The star is suspected of being mentally ill
Chapter 231 Madman, cannibal, fierce man of the times
Chapter 231 Madman, cannibal, fierce man of the times
Shu capital.
Shudu has two newly built large stadiums, one is Phoenix Mountain Stadium and the other is Dong'an Lake Stadium.
Among them, Dong'an Lake was established when the World University Games was held in Shudu. There are three venues, the largest is the comprehensive stadium, which can accommodate 4 people.
When a concert is held, seats are placed in the infield, which can accommodate 5 people.
The Phoenix Mountain Stadium has two venues, one is an international standard basketball court and the other is an international standard football court.
Among them, the football field can accommodate 5 people.
When a concert is held, 7 seats can be added to accommodate [-] people.
If it's an ordinary singer, I'll choose the Phoenix Mountain Basketball Court. If it's a more powerful singer, I'll definitely choose Dong'an Lake Stadium.
And [-], the four brothers of course want to choose the biggest Phoenix Mountain football stadium.
Fortunately, this year's football matches are all over.
However, football fans went to Han Zhou’s Weibo as usual: “Last time, the turf in Hanwu City was well protected. This time, we must also protect the turf in Phoenix Mountain! There will be games in a while!”
Han Zhou's fun fans: "Don't worry, we won't dance on the spot. We didn't even get tickets."
Football fans: "I believe you, the old man is very bad, I already bought a ticket, you didn't buy a ticket?"
Fans of Han Zhou Lezi: "???"
"Damn it! I said, why can't we buy tickets this time, so the tickets were bought by you?"
Football fan: "Hey hey hey ︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿ Phoenix Mountain Football Stadium is a professional football stadium that we have waited so hard for. It is not worrying for you to protect us, but don't bother you, we will go in and protect it ourselves, no Trouble you, Quack!"
Fan of Lezi: "I'm afraid that when the time comes, you will dance higher than anyone else, sing out of tune than anyone else, compare your middle finger/jpg"
Lezimi No. 2: "This bastard is here to show off that he bought a ticket."
Football fan: "By the way, I am familiar with the security company that Phoenix Mountain Stadium has been cooperating with for a long time. It seems that they are also doing the concert. They are hiring security guards."
Lezimi No. 2: "Brother! I admit that I spoke a little louder just now, please help me, how can I contact you?!"
Fans of Le Zi opened their mouths to hear Han Zhou's classic quotations, but they didn't know that the hot lines that came out of Han Zhou's mouth were all movie lines from another world, and this sentence was no exception.
In the capital of Shu, Han Zhou rehearsed seriously.
During the break, the sound engineer began to experiment with the sound.
"Over the Moon" was playing.
Chuck Yong blocked his ears.
Chen Feng rolled his eyes.
Lin Xiaoxing: "This song is really popular. It is more popular than every song in my album. The streets are full of this song."
Not to mention Lin Xiaoxing's album, An Lan's album will stay away from "Above the Moon" on the hit list.
It’s just that on the chart with a higher proportion, relying on the sales data, the entire album of “Two Little Wu Guess” suppressed “On the Moon”.
Han Zhou smiled: "Isn't it nice?"
Chen Feng grabbed Han Zhou's neck: "My ears, pay for my ears!"
"My mom changed this song to her cell phone ringtone, and now I'm terrified when I hear this song!"
Han Zhou: "Ahem, it's okay. After the concert, this song won't be popular."
Chen Feng continued to shake: "Let the new song of the Phoenix group replace it and continue to be popular!"
"I already have a bad feeling."
Zhang Ceyong was amused: "Hahaha, I heard that the square dances across the country are now using the song "On the Moon"."
Lin Xiaoxing added: "There is also a barber shop."
Chen Feng: "There are also two dollar stores."
Han Zhou was puzzled: "Are you still going to the two-yuan store?"
Chen Feng: "Can't I drive it?"
Han Zhou: "Speaking of this, if you are interested in opening a restaurant together, we will open a hot pot restaurant."
In fact, there are very few celebrities in the circle who do not open stores.
Among them, hot pot restaurants are the most popular.
However, some are serious about running a store, and some are cheating on the franchise fee.
Of course, there are also some celebrities who have opened shops like bars.
Chen Feng: "That's a good idea."
Anyway, this matter does not require a few people to do it by themselves, it only needs to pay money.
Lin Xiaoxing: "By the way, are you sure the locals will like the song you put out this time?"
Han Zhou nodded seriously: "I will like it."
This time, Han Zhou made eight songs.
The eight songs are all representative works of singers from Shu Province in the past, or classic songs that can represent Sichuan and Chongqing.
There are a few songs among them, if you let fans from other provinces listen to them, you may not feel much.
However, local fans will definitely know how much Han Zhou cares about his hometown.
……
Han Zhou rushed to Shanghai before the concert started.
Sounds like a coincidence.
This year's deliberation literature award should have been held long ago.
However, it just so happened that this year's World Science Fiction Fair was held in Shudu.
As a result, all domestic literary awards have been coordinated and re-selected the holding time.
However, the deliberation literary award chose to postpone.
This time, after scrutinizing the Literature Award, Han Zhou was sent an award message.
Now that he has the winning information, he is sure to win the prize. Of course, Han Zhou has to take this face to win the prize.
This news could not be concealed, and soon, it spread in the circle.
Most of the authors knew about this award-winning information, and they were all very happy that Han Zhou won the award.
Because at present, ninety-nine out of ten active authors on the market are online writers.
Only one in a thousand is a traditional writer.
To be precise, in the new era, writers who write traditional literature have already published their works online, and they are also Internet writers in a broad sense.
But so far, there is no category of literary awards that give awards to online writers.
Even if you are a traditional writer, as long as you publish novels on the Internet, you will lose the eligibility for awards.
This kind of sectarianism and prejudice has annoyed many authors.
The appearance of Han Zhou changed this situation.
First of all, what Han Zhou wrote is neither traditional literature nor internet literature.
From a certain point of view, the new martial arts is between the two. It is more entertaining than traditional literature and more literary than Internet literature.
However, many readers of Han Zhou's new series "Prehistoric" have not seen it yet, and even the game "Prehistoric" is so popular that few readers have read it.
But a large number of authors have seen it.
And they keenly discovered that New World Animation Network directly marked the copyright as open source, and anyone can write "The Great Wilderness" fanfic.
However, the novels written by Hong Huang do not have the rights of film and television adaptation, and the electronic reading income of fan works belongs to the writers, but other copyrights belong to New World.
Many people are considering whether or not to write fandom, but a large number of Internet authors have already charged.
What?Adaptation rights?Don't be funny, how many novels have copyright income?Isn't it all electronic subscription income?If you can't eat, writing fan works to eat and make money is the right choice for you.
And at this time, "Prehistoric" is going to win the Gold Award of this year's Deliberation Literature Award, officially named Deliberation Literature Best Novel Award.
Of course everyone pays attention.
But at the same time, many members of the Huaguo Writers Association were very dissatisfied with this matter.
Of course, those with vested interests are dissatisfied, and ordinary members of the Writers Association don't care about this.
How deep is the sectarianism of the Huaguo Writers Association?
Click on the official website of the Huaguo Writers Association, where the Huaguo Network Writers Association website is plugged in.
The Network Writers Association is a subsidiary of the Huaguo Writers Association.
However, if you click on this webpage, you can't find any names of Internet writers or writers who write traditional novels on the Internet.
You will only see names such as the list of the best Internet poets in 2022, and the new members of the Internet Writers Association in 2022.
But if you look at it, you will find that all the names are real names, not even pen names.
You have never heard of these people.
These award-winning poems cannot be said to be incomparably ugly, but to say that they have no bright spots and rely on defense.
This is the case on the official website of the Writers Association, so one can imagine what's going on inside.
This time, as soon as Han Zhou arrived in Shanghai, he was met with malice.
A writer named Chang Chu published an article titled "Against the Tendency of Pan-entertainment in Fiction".
The title is this title, but the content is actually scolding Han Zhou and belittling "The Great Desolation".
If it was someone else, the media wouldn't bother to care about it.
Please, this is not the era of blogging, this is the era of Weibo.
The days of writers having discourse leadership online are long gone.
Who cares about you?
However, it was Han Zhou who was targeted, which aroused a lot of media interest.
As soon as Han Zhou got off the plane, he was blocked by the media: "Han Zhou, Chang Chu posted an article criticizing your novel for being too entertaining. What do you think of this?"
Han Zhou: "Who?"
Nanfang Daily reporter: "Chang Chu."
Han Zhou: "Who?"
Nanfang Daily reporter: "Chang Chu, the chief of the cursive prefix, the Chu of Chu."
Han Zhou: "I'm not deaf, I didn't ask his name, I mean, who is this person?"
Yangzi Daily reporter: "A traditional writer."
Han Zhou: "What masterpieces? Well-known works? How many copies have you bought?"
Reporter from Ziyang Daily: "According to statistics, his "The Lonely Ear of Wheat" should have sold more than [-] copies."
Han Zhou: "When I post '6' on Weibo, more than 300 million people read it, [-] copies? Does that mean I'm a writer who has written a novel that no one has read?"
"I have to respond to what this kind of person says? Then I won't do other things in my life."
The news came out quickly.
An internet writer who doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement: "As expected of Han Zhou, 6, support, clown, respond to him, he is also worthy?"
Someone commented here: "He has bought [-] copies of his book. You are a clown. What are you?"
The Internet writer: "I'm sorry, the last book was published and sold 480 million copies in total. It's too much for me to say he is a clown? To put it bluntly, I said he was a clown to flatter him. He Are you also eligible to enter the house and climb up the beams? Stay outside the door."
As for online novels, he needs to print eight copies of a book, which is not too much to sell a total of more than 400 million copies, which is considered to be relatively high but not top-notch among top online writers.
The one who was bullied had nothing to say.
Then someone responded below: "Others write literature, what do you write, the complete collection of jokes can sell him millions of copies."
Another internet writer, and a top streamer, Bei Qilin, one of the four supreme gods of Longdian Chinese Network: "The complete collection of jokes can buy millions of copies, but he only sold [-] copies when he wrote a book. What kind of stuff did he write?" I am ashamed to come out and speak, until my own book has sold [-] copies, I dare not speak in the circle, and I call everyone a boss, and he is also worthy of diss gold?!"
After he spoke, he also thought that the Supreme God was attracted to him: "Han Zhou maintains the position of the current active writer's novel sales champion, only the fairy tale masters of the previous generation have higher sales than him, and currently no one in China is qualified to evaluate Han Zhou's books. "
Someone responded: "Books are better than sales?"
The supreme god: "The book is not more than the sales volume than who has more commas in the book? Funny."
A netizen replied below: "Hahaha, you are right, writing a book is not as good as writing a diary."
On the Internet, the dispute between the two sides is actually very serious.
In fact, the root cause is a truth.
Some people think that after reading a certain book, their grades are higher, and they look down on people who read other books, and then they will talk nonsense.
A big UP master of the front-end time beep station posted a long video in response to this phenomenon and said, 'The books you read are high-grade, but it doesn't mean you are high-grade.Just because you think the book you read is high-grade doesn’t mean it’s really high-grade. '
This sense of superiority exists in all walks of life.
For example, those who live in a certain first-tier city say that others who live in second-tier cities are countrymen.
For example, someone who drives a joint venture car says that someone else who drives a domestic car is poor.
And so on, quarreling on the Internet every day.
The vast majority of people, even if they only read world classics, would not feel that people who only read jokes are inferior.
Even if you drive an imported car, you won't feel that people who walk are low.
Only a small number of people always like to find a sense of superiority.
These things have nothing to do with high-end resistance, but have something to do with choices.
Someone made a speech on the Internet saying that he had never taken the subway, and then some people ridiculed, "How can there be someone who has never taken the subway, what a fool."
And others also seriously responded, "I have never taken the subway, I was born in the Northwest, and we don't have a subway here."Have you ever seen a potato?Have you ever seen digging potatoes?You think I haven't seen the world, but seeing the world is not the same as seeing the top, seeing the world is equal to seeing all aspects. '
From a certain point of view, unless someone loves to read everything from jokes to online novels, classics to traditional novels to Western novels to South American novels to Maoxiongguo literature, it is impossible to compare these things horizontally. Who is good and who is bad.
But human energy is limited, such a person does not exist.
Therefore, no one is qualified to define and evaluate a kind of literature.
On the Internet, of course, most people are sober and stand at a neutral point of view, and their thinking soon becomes unified.
Don't you just write novels with a pen, do you think that people who write novels with a keyboard are inferior?It's pointless?Just because it's entertainment, doesn't mean that their things are meaningless.
If you think this is advanced, you might as well use a carving knife to write on bamboo slips, which is more advanced.
It is really impossible to tie a knot on the rope to remember things more advanced.
Of course, those 60-[-]-year-old seniors in the Huaguo Writers Association are already pedantic, so how could they go to the Internet to read reviews?
When Han Zhou arrived at the venue, many people came to watch.
Many people took "The Eight Parts of the Dragon" and asked Han Zhou to sign it.
Han Zhou also wrote "Jin Gu Liang Huang" instead of trying to save trouble, writing Han Zhou.
However, there are still some people who are angry: "I am too old to be a web writer, but my son is a web writer."
A network writer next to him looked at it very dissatisfied.
Han Zhou glanced at it and said nothing. What if his son really writes web articles?
Someone said: "Your son is more sensible than you."
This person is the vice-chairman of the Writers' Association, and it's courageous for this internet writer to criticize him face to face.
Han Zhou even saw an old acquaintance, Wang Kai.
Han Zhou knew that these people were not united internally.
At the beginning, there was a scolding war between Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, where the vice chairman was, and Beijing, where Wang Kai was.
It's just that it's not as interesting as the blog scolding battle between a writer surnamed Han and the Beijing circle that I saw in my previous life.
But the time has passed, and they are already going to be buried together.
Now, even if there are Internet writers flying dragons riding their faces in the new era and new situation, they still cannot be united internally.
It can be described as a mess of scattered sand and a mob.
But at the scene, someone still stood up and took the lead.
The meeting hasn't started yet, everyone is idle, the media is not there, and if they are, they haven't taken out the camera yet.
Wang Kai stood up: "Han Zhou."
Everyone looked over.
Wang Kai sneered: "Don't think that now that you are deliberating on the literary award to expand its influence, if the award is given to you, you are eligible to win the award."
Someone in the crowd shouted: "You need to admit it to change the encyclopedia?"
The crowd laughed.
Wang Kai: "Your book is not worthy."
Han Zhou was happy.
Before he could speak, someone said, "Wang Kai, the things you have written in your life can't add up to a chapter of Journey to the West."
Someone laughed loudly and unscrupulously.
Someone stood up to support Wang Kai: "What's the point of this kind of ghost novel?"
Immediately someone jumped out: "It's more meaningful than your participation in the TV program of tourism model selection."
It seems that everyone has had a long-standing grievance. This time, with the brand of Han Zhou standing here, many people rushed forward.
The scolding is not dirty, but it is more painful than dirty words.
Someone stood up: "They are all cultural people, and they make a living, why bother?"
Someone got up: "Who is a cultural person? I am an online book writer, what kind of culture do I have?"
Someone else exposed his old background: "You who haven't graduated from junior high school say you are a cultural person?"
Another person: "Who hasn't read a book now? You don't think you are an elite intellectual?"
The place was a mess.
The head of the organizing committee is getting bigger.
In fact, the people on the main committee are not the authors in the circle.
He is a professor of literature at seven universities in China, and an old editor-in-chief of the four major media.
These people have no conflict of interest or relationship with the writers on site, nor do they take sides.
Someone was about to stop him, but he was stopped by the person next to him: "The grievances are deep, leave them alone, let them quarrel."
Since ancient times, literati have looked down on each other, and it is normal for writers to scold each other with different positions.
Don't talk about this kind of thing that is related to eating and how much money you make.
Even on the matter of which is better, plum blossoms or snowflakes, the literary and poetic circles have been arguing for thousands of years without a conclusion.
Han Zhou sighed.
It had nothing to do with me.
Now that everyone is arguing, it is all the grievances of the past ten years.
However, things erupted from themselves.
I don't want to stand in line, but traditional writers seem to naturally stand on the opposite side.
And the new generation, most of them stood behind themselves.
If I slip away as if nothing happened at this time, I'm sorry for these people.
Secondly, the purpose of Wang Kai, a clown, is only to criticize himself?
Han Zhou said, "Wang Kai."
Everyone looked over.
Han Zhou looked at Wang Kai: "The last time I saw you, I heard about you, but I haven't read your book."
"I watched it recently."
Everyone thought that Han Zhou was going to make a big move.
Han Zhou: "Not bad."
Wang Kai himself was ready for the challenge, but he didn't expect Han Zhou to say that, and he didn't know what to say.
Han Zhou is happy, have you learned the writing technique of raising first and then suppressing?This trick was taught in elementary school, and it is the best to use.
"However, compared to "The Great Desolation", it is far behind."
There was laughter on the spot.
Han Zhou continued: "Your so-called traditional literature, whose tradition is handed down? What are the classics? Ghost novels, romance novels, and historical romances, there is no so-called traditional literature. Are you the tradition of Westerners?"
"What is the so-called serious literature?"
"You think I can't write? No, I just don't want to write such worthless and meaningless things."
"It's the weak bones that write this."
"You want meaning? Then I will give you meaning."
"Last time in the United States, I also won an award, and some people were not convinced. I wrote an article on the spot."
"This time I won the award again, and some people are not convinced."
"If you don't accept it, come out for a walk."
"Give me a computer and connect to the on-site projector."
Write a book on the spot?projected?
Han Zhou took a deep breath at this time. There is an article that is very suitable for writing today.
This is the story of a madman, a story of cannibalism.
It is suitable for sending out in today's scene.
This novel is the first modern vernacular novel in history. Before its birth, modern vernacular did not exist.
However, it is the first modern vernacular novel that created the world, but it must rank among the top three among all modern vernacular novels in history.
This article is also at least the top five short stories in the world.
These are very polite words.
To be precise, this novel is the second classic and the most important vernacular novel in China, and it is definitely one of the strongest and most meaningful novels in the world.
The computer is set up, and the projector is projected on it.
Han Zhou won: "Diary of a Madman"
Diary of a Madman originally had a preface, but of course this preface cannot be written today.
Han Zhou's preface reads [It has always been like this, right? 】
Then wrote.
【One】
[Tonight, the moonlight is very good.
I haven't seen him for more than 30 years: I saw him today, and I feel very refreshed.Only then did I realize that in the past 30 years or so, I was completely dizzy; however, I must be very careful.Otherwise, why did Zhao's dog look at me twice?
I'm right to be afraid. 】
At the scene, everyone was quietly looking at Han Zhou's code words.
Some people frowned, some people beamed with joy.
This paragraph seems to be calling Wang Kai a dog?
But many people realized the meaning and power of this beginning in a short time.
A madman's diary, that is, a madman's diary.
"Then why did Zhao's dog look at me twice?" 'In one sentence, a lunatic is brought to life!
Everyone present is a writer, and characters like lunatics, psychopaths, and idiots are inevitably written in all kinds of works.
However, many people spend [-] words writing about a lunatic, and the lunatic is still normal.
However, "Diary of a Madman" is just the beginning, just one sentence, this character is already crazy.
This kind of writing power... There is no one on the scene who can smell his exhaust.
As the article continued, many people had already forgotten about today's dispute, why Han Zhou wrote the book on the spot, and even forgot that Han Zhou was writing it.
Everyone invested in the article.
eat human.
[It's always been like this, right? 】
【I myself was eaten, but I am still the brother of the cannibal. 】
[This history has no age, and the words "benevolence, righteousness and morality" are written on each leaf crookedly.I couldn't sleep anyway, and after reading carefully half the night, I finally saw the words between the words. There were two words "eating people" written all over the book! 】
[Everything must be studied before it can be understood. 】
Everyone was silent.
I don't know if it's fear, admiration, shock, sadness, or worship.
Everyone watched quietly.
Han Zhou tapped the keyboard lightly and wrote the last paragraph.
【Thirteen
There are no cannibal children, or are there any?
Save the child...
September 2024, 11]
The scene was silent.
What is the meaning of this article?Every word in this article has the meaning of crushing Mount Tai!
Is this article good or bad?Everyone on the scene wrote books, which one can't see it?
The meaning of this article is to make many old people at the scene suffer, very painful.
I am eating people, I am the cannibal mentioned in the article, and I am also the person being eaten.
Madman, cannibal, fierce man of the times.
In the previous life, the author of "To Live" studied texts when he was young, and had to recite Mr. Lu's articles. He was so angry that he was annoyed when he read his books, so he used Mr. Lu's complete works as a table leg.
Once, someone wanted to make a movie of Mr. Lu's novel and asked him to see if he could help adapt the script.
He read Mr. Lu's book for the first time in his adult life.
From the beginning of this "Diary of a Madman", the hatred for Mr. Lu in the past disappeared, and I finished reading the complete works without sleep or food.
When the businessman asked him again if he could change the script, he said, "Leave Mr. Lu alone, don't spoil his work."
There are only two types of people in the world. The first type is those who know that Mr. Lu is the number one master of novels in the world, and the other type is those who have not read the complete works of Mr. Lu.
Of course, Han Zhou was still a thousand miles away from that kind of shock.
But when "Diary of a Madman" was brought out at the scene, no one dared to speak.
No one dared to speak, and no one dared to speak.
Some people even wonder why this person writes madmen so delicately and vividly?
Could it be that he is?
Or... In fact, the world is crazy, he is the normal person, and we lunatics, he thinks he looks like a lunatic?
Seeing that everyone was silent, Han Zhou sighed: "It's almost time for the party awards, everyone, get ready."
It was as if a switch had been turned on.
The members of the organizing committee got up and did their own things.
And each writer began to search for his position silently.
After being seated, a writer took a deep breath: "I would trade all the books in my life for a Diary of a Madman..."
Wang Kai stood where he was, motionless.
Someone tried to pull him into a seat, but he didn't move.
Before the awards began, Wang Kai walked through the aisle, and when he passed by Han Zhou, he turned around and landed on the floor.
Then turned around, with tears streaming down his face, and left the venue with heavy steps.
If we say that the last time O'Henry was shown in the United States, it was to show off his skills, to show his own level, his own strength, and to suppress doubts.
So this time Mr. Lu was invited to come out, it was Han Zhou who was regretting this literary world.
Everyone obviously still has a lot of business to do, and they are arguing about these dogs and grasshoppers every day. Do you know what to do now?
More people are thinking about when they can write this kind of novel.
Someone sighed: "Han Zhou said that there is no distinction between high and low articles, but his article is obviously a hundred times, a thousand times more advanced than mine."
The person next to him patted him on the shoulder: "Han Zhou is right, his articles are no better than ours."
"He is thinking a thousand times, ten thousand times higher than ours."
"As long as you get closer to him, maybe it will be a great success for you and me?"
Considering the literary awards, no surprises, the awards were handed out one by one.
Han Zhou returned to Sichuan Capital with the trophy of the Deliberation Literature Award.
The fact that "Prehistoric" won the Deliberate Literature Award has also been recorded on major media portals and Weibo hot lists.
Liu Tiantan smiled crookedly.
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Ask for a monthly pass.
In fact, the introduction of the first edition of this book was written as "Is he crazy, or is it the world that is crazy", just to write the scene of "Diary of a Madman", but I didn't write that way later, I feel that I am very interested in this article. Understanding, is not enough to describe it in detail.
Therefore, this point was not written as the main point of this book.
However, "Diary of a Madman" is still written in this chapter, remembering the founder of modern Chinese literature.
(End of this chapter)
Shu capital.
Shudu has two newly built large stadiums, one is Phoenix Mountain Stadium and the other is Dong'an Lake Stadium.
Among them, Dong'an Lake was established when the World University Games was held in Shudu. There are three venues, the largest is the comprehensive stadium, which can accommodate 4 people.
When a concert is held, seats are placed in the infield, which can accommodate 5 people.
The Phoenix Mountain Stadium has two venues, one is an international standard basketball court and the other is an international standard football court.
Among them, the football field can accommodate 5 people.
When a concert is held, 7 seats can be added to accommodate [-] people.
If it's an ordinary singer, I'll choose the Phoenix Mountain Basketball Court. If it's a more powerful singer, I'll definitely choose Dong'an Lake Stadium.
And [-], the four brothers of course want to choose the biggest Phoenix Mountain football stadium.
Fortunately, this year's football matches are all over.
However, football fans went to Han Zhou’s Weibo as usual: “Last time, the turf in Hanwu City was well protected. This time, we must also protect the turf in Phoenix Mountain! There will be games in a while!”
Han Zhou's fun fans: "Don't worry, we won't dance on the spot. We didn't even get tickets."
Football fans: "I believe you, the old man is very bad, I already bought a ticket, you didn't buy a ticket?"
Fans of Han Zhou Lezi: "???"
"Damn it! I said, why can't we buy tickets this time, so the tickets were bought by you?"
Football fan: "Hey hey hey ︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿ Phoenix Mountain Football Stadium is a professional football stadium that we have waited so hard for. It is not worrying for you to protect us, but don't bother you, we will go in and protect it ourselves, no Trouble you, Quack!"
Fan of Lezi: "I'm afraid that when the time comes, you will dance higher than anyone else, sing out of tune than anyone else, compare your middle finger/jpg"
Lezimi No. 2: "This bastard is here to show off that he bought a ticket."
Football fan: "By the way, I am familiar with the security company that Phoenix Mountain Stadium has been cooperating with for a long time. It seems that they are also doing the concert. They are hiring security guards."
Lezimi No. 2: "Brother! I admit that I spoke a little louder just now, please help me, how can I contact you?!"
Fans of Le Zi opened their mouths to hear Han Zhou's classic quotations, but they didn't know that the hot lines that came out of Han Zhou's mouth were all movie lines from another world, and this sentence was no exception.
In the capital of Shu, Han Zhou rehearsed seriously.
During the break, the sound engineer began to experiment with the sound.
"Over the Moon" was playing.
Chuck Yong blocked his ears.
Chen Feng rolled his eyes.
Lin Xiaoxing: "This song is really popular. It is more popular than every song in my album. The streets are full of this song."
Not to mention Lin Xiaoxing's album, An Lan's album will stay away from "Above the Moon" on the hit list.
It’s just that on the chart with a higher proportion, relying on the sales data, the entire album of “Two Little Wu Guess” suppressed “On the Moon”.
Han Zhou smiled: "Isn't it nice?"
Chen Feng grabbed Han Zhou's neck: "My ears, pay for my ears!"
"My mom changed this song to her cell phone ringtone, and now I'm terrified when I hear this song!"
Han Zhou: "Ahem, it's okay. After the concert, this song won't be popular."
Chen Feng continued to shake: "Let the new song of the Phoenix group replace it and continue to be popular!"
"I already have a bad feeling."
Zhang Ceyong was amused: "Hahaha, I heard that the square dances across the country are now using the song "On the Moon"."
Lin Xiaoxing added: "There is also a barber shop."
Chen Feng: "There are also two dollar stores."
Han Zhou was puzzled: "Are you still going to the two-yuan store?"
Chen Feng: "Can't I drive it?"
Han Zhou: "Speaking of this, if you are interested in opening a restaurant together, we will open a hot pot restaurant."
In fact, there are very few celebrities in the circle who do not open stores.
Among them, hot pot restaurants are the most popular.
However, some are serious about running a store, and some are cheating on the franchise fee.
Of course, there are also some celebrities who have opened shops like bars.
Chen Feng: "That's a good idea."
Anyway, this matter does not require a few people to do it by themselves, it only needs to pay money.
Lin Xiaoxing: "By the way, are you sure the locals will like the song you put out this time?"
Han Zhou nodded seriously: "I will like it."
This time, Han Zhou made eight songs.
The eight songs are all representative works of singers from Shu Province in the past, or classic songs that can represent Sichuan and Chongqing.
There are a few songs among them, if you let fans from other provinces listen to them, you may not feel much.
However, local fans will definitely know how much Han Zhou cares about his hometown.
……
Han Zhou rushed to Shanghai before the concert started.
Sounds like a coincidence.
This year's deliberation literature award should have been held long ago.
However, it just so happened that this year's World Science Fiction Fair was held in Shudu.
As a result, all domestic literary awards have been coordinated and re-selected the holding time.
However, the deliberation literary award chose to postpone.
This time, after scrutinizing the Literature Award, Han Zhou was sent an award message.
Now that he has the winning information, he is sure to win the prize. Of course, Han Zhou has to take this face to win the prize.
This news could not be concealed, and soon, it spread in the circle.
Most of the authors knew about this award-winning information, and they were all very happy that Han Zhou won the award.
Because at present, ninety-nine out of ten active authors on the market are online writers.
Only one in a thousand is a traditional writer.
To be precise, in the new era, writers who write traditional literature have already published their works online, and they are also Internet writers in a broad sense.
But so far, there is no category of literary awards that give awards to online writers.
Even if you are a traditional writer, as long as you publish novels on the Internet, you will lose the eligibility for awards.
This kind of sectarianism and prejudice has annoyed many authors.
The appearance of Han Zhou changed this situation.
First of all, what Han Zhou wrote is neither traditional literature nor internet literature.
From a certain point of view, the new martial arts is between the two. It is more entertaining than traditional literature and more literary than Internet literature.
However, many readers of Han Zhou's new series "Prehistoric" have not seen it yet, and even the game "Prehistoric" is so popular that few readers have read it.
But a large number of authors have seen it.
And they keenly discovered that New World Animation Network directly marked the copyright as open source, and anyone can write "The Great Wilderness" fanfic.
However, the novels written by Hong Huang do not have the rights of film and television adaptation, and the electronic reading income of fan works belongs to the writers, but other copyrights belong to New World.
Many people are considering whether or not to write fandom, but a large number of Internet authors have already charged.
What?Adaptation rights?Don't be funny, how many novels have copyright income?Isn't it all electronic subscription income?If you can't eat, writing fan works to eat and make money is the right choice for you.
And at this time, "Prehistoric" is going to win the Gold Award of this year's Deliberation Literature Award, officially named Deliberation Literature Best Novel Award.
Of course everyone pays attention.
But at the same time, many members of the Huaguo Writers Association were very dissatisfied with this matter.
Of course, those with vested interests are dissatisfied, and ordinary members of the Writers Association don't care about this.
How deep is the sectarianism of the Huaguo Writers Association?
Click on the official website of the Huaguo Writers Association, where the Huaguo Network Writers Association website is plugged in.
The Network Writers Association is a subsidiary of the Huaguo Writers Association.
However, if you click on this webpage, you can't find any names of Internet writers or writers who write traditional novels on the Internet.
You will only see names such as the list of the best Internet poets in 2022, and the new members of the Internet Writers Association in 2022.
But if you look at it, you will find that all the names are real names, not even pen names.
You have never heard of these people.
These award-winning poems cannot be said to be incomparably ugly, but to say that they have no bright spots and rely on defense.
This is the case on the official website of the Writers Association, so one can imagine what's going on inside.
This time, as soon as Han Zhou arrived in Shanghai, he was met with malice.
A writer named Chang Chu published an article titled "Against the Tendency of Pan-entertainment in Fiction".
The title is this title, but the content is actually scolding Han Zhou and belittling "The Great Desolation".
If it was someone else, the media wouldn't bother to care about it.
Please, this is not the era of blogging, this is the era of Weibo.
The days of writers having discourse leadership online are long gone.
Who cares about you?
However, it was Han Zhou who was targeted, which aroused a lot of media interest.
As soon as Han Zhou got off the plane, he was blocked by the media: "Han Zhou, Chang Chu posted an article criticizing your novel for being too entertaining. What do you think of this?"
Han Zhou: "Who?"
Nanfang Daily reporter: "Chang Chu."
Han Zhou: "Who?"
Nanfang Daily reporter: "Chang Chu, the chief of the cursive prefix, the Chu of Chu."
Han Zhou: "I'm not deaf, I didn't ask his name, I mean, who is this person?"
Yangzi Daily reporter: "A traditional writer."
Han Zhou: "What masterpieces? Well-known works? How many copies have you bought?"
Reporter from Ziyang Daily: "According to statistics, his "The Lonely Ear of Wheat" should have sold more than [-] copies."
Han Zhou: "When I post '6' on Weibo, more than 300 million people read it, [-] copies? Does that mean I'm a writer who has written a novel that no one has read?"
"I have to respond to what this kind of person says? Then I won't do other things in my life."
The news came out quickly.
An internet writer who doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement: "As expected of Han Zhou, 6, support, clown, respond to him, he is also worthy?"
Someone commented here: "He has bought [-] copies of his book. You are a clown. What are you?"
The Internet writer: "I'm sorry, the last book was published and sold 480 million copies in total. It's too much for me to say he is a clown? To put it bluntly, I said he was a clown to flatter him. He Are you also eligible to enter the house and climb up the beams? Stay outside the door."
As for online novels, he needs to print eight copies of a book, which is not too much to sell a total of more than 400 million copies, which is considered to be relatively high but not top-notch among top online writers.
The one who was bullied had nothing to say.
Then someone responded below: "Others write literature, what do you write, the complete collection of jokes can sell him millions of copies."
Another internet writer, and a top streamer, Bei Qilin, one of the four supreme gods of Longdian Chinese Network: "The complete collection of jokes can buy millions of copies, but he only sold [-] copies when he wrote a book. What kind of stuff did he write?" I am ashamed to come out and speak, until my own book has sold [-] copies, I dare not speak in the circle, and I call everyone a boss, and he is also worthy of diss gold?!"
After he spoke, he also thought that the Supreme God was attracted to him: "Han Zhou maintains the position of the current active writer's novel sales champion, only the fairy tale masters of the previous generation have higher sales than him, and currently no one in China is qualified to evaluate Han Zhou's books. "
Someone responded: "Books are better than sales?"
The supreme god: "The book is not more than the sales volume than who has more commas in the book? Funny."
A netizen replied below: "Hahaha, you are right, writing a book is not as good as writing a diary."
On the Internet, the dispute between the two sides is actually very serious.
In fact, the root cause is a truth.
Some people think that after reading a certain book, their grades are higher, and they look down on people who read other books, and then they will talk nonsense.
A big UP master of the front-end time beep station posted a long video in response to this phenomenon and said, 'The books you read are high-grade, but it doesn't mean you are high-grade.Just because you think the book you read is high-grade doesn’t mean it’s really high-grade. '
This sense of superiority exists in all walks of life.
For example, those who live in a certain first-tier city say that others who live in second-tier cities are countrymen.
For example, someone who drives a joint venture car says that someone else who drives a domestic car is poor.
And so on, quarreling on the Internet every day.
The vast majority of people, even if they only read world classics, would not feel that people who only read jokes are inferior.
Even if you drive an imported car, you won't feel that people who walk are low.
Only a small number of people always like to find a sense of superiority.
These things have nothing to do with high-end resistance, but have something to do with choices.
Someone made a speech on the Internet saying that he had never taken the subway, and then some people ridiculed, "How can there be someone who has never taken the subway, what a fool."
And others also seriously responded, "I have never taken the subway, I was born in the Northwest, and we don't have a subway here."Have you ever seen a potato?Have you ever seen digging potatoes?You think I haven't seen the world, but seeing the world is not the same as seeing the top, seeing the world is equal to seeing all aspects. '
From a certain point of view, unless someone loves to read everything from jokes to online novels, classics to traditional novels to Western novels to South American novels to Maoxiongguo literature, it is impossible to compare these things horizontally. Who is good and who is bad.
But human energy is limited, such a person does not exist.
Therefore, no one is qualified to define and evaluate a kind of literature.
On the Internet, of course, most people are sober and stand at a neutral point of view, and their thinking soon becomes unified.
Don't you just write novels with a pen, do you think that people who write novels with a keyboard are inferior?It's pointless?Just because it's entertainment, doesn't mean that their things are meaningless.
If you think this is advanced, you might as well use a carving knife to write on bamboo slips, which is more advanced.
It is really impossible to tie a knot on the rope to remember things more advanced.
Of course, those 60-[-]-year-old seniors in the Huaguo Writers Association are already pedantic, so how could they go to the Internet to read reviews?
When Han Zhou arrived at the venue, many people came to watch.
Many people took "The Eight Parts of the Dragon" and asked Han Zhou to sign it.
Han Zhou also wrote "Jin Gu Liang Huang" instead of trying to save trouble, writing Han Zhou.
However, there are still some people who are angry: "I am too old to be a web writer, but my son is a web writer."
A network writer next to him looked at it very dissatisfied.
Han Zhou glanced at it and said nothing. What if his son really writes web articles?
Someone said: "Your son is more sensible than you."
This person is the vice-chairman of the Writers' Association, and it's courageous for this internet writer to criticize him face to face.
Han Zhou even saw an old acquaintance, Wang Kai.
Han Zhou knew that these people were not united internally.
At the beginning, there was a scolding war between Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, where the vice chairman was, and Beijing, where Wang Kai was.
It's just that it's not as interesting as the blog scolding battle between a writer surnamed Han and the Beijing circle that I saw in my previous life.
But the time has passed, and they are already going to be buried together.
Now, even if there are Internet writers flying dragons riding their faces in the new era and new situation, they still cannot be united internally.
It can be described as a mess of scattered sand and a mob.
But at the scene, someone still stood up and took the lead.
The meeting hasn't started yet, everyone is idle, the media is not there, and if they are, they haven't taken out the camera yet.
Wang Kai stood up: "Han Zhou."
Everyone looked over.
Wang Kai sneered: "Don't think that now that you are deliberating on the literary award to expand its influence, if the award is given to you, you are eligible to win the award."
Someone in the crowd shouted: "You need to admit it to change the encyclopedia?"
The crowd laughed.
Wang Kai: "Your book is not worthy."
Han Zhou was happy.
Before he could speak, someone said, "Wang Kai, the things you have written in your life can't add up to a chapter of Journey to the West."
Someone laughed loudly and unscrupulously.
Someone stood up to support Wang Kai: "What's the point of this kind of ghost novel?"
Immediately someone jumped out: "It's more meaningful than your participation in the TV program of tourism model selection."
It seems that everyone has had a long-standing grievance. This time, with the brand of Han Zhou standing here, many people rushed forward.
The scolding is not dirty, but it is more painful than dirty words.
Someone stood up: "They are all cultural people, and they make a living, why bother?"
Someone got up: "Who is a cultural person? I am an online book writer, what kind of culture do I have?"
Someone else exposed his old background: "You who haven't graduated from junior high school say you are a cultural person?"
Another person: "Who hasn't read a book now? You don't think you are an elite intellectual?"
The place was a mess.
The head of the organizing committee is getting bigger.
In fact, the people on the main committee are not the authors in the circle.
He is a professor of literature at seven universities in China, and an old editor-in-chief of the four major media.
These people have no conflict of interest or relationship with the writers on site, nor do they take sides.
Someone was about to stop him, but he was stopped by the person next to him: "The grievances are deep, leave them alone, let them quarrel."
Since ancient times, literati have looked down on each other, and it is normal for writers to scold each other with different positions.
Don't talk about this kind of thing that is related to eating and how much money you make.
Even on the matter of which is better, plum blossoms or snowflakes, the literary and poetic circles have been arguing for thousands of years without a conclusion.
Han Zhou sighed.
It had nothing to do with me.
Now that everyone is arguing, it is all the grievances of the past ten years.
However, things erupted from themselves.
I don't want to stand in line, but traditional writers seem to naturally stand on the opposite side.
And the new generation, most of them stood behind themselves.
If I slip away as if nothing happened at this time, I'm sorry for these people.
Secondly, the purpose of Wang Kai, a clown, is only to criticize himself?
Han Zhou said, "Wang Kai."
Everyone looked over.
Han Zhou looked at Wang Kai: "The last time I saw you, I heard about you, but I haven't read your book."
"I watched it recently."
Everyone thought that Han Zhou was going to make a big move.
Han Zhou: "Not bad."
Wang Kai himself was ready for the challenge, but he didn't expect Han Zhou to say that, and he didn't know what to say.
Han Zhou is happy, have you learned the writing technique of raising first and then suppressing?This trick was taught in elementary school, and it is the best to use.
"However, compared to "The Great Desolation", it is far behind."
There was laughter on the spot.
Han Zhou continued: "Your so-called traditional literature, whose tradition is handed down? What are the classics? Ghost novels, romance novels, and historical romances, there is no so-called traditional literature. Are you the tradition of Westerners?"
"What is the so-called serious literature?"
"You think I can't write? No, I just don't want to write such worthless and meaningless things."
"It's the weak bones that write this."
"You want meaning? Then I will give you meaning."
"Last time in the United States, I also won an award, and some people were not convinced. I wrote an article on the spot."
"This time I won the award again, and some people are not convinced."
"If you don't accept it, come out for a walk."
"Give me a computer and connect to the on-site projector."
Write a book on the spot?projected?
Han Zhou took a deep breath at this time. There is an article that is very suitable for writing today.
This is the story of a madman, a story of cannibalism.
It is suitable for sending out in today's scene.
This novel is the first modern vernacular novel in history. Before its birth, modern vernacular did not exist.
However, it is the first modern vernacular novel that created the world, but it must rank among the top three among all modern vernacular novels in history.
This article is also at least the top five short stories in the world.
These are very polite words.
To be precise, this novel is the second classic and the most important vernacular novel in China, and it is definitely one of the strongest and most meaningful novels in the world.
The computer is set up, and the projector is projected on it.
Han Zhou won: "Diary of a Madman"
Diary of a Madman originally had a preface, but of course this preface cannot be written today.
Han Zhou's preface reads [It has always been like this, right? 】
Then wrote.
【One】
[Tonight, the moonlight is very good.
I haven't seen him for more than 30 years: I saw him today, and I feel very refreshed.Only then did I realize that in the past 30 years or so, I was completely dizzy; however, I must be very careful.Otherwise, why did Zhao's dog look at me twice?
I'm right to be afraid. 】
At the scene, everyone was quietly looking at Han Zhou's code words.
Some people frowned, some people beamed with joy.
This paragraph seems to be calling Wang Kai a dog?
But many people realized the meaning and power of this beginning in a short time.
A madman's diary, that is, a madman's diary.
"Then why did Zhao's dog look at me twice?" 'In one sentence, a lunatic is brought to life!
Everyone present is a writer, and characters like lunatics, psychopaths, and idiots are inevitably written in all kinds of works.
However, many people spend [-] words writing about a lunatic, and the lunatic is still normal.
However, "Diary of a Madman" is just the beginning, just one sentence, this character is already crazy.
This kind of writing power... There is no one on the scene who can smell his exhaust.
As the article continued, many people had already forgotten about today's dispute, why Han Zhou wrote the book on the spot, and even forgot that Han Zhou was writing it.
Everyone invested in the article.
eat human.
[It's always been like this, right? 】
【I myself was eaten, but I am still the brother of the cannibal. 】
[This history has no age, and the words "benevolence, righteousness and morality" are written on each leaf crookedly.I couldn't sleep anyway, and after reading carefully half the night, I finally saw the words between the words. There were two words "eating people" written all over the book! 】
[Everything must be studied before it can be understood. 】
Everyone was silent.
I don't know if it's fear, admiration, shock, sadness, or worship.
Everyone watched quietly.
Han Zhou tapped the keyboard lightly and wrote the last paragraph.
【Thirteen
There are no cannibal children, or are there any?
Save the child...
September 2024, 11]
The scene was silent.
What is the meaning of this article?Every word in this article has the meaning of crushing Mount Tai!
Is this article good or bad?Everyone on the scene wrote books, which one can't see it?
The meaning of this article is to make many old people at the scene suffer, very painful.
I am eating people, I am the cannibal mentioned in the article, and I am also the person being eaten.
Madman, cannibal, fierce man of the times.
In the previous life, the author of "To Live" studied texts when he was young, and had to recite Mr. Lu's articles. He was so angry that he was annoyed when he read his books, so he used Mr. Lu's complete works as a table leg.
Once, someone wanted to make a movie of Mr. Lu's novel and asked him to see if he could help adapt the script.
He read Mr. Lu's book for the first time in his adult life.
From the beginning of this "Diary of a Madman", the hatred for Mr. Lu in the past disappeared, and I finished reading the complete works without sleep or food.
When the businessman asked him again if he could change the script, he said, "Leave Mr. Lu alone, don't spoil his work."
There are only two types of people in the world. The first type is those who know that Mr. Lu is the number one master of novels in the world, and the other type is those who have not read the complete works of Mr. Lu.
Of course, Han Zhou was still a thousand miles away from that kind of shock.
But when "Diary of a Madman" was brought out at the scene, no one dared to speak.
No one dared to speak, and no one dared to speak.
Some people even wonder why this person writes madmen so delicately and vividly?
Could it be that he is?
Or... In fact, the world is crazy, he is the normal person, and we lunatics, he thinks he looks like a lunatic?
Seeing that everyone was silent, Han Zhou sighed: "It's almost time for the party awards, everyone, get ready."
It was as if a switch had been turned on.
The members of the organizing committee got up and did their own things.
And each writer began to search for his position silently.
After being seated, a writer took a deep breath: "I would trade all the books in my life for a Diary of a Madman..."
Wang Kai stood where he was, motionless.
Someone tried to pull him into a seat, but he didn't move.
Before the awards began, Wang Kai walked through the aisle, and when he passed by Han Zhou, he turned around and landed on the floor.
Then turned around, with tears streaming down his face, and left the venue with heavy steps.
If we say that the last time O'Henry was shown in the United States, it was to show off his skills, to show his own level, his own strength, and to suppress doubts.
So this time Mr. Lu was invited to come out, it was Han Zhou who was regretting this literary world.
Everyone obviously still has a lot of business to do, and they are arguing about these dogs and grasshoppers every day. Do you know what to do now?
More people are thinking about when they can write this kind of novel.
Someone sighed: "Han Zhou said that there is no distinction between high and low articles, but his article is obviously a hundred times, a thousand times more advanced than mine."
The person next to him patted him on the shoulder: "Han Zhou is right, his articles are no better than ours."
"He is thinking a thousand times, ten thousand times higher than ours."
"As long as you get closer to him, maybe it will be a great success for you and me?"
Considering the literary awards, no surprises, the awards were handed out one by one.
Han Zhou returned to Sichuan Capital with the trophy of the Deliberation Literature Award.
The fact that "Prehistoric" won the Deliberate Literature Award has also been recorded on major media portals and Weibo hot lists.
Liu Tiantan smiled crookedly.
----
Ask for a monthly pass.
In fact, the introduction of the first edition of this book was written as "Is he crazy, or is it the world that is crazy", just to write the scene of "Diary of a Madman", but I didn't write that way later, I feel that I am very interested in this article. Understanding, is not enough to describe it in detail.
Therefore, this point was not written as the main point of this book.
However, "Diary of a Madman" is still written in this chapter, remembering the founder of modern Chinese literature.
(End of this chapter)
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