I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 121 Yang Yunyi's version is called Xiaofan (fourth change)
Sun Yue really couldn't listen anymore, how could this person be so forceful!

"Okay, okay, let's stop bragging, shall we?"

Yang Yunyi heheed twice, and said: "Yes, yes, yes, go and hurry up and bring Sun Yue up. After I finished talking about this cross talk show, I have another job. How can I be the same as him!"

Sun Yue said, "Stop it, I mean stop bragging."

Hearing this, Yang Yunyi became angry.

"Bragging, who is bragging, you don't believe it, do you?"

Sun Yue said: "I don't believe it!"

Yang Yunyi snorted and said: "Then you wait, wait for Sun Yue to come up later, don't leave."

Sun Yue replied: "If I don't go down, he may not be able to come up!"

The audience applauded and began to applaud.

Yang Yunyi asked suspiciously: "Why, why? What do you mean, why didn't I understand?"

Sun Yue replied angrily: "I am Sun Yue!"

Yang Yunyi also replied: "I am Sun Wukong, I am still Sun Ce and Sun Yaowei! The four of us are known as Sun Bar F4!"

At this moment, Yang Yunyi suddenly thought of a stalk, saying that someone was asking what the most embarrassing thing in the world was.

In the end, someone replied that his grandchildren were in the eleventh level, but his girlfriend played with Little Sweet Potato.

Although there is no such software as Little Sweet Potato yet, when mentioning Sun Bar, this stalk comes to mind inexplicably.

Sun Yue clenched his fists and said out of breath, "I said that I was really pissed off. I am really Sun Yue, Sun Yue, a fat man of three hundred catties. I believe this is enough to prove that I am Sun Yue!"

Yang Yunyi took two steps back and let out an ouch.

Then he stepped forward and slapped Sun Yue's arm fiercely, not daring to say anything: "Really, it's really Mr. Sun Yuesun! Hehe, Mrs. Sun, I've always liked you."

With that said, he was about to hug Sun Yue's arm.

But Sun Yue shook off Yang Yunyi, and snorted coldly: "Go to the other side, you said there are people like you!"

Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue's stomach: "I'm just kidding with you!"

Sun Yue was still dissatisfied, even very angry.

"Who is teasing you!"

Yang Yunyi laughed and said: "Mr. Sun, I really like you and admire you very much. I admire your art so much! I really, really like you very much!"

Sun Yue paced his legs and looked at Yang Yunyi with disdain.

"Didn't you despise me just now, now you like me!"

Yang Yunyi replied subconsciously: "I just liked it!"

The sound of haha ​​came from the audience again, this cross talk is really amazing.

Anyway, Yang Yunyi should have come like this, this is Yang Yunyi.

When Sun Yue heard this, his eyes were fixed on Yang Yunyi in an instant.

Yang Yunyi hurriedly explained: "No, Mr. Sun, I mean, I really like you, really, really, you bring me to talk about cross talk."

Sun Yue wondered: "What's the matter, you said so many bad things about me, and you want me to talk about cross talk with you?"

Yang Yunyi applauded: "Okay, okay!"

Sun Yue said in disbelief: "You really can't hear good words, can you?"

Yang Yunyi shook Sun Yue's arm: "Teacher Sun, take me, take me!"

Sun Yue said unceremoniously: "Hey, I can't take it! Who am I, that fat man, who is at the bottom of the chain of contempt for cross talk, and even those who praise me look down on me."

Yang Yunyi hurriedly explained: "Mr. Sun, I really didn't mean that. Besides, you've come all the time. It's inappropriate not to perform. There are so many audiences watching!"

At this moment, Sun Yue became arrogant: "I'm sorry, I can't act!"

Yang Yunyi pondered for a moment, and then threw out his trump card!

"If you don't act, you will have no money later, and it will cost hundreds of dollars!"

As soon as these words came out, Sun Yue became even more stubborn.

"Then, the show will last for one night at most!"

The audience began to applaud wildly. If Sun Yue and Yang Yunyi really acted for one night, then they would also like to watch it for one night.

Of course, I have to admit that Sun Yue and Yang Yunyi can play for a few hundred dollars, which is too cheap.

Sun Yue continued: "It's clear, I'm not doing it for money!"

Yang Yunyi made a clear gesture: "It's all for art, for the audience!"

After Sun Yue nodded, expressing his satisfaction with Yang Yunyi's answer, Yang Yunyi added a sentence.

"It's the same as our tone, I never care about money, money means nothing to me!"

The audience may not understand this sentence now. Many years later, when the audience thinks of the cross talk that Yang Yunyi said, when they think of this sentence, they will definitely find it particularly ironic.

Although Sun Yue was a little dissatisfied when he heard Yang Yunyi's words, he still said: "There is still a problem between us, and that is that you can perform cross talk!"

Yang Yunyi proudly said: "How simple cross talk is, two people can talk cross talk standing on the stage, and there is no need for any props, let alone any culture, just two people standing on the stage can do it."

When Sun Yue heard this, he wanted to refute, but he couldn't.

Because now outside, many people are, as long as they form a partner, they dare to go on stage and talk about cross talk.

It doesn't matter whether they are talking about cross talk or not.

Because, in their opinion, cross talk is the lowest threshold!

Sun Yue said: "Since you know how, then simply sing one for the audience, and I can take the money and leave after singing!"

At this time, the audience shouted again.

"I want to listen to Wujiapo!"

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he teased himself: "You don't know what my master said just now, the one who sings his own songs without copyright is me!"

When Yang Yunyi came out to confirm it himself, the audience was still a little surprised.

Even though I guessed it, I still have a feeling at this moment that it really is him!
Yang Yunyi said: "But since I want to sing one for everyone, I will sing a passage from "Si Lang Visits His Mother". How about my master's favorite "Called Xiao Fan"?"

The audience naturally agreed, but it is very difficult to call Xiaofan, and ordinary young comedians dare not touch it. Even if Yang Yunyi has a good voice, is his voice so high? "

At this moment, Yu Qian was stunned.

He turned to Guo Degang and said, "Is your disciple able to sing Xiaofan now?"

The others also listened, because it was very difficult for them to call Xiaofan, or even impossible.

Guo Degang was also puzzled, he didn't think Yang Yunyi could do it.

But what if Yang Yunyi did it?
Maybe he was secretly practicing in private, and then planned to surprise everyone.

So Guo De just replied: "Let's see, he will know soon!"

On the stage, Yang Yunyi moistened his throat and began to sing.

"When I saw the princess stealing the command arrow, I couldn't help but feel happy."

When he sang this line, Yang Yunyi was quite normal.

When he sang the last line, he stood at the gate of the palace, which was normal. When it was time to call Xiao Fan, he just said the same thing, called Xiao Fan and passed.

Everyone was stunned, is this Xiao Fan you?
This is too outrageous!
What you call singing is completely talking!

The audience felt that they had been tricked and wanted to refund their tickets.

But when I thought that the refund place was in Afghanistan, I hesitated again.

　Ask for a monthly ticket, and if you pass [-] monthly tickets, I will sing this passage called Xiaofan for everyone.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)