to the ground.
When everyone gathered around, a flower pot hit the back of his head.
Jiang Bao tried to test it with a branch, but the charterer lay motionless on the ground, but waved his hand: "Don't make trouble."
Seeing that he was not dead, everyone dispersed immediately.
The audience burst into laughter.
This nonsensical style has never been seen by any audience.
But, is it that funny?
In fact, these things are not nonsensical, but they are exaggerated because they have not seen the cause and effect. Soon, the audience will understand that these seemingly funny and nonsensical things are actually foreshadowing, and no shot is superfluous.
Soon, Han Zhou appeared. Although he didn't even have a name, the audience knew very well that he was the leading actor.
"You blackmail me?"
"Even if one of me falls, there will still be tens of thousands of me."
The leading actor Xing looked at the people surrounding him: "Help Brother Axe sleep here, take a step forward without fear of death."
Everyone stepped forward in unison.
The audience laughed.
Xing: "So there is nothing to talk about? Then follow the rules of the world and fight one-on-one."
"That aunt with the onion!"
"What are you laughing at? I'll let you punch me. Hit me."
"puff!"
The blood spurted out. Although the audience didn't drink the salt soda, they almost spit out the salt soda with laughter.
"what is your job?"
"I plow the fields."
"That dwarf, come out."
The dwarf in the crowd froze for a few moments, then stood up, more than two meters tall.
"I hate people lying to me the most, sit down!"
"That old man!"
The old man walked out of the crowd, his muscles stretched across his body.
Xing: "I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about...that little brat, I've endured you for a long time, come out!"
After the kid came out, he was bigger than the old man.
After all kinds of nonsense, Jiang Bao brought the charterer over, and the soles of the charterer's shoes were raging.
Then Xing took the firecrackers: "A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops will meet you!"
Unexpectedly, the Ax Gang was really recruited, and they were still the second in command.
It was the second-in-command's hat that exploded for Xing.
Erdangjia wanted to attack Jiang Bao, but ended up flying into the trash can inexplicably.
"Don't move, break it, call someone!"
Brother Chen, the eldest brother of the ax helper, came to the scene, smiled at the sight, and waved his hand to signal to do it.
Gasoline was poured on the head, Brother Chen threatened not to reveal who did it, and burned the innocent third mother and son.
As a result, on the count of two, the lighter flew out.
At this moment, Coolie Qiang grabbed the lighter.
Zhang Jiafei's legs and axes rushed up one by one.
And the tailor who was about to be chopped couldn't bear it anymore.
The tailor was also forced to make a move, and the sixteenth road tiger and crane were double-shaped.
Finally, the Ax gang took out their firearms, and as a result, a stick flew by and nailed the two guns to the wall.
The three masters shot together, and soon the Ax Gang suffered heavy losses and fled in embarrassment.
Brother Chen originally planned to make Xing and Gu pretend to be members of the Ax Gang, but Xing was very skilled at picking locks and was able to escape.
Brother Chen also let them go.
And it was agreed that if Xing killed someone, he would recruit them into the Ax Gang.
On the road, Xing recalled the experience of buying Tathagata Palm for ten yuan when he was a child.
"Wow, Tathagata God's Palm only sells for two cents a book. I want to kill people!"
"A fool, a mute, go die!"
In the end, Teacher Kim Hyo Hee urinated in the street, many audience members were laughing, and many people couldn't bear it.
The core of comedy is tragedy. Sensitive audiences have already discovered it, but more audiences have not yet penetrated into it.
Xing, who wanted to kill someone, wanted to kill the people in that fortified city the most. In the end, he hit himself three times.
When filming this episode, many employees felt that they might collapse, and there was a high probability of collapse.
But now, seeing the completed film with special effects, everyone laughed silly.
And Xing used the two knives on his shoulders as a rearview mirror, and the race with the charter woman on the road was also full of laughter.
However, the plot has gone from completely relaxed to half hilarious and half serious.
Xing recovers from his injury inexplicably, just in time to see Tian Candi come out.
"Before Qingming, two blind men are running around with this coffin board on their backs."
Tian Can Di Can was invited by the Ax Gang to take action, which also led to the event of the ultimate murderer, Huo Yun Xie Shen.
The two came to Pigpen Walled City.
The next paragraph made the audience call it cool and shuddering.
The mighty Zhang Family Feiyun had strong legs and walked all the way.
Amidst the sound of the piano, there are passages of bamboo branches.
Bamboo basket separation.
The cat's shadow was cut in half.
After many times of probing, Coolie Qiang didn't find out at all.
A first-class expert like him did not discover this temptation at all.
When he found out, he turned around and his head fell to the ground.
piano sound?kill?
The audience was stunned.
The new martial arts in this world have just started, and the audience can't take their eyes off this kind of fantasy.
In fact, here are the three realms of kung fu.
Coolie Qiang is the ultimate master in external training of muscles, bones and skin.
But there is still a huge gap between Brother Shan and Agui.
However, even Brother Shan and Agui, the masters of internal energy who practiced in one breath, are still retreating steadily under their subordinates.
In the sound wave skill, the cold light flickered, and the sound formed a fist, hitting the tailor Shan brother hard.
Then he became a knife and wanted to take Shan Ge's life.
A Gui appeared with a gun, and fought back and forth with them at first.
But after Tiancan got serious, he was still not an opponent at all.
At this time, Bao Zhupo appeared: "Stop making noise!!!"
"There are still masters?!"
Tian Can Di Can wants to fly to the fourth floor to find them with light work.
After jumping up, he fell down again, and then Bao Zugong's feet landed slowly.
A set of Tai Chi that moves smoothly and smoothly, and the playful people beat each other to their knees.
The two lifted the piano again, and at this moment, Bao Zhupo showed the terrifying 'lion's roar skill'.
The master and Brother Chen, who had been watching the show, were scared back into the car.
However, the charterer and the charterer also appeared in the car.
After a silent threat, Brother Chen and the two were dumbfounded.
After the car was started, lighting a cigarette directly ignited his hair.
The audience in the movie theater laughed numbly.
At this moment, Hong Xiong, an audio engineer sitting in the corner of the first row, looked up at the back row.
Every ten seconds, just laugh.
Then it's a gasp.
Compared with the premiere of the original "Kung Fu", the world is still different.
Nonsensical jokes are still funny.
The impact of new martial arts combined with special effects is also unprecedented.
Double shock, the effect is better than the original version in the previous life.
Almost uniform in the cinema.
"Hahaha" for a while, "hiss" and "bull beep" for a while!
There are even audience members who are excited and applauding.
Red Bear bowed his head and continued to write a film review: "I haven't watched other movies in the Spring Festival, but the box office battle has already reached the result when the Spring Festival movie market opened for an hour."
"No one is the opponent of "Kung Fu", because from the beginning of my career to the present, in the past 15 years, there is no commercial film that is the opponent of "Kung Fu."
"Joke, a very exaggerated joke, the first shock of Korean comedy to the world?"
"New martial arts, the new martial arts that has gained a lot of popularity on TV in the past year has an excellent reputation, and "Kung Fu" continues this reputation."
"The audience around me will laugh every three seconds, laugh out loud every 15 seconds, and be moved by a surprising new experience every minute."
"I have a colleague who specializes in comedy film critics. He is used to ticking a circle for every small laugh and a tick for every big laugh when watching a movie live. Today, he has no time to record every laugh. It's time to appear, and the jokes are too dense to record."
"There will be more than 20 or even [-] classic lines in this movie. Maybe [-] years later, the audience will be able to memorize all the lines directly, because I have already decided that I will watch it again after the online version comes out. Maybe I’ll watch it many more times in the future.”
"Comedy upstart, martial arts master, this is my evaluation of Han Zhou."
"Acting skills? Anyone who has seen Mr. Shu knows that I am not qualified to comment on Han Zhou's acting skills."
"However, at the beginning, when Han Zhou made An Lan, who had a wonderful voice, played a mute, I should have known that this was another classic, but I didn't expect that this might be the benchmark of commercial films in Huaguo. "
Red Bear watched the movie while writing, and missed a lot of scenes.
But he didn't regret it, because he decided, after the premiere, find a smaller hall, book a better seat, and relax.
As a film critic, I eat too much shit. When I encounter such a good movie, I must savor it carefully.
"A peerless master who is unique in a million."
"Huoyun Cthulhu accidentally opened up his Ren and Du's second channel, activating his potential."
"Oops, Toad Gong!"
When the chartered public and Baozhupo appeared, in fact, the force in the film has reached another level.
The three masters practice the muscles, bones and skin outside, first legs, then punches and then weapons, which embodies the things of martial arts.
And then, the heavens and the earth were broken, and the realm was raised to the level of internal training.
But chartering public housing and housewife is both internal and external.
Is the real peerless master.
But after Huoyun Cthulhu appeared, he was only shocked.
human limit.
terror.
Abnormal Human Research Center?
Fans who have Han Zhou are very curious. Based on Han Zhou's experience, maybe there is such a place in the world, and maybe there is a Huoyun evil god in it?
In the end, the one-of-a-kind peerless master Xing fought against Huoyun Cthulhu.
Many viewers were actually emotional.
The evil god is already the limit of ordinary people, and even the peerless genius, who is one in a million, is no match for Huoyun evil god.
However... Xing has practiced a move called Tathagata Palm.
He was lifted up to the sky by Hama Gong, and in the sky, Xing stepped on the back of an eagle and performed a double jump.
Under the sun, the cloud is like a Buddha, which is memorable.
This will be a scene that will remain in film history forever.
The palm of the Tathagata descended from the sky is so terrifying.
Red Bear lowered his head and continued to write a film review: "The core of this movie is actually truth, goodness and beauty."
"Strength does not come from being one-of-a-kind, but from being kind."
"If the star hadn't stepped forward and the prodigal son turned back, then there would be no subsequent plot."
"If I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell, this sentence appears many times in the play."
"It seems that Han Zhou wants to use kung fu to tell something worth telling."
"It was mentioned twice in the lines that he should be a doctor or a lawyer. In China, it is difficult for me to analyze the metaphor, but considering that Han Zhou has been to the United States many times, the meaning of these two lines is different. It speaks for itself.”
"Doctors or lawyers represent ordinary people who have successfully obtained the most lucrative career after studying."
"The protagonist didn't become a doctor or a lawyer, but he was mocking American selfishness because he chose to dedicate himself."
"It is regrettable that in that era, such a person was forced by life to be a villain in the end, and kindness made him not even a villain."
"The protagonist is the one-in-a-million Chosen Son. Because of his potential, he's the one who keeps going. What about ordinary people?"
"This film is too simple and very funny."
"This film is too complicated, and the spiritual core is difficult to analyze."
"The above film reviews are all invalid. I need to read it from the beginning and analyze it again."
In the end, Xing did not kill Huoyun Cthulhu.
The last sentence is not very harmful, but extremely insulting.
"Want to learn, you? I'll teach you."
The evil god was completely defeated.
He was defeated in terms of strength, defeated in terms of martial arts, and even as a person, he knew that he was defeated.
The hidden weapon lotus was rubbed into the sky by the stars.
Golden petals flutter.
The dumb female protagonist who has a low sense of presence in this film appears on the screen.
Red Bear took a deep breath, feeling so tired after watching a good movie for the first time.
Because he clearly saw that Fang's appearance was directly related to Xing's transformation from a good person to a villain, and from a villain to a good person.
But how many metaphors there are in it can't be analyzed at all.
Is this the relationship on the surface, or does it have a deeper meaning?
In this movie, there is not a single extra shot, each shot has its own meaning.
And the movie is not short of shots.
You can see truth, goodness and beauty in it.
A lament for an era can be seen inside.
Love can also be seen.
Comedy can be seen.
Tragedy can be seen.
You can see love, friendship, affection, and even war friendship.
Moreover, Red Bear still remembered that Huoyun Cthulhu was holding a newspaper when he appeared in the Abnormal Human Research Center.
Skimmed in a hurry, but saw a lot of information.
And this background information combined with the film itself may bring a completely different sense.
In this movie, you actually need to watch every shot clearly in order to know what he said in detail.
However, everything he said was particularly simple, completely unambiguous and pretending to be "deep" things.
This is very...
Red Bear wrote his new movie review.
""Kung Fu" has a score of [-]. There is no movie review. Sorry, I can't write a movie review. You should go and see this movie for yourself. If you haven't seen him, maybe it will be very difficult to surf the Internet in the future, because it represents a popular trend. .”
In fact, this movie is not completely without waste shots.
There is.
At the beginning of the original version, the main character appeared on the stage and said, "Still playing football? 'Because Xingye's last movie was "Shaolin Soccer", this scene means that Shaolin football is in the past, and Kung Fu is more beautiful.
However, in this world, this lens seems meaningless.
However, once the movie is made, netizens will give it meaning, and maybe the national football team will be scolded again.
There is also the name of coolie Qiang Baoyazhen.
In "Shaolin Soccer", Ah Qiang thought he was going to die, so he called Ah Zhen, which also gave rise to the hit song "Ah Zhen Falls in Love with Ah Qiang".
Han Zhou didn't change here either.
It's not that it can't be changed, but, let's pay tribute to Master Xing. Although no one in this world knows Master Xing, it's worth it.
At the end of the movie, the candy store, An Lan and Han Zhou confront each other, the camera rotates, and finally turns into a young protagonist (Zheng Xiaolong) and a young heroine (Guest star of Xie Fu's granddaughter).
This picture made all the audience feel a lot of emotion.
The lights came on, and the host came on stage impatiently.
Invite the main creator to come on stage.
Han Zhou didn't get up.
He was waiting for the subtitles to finish.
The others saw that Director Han didn't get up, so they didn't get up.
The moderator invites again.
Only then did Han Zhou say: "I want to read the staff list."
The host just gave up.
Han Zhou was a little angry.
The new world is still not strong enough, so it can only invite second-rate hosts.
It's not that Han Zhou doesn't know good hosts, such as Gu Yu.
But they hosted the Spring Festival Gala last night, and this week they are going to prepare a seven-day Spring Festival show.
Han Zhou can't invite you.
It seems that to participate in the Mango Channel variety show next, it is best to choose a host to form a cooperative relationship. There will be too many such occasions in the future.
It is necessary to have a host friend who often cooperates.
After the staff list was played, Han Zhou took the stage.
Others got up and walked up.
The host smiled and said, "Director Han, "Kung Fu" is so good, what kind of comedy is this drama?"
Han Zhou doesn't want to talk about this now.
Han Zhou's most important job now is not to make movies to make money, but to improve the status of filmmakers other than leading actors and directors.
Han Zhou raised the microphone: "I want to hear the views of the audience first."
"Is Kung Fu good-looking?"
The audience cheered and burst into applause: "It looks good!!!"
Han Zhou: "Where does it look good?!"
Audience: "Joke!!"
Han Zhou: "I wrote some of the jokes, and screenwriter Xiaotang and screenwriter Archie added some, thank you two."
In fact, most of the jokes Han Zhou used were original versions, with very few added.
But still added some local stalks.
The two screenwriters waved their hands, and the audience also responded with warm applause and cheers.
Han Zhou: "What other parts are good-looking?"
Audience: "Well played!!"
Han Zhou smiled: "Then I would like to thank the martial arts instructor Zheng Jianjun, who is also the father of our little Zhanzhao Zheng Xiaolong."
When the audience heard it, they screamed wildly.
"Hello, father-in-law!"
Zheng Jianjun: "???!!!"
Han Zhou smiled: "There is also the martial arts instructor Yuan Baoqing."
Yuan Baoqing: "Most of the martial arts movements are made up by Director Han himself."
Han Zhou smiled: "Thank you, Teacher Yuan."
This is to thank Yuan Baye from the previous life, but the audience will think it is a repeated thank you to Yuan Baoqing.
Han Zhou: "What else?"
Audience: "The heroine looks good!!!"
The audience burst out laughing.
An Lan waved: "Thank you for your support."
Some viewers shouted: "Han Gou, the movie is very good. I forgive you about the little dragon girl. Do you dare to let An Lan speak in the next movie!!! Are you afraid of being robbed?!"
An Lan laughed loudly: "I will try to play a character who can speak next time."
Han Zhou smiled: "Not necessarily next time, it depends on the role."
An Lan fisted her fists and threatened Han Zhou.
Han Zhou: "I'm afraid of you, next time I'll give you a chatty character."
"Ha ha ha ha."
After chatting for a long time, the premiere ceremony ended.
Han Zhou also sent off film critics, reporters and supporting stars one by one.
Then I saw that the three special audience members were still there.
The little girl who used to be is now a little bigger.
Han Zhou: "Is today's movie funny?"
Little girl: "It's okay."
Han Zhou knew it was funny just by looking at her expression, and learned to be arrogant?It seems to come out?
"Haha, it's just for you."
Little girl: "The box office belongs to me?"
Han Zhou: "Then you have to marry me."
Little girl: "Hey ~ don't! Bye, I will watch the movie next time!"
The uncle patted Han Zhou on the shoulder: "Good shot, come on."
Han Zhou replied: "Come on."
The reporter stepped forward: "I need to ask a question for work."
Han Zhou: "You ask."
Reporter: "Have you named this form of comedy?"
Han Zhou: "Nonsense."
In fact, this word is a Cantonese word, and the original word is Moli Toujiri, which means that the beginning and the end cannot be distinguished, and the primary and secondary cannot be distinguished.
The extended meaning is that the lips of the donkey are not right with the mouth of the horse, and the horse and the ox are irrelevant. Monk Zhanger can't figure it out.
However, Han Zhou did not explain too much about the source.
Because the characters of the original word are not very elegant, although it does not mean that.
After sending everyone away, Han Zhou breathed a sigh of relief.
An Lan: "Where are we going to play? Or go to Nanhu Province to prepare first?"
Han Zhou: "I spent the whole afternoon in Houhai on the first day of last year."
An Lan: "Huh?"
Han Zhou: "I want to go to the front door today."
An Lan smiled: "Let's go."
After greeting many people, Yang Hong came over and found that Han Zhou was leaving: "Hey, Han Zhou, don't you want to go to the company to wait for the box office data?"
Han Zhou waved his hand: "18.00% of the filming, I have to change it to 20.00% or more tomorrow."
"I don't watch the box office. If I can't win the first place in the Spring Festival stalls, I will eat shit."
Yang Hong: "Cheat food and drink, even if you look down on "Mo Xie Sword", don't you pay attention to "Earth's Inner World"?"
Han Zhou: "Ms. An's family doesn't pay attention to the movies imported by her family, why should I care?"
In fact, Han Zhou knew that the box office market during the Spring Festival this year was bound to explode.
No movie loses money.
The difference is just how much you earn.
What's the use of staring at the data all the time, why not run one more variety show and one more road show?
However, that doesn't seem to work either.
It's better to make a movie when it's made.
right?
……
At the front door, Han Zhou and An Lan sat in a cafe for a long time, and then they were almost recognized, so they went directly outside to press the curb.
In a daze all afternoon.
An Lan: "Last year, if you were in a daze in Houhai, you could still find a place to sit. You're restless here."
"Will these ancient buildings inspire you to create?"
Han Zhou: "I suddenly thought of a group show for ACE9."
An Lan: "???"
Are you so out of your mind?
Han Zhou: "Their fans are very young, and they can't afford the position of main MC. It's better to let cultural relics be the main coffee, and let them brush up on the experience of CCTV."
An Lan: "Shoot a group show for them and broadcast it on CCTV?"
"seriously?"
Han Zhou smiled: "It's nice to have a free afternoon."
Without talking about work, Han Zhou gave An Lan a big hug: "Happy New Year."
An Lan looked up, blushing, not sure if it was cold or cold: "Happy New Year!"
On the first day of the Lunar New Year, last year was spent singing K, and we talked about the full lineup of "No. [-] in the World".
This year, Han Zhou will spend time on the plane.
Because the main creative team had to go to Mango Station in Nanhu Province to participate in the promotion.
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Luo Wangfu, cinema.
The premiere of "Predecessor Cycle 2" is full of tricks.
There are a lot of programs prepared.
The leading actor Chen Minshi sang the theme song, and Wei Tan prepared wonderful magic tricks.
However, the reporters in their hall are far inferior to Hall 1 of "Kung Fu", both in quantity and quality.
The reason is simple, Han Sisheng came to watch the movie in person.
In New Year's Eve, almost all the first-line actors who settled down in Yanjing didn't have much work. Except for the movies that were currently showing, everyone else came to the premiere of "Kung Fu".
Are you kidding me, Han Sisheng!
Cards!
Not to mention, Xie Fu's presence led to two directors from the fourth generation, three directors from the fifth generation, and three directors from the fifth generation. The sixth generation wanted to come, but only one came. The others, Han Sisheng, did not allow them to come.
And the premiere of "Kung Fu" can be said to be very dishonest.
There is only one show.
That is, Zheng Xiaolong came to the stage and played a set of martial arts routines.
However, the house was full of cheers.
"Little Zhan Zhao!!!"
"Zhan Zhao is so cute!"
"You're so handsome, Zhan Zhao!!"
The third round of Shaobao has just ended, and Zheng Xiaolong's nationality is catching up with the first-line stars.
Originally, what Yang Hong meant was that the road show was too simple, was it insincere?Otherwise, let Wei Yuan's brother-in-law, an actor with the double shape of the sixteenth road tiger and crane, also come on stage.
But Han Zhou refused.
The creator is on stage.
Han Zhou took the microphone and introduced them one by one.
"The lead actress, An Lan."
"Male number two, Fatty Cong."
"Yang Chuan, played by Jiang Bao."
"Fire Cloud Cthulhu, Liang Qiao."
"The charterer, Lou Hua, the charterer Mao Qi."
"There are also guest appearances by our Brother Feng, Sister Yi Ling, the eternal love song prince Lin Xiaoxing, and as you know, Mr. Kim Hyo-hee, the former Tomorrow Superstar, also appeared in it, but today he went back to the baseball country, so he couldn't turn up."
"Our assistant director, Zhang Jiuquan, and our photographer Chen Xiaoyong."
"Associate director, director Xie Fu, producer Mr. Han Sisheng."
"I saw that many friends from the media raised their hands and wanted to ask questions, but let's watch the movie first, and then it's not too late to ask questions."
Some media shouted: "Why?"
Han Zhou smiled: "Because the movie is so good, after watching the movie, you probably won't gossip."
Faced with this joke, the media and audience at the scene, as well as the stars who came to join in, laughed together.
"So, everyone, let's start the movie."
When they got to the audience, when they took their seats, someone noticed a strange thing.
Many celebrities sat in the second row, or even the third row.
But in the first row, there seemed to be three amateurs.
They weren't on stage, they weren't main creators, but they were obviously not actors either.
A little girl, an uncle.
There is another one that many people know, colleagues, and a reporter.
But why is he sitting in the first row, and why is my position in the third row?
Isn't the first row not only the main creator but also film critics?
However, everyone did not delve into this point, because the scene was already dark.
After taking his seat, Han Sisheng sat next to Han Zhou.
Han Sisheng looked up at the screen: "I specifically didn't watch this movie during the review."
Han Zhou was a little surprised and turned to look at Han Sisheng.
Han Sisheng looked at the screen, a butterfly was flying on the screen, the camera zoomed up, it turned out that the word Kung Fu was made into the shape of a mountain, and the butterfly flew around Kung Fu.
Han Sisheng: "I heard that you spent so much money on special effects, so I hope to see this movie for the first time on the big screen."
Han Zhou nodded: "I won't be disappointed."
In the previous life, "Kung Fu" was almost the final funeral of Kung Fu movies.
After kung fu came out, it was almost impossible to make better kung fu movies.
Later, the so-called "Kung Fu King" co-produced by China and the United States gathered the eldest brother and the Kung Fu Emperor, but the supporting roles were also more powerful than each other.
But honestly, a bunch of crap.
After that, "One Man's Martial Arts" can be regarded as a sigh after the swan song.
"Ip man"?To be precise, Ip Man should be a martial arts movie, not a kung fu movie.
It's just that the main creator was not reconciled, and made a martial arts movie look like a kung fu movie.
How to distinguish between the two?In fact, it is very simple. Kung Fu movies can use their bodies to beat guns without any scruples.
Martial arts films should not be worth mentioning in front of firearms.
If the distinction between the two is not clear, it will only be confused.
For example, 'grab quickly from seven steps away, and the gun is fast and accurate within seven steps'.
The core of martial arts movies and kung fu movies is not the same thing.
And "Kung Fu" has brought together the great elements of Kung Fu movies, and raised the unique Chinese film culture that represents Kung Fu culture to the highest level, and the special effects are also top-notch.
Almost unsurpassed.
In the previous life, "Kung Fu" was the end of an era, but in this world, "Kung Fu" is the beginning of an era.
Looking at the screen, the plot has not yet started. Although Han Sisheng is staring at the screen, he is still talking: "Do you know how many big screens there were in Huaguo seven years ago?"
Han Zhou: "Eight thousand."
Han Sisheng: "What about this year?"
Han Zhou: "About thirty-two thousand."
Han Sisheng smiled: "Two years later?"
Han Zhou: "Eighty thousand."
What is this concept?
The number of big screens in the United States is in the early [-]s, and it has been maintained for many years.
Africa and South America combined are less than [-], and to be precise, the other continents combined are less than [-].
A few years ago, the big screen in China was only one-fifth of that in the United States. This year it is close, and next year it will be almost the same.
Two years later, the Spring Festival stalls will be double that of the United States.
Han Sisheng smiled: "The government hasn't released the data, how do you know it so clearly?"
Han Zhou: "China Film Company has not announced the current big screen data, but China State Construction has announced how many CBDs and commercial centers there are in the country."
"If you can't figure out how many big screens there are, then don't do it."
Han Sisheng laughed loudly: "Most practitioners don't know these data at all, don't they know how many new commercial centers have been built in the country?"
"If everyone in the film industry was as smart as you, then I could retire with peace of mind."
Han Zhou: "The movie has started."
At the beginning of the story, it appeared in the police station of the old magic city.
The place was quiet.
Everyone looked in the same direction.
At the same time, there was the sound of someone being beaten.
The camera stops at the 'Sin Busters' plaque.
A police officer bumped into a plaque on the second floor, smashed the plaque, and fell to the ground, in a state of embarrassment.
"Who else?!" Chen Feng, the boss of the Crocodile Gang, came out.
At the same time, all the police officers withdrew their eyes from watching the excitement, and kept silent like a cicada.
"Such a beautiful woman was brought here just because she spit on the ground."
"Is there still a king's law? Is there still a law?"
"Your bureau chief has to give our crocodile gang face, otherwise he won't be able to be the bureau chief. You don't know me right away???"
There was such a sarcastic line at the beginning, and the scene was filled with muffled laughter.
Police officer lying on the ground: "Sorry, I didn't know she was your wife."
Crocodile gang boss 'cough! 'Spit out a mouthful of phlegm.
The policeman dodged subconsciously.
He kicked over the kettle and landed on him: "How dare you hide?"
"Walk."
Many people at the scene were very strange.
Are you sure this is a movie for the Spring Festival family carnival?
What happened next surprised everyone even more.
On the deserted street, the boss of the crocodile gang played by Chen Feng looked at the 'New World Song and Dance Hall' opposite the police station: "I don't know how to make music in any business, and there is no one on the big weekend."
Although it was very funny, but then, the members of the Wuyangyang Ax Gang appeared in uniform on the originally deserted street.
A black-on-black fight or massacre took place at the gate of the police station.
Chen Feng lived up to expectations, and the cameo role died again.
However, next, Brother Chen, the boss of the ax gang, danced to the music, cutting various bloody, brutal, black and evil scenes with montage techniques.
And more and more people dance with the Ax Gang.
It also implies that the Ax Gang is getting stronger and stronger.
Many viewers who heard that "Kung Fu" is a family movie and brought their children were dumbfounded.
seriously?
However, with the childhood shadow of "Little Bag" as the background, everyone did not directly feel uncomfortable.
Just have doubts.
And between the switches, the subtitles also gave the answer.
[This is an era of turmoil and gangster rampage.Only impoverished villages where gangsters have no interest can find temporary peace. 】
Pig cage walled city.
People from all walks of life are on stage.
Coolie Qiang came out carrying several sandbags.
The charterer finished his meal at Ah Gui's breakfast shop and settled the accounts.
A Gui is very understanding of the world and doesn't need money.
The charterer said he would go back and discuss with his wife about reducing his rent.
Then, the charterer ran to find Brother Shan, the tailor, and kissed Ah Zhen by the way.
"Ah Zhen, are you serious?!"
"Oh, charterer, why are you doing this!"
Bao Yazhen's dress and exaggerated lines made people laugh.
Afterwards, the sauce burst into broad daylight, and she washed her hair and took a bath in front of the public faucet.
The water suddenly stopped.
"Charter, why is the water cut off?"
The next long shot is full of laughs.
"Goodmoring."
"Your mother is tall, if you don't pay the rent, be careful that I will burn your shop down."
Tailor Shan laughed in a very motherly way, and the charter woman: "Laugh, what are you laughing at, you don't have to pay the rent if you laugh? Old dermatitis."
The coolie passed by with his head on his shoulders, and the renter said, "So strong, you deserve to be a coolie for the rest of your life, you owe me a few months' rent, and you don't even say hello in the morning, be careful you're exhausted, you bastard."
It’s not good to talk together, it’s not good to laugh, it’s not good to not talk?
However, the next scene was the audience burst into laughter.
The charter woman turned her head and came back, slapped the barber and said, "Don't think you're handsome and I won't hit you!"
Then, the charter woman was at the entrance of the bathhouse and caught the charter man who was peeking at the aunt's bath.
When he got home, Baozugong was beaten violently, and finally fell from the fourth floor and fell to the ground.
When everyone gathered around, a flower pot hit the back of his head.
Jiang Bao tried to test it with a branch, but the charterer lay motionless on the ground, but waved his hand: "Don't make trouble."
Seeing that he was not dead, everyone dispersed immediately.
The audience burst into laughter.
This nonsensical style has never been seen by any audience.
But, is it that funny?
In fact, these things are not nonsensical, but they are exaggerated because they have not seen the cause and effect. Soon, the audience will understand that these seemingly funny and nonsensical things are actually foreshadowing, and no shot is superfluous.
Soon, Han Zhou appeared. Although he didn't even have a name, the audience knew very well that he was the leading actor.
"You blackmail me?"
"Even if one of me falls, there will still be tens of thousands of me."
The leading actor Xing looked at the people surrounding him: "Help Brother Axe sleep here, take a step forward without fear of death."
Everyone stepped forward in unison.
The audience laughed.
Xing: "So there is nothing to talk about? Then follow the rules of the world and fight one-on-one."
"That aunt with the onion!"
"What are you laughing at? I'll let you punch me. Hit me."
"puff!"
The blood spurted out. Although the audience didn't drink the salt soda, they almost spit out the salt soda with laughter.
"what is your job?"
"I plow the fields."
"That dwarf, come out."
The dwarf in the crowd froze for a few moments, then stood up, more than two meters tall.
"I hate people lying to me the most, sit down!"
"That old man!"
The old man walked out of the crowd, his muscles stretched across his body.
Xing: "I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about...that little brat, I've endured you for a long time, come out!"
After the kid came out, he was bigger than the old man.
After all kinds of nonsense, Jiang Bao brought the charterer over, and the soles of the charterer's shoes were raging.
Then Xing took the firecrackers: "A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops will meet you!"
Unexpectedly, the Ax Gang was really recruited, and they were still the second in command.
It was the second-in-command's hat that exploded for Xing.
Erdangjia wanted to attack Jiang Bao, but ended up flying into the trash can inexplicably.
"Don't move, break it, call someone!"
Brother Chen, the eldest brother of the ax helper, came to the scene, smiled at the sight, and waved his hand to signal to do it.
Gasoline was poured on the head, Brother Chen threatened not to reveal who did it, and burned the innocent third mother and son.
As a result, on the count of two, the lighter flew out.
At this moment, Coolie Qiang grabbed the lighter.
Zhang Jiafei's legs and axes rushed up one by one.
And the tailor who was about to be chopped couldn't bear it anymore.
The tailor was also forced to make a move, and the sixteenth road tiger and crane were double-shaped.
Finally, the Ax gang took out their firearms, and as a result, a stick flew by and nailed the two guns to the wall.
The three masters shot together, and soon the Ax Gang suffered heavy losses and fled in embarrassment.
Brother Chen originally planned to make Xing and Gu pretend to be members of the Ax Gang, but Xing was very skilled at picking locks and was able to escape.
Brother Chen also let them go.
And it was agreed that if Xing killed someone, he would recruit them into the Ax Gang.
On the road, Xing recalled the experience of buying Tathagata Palm for ten yuan when he was a child.
"Wow, Tathagata God's Palm only sells for two cents a book. I want to kill people!"
"A fool, a mute, go die!"
In the end, Teacher Kim Hyo Hee urinated in the street, many audience members were laughing, and many people couldn't bear it.
The core of comedy is tragedy. Sensitive audiences have already discovered it, but more audiences have not yet penetrated into it.
Xing, who wanted to kill someone, wanted to kill the people in that fortified city the most. In the end, he hit himself three times.
When filming this episode, many employees felt that they might collapse, and there was a high probability of collapse.
But now, seeing the completed film with special effects, everyone laughed silly.
And Xing used the two knives on his shoulders as a rearview mirror, and the race with the charter woman on the road was also full of laughter.
However, the plot has gone from completely relaxed to half hilarious and half serious.
Xing recovers from his injury inexplicably, just in time to see Tian Candi come out.
"Before Qingming, two blind men are running around with this coffin board on their backs."
Tian Can Di Can was invited by the Ax Gang to take action, which also led to the event of the ultimate murderer, Huo Yun Xie Shen.
The two came to Pigpen Walled City.
The next paragraph made the audience call it cool and shuddering.
The mighty Zhang Family Feiyun had strong legs and walked all the way.
Amidst the sound of the piano, there are passages of bamboo branches.
Bamboo basket separation.
The cat's shadow was cut in half.
After many times of probing, Coolie Qiang didn't find out at all.
A first-class expert like him did not discover this temptation at all.
When he found out, he turned around and his head fell to the ground.
piano sound?kill?
The audience was stunned.
The new martial arts in this world have just started, and the audience can't take their eyes off this kind of fantasy.
In fact, here are the three realms of kung fu.
Coolie Qiang is the ultimate master in external training of muscles, bones and skin.
But there is still a huge gap between Brother Shan and Agui.
However, even Brother Shan and Agui, the masters of internal energy who practiced in one breath, are still retreating steadily under their subordinates.
In the sound wave skill, the cold light flickered, and the sound formed a fist, hitting the tailor Shan brother hard.
Then he became a knife and wanted to take Shan Ge's life.
A Gui appeared with a gun, and fought back and forth with them at first.
But after Tiancan got serious, he was still not an opponent at all.
At this time, Bao Zhupo appeared: "Stop making noise!!!"
"There are still masters?!"
Tian Can Di Can wants to fly to the fourth floor to find them with light work.
After jumping up, he fell down again, and then Bao Zugong's feet landed slowly.
A set of Tai Chi that moves smoothly and smoothly, and the playful people beat each other to their knees.
The two lifted the piano again, and at this moment, Bao Zhupo showed the terrifying 'lion's roar skill'.
The master and Brother Chen, who had been watching the show, were scared back into the car.
However, the charterer and the charterer also appeared in the car.
After a silent threat, Brother Chen and the two were dumbfounded.
After the car was started, lighting a cigarette directly ignited his hair.
The audience in the movie theater laughed numbly.
At this moment, Hong Xiong, an audio engineer sitting in the corner of the first row, looked up at the back row.
Every ten seconds, just laugh.
Then it's a gasp.
Compared with the premiere of the original "Kung Fu", the world is still different.
Nonsensical jokes are still funny.
The impact of new martial arts combined with special effects is also unprecedented.
Double shock, the effect is better than the original version in the previous life.
Almost uniform in the cinema.
"Hahaha" for a while, "hiss" and "bull beep" for a while!
There are even audience members who are excited and applauding.
Red Bear bowed his head and continued to write a film review: "I haven't watched other movies in the Spring Festival, but the box office battle has already reached the result when the Spring Festival movie market opened for an hour."
"No one is the opponent of "Kung Fu", because from the beginning of my career to the present, in the past 15 years, there is no commercial film that is the opponent of "Kung Fu."
"Joke, a very exaggerated joke, the first shock of Korean comedy to the world?"
"New martial arts, the new martial arts that has gained a lot of popularity on TV in the past year has an excellent reputation, and "Kung Fu" continues this reputation."
"The audience around me will laugh every three seconds, laugh out loud every 15 seconds, and be moved by a surprising new experience every minute."
"I have a colleague who specializes in comedy film critics. He is used to ticking a circle for every small laugh and a tick for every big laugh when watching a movie live. Today, he has no time to record every laugh. It's time to appear, and the jokes are too dense to record."
"There will be more than 20 or even [-] classic lines in this movie. Maybe [-] years later, the audience will be able to memorize all the lines directly, because I have already decided that I will watch it again after the online version comes out. Maybe I’ll watch it many more times in the future.”
"Comedy upstart, martial arts master, this is my evaluation of Han Zhou."
"Acting skills? Anyone who has seen Mr. Shu knows that I am not qualified to comment on Han Zhou's acting skills."
"However, at the beginning, when Han Zhou made An Lan, who had a wonderful voice, played a mute, I should have known that this was another classic, but I didn't expect that this might be the benchmark of commercial films in Huaguo. "
Red Bear watched the movie while writing, and missed a lot of scenes.
But he didn't regret it, because he decided, after the premiere, find a smaller hall, book a better seat, and relax.
As a film critic, I eat too much shit. When I encounter such a good movie, I must savor it carefully.
"A peerless master who is unique in a million."
"Huoyun Cthulhu accidentally opened up his Ren and Du's second channel, activating his potential."
"Oops, Toad Gong!"
When the chartered public and Baozhupo appeared, in fact, the force in the film has reached another level.
The three masters practice the muscles, bones and skin outside, first legs, then punches and then weapons, which embodies the things of martial arts.
And then, the heavens and the earth were broken, and the realm was raised to the level of internal training.
But chartering public housing and housewife is both internal and external.
Is the real peerless master.
But after Huoyun Cthulhu appeared, he was only shocked.
human limit.
terror.
Abnormal Human Research Center?
Fans who have Han Zhou are very curious. Based on Han Zhou's experience, maybe there is such a place in the world, and maybe there is a Huoyun evil god in it?
In the end, the one-of-a-kind peerless master Xing fought against Huoyun Cthulhu.
Many viewers were actually emotional.
The evil god is already the limit of ordinary people, and even the peerless genius, who is one in a million, is no match for Huoyun evil god.
However... Xing has practiced a move called Tathagata Palm.
He was lifted up to the sky by Hama Gong, and in the sky, Xing stepped on the back of an eagle and performed a double jump.
Under the sun, the cloud is like a Buddha, which is memorable.
This will be a scene that will remain in film history forever.
The palm of the Tathagata descended from the sky is so terrifying.
Red Bear lowered his head and continued to write a film review: "The core of this movie is actually truth, goodness and beauty."
"Strength does not come from being one-of-a-kind, but from being kind."
"If the star hadn't stepped forward and the prodigal son turned back, then there would be no subsequent plot."
"If I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell, this sentence appears many times in the play."
"It seems that Han Zhou wants to use kung fu to tell something worth telling."
"It was mentioned twice in the lines that he should be a doctor or a lawyer. In China, it is difficult for me to analyze the metaphor, but considering that Han Zhou has been to the United States many times, the meaning of these two lines is different. It speaks for itself.”
"Doctors or lawyers represent ordinary people who have successfully obtained the most lucrative career after studying."
"The protagonist didn't become a doctor or a lawyer, but he was mocking American selfishness because he chose to dedicate himself."
"It is regrettable that in that era, such a person was forced by life to be a villain in the end, and kindness made him not even a villain."
"The protagonist is the one-in-a-million Chosen Son. Because of his potential, he's the one who keeps going. What about ordinary people?"
"This film is too simple and very funny."
"This film is too complicated, and the spiritual core is difficult to analyze."
"The above film reviews are all invalid. I need to read it from the beginning and analyze it again."
In the end, Xing did not kill Huoyun Cthulhu.
The last sentence is not very harmful, but extremely insulting.
"Want to learn, you? I'll teach you."
The evil god was completely defeated.
He was defeated in terms of strength, defeated in terms of martial arts, and even as a person, he knew that he was defeated.
The hidden weapon lotus was rubbed into the sky by the stars.
Golden petals flutter.
The dumb female protagonist who has a low sense of presence in this film appears on the screen.
Red Bear took a deep breath, feeling so tired after watching a good movie for the first time.
Because he clearly saw that Fang's appearance was directly related to Xing's transformation from a good person to a villain, and from a villain to a good person.
But how many metaphors there are in it can't be analyzed at all.
Is this the relationship on the surface, or does it have a deeper meaning?
In this movie, there is not a single extra shot, each shot has its own meaning.
And the movie is not short of shots.
You can see truth, goodness and beauty in it.
A lament for an era can be seen inside.
Love can also be seen.
Comedy can be seen.
Tragedy can be seen.
You can see love, friendship, affection, and even war friendship.
Moreover, Red Bear still remembered that Huoyun Cthulhu was holding a newspaper when he appeared in the Abnormal Human Research Center.
Skimmed in a hurry, but saw a lot of information.
And this background information combined with the film itself may bring a completely different sense.
In this movie, you actually need to watch every shot clearly in order to know what he said in detail.
However, everything he said was particularly simple, completely unambiguous and pretending to be "deep" things.
This is very...
Red Bear wrote his new movie review.
""Kung Fu" has a score of [-]. There is no movie review. Sorry, I can't write a movie review. You should go and see this movie for yourself. If you haven't seen him, maybe it will be very difficult to surf the Internet in the future, because it represents a popular trend. .”
In fact, this movie is not completely without waste shots.
There is.
At the beginning of the original version, the main character appeared on the stage and said, "Still playing football? 'Because Xingye's last movie was "Shaolin Soccer", this scene means that Shaolin football is in the past, and Kung Fu is more beautiful.
However, in this world, this lens seems meaningless.
However, once the movie is made, netizens will give it meaning, and maybe the national football team will be scolded again.
There is also the name of coolie Qiang Baoyazhen.
In "Shaolin Soccer", Ah Qiang thought he was going to die, so he called Ah Zhen, which also gave rise to the hit song "Ah Zhen Falls in Love with Ah Qiang".
Han Zhou didn't change here either.
It's not that it can't be changed, but, let's pay tribute to Master Xing. Although no one in this world knows Master Xing, it's worth it.
At the end of the movie, the candy store, An Lan and Han Zhou confront each other, the camera rotates, and finally turns into a young protagonist (Zheng Xiaolong) and a young heroine (Guest star of Xie Fu's granddaughter).
This picture made all the audience feel a lot of emotion.
The lights came on, and the host came on stage impatiently.
Invite the main creator to come on stage.
Han Zhou didn't get up.
He was waiting for the subtitles to finish.
The others saw that Director Han didn't get up, so they didn't get up.
The moderator invites again.
Only then did Han Zhou say: "I want to read the staff list."
The host just gave up.
Han Zhou was a little angry.
The new world is still not strong enough, so it can only invite second-rate hosts.
It's not that Han Zhou doesn't know good hosts, such as Gu Yu.
But they hosted the Spring Festival Gala last night, and this week they are going to prepare a seven-day Spring Festival show.
Han Zhou can't invite you.
It seems that to participate in the Mango Channel variety show next, it is best to choose a host to form a cooperative relationship. There will be too many such occasions in the future.
It is necessary to have a host friend who often cooperates.
After the staff list was played, Han Zhou took the stage.
Others got up and walked up.
The host smiled and said, "Director Han, "Kung Fu" is so good, what kind of comedy is this drama?"
Han Zhou doesn't want to talk about this now.
Han Zhou's most important job now is not to make movies to make money, but to improve the status of filmmakers other than leading actors and directors.
Han Zhou raised the microphone: "I want to hear the views of the audience first."
"Is Kung Fu good-looking?"
The audience cheered and burst into applause: "It looks good!!!"
Han Zhou: "Where does it look good?!"
Audience: "Joke!!"
Han Zhou: "I wrote some of the jokes, and screenwriter Xiaotang and screenwriter Archie added some, thank you two."
In fact, most of the jokes Han Zhou used were original versions, with very few added.
But still added some local stalks.
The two screenwriters waved their hands, and the audience also responded with warm applause and cheers.
Han Zhou: "What other parts are good-looking?"
Audience: "Well played!!"
Han Zhou smiled: "Then I would like to thank the martial arts instructor Zheng Jianjun, who is also the father of our little Zhanzhao Zheng Xiaolong."
When the audience heard it, they screamed wildly.
"Hello, father-in-law!"
Zheng Jianjun: "???!!!"
Han Zhou smiled: "There is also the martial arts instructor Yuan Baoqing."
Yuan Baoqing: "Most of the martial arts movements are made up by Director Han himself."
Han Zhou smiled: "Thank you, Teacher Yuan."
This is to thank Yuan Baye from the previous life, but the audience will think it is a repeated thank you to Yuan Baoqing.
Han Zhou: "What else?"
Audience: "The heroine looks good!!!"
The audience burst out laughing.
An Lan waved: "Thank you for your support."
Some viewers shouted: "Han Gou, the movie is very good. I forgive you about the little dragon girl. Do you dare to let An Lan speak in the next movie!!! Are you afraid of being robbed?!"
An Lan laughed loudly: "I will try to play a character who can speak next time."
Han Zhou smiled: "Not necessarily next time, it depends on the role."
An Lan fisted her fists and threatened Han Zhou.
Han Zhou: "I'm afraid of you, next time I'll give you a chatty character."
"Ha ha ha ha."
After chatting for a long time, the premiere ceremony ended.
Han Zhou also sent off film critics, reporters and supporting stars one by one.
Then I saw that the three special audience members were still there.
The little girl who used to be is now a little bigger.
Han Zhou: "Is today's movie funny?"
Little girl: "It's okay."
Han Zhou knew it was funny just by looking at her expression, and learned to be arrogant?It seems to come out?
"Haha, it's just for you."
Little girl: "The box office belongs to me?"
Han Zhou: "Then you have to marry me."
Little girl: "Hey ~ don't! Bye, I will watch the movie next time!"
The uncle patted Han Zhou on the shoulder: "Good shot, come on."
Han Zhou replied: "Come on."
The reporter stepped forward: "I need to ask a question for work."
Han Zhou: "You ask."
Reporter: "Have you named this form of comedy?"
Han Zhou: "Nonsense."
In fact, this word is a Cantonese word, and the original word is Moli Toujiri, which means that the beginning and the end cannot be distinguished, and the primary and secondary cannot be distinguished.
The extended meaning is that the lips of the donkey are not right with the mouth of the horse, and the horse and the ox are irrelevant. Monk Zhanger can't figure it out.
However, Han Zhou did not explain too much about the source.
Because the characters of the original word are not very elegant, although it does not mean that.
After sending everyone away, Han Zhou breathed a sigh of relief.
An Lan: "Where are we going to play? Or go to Nanhu Province to prepare first?"
Han Zhou: "I spent the whole afternoon in Houhai on the first day of last year."
An Lan: "Huh?"
Han Zhou: "I want to go to the front door today."
An Lan smiled: "Let's go."
After greeting many people, Yang Hong came over and found that Han Zhou was leaving: "Hey, Han Zhou, don't you want to go to the company to wait for the box office data?"
Han Zhou waved his hand: "18.00% of the filming, I have to change it to 20.00% or more tomorrow."
"I don't watch the box office. If I can't win the first place in the Spring Festival stalls, I will eat shit."
Yang Hong: "Cheat food and drink, even if you look down on "Mo Xie Sword", don't you pay attention to "Earth's Inner World"?"
Han Zhou: "Ms. An's family doesn't pay attention to the movies imported by her family, why should I care?"
In fact, Han Zhou knew that the box office market during the Spring Festival this year was bound to explode.
No movie loses money.
The difference is just how much you earn.
What's the use of staring at the data all the time, why not run one more variety show and one more road show?
However, that doesn't seem to work either.
It's better to make a movie when it's made.
right?
……
At the front door, Han Zhou and An Lan sat in a cafe for a long time, and then they were almost recognized, so they went directly outside to press the curb.
In a daze all afternoon.
An Lan: "Last year, if you were in a daze in Houhai, you could still find a place to sit. You're restless here."
"Will these ancient buildings inspire you to create?"
Han Zhou: "I suddenly thought of a group show for ACE9."
An Lan: "???"
Are you so out of your mind?
Han Zhou: "Their fans are very young, and they can't afford the position of main MC. It's better to let cultural relics be the main coffee, and let them brush up on the experience of CCTV."
An Lan: "Shoot a group show for them and broadcast it on CCTV?"
"seriously?"
Han Zhou smiled: "It's nice to have a free afternoon."
Without talking about work, Han Zhou gave An Lan a big hug: "Happy New Year."
An Lan looked up, blushing, not sure if it was cold or cold: "Happy New Year!"
On the first day of the Lunar New Year, last year was spent singing K, and we talked about the full lineup of "No. [-] in the World".
This year, Han Zhou will spend time on the plane.
Because the main creative team had to go to Mango Station in Nanhu Province to participate in the promotion.
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