The star is suspected of being mentally ill

Chapter 236 Palace Yuye Wine, ___________?

For this show, Han Zhou didn't specifically write songs.

Instead, the lyric version of "General Order", which is "A Man Should Be Self-Strengthening", was used.

Many viewers feel familiar when they hear it.

"Where did you hear this song?"

"How is it possible? This song is full of masculinity and nice. If it is not a new song, I will definitely remember it. I have a better memory."

"Hehe, do you have a good memory? I've heard this song before. Isn't it the "General's Order" they danced in "Summer of Idols". It's just that this time Han Zhou filled in the lyrics for it again and it became a song." Sing!"

As soon as the words came out, everyone reacted.

"I'll fucking say this prelude is familiar."

On the stage, the little warriors have already finished their wonderful performance routines.

All kinds of dazzling bells and whistles.

While the audience was amazed at how powerful these children's martial arts are, Wu Li appeared on stage wearing a Hanfu.

"Pride in the face of ten thousand waves
Hot blood like the red sun

Brave like iron, bones like steel

Broad-minded, far-sighted

I will work hard and be a good man! "

In the singing, the teenagers punched together, and then Wu Li went up to correct some of their movements that were not in place.

It's like the master guiding the apprentice during the morning exercise.

In fact, such a scene is the most suitable way for martial arts to be on the stage.

This scene represents inheritance.

The inheritance of martial arts does not necessarily mean being able to fight well, nor does it mean training people to be humanoid.

It is passed on as a culture.

In this culture, everyone gets what they need.

Inheritance is the greatest feeling that martial arts can bring to the audience.

Because of the Internet, when people talk about a certain culture, they say that such a good thing is going to be cut off.

When you tell him to pass it on and become an apprentice, he won't go.

But that doesn't mean he's wrong.

Everyone can do something for the inheritance of culture, even if they just open their mouths to say something.

Subsidy is assistance, assisting fist is assistance, why not cheering?
The inheritance of martial arts is more likely to arouse the favor of the audience than the subtlety of martial arts itself. This is something that is naturally driven by human nature.

"Be a good man, improve yourself every day
A hot-blooded man is brighter than the sun

Let Haitian gather energy for me
to blaze new trails

Run for my ideal! "

Amidst the high-pitched singing, Wu Li shook off the front of his robe and punched the same set.

Huhushengfeng.

When the young actors played, they were already very beautiful, full of vigor, very exciting, and even delicate.

And when Wu Li punched, that kind of masculinity and vigorous feeling made people feel the gap even more.

Let a stinky chess basket come out, it can't compare with the strength of the opponent.

The small martial artists who are already very powerful are in front of them, and it seems that Wu Li's martial arts are like immortal techniques, and their skills are close to Taoism.

A simple action can grasp the psychology of the audience.

"Look at the vast blue sky again
I am a boy to be self-improvement

Stand tall and stand tall, everyone will be a pillar

be a good man

Use me to be hot

Shine thousands of light

be a good guy

Hot blood and hot intestines ~
Brighter than the sun! ! ! "

Amidst the intense singing, after Wu Li finished playing once, Xiao Wuzhe followed suit.

With Wu Li in front, it seemed like a set of punches three times, but three times gave people a completely different feeling.

Young people are indeed heroic, and middle-aged people are even more profound.

Young and old working together, the momentum is unstoppable!

At the scene, many people shouted: "OK!!!"

There was a loud applause.

To be honest, Chen still sings, okay?In just 3 minutes, Chen Yiran is now the most famous child actor in the country.

However, the applause from "Congratulations" was not as good as this martial arts show.

Although everyone doesn't say it, many people think in their bones that Huaguo's is the most dickish.

Even today, there are still many people saying, you say martial arts are good, you go to the ring, go to UFO, go to KFC.

No, as long as there is a ring stage and referees, isn't that just a performance?

The rules of commercial performances, to measure a killing technique?
Those big boxers in ancient martial arts, those masters of swordsmanship, those masters of spears, thought about killing people with fists and swords, and thought about practicing boxing and swords to strengthen their bodies, but who would have thought that hundreds of thousands of years later, there would be a stage, Need to perform show fights under certain rules?

There is no logic at all in wanting to use black martial arts that cannot be staged.

When martial arts appeared on the stage, the audience's applause told everyone that our own is the best, because we are the best.

This is the spirit of martial arts.

Confidence is strength.

At the end of the martial arts show, Gu Yu and another male host sighed: "Youth is full of vigor."

Host Archie: "The mainstay of middle age."

Lan Heyun: "What about old age?"

Gu Yu smiled: "Times are changing, but the elderly still have a place."

Lan Heyun: "That's true, but the times are changing too fast, can the elderly keep up?"

Gu Yu: "Who knows whether it's a good thing to keep up or not to keep up? Don't underestimate the elderly, those who should be able to keep up, can keep up, and those who shouldn't be kept up, resolutely refuse!"

Lan Heyun: "Hey, there's an old man over here, let's see what she says."

An old lady who looks energetic, kind and slightly fat is on the stage.

She is Zhao Xirong, a well-known sketch actor in Northeast China, and she is the memory of the old Spring Festival Gala in the hearts of the audience.

This time, they went out and took Han Zhou's notebook.

On the stage, the camera shot to the other side of the stage.

Female secretary: "Attention everyone, the general manager is here!"

The dancers at the scene danced an international dance, and the manager suddenly shouted: "Stop, stop, stop!"

Secretary: "What's the matter?"

Manager: "Our western restaurant has changed to the Queen Mother's Restaurant, why is this song still playing?"

If it was the previous life, no one would know what the famous scene was, but at this moment, the audience was thinking about what the show was about.

In recent years, the Spring Festival Gala has created sequelae of skits for the audience.

For three consecutive years, netizens have been making bets on the Internet, and guess what the sketch will be.

There are also those who do online live broadcast programs, and open live broadcasts to complain about the Spring Festival Gala, but the program is almost completely correct.

The title of this skit is "The Adventure of a Worker".

According to the Spring Festival Gala in recent years, the audience already has a picture in their hearts.

An unlucky guy in charge of funny, ran to apply for the job.

As a result, the manager's important event was delayed.

The manager didn't want to take him.

During the conversation, the manager said that the son of the chairman wanted to visit the company in private, and then mistakenly thought that this unlucky guy was the son of the chairman, so he began to flatter him.

In the end, the real son came.

The manager trampled on the real son and praised the fake son, confusing everyone.

At first, Mr. Zhen thought that the manager was not flattering, so he deliberately vented his dissatisfaction with the airborne, and he was calm.

As a result, after a series of misunderstandings and comparisons with the manager's behavior, he saw through the essence of the manager.

Then something happened, which proved that although the manager is a licking dog, he is not a bad person at heart. Then when he was reprimanded not to 'flatter' and 'don't lie', the manager proposed a gift package, 'It's almost Chinese New Year, I actually prepared gifts for everyone ...'

And then the show is over.

Seeing the words "Working Adventure", the audience finished previewing the plot in a second.

However, as the show progressed, everyone realized how wrong they were.

"It belongs to the Price Bureau!"

Manager: "What's the matter?"

Secretary: "Let me quote the price of the vegetables."

Manager: "Just say I'm not here!"

Secretary: "Hey, our manager said he's not here."

In the previous life, many people have forgotten the source of the stalk. In this world, it won a lot of applause, and the audience burst into laughter.

Many stars who watched the Spring Festival Gala in the front row had to maintain their demeanor, and it was extremely uncomfortable.

And some celebrities, without pretending, just put their arms around their stomachs and laughed numbly.

Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "Like Erguotou."

Female secretary: "What does it mean to be like Erguotou? That is, Erguotou mixed with water!"

Manager: "Hey...nonsense! What Erguotou mixed with water! When you get here, it has to be called Palace Yuye Wine~"

Old lady: Oh, how much does it cost for a cup?

Manager: "One hundred and eighty cups!"

By now, the audience, of course understand what kind of story this is.

It is a restaurant that uses cheap things, packs them, and sells them at high prices to fool diners.

Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "Where's the white one?"

Female secretary: "White radish."

The manager disliked it: "Talking! What white radish, you can't call it a white radish here, it has to be called a palace-white radish."

The old lady Zhao Xirong has seen it for a long time: "What about the green one?"

The manager's expression narrowed, with a smirk: "The palace green radish."

Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "Then I know the yellow...yellow one, it's a palace carrot!"

The manager danced and danced: "Oh, so smart, court carrot!"

When the audience didn't expect it, the stalk came.

Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "Just this plate of radishes costs 5 yuan, right?"

Manager: "Where is it, 80!"

The audience laughed madly.

But when laughing, many people don't realize one thing, why is it funny?
The old lady from the countryside, no matter how fooled the manager was, she thought that a plate of radishes was five yuan.

This is actually a double irony.

On the one hand, it means, "Old lady, you really don't know much. He has already packaged radishes like this. Can you sell them for five yuan?" '

On the one hand, he said again, "You have been fooled countless times in your own life, but the old lady didn't fall for it." '

This phenomenon is too common. In this era, almost this kind of packaging is the norm. Without packaging, it is abnormal.

People's hearts are not ancient, and the world is declining, so it's funny if someone brings it to the stage.

This kind of laughter is not just a laugh, but a mockery, a mockery of social phenomena.

In the past Spring Festival Gala, the audience was always taught what to do, why not teach some non-ordinary audience what to do?Han Zhou just gave an example.

If you work on ordinary people, it will only arouse the disgust of ordinary audiences. If you work on these beasts, the effect will be fine!

Manager: "Have I not told you? You can't be called a carrot here, you have to be called a gathering of heroes!"

Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "It's still a gathering of talents, I think it's a carrot meeting, hahahaha!"

Soon, the classic scene also came.

The old lady Zhao Xirong sang: "If I play tricks, I'm a stick."

The manager laughed and sang: "Palace Yuye wine."

Old lady Zhao Xirong: "One hundred and eight cups."

Manager: "How's the wine?"

Old lady Zhao Xirong: "Listen to me blowing to you—"

"Look at my mouth! Have a drink for your appetite."

Manager: "I called Mei."

Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "Two cups will not hurt your kidneys."

Manager: "Haha, it's still beautiful."

Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "Three cups and five cups."

"Guarantee your little face."

The manager tilted his head: "how is it?"

The old lady Zhao Xirong continued to wave her handkerchief and sing: "There is red in the white."

"There is black in the red."

"Ah? Black is not Liujiu (Manager: Huh?) Green Baji (Manager: Whoops)!"

Old lady Zhao Xirong: "Blue wow wow (manager: what color is this), purple is not slippery."

"The pink one is so beautiful."

The manager breathed a sigh of relief, and patted his leg: "Oh, you scared the hell out of me."

Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "How is this wine?"

The manager sang: "This wine is really beautiful, oh so beautiful, oh so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful!"

Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "What's so beautiful? It's actually Erguotou, the boiled water mixed with it!"

The manager was anxious: "Why did you sing the truth?"

The old lady Zhao Xirong covered her mouth: "That's the bald mouth."

Manager: "You! You should sing like that!"

"Look at this dish, a gathering of talents, if you are eighty years old, it is not expensive at all! Come and have a look, and taste it for yourself! It is very crispy in your mouth! If you don't believe it, try a piece of it to see if it is crispy. "

Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "I ate a piece and chewed it in my mouth. It is indeed a bit crunchy!"

Manager: "Why so brittle?"

Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "Why is it so brittle?"

Manager: "May I ask you now?"

"I……"

The manager pressed on every step: "Why is it so brittle? How is it so brittle?"

The old lady Zhao Xirong sang loudly: "It is a plate of big radish!"

The manager clapped his hands and shook his head, mourning: "You told the truth again!"

The old lady Zhao Xirong grabbed her mobile phone: "Have you heard everything clearly?"

The manager wondered: "Hey! Who are you talking to?"

Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "Price Bureau!"

If the sketch is just like this, then this sketch can be said to be good-looking and funny, but it is by no means a classic.

After learning that the old lady had reported to the Price Bureau, the manager still had that obsequious look.

It seems that flattery for the sake of making money has been engraved in his bones.

Even if the old lady scolds him with a pen, even if the old lady directly calls him a stick, he is still flattering.

This ending, without education, made many viewers think a lot.

This kind of lively dog ​​thing is too effective for the show.

"I laughed so hard at this manager."

"Hahaha~ hiccup"

but!

Are such people rare in life?
Do you have such a person in your life?

Are you that kind of person in your life?

After careful consideration, the answer made people feel a little absurd and too real.

If the program ends here, then this program is the advanced version of the "educational sketch" of the Spring Festival Gala in previous years. With strong script skills, the writing of this sketch is educational, funny and beautiful.

However, the show didn't end there.

The manager's flattery, money worship, and greed throughout.

And the old lady still has a paragraph at the end.

So free and easy.

This scene will leave an indelible impression on the nearly 6 million viewers in front of the TV for a lifetime!

"Walking in all directions, the road is long and the water is long!"

"Confused, village after village, walking around—"

A free and easy song, a free and easy person, a strange story, a farce.

In front of the TV, a skit actor who didn't make it to the Spring Festival Gala this year was sulking at this moment, and said in front of his wife, "Look at his brain..."

"An inferior product, even more exciting than a TV series..."

"Why can't I write this kind of sketch?"

His daughter-in-law put an ashtray over for him: "If you can't write, just learn. Study hard. There will be opportunities next year. If you can't write next year, you will have the year after."

The skit actor sighed, and then looked up: "Or, why don't I just join the new world?"

"As the saying goes, if you are close to Zhu, you will be red, if you are close to ink, you will be black, and if you are close to Han Zhou, maybe you can write this kind of script?"

"No matter how bad it is, if you can't write it, begging him to write one is more reliable than being so sleepy?"

……

On stage, a new show has arrived.

The main program of the Spring Festival Gala is still songs. After all, a song is only 5 minutes, and a sketch is more than ten minutes.

So as soon as "Working Adventures" ended, it was immediately a song.

And the audience never expected that this year's songs full of New Year's flavor would be one after another, as if for Han Zhou, writing songs was like breathing, and he would never be able to hold on.

"Find some free time, find some time
Lead the children, often go home to see
with a smile, with a wish

Accompany your lover, often go home and have a look
妈妈 准备 了 一些 唠叨

爸爸 张罗 了 桌 好饭

生活 的 烦恼 跟 说 说
Talk to Dad about work! "

The reason why Han Zhou took out "Where Does the Time Go" at the May [-] concert in Shudu is because from the perspective of singing effect, time is the "Go home and see" that he learned.

But in terms of the beauty of the music, the simplicity and touchingness of the lyrics, "Go Home and See" is stronger.

These picturesque lyrics make the hearts of those who can't go home feel tight.

When a person is in a foreign country, he knows how warm and cold he is.

"Go home often, go home and see
Even if I brush the chopsticks and wash the dishes for my mother

老人 不 图 儿女 为家 做 贡献 贡献 呀
It's not easy to try to have a happy family..."

In the previous life, this song was sung by male and female singers, giving people a feeling of family reunion.

In this life, it is still a chorus of men and women.

It is very rare for Chen Feng to have the opportunity to sing a song with Liu Yiling in this life, and it was the Spring Festival Gala.

Even, the feeling of this song is that of a couple singing duet.

Chen Feng also took this opportunity to sing popular songs. After all, during the Spring Festival Gala, he didn't reject songs other than rock and roll. That's not normal, and no one would make an issue of it.

However, although Chen Feng was full of emotions when he sang this song, his mind was still on the next song.

In the past two years of knowing Han Zhou, Han Zhou has written many songs for Chen Feng, but there is no serious rock song that has a wide audience.

As for the next song, Chen Feng felt that it had the widest audience among the songs written by Han Zhou.

A rock song, a patriotic rock song, and Chen Feng's own favorite rock song.

In the current environment on the Internet, Chen Feng feels that patriotism is his greatest rock and roll attitude.

This song will surely become a well-known modern rock song!

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