The star is suspected of being mentally ill

Chapter 208 Ominous Signs!Why is it swollen?
After June [-], it was so cool.

Han Zhou could finally rest.

For a year and a half, Han Zhou didn't take much rest.

This time, a complete rest.

Anyway, everything has been explained, and there are enough people in the new world, and finally there is no need to do hard work.

Han Zhou doesn't like being trash, but he likes being trash from time to time.

Lying in bed, really cool.

It's just that the charging cable is a bit short, so it's inconvenient to turn over.

Han Zhou couldn't help but want to buy a charging cable online.

But after thinking about it, forget it, I won't be able to lie down for long anyway.

Lie from morning to night, from night to morning.

Moreover, it is not the company lying down.

Instead, she lay down in the villa provided by Yang Ma.

If you don't use this kind of treatment for nothing, it will be a loss if you don't use it.

"Cool!"

One day, two days, three days, three days in full.

Han Zhou, who had grown a lot of hair, turned into a messy chicken coop.

Finally, it's time to go outside.

After brushing his teeth, Han Zhou lit a cigarette, scalded a pack of milk with hot water, and then stretched out in the garden.

It is this lazy waist that sticks out the question.

Han Zhou's arm hit the smoke on his mouth.

It's not too bad to burn the arm.

but!

The half-lit cigarette just fell straight on the ground.

It was standing on the garden steps at the entrance of the main entrance of the villa, with the cigarette holder facing down and the cigarette butt facing up, just like that, standing there, smoking.

Han Zhou was stunned, squatted down to observe the cigarette butt carefully, and took a few steps back.

Which god wants to smoke this cigarette?

This is too weird!

What kind of ominous sign is this?Could it be that I have entered my old age and want to grow red hair?Wait a minute, I have also traveled to the world of Nine Dragons pulling coffins!

It is impossible to get out of this door today!

Han Zhou felt his left eyelid jump up uncontrollably.

Han Zhou retreated into the door and closed it.

The first is to check the switch, gas.

"no problem!"

Then I checked the milk I made, and it was fine.

clothing?

Or a car?
Yang Ma's full-time driver, who had made an appointment to take Han Zhou to the company, came to the yard. Seeing that Han Zhou hadn't left the house, she came over and rang the doorbell.

Han Zhou opened the door, poked his head out and glanced left and right: "Today's trip is canceled and I won't go out. If you're playing in the community, I'll call you if I have something to do. Just be there in 10 minutes."

The driver scratched his head: "The trip has been cancelled? OK."

Han Zhou took out 300 yuan: "Before lunch, cigarettes and alcohol...Alcohol is fine, let's settle it by ourselves."

After dismissing the driver, Han Zhou returned to the house and sat on the sofa.

After a while, Han Zhou sent a message to Wang Xiya: "Do you know any master?"

Wang Xiya: "?"

"Which aspect? Calligraphy master? Painting master?"

Han Zhou: "If you can pinch, you can count."

Wang Xiya replied after a while: "I don't know one, how about finding one for you?"

Don't you know?Forget it, those who don’t know should be unreliable.

Han Zhou sent the same message to An Lan.

An Lan replied: "Foretelling?"

Han Zhou: "Yes!"

An Lan: "Wait a minute."

After a while, a WeChat business card came over.

Then said: "Let me tell him, what is it for you to find him? The day of the start-up?"

Han Zhou: "..."

"Later."

After a while, Han Zhou added this man named Zhao Banxian.

Zhao Banxian sent a message: "Mr. Han, I heard that you are worried? I'm here to relieve people's worries."

Han Zhou: "Master Zhao! Something happened to me!"

"It's very strange!"

"Today, I was smoking at the door, stretched my waist, accidentally knocked out the cigarette in my mouth with my arm, and then the cigarette butt fell straight on the ground, standing up!"

Zhao Banxian: "Cigarette holder up or cigarette butt up?!"

Han Zhou: "Of course, if the cigarette butt is up, if the cigarette butt is down and the cigarette holder is up, I won't look for you. I'll go to the physicist!"

Zhao Banxian returned a smiling face, and then asked: "Is Mr. Han married?"

Han Zhou: "What's the point?"

Zhao Banxian: "Cigarettes and cigarettes, the incense burns continuously, and the cigarette butts fall to the ground and stand up, which means that the roots are left. If you are married or have a foreign room, it means that you have children, and the children are different from ordinary people, so by This omen!"

Han Zhou: "Master Zhao, I'm still single."

Zhao Banxian: "I know you are a celebrity, but you can't hide this matter, and there is definitely no outside room."

Han Zhou: "It's okay if I'm single. It's still a virgin, it's a virgin!"

Zhao Banxian: "Understood, if this possibility is excluded, then there are three situations."

Han Zhou: "Speak!"

Zhao Banxian: "People smoke while standing up, while dead people lie down."

"Is there a private house at the place where the incident happened?"

Han Zhou: "Ghost? I don't think about it. I'm not afraid of it."

To be honest, Mr. Han was also a ghost before, and he is here today. After all, after crossing, before arriving here, what is it if it is not a ghost?
Zhao Banxian: "Mr. Han is really bold, so there are two other possibilities."

Han Zhou: "Speak!"

Zhao Banxian: "If there is no abnormality in your body, this omen is a stick of incense. The so-called sky is dry, and the earth is Kun. Yin and Yang and five elements are the only ones for you. Good luck, good luck. But... although the incense is prosperous, there is always something burning. At the end of the day. It’s really a fly in the ointment. Life is full of joys and sorrows.”

"You understand me when I say that?"

Han Zhou replied: "I don't really understand."

Zhao Banxian: "Have you heard of Hui Guang Hui Zhao?"

Han Zhou: "I've heard of that."

Zhao Banxian: "Well, life has come to an end, and wealth luck has returned to light, within three years..."

"enjoy it."

Han Zhou: "What if the body is abnormal? Does eyelid twitching count as abnormal?"

Zhao Banxian: "Oh, then this is easier to solve."

"As the saying goes, there is a god if you hold your head three feet high, and if you are radiant, you will be full of aura."

"If you have a bad air, you will easily encounter strange things."

"From a scientific point of view, it means that your mental state is not good, you can't concentrate on doing things, and you are prone to make mistakes."

"From the perspective of easy learning, it means that you may be unlucky and encounter minor disasters and difficulties."

"Maybe, it doesn't necessarily mean that someone is cursing you behind your back. Of course, it doesn't have to be a curse, it may be a curse."

Han Zhou: "That's it? Got it."

Zhao Banxian smiled: "Do you want to count it as a horoscope? Solving differences or interpreting dreams alone is not the foundation of Yi learning."

Han Zhou thought for a while: "1000 yuan?"

After finishing speaking, I sent my birthday horoscope.

Zhao Banxian hesitated for a long time and replied: "You sent the wrong message..."

Actually used your word?
Han Zhou: "Huh? Tell me what you have to say."

Zhao Banxian sent a voice, very anxious: "The hexagram shows that you should be gone before one year and eight months, unless someone breaks the inevitable death situation with the longevity method, there are such high-level people in the world? ! ! ! Where is your home? Let me see for myself!"

Han Zhou: "..."

"Oh, wrong post."

Han Zhou sent the original date of birth.

This time, Han Zhou sent the date of birth in this life.

Zhao Banxian: "There is no horoscope, only the date of birth? Wait for me to push it."

After a full 10 minutes, Zhao Banxian sent a message: "This is your horoscope."

Han Zhou: "What happened?"

Zhao Banxian sent another picture, a piece of paper lying there, with a spout of blood on it.

"This is the result."

"It doesn't count."

"For the 1000 yuan, the old man has to read the classics for three more years, which is a loss."

"If Mr. Han has a conscience, please make up for me."

Han Zhou: "..."

After the chat, Han Zhou felt a little surprised.

This person actually calculated that he passed away a year and eight months ago.

But this person can't figure out his current fate.

But judging from what he said before, it is obvious that he is going to be unlucky now.

So what is it?

Han Zhou sent a message to Liu Tiantan: "How is the project?"

Liu Tiantan replied in seconds: "Boss, which project? The second season of Haunted Bear, or the third season project? Or "Nezha: The Devil Boy Comes into the World"? Or "The Wilderness"?"

Han Zhou didn't ask specifically: "Is everything going well?"

Liu Tiantan: "The second season of Haunted Bears will be aired on the balcony soon, and the planning for the third season is already underway. In addition, the toys of Haunted Bears have been licensed to a toy factory this year, and the profit has already exceeded 8000 million."

"The story structure of "Nezha: The Devil Boy Comes into the World" has been completed, and now it is the special effects. Because of the large volume, we strive to finish it before New Year's Day."

"The development of the game "Prehistoric" was not smooth at the beginning, but I recruited a top developer of the Sakura Country Sogou game, and a fierce man who updated the RPG map. The structure is very strong. Now the game development is very smooth. It is expected to The moon can be inside."

Everything went smoothly, unexpectedly smooth, even smoother than expected.

Han Zhou: "Okay, work hard, the shares are waiting for you."

Liu Tiantan: "The boss is mighty, he must hit the target!!!"

After exiting the chat box, Han Zhou sent another message to Zhang Jiuquan.

Zhang Jiuquan: "The special effects of "The Condor Shooting" are finished, and the finished film has been passed on to Director Ren, but let's broadcast "Bright Sword" first, there is no rush, the rest of the work, play for ten days and do one day, before broadcasting It can be done too."

very smooth.

Han Zhou asked Chen Xiaoyong again.

Chen Xiaoyong: "It is indeed a bit difficult to assemble the crew of "Scorching Sun", but fortunately, the candidates have been settled, and the props and venue will be completed by the beginning of next month."

smoothly.

Han Zhou thought hard and couldn't understand it.

Then I sent a message to Lin Xiaoxing: "How is the album, how is the fan feedback?"

Lin Xiaoxing replied with a cool expression wearing sunglasses, followed by a voice: "Hahahahahaha!"

Laughed for ten seconds.

Then he spoke seriously: "It was launched on June 170. As of today, 230 million copies have been sold, and it is estimated that 380 million copies will be sold in a single week, and about [-] million copies will be sold annually."

"Steady!!!"

"The fans especially like the song "Love You for 1 Years", saying it is very romantic!"

"Thank you, Han Zhou, this time I'm going to hit the king, it's all thanks to my brothers!"

"I don't want to thank you for your kindness. I will go to the business to sing "Love You for 1 Years" a few more times, and I will give you a share!"

Han Zhou was silent.

Unusually smooth.

Nothing happened? !

Where is it not going well?

Han Zhou was thinking about this problem, but instead compiled all the intelligence documents of all the work at hand.

Unusually smooth.

Even the novels with such ink marks at the beginning of "Yi Tian Tu Long Ji" and the change of the protagonist broke the record held by "Sculpture of God", plus the newly opened channel of Longdian Chinese website.

The average order on the entire network exceeded 18, and it was quickly moving towards the 20 mark.

It is estimated that there will be an average order of 40, three times more than the original record of Shendiao.

It was too smooth.

Nothing is wrong.

What is swollen fat four?
On this day, Han Zhou sorted out all the work.

No problem, no problem at all.

An Lan's album was well done, and she was just waiting for Han Zhou to sing "Coral Sea" together.

The movie that Lu Jin and Shan Koukou wanted to make was completely fine. Although Chen Xiaoyong was forming the crew of "Scorching Sun", in fact, the crew with Tan Ailin had already planned to start filming.

On Wang Xiya's side, the second batch of idols is being trained intensively, and the success rate has already exceeded [-]%, which is far higher than the previous batch.

It can be expected that this year's version of "Idol's Winter" in the second season of "Idol's Summer" went very smoothly.

Nothing happened.

On Yang Hong's side, the financial report is getting better every day.

No problem.

Even if they called Timo, the answer they got was that "Twilight Saga" was scheduled for summer vacation, and "Lord of War" was scheduled for Christmas.

It's all done.

What's more, nothing happened.

So, what is the problem?
It's not a loss of money, is it because of popularity?

Han Zhou didn't go out much all day and didn't dare to move around.

Just to avoid injuries.

At night, he was already hungry, so Han Zhou ordered a takeaway with his mobile phone.

Nothing happened.

Half an hour later, the doorbell rang.

Han Zhou opened the door.

A fat man in a yellow delivery suit saw Han Zhou, was taken aback for a moment, and then handed over a delivery bag: "Mr. Han, your takeaway."

Han Zhou got a takeaway and smiled: "Thank you."

Back in the house, Han Zhou opened the takeaway.

Fish-flavored shredded pork, spicy chicken diced, white oil tripe strips, rice.

Opening them one by one, Han Zhou froze for a moment.

Where are the chopsticks?
Han Zhou looked at the bag carefully, there was nothing there.

So I got up and went to the kitchen. There were no chopsticks in the kitchen! ! !

This villa was unoccupied before, and it was just cleaned up. There is no such thing as chopsticks.

Han Zhou looked at the takeaway and became embarrassed.

After a long time, today's catastrophe should be on the chopsticks, right?
Since I, Han, came to this world, when have I been deflated?Today, I just watched the delicious rice and couldn't eat it!
Han Zhou's whole body exploded.

I only drank milk in the morning and didn't eat at noon.

It's getting dark now, and when the takeaway is available, people are already starving and can't eat.

This catastrophe is so terrifying.

Sure enough, the sky is about to send a great mission to the people of Sri Lanka, and they must first suffer from their hearts and minds and starve their bodies and skins.

Han Zhou dialed the rider's phone from the delivery software.

The rider answers the phone in seconds.

Han Zhou: "The meal you sent me didn't have chopsticks."

Rider: "Uh...the merchant forgot to release it, you..."

Han Zhou: "Then I'll tell the merchant."

Rider: "I'll bring it to you, but it will take a while."

Han Zhou: "OK."

Han Zhou sat at the table and waited, checking Weibo to see if there were any hot searches today.

After a look, the number one most searched, "Love You for 1 Years".

Eight mistakes and eight mistakes, but also wide to yo.

Han Zhou continued to look down and saw some bloody news.

For example, a reporter photographed Wang Mingyuan and his wife, and then said that they might remarry.

Then the melon eaters went crazy: "When did they leave?!"

Han Zhou smiled slightly. Sure enough, being a celebrity is beneficial. Others can't eat all the melons, but he knows the inside story.

Then Han Zhou also saw a terrifying trending search.

#影帝张青云有爱爱#
Click in to see, some netizens met Zhang Qingyun in Luoshanji, signed a child, and signed it on the test paper.

Then netizens praised Zhang Qingyun for being so loving.

Han Zhou knew that it must be the son of Zhang Qingyun's hidden marriage.

When I went to Luoshanji in Beverly Hills before, Wang Xiya said that Zhang Qingyun was married and his wife and children lived here.

Therefore, Zhang Qingyun was correcting his son's test paper, not signing his name, and was actually photographed.

Now that people in China are getting richer and richer, and the whole world is full of Chinese people, it is not so safe to have a hidden marriage anywhere.

But luckily it didn't blow up.

Otherwise, Tianle will definitely be affected.

Now, Tianle and New World are fighting against the Beijing circle, Han Zhou has a film schedule, and he is fighting against the Beijing circle, and Tianle is fighting against the Beijing circle in other files.

If Zhang Qingyun, the film king of Tianle, explodes thunder, it will be a lot of fun.

After Han Zhou looked at it for a long time, he looked up at the time.

It's been half an hour since the phone call.

Hey, today's catastrophe should really be on this spicy chicken.

It looks so tempting, I can't eat it!
But the riders said they would send it off, but Han Zhou had no choice but to wait.

What Han Zhou is thinking now is: 10 minutes ago, I should ask the driver to help me buy a set of chopsticks.

After 10 minutes, what Han Zhou thought was: Why didn't the driver buy me a set of chopsticks 10 minutes ago?Now I guess the rider is coming soon.

After 10 minutes, what Han Zhou thought was: Damn, let's buy chopsticks.

Han Zhou was just about to call the driver when the doorbell rang.

Han Zhou opened the door with a gloomy expression.

I saw that the delivery man from before appeared at the gate of the fence of his courtyard gate in a suit and leather shoes.

Han Zhou thought it was too dark and he was wrong.

After walking a few steps outside, I made sure that this guy was standing at the gate of his yard in a suit and leather shoes.

Although she was a little fatter, the clothes fit her well, obviously custom-made.

You are special, send me chopsticks, where did you go to change your clothes?

Han Zhou came up to the gate through the electronic control, and the fat delivery man quickly stepped forward and handed him the chopsticks.

Han Zhou complained: "If you don't come again, I will grab it with my hands."

The fat delivery man obviously didn't want to leave, but grabbed Han Zhou's hand: "Director Han!"

Han Zhou: "Huh?"

Fat delivery man: "I know it might be abrupt, but...help!"

Han Zhou: "!"

The fat delivery man burst into tears: "My name is Wang Chao, and I am a variety show planner."

"I'm still Mahan Dynasty." Han Zhou: "You are obviously a delivery guy."

Dynasty reorganized the language: "My name is Dynasty. Before I was a delivery man, I was a variety show planner."

Han Zhou sighed: "Then it's better to be a delivery person. The variety show planner doesn't earn as much as a delivery person."

Wang Chao grabbed Han Zhou's arm and cried bitterly: "I was wronged!"

I'm not... Bao Qingtian, oh yes, I'm...

Han Zhou: "You... tell me."

In the living room, Han Zhou looked at the chopsticks and took a bite. The cold food was really unpalatable.

So Han Zhou put the meals in the microwave and heated them up one by one.

And Dynasty told his story.

"I planned a variety show before, called "Star Chef Competition."

This variety show, with Han Zhou's memory, can be remembered immediately.

At the beginning, Director Lu of Yanjing TV made a variety show called "New Chef Contest" after getting on the horse, and the ratings were good.

Before this variety show, there was a variety show called "Star Chef Contest" that had already been registered.

So Han Zhou judged at the time that Director Lu stole the idea of ​​"Star Chef Contest" and hired the assistant director of "Star Chef Contest" to be the chief planner and producer of Yanjing TV's "New Chef Contest".

plagiarized the show.

But in fact, things are more magical than Han Zhou imagined.

Back then, before the filming of "Star Chef Contest", Wang Chao was suddenly found by the producer, who scolded him for plagiarism.

The dynasty was dumbfounded.

Then the producer said that Wang Dynasty plagiarized "The New Chef Contest", and Director Lu should be held accountable.

Dynasty was confused: "At the beginning, our "Star Chef Contest" was going to be broadcast on Yanjing TV. If my plan copied them, why didn't I say it at the time? Now it is said that my plan is a plagiarized "New Chef Contest" ?”

"It's clear that the New Chef Competition plagiarized me, okay Yang Gou, you and that Lu partner plagiarized my idea and beat me up, right?!"

The result is of course obvious. One is the producer of the original program, and the other is the director of the TV station of the current program. The two partnered to hack this program. The dynasty planned a little.

Moreover, Dynasty was also famous in the circle because of the name of plagiarism.

After getting this name, Wang Chao was disheartened, and gave up the variety show planning business, and wanted to do scene planning instead.

And he chose the advertising company affiliated to Huaying Group.

But Dynasty is so unlucky, he met Hong Sung Wook again.

Although Hong Sung-wook was not a good guy, he wouldn't take the initiative to cheat such a small person as Dynasty.

However, after Dynasty completed a project, the advertising company blackmailed the 12.00% commission mentioned in the entry contract, Dynasty was not convinced, and reported by leapfrogging.

And the matter finally came to Hong Sung Wook.

Hong Sung-wook scolded his head and covered his face: "Leapfrog reporting in the workplace? Are you out of your mind? Have you thought about how bad this matter will be? If it spreads out, it will affect the advertising company and Huaying Group. Can you take this responsibility? It is not conducive to unity. You can do all kinds of things? We have a small temple here, and we can't support a bastard like you."

The upper echelon who hacked the commission was fine, but the dynasty was fired.

As a result, after this incident, the dynasty has been mixed up in the entire entertainment industry.

It is rare to see a strong man who can offend Director Lu and Hong Chengxu at the same time in Yanjing.

Except for his dynasty, it is Han Zhou who is so brave.

The dynasty finished the story intermittently, and kept showing Han Zhou various evidences.

And Han Zhou listened while eating the hot food.

After the dynasty finished speaking, Han Zhou said, "I'm not Bao Qingtian, so I can't clear your grievances, but I want to know how good your planning skills are."

When Han Zhou saw the dynasty, he wondered if there would be a man named Ma Han in the future.

What about Zhang Long and Zhao Hu?
However, Han Zhou wanted to know if the dynasty had any real skills.

Wang Chao took out a USB flash drive: "Here are the seven plans I wrote this year."

Yo, quick shooter?
Han Zhou took out his computer, plugged in a USB flash drive and started watching.

I don’t know, I’m scared.

The first plan this guy thought of was almost the same as "Daddy is Back" in his previous life, and the second plan was almost the same as "Come on Champion".

The third plan is six points similar to "The Idol Is Coming".

The fourth plan was probably inspired by "Summer of the Idol", which actually made him write a plan similar to "Brother Overcoming Thorns"!
If it wasn't for the fifth, sixth, and seventh, which had nothing to do with the previous life, and the quality was not inferior to the previous plans, Han Zhou would have suspected that he was a time traveler.

Everyone suspects that he came to the right sign today!
However, this is indeed his personal strength.

Han Zhou watched for more than two hours.

Wang Chao looked at Han Zhou expectantly for more than two hours.

Han Zhou took a rough look, turned off the computer, and continued to look for spicy chicken in the pepper: "I will sign the contract with you."

After all, I still didn't eat this hot meal.

Han Zhou looked at Dynasty: "Don't spread the word that you have joined the New World."

"I'll arrange a variety show for you. It's called "National Treasure", which will be broadcast on CCTV. If the variety show is done, I guarantee that no one will dare to touch you when you pee at the door of Lu's office next year."

"The idea will be sent to you later."

"You'd better leave Yanjing to plan this show, and start filming when you come back, lest Hong Sung-wook and Director Lu find out about the filming and add trouble."

The dynasty is blinded.

He never expected that Han Zhou not only accepted him, but also assigned him such an important job, a variety show on CCTV!

CCTV! !

Han Zhou: "Let's hide the name Dynasty for a while. Your name is...Fat Si, um, that's the name."

"I like your potential and your talent. If you realize it, the Liu San of the previous era will be the you of this era."

In the previous era, Liu San was the godfather of variety shows in Taiwan, where the entertainment industry first started, and he was as famous as Han Sisheng, the godfather of Huaguo movies.

In this era, there may not be a fourth king.

The ancients often said, the grace of knowing the situation.

Wang Chao delivered food and found that the diner he met was actually Han Zhou. He did not expect to receive a call saying that there were no chopsticks after the delivery.

Having a second chance to meet, Wang Chao rushed back home, took a USB flash drive, changed his clothes, and rushed back by bicycle.

There were three red lights on the road.

On the battery car, Wang Chao was thinking: If my Wang Chao was hit by a car today, I deserve to die. If I don’t die today, I must live like a human being! (Don't learn this illegal behavior!)
But Dynasty did not expect that Han Zhou would draw himself into the executive group of New World.

Everyone in the group is now well-known in the entertainment industry.

After Chao Wang entered the group, after seeing who they were, he only sent a message: "Hi everyone, I am honored to join this group, let me introduce, my name is Fat Si, and my ambition is to be a dog under Brother Han. "

Zhang Jiuquan: "??? I respect you and call you fourth brother, but as a dog, please queue up!"

Chen Xiaoyong: "@肥四@张九 is outrageous, outrageous, please speak up."

Dynasty: "Brother Han said, I want me to be Liu San of this era."

【Liu San kicked himself and said he was so handsome】

Liu Tiantan: "??? Why do you want to be me in this era? Am I dead?"

Yang Hong: "He's talking about the godfather of variety shows in Taiwan..."

Everyone understands, this newcomer is doing variety shows.

When doing a variety show, the most important thing is loyalty, and the main feature is that loyalty is unparalleled.

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