The star is suspected of being mentally ill

Chapter 257 "Singing" Shocked, Ancient Thunder Exploded

Chapter 257 "Singing" Shocked, Ancient Thunder Exploded

Before boarding the plane, Yang Hong handed over a lot of work to Han Zhou, and finally asked, "Will "Farewell My Concubine" be released abroad?"

Now that two weeks have passed, the domestic box office has almost completed three quarters, reaching 12 billion.

It is estimated that the final number is between 15 billion and 18 billion.

Han Zhou shook his head: "Not yet."

Yang Hong was puzzled.

Han Zhou: "Wait until I have won all the European and American awards, and then I will show it."

"If it's released now, if it earns more than [-] million yuan, I'll lose, but when the time comes, the domestic box office will be as much as the global box office."

This is driven by the market and has nothing to do with the subject matter.

After Han Zhou boarded the plane, he did not land safely.

The United States, Los Angeles, a rare heavy snowstorm.

……

"Singing" scene.

King of Pop Felivier Bablov Charles looks at his assistant: "So, he's coming?"

assistant:"?"

Feliway: "Han Zhou."

The assistant nodded: "Although the list is a secret, in fact Han Zhou's name should have been revealed by the program team."

"They want to hit ratings records."

Feliwei smiled: "So, there should be other kings and queens next door, and they are all here to serve as stepping stones for this?"

The assistant is not good at answering the phone.

Feliwei: "I want to see how good he is."

"If you just show off your lung capacity and high pitch, I'm afraid it won't work."

"His famous songs are all classics, and my famous songs are also classics."

If Han Zhou were here, he would have sighed, "Hello, Yuan Benchu."

But Han Zhou never thought of singing the songs he was famous for.

Han Zhou is here to sell albums, what old songs are he singing?

According to the rules, when each singer enters the hall, no one else can come out to watch.

However, it can be provocative.

When Han Zhou was picked up from the airport, it was already a long time late.

So, every singer is in his own room.

When the director told Han Zhou that he could give other singers a hard time.

Han Zhou smiled: "The first episode will be broadcast after the recording?"

The director nodded.

Han Zhou: "Isn't that Christmas?"

The director nodded again.

Han Zhou: "OK."

Although Han Zhou has a lot of thoughts, he releases an episode of Reaper every Christmas, and this year is no exception. "Reaper 2" is being promoted crazily.

But, after all, he was the one who performed on the TV station in person, so it would be a waste of time to show up at this time.

So Han Zhou sat in front of the piano and put his finger on it.

"Ding ding ding ding~"

He began to sing: "Gold is enough to lose, gold is enough to lose..."

The six opponents were all sticking to the door to listen.

The more you listen, the more afraid you become, the more you listen, the more worried you become.

Is this fucking human?I came here to come up with a new song to get off my horse, and it's still a Christmas song.

Of course, no problem in the brain can hear this is a Christmas carol.

And Han Zhou is still singing: "Jingle bells, jingle bells..."

After singing, ending, get up.

Then he put his hands in his trouser pockets.

The director asked: "So, since the first issue is Christmas, will you sing a lighter song?"

Han Zhou smiled: "You guess."

The director looked at the song title "Bohemian Rhapsody" reported in his hand?
Where is Bohemia?
What does rhapsody mean?
Why is it all written in English, but I can't understand a single word?

This legendary boss, who has never released an album or even an official song but has been called a superstar by the media and a god-level king by fans, can't...can't speak English, right?

Could it be that his previous lyrics were all written by gunmen?
With the recording of the program, the director was convinced, shocked, frightened, and knelt down.

……

The director is still fucking smart.

This guy made a thick mosaic on Han Zhou's head, and then sent "Christmas Carol" a week in advance.

The classic "Christmas Carol", which is overwhelming enough, hit the entire Internet before Christmas.

Tracing back to the source, many people have discovered that this song is actually a warm-up clip from "Singing"!
After many people found out, the original version with half English and half Chinese quickly replaced the half English version popular on the Internet.

"Oh, who is this singer, it's so hard to guess! Funny face/jpg"

"Let me guess, half English and half Chinese, he can't be An Lan! Sincere smile/jpg"

"Can you be more normal? It stands to reason that this person must be God Han, but these people in TV stations don't want to lose face for popularity, so maybe there will be a reversal."

"How many people do you know who can sing both English and Chinese so well, the key is classic songs?"

"By the way, there is a mosaic on the face, can you tell that it is from the Hua Kingdom by looking at the skin color of the hands?"

"Look at the ghost, as long as celebrities and singers don't want to be black, they can exaggerate their whiteness. Many white singers who like to tan have darker skin."

"No, I suggest you go and take a look at the stars of Huaguo, our stars' complexion is dark compared to theirs..."

In the comment area of ​​a song mixed with white and yellow languages, everyone is discussing the issue of black skin.

magic.

However, this warm-up was absolutely successful.

Because with the arrival of Christmas, many people played Christmas carols, and it was Han Zhou's latest version of "Christmas Carols".

Then everyone knew that this song came from "Singing".

This heat is not leveraged.

However, there are still people who want to find something for Han Zhou at this time.

In the past, Han Zhou only sang, didn't make money from singing, and didn't come to the United States to perform.

This time is different.

Han Zhou said he was going to release an album, and before releasing the album, he came to the United States to participate in the show.

Doesn't it make it clear that we are going to start eating this bowl of rice in the United States?

A black material that has been prepared for several years, quickly appeared on the Internet.

In the beginning, I was a musician who commented on songs on the Internet.

As an anchor, he still has quite a large number of fans. Because it is a global platform during the live broadcast, there are [-] to [-] viewers.

At this time, someone tipped him a hundred dollars and asked him to comment on a song.

The anchor was numb with excitement.

You know, the audience in the entire live broadcasting industry in the United States is picky, and a reward of $[-] is so delicious.

So, a cheerful song was played in the live broadcast room.

"Why are you crying, everything will be fine!"

The anchor listened to the beat with his head, and praised: "We saw that this song is very professionally produced and very cheerful. Although I can't understand the lyrics, the rhythm of this song is really strong... ..."

Just as he was talking, the speaker said: "You are a... a..."

The host was stunned for ten seconds.

After regaining his senses, he tore off the speaker cable, then quickly forked the song, and then: "Wow tifa?"

"what is this?"

"crooked?"

"Am I right?"

"Don't make such jokes, please, never."

Someone posted a message on the sidebar: "This is the first song Han Zhou wrote when he debuted."

Someone corrected: "It's the second one."

Host: "Oh! I don't care who wrote this song, don't let me listen to this song in my live broadcast room..."

However, before he finished speaking, the live broadcast room has been reported and banned.

The video of the live broadcast was also posted on the Internet, and it quickly became popular.

Afterwards, many people learned to do their jobs, and many anchors who were engaged in listening to songs all suffered.

Then, the video of this song is everywhere, and the entire Internet in the United States is full of this thing.

Han Zhou's song, Brother Ni.

After this song came out, many people on the Internet intentionally played this song, either to make the program more effective and post videos to make money, or some people deliberately listened to this song for a certain type of people.

Very lively.

"This singer is not good, I don't like this singer."

"Since listening to "Sunshine Rainbow Little White Horse", I don't like Han Zhou anymore... I love Han Zhou! Great music!!!"

"I just looped the fucking single over 200 times."

"I put it outside the burger joint."

"Le, directly set it as the ringtone of the mobile phone."

At this time, the American branch of the New World also started to move, and began to popularize science. In Chinese, "nei" means "that" and "that".

But there are still a group of people on the Internet criticizing this song by criticizing Han Zhou.

Someone even posted a video saying that if Han Zhou arrives in such and such a city, just wait for the bullets.

After someone took the lead in saying this, others followed.

The seriousness of the problem was also reflected, so many fans of Han Zhou in the United States spat with these people on the Internet, and even threatened them in the opposite direction.

You know, when the first episode of "Singing" was broadcast, the second episode was already being recorded.

Han Zhou is going to America again soon.

Therefore, the Los Angeles police are on the verge of a formidable enemy.

What's more, there were no black people in the hands of the people sent over.

Unfortunately, when they arrived at the airport, they found that they were redundant.

Because, a company with a license to practice security, with five times the number of people and ten times the firepower, was waiting here to welcome Han Zhou.

Han Zhou is not the same Han Zhou he used to be. Now Han Zhou has plenty of money.

Spend as much money as you want, and get as much security as you want.

There were a lot of fans who came to pick us up at the airport.

The security guard suggested that Han Zhou go through the VIP, and Han Zhou came out directly through the normal passage.

However, the fans were also very cautious and directly squeezed the blacks to the periphery, and there were no blacks in the crowd at all.

Han Zhou can probably tell from the situation, but not all of these people are his fans, some of them are here to make a fuss.

As for who did it, any major music company in the United States is likely.

A large number of reporters also squeezed into the crowd, wanting to interview Han Zhou's views on this matter.

Can Han Zhou have any opinions? He was just thinking, why doesn't Mr. Da come to the United States to give me a sample?

The reporter kept asking, and Han Zhou gave an answer: "When English did not exist in this world, the word Chinese was already in use."

"If you are not educated, read more."

A reporter stretched out his hand: "Han! A group posted a video saying they were going to attack you, what do you say!"

Han Zhou was overjoyed, and threw out a USB flash drive to him: "Send it online."

There is nothing in the flash drive, just the video of Han Zhou training firearms.

Amateur players, come and try it out.

But this was all a joking response, because there was no way for those so-called groups to get close to Han Zhou.

In the United States, as long as you have money, you can have as many guns as you want. Han Zhou's casual team has more security than the president of the United States.

When you are acting in a movie, if you can get close to the shooting distance, I will lose.

Amidst this farce, the popularity of "Singing" has really reached its peak.

Everyone is very clear now that Han Zhou must have participated in the fourth season of "Singing" and appeared as the first singer.

Many people are waiting in front of the TV to watch.

Singers came one by one, and many people had some provocative behaviors, such as deliberately playing high notes that others could not reach, such as playing musical instruments in the hall.

And Han Zhou came and sang "Christmas Carol".

After the audience confirmed that "Christmas Carol" was sung by Han Zhou, New World released the official production version of "Christmas Carol".

How much can you earn?

At any rate, the security fee was topped up.

And with the appearance of one singer after another, the audience was immediately dumbfounded.

For this season's lineup, Fox TV can't beat it?Just stud?
The first one to appear on the stage was the 24-year-old popular female singer Ai Lesi. The sales of her last album exceeded one million, and she became popular among the entire youth group.

And she is the worst among the seven singers.

The second place is directly the top shock.

The king of rock and roll, the lead singer of the rock band The Hornets, Karl.

The third place is the pop queen, 33-year-old Pasha Elizabeth.

The fourth place is the king of pop, 57-year-old Anthony Buff.

The fifth place is Harper, the lead singer of the god-level band E4.

Sixth, the King of Pop, Feliway.

According to the rules, everyone sang their own songs.

Almost everyone has chosen their own famous song.

Everyone knows how fierce the competition is, and they don't want to lie down in the first game.

Finally, the chasing light landed on the entrance of the passage.

When Han Zhou, who was wearing jeans and a white vest, came out.

The audience screamed and screamed.

Even the top six are superstars and popular singers.

But they have too many performances, and the fans don't have that much obsession.

As for Han Zhou's singer, he was crazy like his mother, wanting to get tickets for "Singing", so he came here.

There were 2000 seats at the scene, and more than [-] people screamed wildly when the Han Zhou people came out and did nothing.

Passers-by watching TV are even more strange.

"No, on stage in a tank top? Seriously?"

"He's the singer of The Sound of Silence? Look at what he's singing today."

"This dress is a bit retro."

The lights of the scene were dimmed, followed by a gathering on the stage.

There is no part of speaking lines, and the singing starts directly.

The configuration of the scene made the audience feel strange.

Symphony Orchestra?

Rock Band?

choir?
No, just because he is a foreigner?Why give him such a good configuration, I Feliwei (Harper, Anthony, Pasha, Karl, Elles) is not worthy?

This is fucking different!

On the stage, the light was aimed at Han Zhou and the choir at the same time.

"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Is all this true?Or is it just an illusion?
Trapped in landslides, unable to escape the cage of reality

open your eyes and look up at the sky
I'm just a poor kid, I don't need pity

Because I always come and go when I say it, sometimes high-pitched, sometimes low-pitched

It doesn't matter to me where the wind blows, to me"

Audiences are dumb.

Because they can't understand the title of the song.

"Bohemian Rhapsody" Where is Bohemia?Or a personal name?What is Rhapsody?
This section seems to be a cappella or vocal accompaniment (acappella)?Is this the kind of work that you are going to play?

Game, brother!This is a game, a game!Even Han Zhou's fans were anxious.

Singing like this is not an advantage!
In the sound of the piano, the light of the choir faded away.

Han Zhou held the microphone: "Mama, just killed a man
Mom, I just killed someone

I put a gun to his head, I pulled the trigger, and now he's dead
Mom, life is just beginning
But now I walk away and leave it behind
Mom, oh, I don't want you to cry

If I don't come back by this time tomorrow

Let life go on as if nothing happened"

If the audience was still studying here and there before.

So now, all the audience is stupid.

In fact, Han Zhou doesn't like this song very much personally, but Han Zhou knows that the music style represented by this song is unique in the entire history of music, and that's what Westerners like.

Especially the second paragraph, which looks like an aria, a ballad, and a lyrical rock.

Many people have studied this song and think that this song is about the person who sings the main point of view and kills himself, rather than the direct expression in the lyrics that he will kill a person for you.

But Han Zhou personally understood that it was more like giving up on himself than killing himself.

It can be said that he has given up on himself spiritually, not physically.

"It's too late, my home is coming
My spine started to tremble, and my whole body was in unbearable pain
goodbye guys, i'm leaving

I'm leaving you to face the real trial

Mama, oh (Where does the wind blow)
I don't want to die either
Sometimes I even wish I hadn't come to this world"

The audience at the scene was silent and stunned.

The shot was given to many viewers.

For the absolute fans who almost fainted in tears after seeing Han Zhou himself for the first time.

It was also given to Han Zhou fans who were dumbfounded.

To shocked passers-by fans.

Every section, every section has a different style, this is still a rock song, can rock be like this?Is this the talent of God?No wonder Han Zhou's fans call him Han God. Today, I feel it.

However, this is where it is.

When the guitar solo drove the rock fans crazy, the madness had already struck.

The choir, began to sing in operatic voices:

"I saw a small figure
Clown, coward, can you dance the tango?
The thunder and lightning really scared me! "

In the following paragraph, Han Zhou changed it. In the original version, two common names of nobles were written, but this world does not have them, so Han Zhou changed the names of two nobles in this world, Italy and West Belarus.

"Miketor (Miketor), Miketor (Miketor), Miketor, Miketor, Domino! My lord!!!"

Han Zhou sang: "But I'm just a poor kid, no one loves me

He's just a poor kid in a poor family
Spare this freak
I'm always being ordered around, will you let me go? "

Then the chorus: "In the name of God! No we won't let you go"

Chorus lead: "(Let him go)" Chorus: "In the name of God! We won't let you go!"

……

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

(oh mama mia mama mia) mama mia let him go

Pablo sent a devil to me. "

Here in the original version, it is the name of a devil in western legends, but Han Zhou found that there is no such thing in this world. Although this legend is earlier than the Tang Dynasty, I don’t know why it didn’t exist. Passed down, so found a similar filler.

But it doesn't really matter. American audiences don't have this culture at all, and they don't know what it means.

But they understand formalism.

A fan asked a friend next to him: "So, is this a crazy show? It's crazy!"

My friend replied: "It's showing off skills, singing, different timbres, different styles, writing music, different styles, different rhythms, writing lyrics, different styles, different meanings."

"Isn't this showing off his skills, is this his living "Encyclopedia of Song Skills"!"

There is a problem in the world. Ever since it became easier to make money by singing, the style of songs has become simpler and simpler, and finally became homogeneous.

No new styles, new genres, or even new attempts were born.

People who became famous made money after becoming famous, and lost the motivation to promote new things.

Unknown singers scramble to follow the crowd, hoping to take a bite of the fat.

Those who have not yet become famous are even more trying to find ways to release songs crazily and quickly, and to release a little more, so that they can catch a song or two if they are lucky.

When the music style has declined to the level it is today.

Han Zhou stood on the stage of "Singing" and performed an absolute masterpiece.

From the sense of hearing, it sounds nice and fresh.

This means that the so-called good-sounding of other competitors is not worth mentioning in front of this song.

"Then you think you can stone me to death and spit on me?

So you think you can love me and let me die alone?

Oh baby don't do this to me baby
I have to get out, I have to escape this place! "

When the audience realized that the perspective had changed, they had actually walked into the song after immersing themselves in listening to the song.

Rhapsody, the key is not to think, but to be crazy.

And crazy, in English, is the same word as crazy.

A crazy song, a crazy song, a song that is crazy to the limit from any angle.

"(oh)
(oh yes, oh yes)

Nothing makes sense anymore, anyone can see that
nothing matters
it doesn't matter to me anymore
Where does the wind blow..."

Many people don't care so much about analyzing what the song actually sang.

They have actually experienced some things on the surface of the text, and it has passed.

A man gives up on himself.

The people around are not trying to keep him, but are holding him back because of some things.

He also resisted.

Useless.

The last paragraph, tired, destroy it.

A very very very very very very mournful song.

But sometimes, the song can be listened to directly or backwards.

It is precisely because this song is so mournful that he has inspired countless people.

But because of his loss, more people lost even more.

But Han Zhou didn't want to express anything.

It's simply because the songs in the US market in recent years like to play and lose heart, so Han Zhou came up with "Bohemian Rhapsody" to let everyone see who is the boss.

Don't talk about style, don't talk about singing skills, let alone melodiousness, you can't beat me.

Even the so-called mourning that you have been playing for several years is a no-brainer.

Are those low-pitched drums, the mourning brought to the fans, very powerful?

The electric guitar is bang bang bang, the drum set is bang bang bang, and the voice is so high that it can be mourned.

Did you lose school?
A cappella, folk songs, opera, hard rock, light rock, have you learned it?

When Han Zhou finished singing, he glanced contemptuously at the direction of the camera, and the microphone fell to the ground with an open hand.

Looking down on the world, domineering.

Of course, it can also be understood as pure pretense.

After all, the United States, after all, the expressiveness of American TV programs is also a scoring item. Han Zhou feels that he is over, so at least add three points to it.

The microphone fell to the ground is domineering, but the button is not turned off!

But a loud bang brought all the audience back to reality.

"what!!!"

"Han!!!"

“Arawu Oil!!!”

Crazy fans.

And passers-by fans also touched their cheeks, not knowing why they cried.

The contagious power of listening to music on the spot is far stronger than listening to it on speakers. Many people cry when they hear it, and their mentality collapses. Their souls are controlled by music at will, and they don't know it.

At this moment, when I came back to my senses, all my thoughts turned into admiration for that performer, and I chanted frantically along with other fans.

The shot is given to the backstage.

Feliwei was swearing: "What kind of competition is there, what is there to compare to Mare Fake, ouch."

Carl: "I lost."

Ai Lesi had Xiao Taoxin on her face that the audience could see clearly: "So handsome!"

Uncle Anthony touched Elles' forehead: "Well, I'm really crazy, you can ask him to sign it later."

Alice pointed to her collarbone: "How about I let him sign here, and then get a tattoo and leave his signature forever?"

Harper raised his legs: "I lost this game, and the next game will continue."

Many viewers in front of the TV actually didn't think this song was good, because they didn't listen to it live, and the feeling was completely different. But after watching the Internet, they realized why this song has just been sung, and it has already been hotly searched on Twitter. Refresh Once it soars, after a few minutes of singing, it's almost fucking No. [-]!
A black man gritted his teeth in front of the TV: "Why do these guys praise him for liking him, compared to this!"

The person next to him slapped his head: "Idiot, he is helping you speak up."

The black man froze for a moment: "Is this song written for black people?"

The person next to him looked deeply: "No, it was written for the poor."

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