The star is suspected of being mentally ill

Chapter 229 Spring Festival Gala program list, super domineering
The concert in Hanwu City was still crowded, because the venue was not big enough, even [-] fans did not enter the venue.

This is a scene that has never appeared in China before.

And the concert ended smoothly.

The next concert will be in Shudu in mid-November.

And Han Zhou finally ushered in high-intensity work.

The primary election for the "2024 Spring Festival Gala" is about to begin.

As early as June, after Han Zhou took over the task, he asked the team to notify all the nail households of the Spring Festival Gala, and asked them to prepare the program and screen it.

Today is the first time to select a program.

The entire screening, all filming is prohibited.

However, it is completely public.

All cast members who have participated in the Spring Festival Gala at least once and are still active have received invitations.

The location is the studio that is occupied all the year round during the Spring Festival Gala, Studio No. [-].

More than 200 cast members also came today.

On the judging panel, Han Zhou sat at the head seat.

On the left is the director Ren, and on the right is the director of Yangma Variety Channel, Hadir Maimat.

Speaking of which, in Frontier's name, Hadir means capable.

This guy is quite capable, otherwise the director wouldn't have let him assist Han Zhou.

In addition to the two directors, there is He Yuyong, the deputy director of the Spring Festival Gala dispatched by the above, and Zhang Jiuquan, the assistant director and actor director chosen by Han Zhou himself.

Don't say that Han Zhou is nepotism. To do this kind of thing, it is reliable to do this kind of thing. Han Zhou is not afraid of people talking about taking this position.

On the stage, Ma Jing, a new-generation sketch actor, and her partner Bai Yi'an.

The two performed enthusiastically on the stage.

Ma Jing turned around: "So you..."

Bai Yi'an: "Hey, it's not worth mentioning."

Han Zhou frowned.

This is a sign of sensationalism.

Director Hadir smiled, while Director Ren was expressionless.

With a cold face, Han Zhou directly pulled the microphone in front of him: "Stop."

At the scene, more than two hundred entertainers were watching.

Everyone watched this program, just like watching the official programs of the Spring Festival Gala a few years ago, they all felt that this program was stable.

However, Han Zhou shouted to stop, making everyone stupid.

Han Zhou leaned closer to the microphone: "Are you so moved that you cried next?"

"Misunderstanding resolved."

"Then Bai Yi'an said, let's make dumplings?! Then you said to have a happy new year?"

On the stage, Bai Yi'an was embarrassed, and Ma Jing smiled awkwardly: "I was the one who said making dumplings..."

Han Zhou: "Okay, let me evaluate."

"Funny level, out of [-] points, this show can be scored [-] points."

"Because of sensationalism, five points will be deducted."

"A total of fifteen points."

At the scene, all the language program actors felt a little bit in their hearts.

Ma Jing and Bai Yi'an on the stage were very embarrassed.

Han Zhou: "Ma Jing, we have worked together before, and I am not afraid of being gossiped in front of so many people."

"From the bottom of my heart, I hope you can enter this year's Spring Festival Gala. After all, the Spring Festival Gala needs fresh blood. You have already participated in the Spring Festival Gala for a year. If you do well, the next ten or twenty years will depend on you."

"However, this show, as a comedy skit, is far from qualified."

Ma Jing had previously participated in "Diaosi Man" as a fat girl who washes her feet.

Moreover, he was in the same frame with Han Zhou and contributed the famous scene of "attacking my kidney reflex zone", which the audience talked about with great enthusiasm.

However, this show, just like last year's show, is not funny.

Director Ren: "Director Han, tell everyone about the standards."

"I'm afraid they don't understand what you mean."

Han Zhou nodded: "Then I'll be straightforward."

The ears of all language program actors on the scene were stiffened.

Han Zhou: "For language programs, there are only two standards."

"The first is patriotic, and the second is funny."

"If it's not funny, don't talk about it."

"If the expression is patriotic, among the programs with the same funny score, the priority will be selected."

"It's the first primary, and there are still two months until the show is finalized, so you can think for yourself."

Han Zhou stood up seriously, turned around, and picked up the microphone: "All the sketch comedians present, let me just say, this year's Spring Festival Gala, you don't need to educate the audience."

"The audience doesn't need to be taught a lesson on this day of the New Year."

Many people present frowned in thought.

Everyone arranged the programs according to the standards of the Spring Festival Gala in previous years. According to the current standards, there is no possibility of passing. What should I do?
Of course there is no possibility of passing.

Han Zhou can choose at most five of their own programs.

Because Han Zhou took out four sketches himself.

Hadir: "We all agree with Director Han's point of view. The most important thing for a short cross talk is to be funny. If it's not funny, what kind of shit TV will you be on? Spring Festival Gala?"

Director Ren nodded: "The words are rough and the rationale is not rough."

Someone wanted to speak at the scene, but after the two directors said so, no one spoke.

In effect, Hadir was protecting them.

If someone really stood up and said something, Han Zhou would directly disqualify him from the selection without hesitation.

At the scene, the singers, acrobats, magicians, and dancers of non-language programs also became serious.

It seems that the conditions for the songs to be selected this year are basically the same.

It doesn't sound good, just pull it down.

If it sounds good, patriotic songs are preferred.

The magician breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, my mother's performance of magic tricks doesn't have to be educational, so it saves a lot of trouble.

The acrobats are sweating.

If a sketch actor wants to do this, at most he needs to study his own notebook more and write a better script.

If acrobats want to raise their requirements, the danger index will skyrocket.

Although I usually perform many difficult moves, but this is the Spring Festival Gala, if the performance fails, then there will be a big accident, and the pressure will be great.

As the selection continued, sure enough.

Candidates for language programs can't be changed on the spot now, so they can only bite the bullet and act.

Han Zhou even gave a program a negative five.

The actor collapsed on the stage and burst into tears.

However, it was no secret that Han Zhou was the tyrant on the set.

Many people were already prepared to be scolded today.

But I didn't expect that Han Zhou's attack area was so wide.

Almost everyone who was selected on stage was criticized.

Even if it was the same question, Han Zhou was not stingy, and said the same thing again.

"It's not funny, but it has to be valuable, right? Who should be educated?"

"I'm not going to sound good. Ninety-nine percent of the audience in front of the TV are more educated than you. Do you think it's useful for you to reason with them?"

"If you know how to respect the old and love the young, if you don't act in this show, others will continue to respect the old and love the young."

"I don't know how to respect the old and love the young... Do you think your show is enough to touch them, to touch their hearts of stone?"

"If you can make the audience burst into tears during the show, and some people change their minds on the spot, I will let you pass. What do you think? Is that okay?"

"Not funny at all, kind of disgusting."

"This is disgusting, I want to vomit!"

However, there are still people who perform new shows.

A comedian named Dai Qiang, and his partner, performed a "Stealing Cell Phone".

Basically nothing educational.

They all revolve around stealing mobile phones, one is stealing mobile phones, one is being mistaken for stealing mobile phones, and the other is the owner of the mobile phone.

What happened on the bus.

In the end, what surprised Han Zhou was that the goal of stealing the mobile phone was not designed to catch the thief.

The foothold was designed at the end, and another person was caught by mistake, but at the end of the moment, a mobile phone ringing on one of them, and a flash of light in his trouser pocket.

This is the one who stole the phone.

Right here, the program ends, stops abruptly, and leaves nothing.

Han Zhou: "Sixty points, pass."

"It's funny, but it's not particularly funny. You can think about some individual burdens. If you can reach [-] points, you will enter the admission selection criteria."

"If you can achieve [-] points in this program before the second selection, you can pass directly."

So far, there has not been a show with more than twenty points.

This show is straight to sixty.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

These two people were not Han Zhou's acquaintances, and they didn't even know each other.

But their show is really funny, everyone has a steelyard in their hearts.

Dai Qiang breathed a sigh of relief, thanked the judges, and left the stage.

After Dai Qiang was seated, Ma Jing asked, "Why did you prepare such a program?"

Dai Qiang had a black line on his forehead: "The program I prepared is similar to yours."

"This show is ready to be performed in a small theater, and he is not the partner. Fortunately, we have checked the lines together, and we can barely perform it."

Ma Jing was surprised instead: "That is to say, if the original partner comes, or Lao Liu is familiar with the script, it is possible to pass [-] points directly?"

Dai Qiang nodded and shook his head: "I feel that Director Han's smile is a bit high, and he may not be able to handle it, but it must be better than today's performance."

After all, the partner couldn't remember the complete vocabulary, and there were a lot of burdens and stalks, so he just skipped it and mainly passed the story.

So I scored sixty.

If these shortcomings are made up for, there should be more than 70 points, but I don't know if it can reach [-] points.

Ma Jing: "Oh, it's good not to be scolded. Today, you all have good looks. Which one of you is not a frequent visitor to the Spring Festival Gala, and now you are considered famous."

Dai Qiang smiled: "Fortunately, there just happens to be a show that hasn't been acted before."

When the song program is on stage.

Those present know what nepotism is.

What does it mean to bow before everything.

Chen Feng and Chen Tianwang took the stage and sang a song written by Han Zhou.

The other singers at the scene, after listening to his song and reading the lyrics, dared not fart.

Steady.

Then there is Zhang Ceyong.

What Chuck Yong sang was still a song written by Han Zhou.

The subject matter is also stable, and no one dares to say anything.

Then Lin Xiaoxing, get over it.

Then there was An Lan, An Lan sang songs from her second album. From a certain point of view, if An Lan didn't participate in the election, she would definitely survive.

Then An Lan and Liu Yiling sang a song written by Han Zhou.

Although the subject matter was not stable, after listening to the two singing, no one dared to speak.

Then there were Wang Chuyang and Zhang Die, this time they sang an inspirational song as a temporary group.

From the sense of hearing, it is another song that will last for a long time and become popular all over the country.

Han Zhou threw out his company and those who could sing.

Even Lu Jin came on stage and sang a song.

It is to tell other people that if they have the ability to write better than me, then I will give it to you.

If the writing is not as good as mine, and if you can't find someone who is better than me, then it's useless.

But there are still capable people out there.

Among all the heavenly kings who are still active in the country, there are two Han Zhou who are not very familiar with them.

One is the 60-year-old Liu Tianwang, Liu Hanyun.

One is Zhou Tianwang, Zhou Meng, who is 43 years old, about the same age as Chen Feng, and rarely appears on the same occasion as Chen Feng.

Although these two songs were not written by Han Zhou, the judges unanimously gave high marks.

Even Liu Tianwang's song, Han Zhou's score was ten times higher than that of Lu Jin's song.

People in the Beijing circle at the scene frowned into the word Sichuan.

If the people under his banner want to compete with Han Zhou's song by Han Zhou, that is a dead end.

It seems that if the influence of the new world is to be reduced, the remaining two days in the entertainment industry and those first-line singers must be found to compete for positions.

Otherwise, in the end, Han Zhou might be able to send all the second-rate singers from his company to the Spring Festival Gala stage.

Then for the whole year of next year, New World won't do anything else, and it will be able to eat a lot of money just from the endorsement fees of its celebrities.

And this is also a conspiracy.

Han Zhou is not afraid of competition, so if you have the ability, go and invite all these people out of the mountain.

If you can't invite me, I will be nepotism one by one in these positions.

Great songwriting is amazing!

On the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, except for the kings and queens, other songs only depend on the quality of the songs, and this has been the case over the years.

Except for a few years that invited a few big-footed national stars and domestic idols, the quality of singing programs is very high at other times.

The last time, it was all popular film and television stars singing a song together, which is already the worst.

To gain a foothold on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, you must sing well.

It's not as good as Han Zhou, so Han Zhou can blatantly put all his people in there.

Next, the acrobats took the stage.

That's all Han Zhou could say.

Amazing.

If you want to let yourself do these actions, you can only do them at noon, because sooner or later something will happen.

To be precise, accidents will happen as soon as I go up.

But these movements beyond human limits are commonplace for acrobats.

However, Han Zhou still made a comment: "You have a double support movement."

"I guess no one else in the world can do it except you?"

The acrobat on the stage was out of breath, and nodded: "Currently...should...huh...Only we can act."

Han Zhou: "Very powerful."

"However, for those who don't know how to do it, this sense is not as good as jacking up cylinders or flying trapeze."

Two people support, one person supports with hands, below is a balance board.

Another, standing upside down on his back while throwing his head up, topped over ten bowls.

This action is estimated to be able to be done by this pair in the world.

However, the sensory stimulation is far less than that of a trapeze.

There are at least a thousand acrobats around the world who can perform stunts like trapeze.

Han Zhou: "I suggest that you reduce hard-core items in your program and show more sensory-stimulating actions."

"Such performances like this, moves that no one in the world can do, just keep one set. There are at least six sets in your show that other people can't do. It's unnecessary, and the audience can't understand."

The actors on the stage wiped their sweat, it wasn't because you just caught a group of people and scolded them.

Several actions were temporarily decided to change before going on stage.

But after Han Zhou said that, the acrobat took a deep breath: "No problem, we have many alternative moves."

Han Zhou nodded: "Okay, let's take a look at your own special moves for a day, and then re-arrange the program."

Eighteen hours have actually passed since I finished speaking here.

This high-intensity performance lasted for a full eighteen hours, but at the scene, no one was impatient or prepared to sneak out ahead of time.

You know, being on the Spring Festival Gala performance is equivalent to getting tens of millions of endorsements next year, and getting endless opportunities to perform.

Suffice it to say, the appearance of actors in the Spring Festival Gala is definitely a huge publicity stunt.

The economic interests involved are too great.

If the show is done, do half of the show next year and earn ten times the money this year.

If you mess it up, you will continue to work like a coolie for another year next year, and then you will not be as good as one-tenth of the income of your peers who were selected for the Spring Festival Gala.

Even if it is already two o'clock in the evening.

Everyone still forcibly maintained their spirits.

The program is currently selected.

There should be forty programs in the Spring Festival Gala, and sixty alternative programs are needed.

Only thirteen candidates have been selected so far.

If there is no accident, there should be another selection before the final selection in November, otherwise they will not be able to keep up with the progress, and everyone is waiting for Han Zhou to speak.

Han Zhou got up and took out a piece of paper: "At present, thirteen alternative programs have been selected on the spot."

"I still have four scripts in my hand. The four skit programs need actors to perform. The conditions will be announced in the group later. If you are interested, you can find Zhang Jiuquan."

"There are three other dance programs, and candidates have been confirmed."

"Therefore, [-] alternative programs have been identified."

"We need 45 programs for the Spring Festival Gala this time, and we need [-] alternative programs. Before October, you have already performed. If you continue to participate in the election with changes from the old programs, you can take pictures and send them to me at any time."

"November, the final election, I hope everyone will work hard."

Everyone is stupid.

what?
There is no second selection, and it is the final selection?
No, although you are good, but you have written four sketches yourself, are you sure you can reach [-] points?

Why don't you pull it out?

Also, why this year's Spring Festival Gala only has 38 programs, shouldn't it be enough to have [-] hours?

There are really no more, the sketches selected by Han Zhou are all super long ones.

The longer the skit, the higher the quality. A skit should occupy the same level of four to ten songs.

There is also a dance program selected by Han Zhou, which is also super long and exciting.

Therefore, this year's Spring Festival Gala only has [-] programs.

The Spring Festival Gala has always been the same, the more programs, the more people make up the number.

This year, the Spring Festival Gala, there is no need to make up the numbers!

Many thoughtful people did the math.

There are now twenty programs.

Don't forget, there is at least one closing chorus every year.

That leaves nine down.

Every year, there will be a group of popular actors singing on stage, usually two or three songs.

So there are still five or six program slots left.

Moreover, today, there are three programs that have not passed or passed, but are pending.

These people have a high probability of being selected after changing the script.

That is to say, in fact, there are only two or three opportunities left for everyone to compete? ! ! !
How come it looks like a failed primary, but turns out to be almost enough? !

what happened? ! ! !
Originally, Fu Nai, the first-line actor and singer in the Beijing circle who had endured the whole night, stood up: "Director Han, all the leaders of the director team of the Spring Festival Gala."

Han Zhou was about to speak when he was interrupted. He put down the paper and glanced at who it was, with undisguised disgust in his eyes: "What's the matter?"

Fu Nai said coldly, "Director Han, are there too many scheduled programs?"

Han Zhou smiled.

In fact, there is nothing to choose in the song program, except for the songs I wrote, I can choose up to three songs.

Two heavenly kings came today, so there is still one place left.

As for language programs, there must be only one cross talk, and Han Zhou has already given it to Lin Xihang.

It's just that Lin Xihang has to think about what to play.

For the skit program, Han Zhou took out four. Originally, only six skits were needed for the Spring Festival Gala a year.

So Han Zhou planned to choose only two from the beginning.

Now one more place has been reserved, and the dance program has been reduced to three.

There are two places left, and Han Zhou is optimistic that Ma Jingneng will get one.

In fact, you need to choose one.

Therefore, we still need a song, a sketch, and work together.

Han Zhou didn't answer the question, but looked at Fu Hui: "Do you have an opinion?"

Of course Fu Hui had an opinion.

For the Beijing circle, in previous years, it was the highlight of the Spring Festival Gala!
At least three sketches by Beijing actors, at least one Peking opera program, at least three songs, at least two singing programs by Beijing actors, at least one group dance program, and at least one sketch.

This year, so far, no one from the Beijing circle has been selected, but there are only two left in the total quota!

At this time, others will not let you, the last two places break the lead, and it is possible that there will be no one in the Beijing circle.

Fu Hui: "I don't think it's fair. Director Han thinks other people's sketches are not funny. So, are your four books really funny?"

Han Zhou: "You can read the script."

"However, those who are not candidates for roles want to read the script, so they must put a 5000 million deposit in the program group first."

The two hundred or so people present were dumbfounded.

What does this mean?
Han Zhou: "If the program is leaked after you watched it before the Spring Festival Gala, the deposit will be collected immediately."

"If you want, you can sign up to see it."

Han Zhou turned his head and looked at Zhang Jiuquan: "You are responsible for this matter together, whether you are a candidate for an actor or want to see the quality of my script, handle it together."

Zhang Jiuquan: "Good boss!"

Zhang Jiuquan, he's used to being called the boss.

But on this occasion, it was not the leader of the director but the boss who shouted, which made Fu Hui and the others feel that Han Zhou did it on purpose.

on purpose?After thinking too much, each notebook of Han Zhou is worth more than 5000 million yuan, and 5000 million yuan in deposit is not much.

What?You say I am overbearing?
There is no domineering Beijing circle.

However, I, Han, are learning advanced experience from you, haven't I learned it now?

Fu Hui said coldly: "So you don't want others to read it? What if we read it and you leak the book yourself?"

Han Zhou put away the paper in his hand: "You deserve it too."

"Security, throw him out."

Many people at the scene changed their faces.

Heaven has changed.

The tyrant of the set, well-deserved reputation.

However, if you really have the opportunity, you must cooperate with this tyrant.

Because the tyrant has famous ministers!Out of important ministers!
Mama Yang's security guards are so good, Fu Hui was set up and walked outside, shouting: "I want to find the media to expose!"

Han Zhou was amused: "Expose casually."

"As long as the ratings of the Spring Festival Gala are high, who cares about you?"

"Ignorance and fearlessness."

"Jumping Clown."

As soon as these words came out, the people present probably understood that if Han Zhou dared to say that, it must be because the quality of his script really beat previous years, otherwise he wouldn't dare to say that.

If you speak like this, you have enough confidence, and you are not afraid of someone coming to blackmail you.

Because, on the day of the Spring Festival Gala, when the ratings came out, no matter how many blacks there were, they were all black and white. On the contrary, it was tantamount to a big wave of publicity aimed at him, Han Zhou.

Han Zhou raised his head: "Call work."

The people present dispersed instantly.

There are only two damn chances, so hurry up and get ready!

Even counting the three that are regularly sung by popular actors every year, there are only five fucking shows left.

Moreover, in these three programs, Han Zhou doesn't arrange for his own people?

Whose TV series and movies were the hottest this year and last year?Isn't it justified for Han Zhou to arrange his own people?

Maybe if this quota is added, there will be four or even three quotas left.

If you don't make a fuss, you'll be finished next year!

And many sketch actors have their eyes on Han Zhou's four books.

Although four programs were identified, the actors were not identified.

If I can get the chance to act, is it different from preparing a show by myself?It's even easier!
Zhang Jiuquan, the deputy, was previously known among the audience as the Emperor of Washing Foot City, but now he has become a popular director overnight.

Who dares to ask him to bring an adverb?Both are:
"Director Zhang, I want to read those notebooks to see if I'm suitable!"

"Director, I said before that I wanted to cooperate with you, but I didn't expect to meet you in TV dramas. I don't know if I have a chance in this sketch!"

"Big Director~ Do you think I'm suitable? Oh, of course I'm talking about the script..."

Zhang Jiuquan responded modestly: "Hey! Overstepping, overstepping! Only Director Han can be called the first director, and I will be called Deputy Director Zhang!"

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