I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 144 The visuals are too scary (second update)
After Yang Yunyi stretched his head back, Guo Degang continued: "At that time, I was walking on the street, wearing sunglasses, for fear that others would not recognize me. When I went to the street, more than 1 people gathered around me asking for my autograph. This was the greatest happiness. "

After pondering for a while, Guo Degang said: "Now, live happily, that's what I think is the happiest thing!"

Guo Degang suddenly thought of something, and said, "I remembered a story!"

Chunni nodded politely: "Say it!"

Guo Degang's eyes were full of memories, and his eyes turned from Chunni's body to the distance.

"There was an old Indian who was basking in the sun and weaved a straw hat with this straw, which was very beautiful. A businessman from a beautiful country came and saw it, oh, this is great! Just ask, you sell The old man said to sell it! The merchant asked again, how much! The old man quoted a number and said five dollars, and the people in this beautiful country took out five dollars and said, I want it. Take this straw hat and put it on on the head, and left."

After Guo Degang took a sip of the tea on the table, he slurped and said: "The next day, this beautiful Chinese came again and said that this straw hat is so beautiful. I want to place an order with you. I want a hundred pieces. Let's see if you can sell it to me. Me, how much is a hundred! The old man thought about it and said, you can give one hundred dollars!"

Chunni couldn't believe it: "One hundred dollars ah, isn't it only five dollars before?"

Guo Degang replied: "This beautiful Chinese is also very puzzled! How can I buy so many, but it is expensive? Old man, that's all he said. He said that I am here every day in the sun and knitting straw hats, and I am so happy But you want so much, I can't rest. I will feel very tired if I work overtime to do such work for you, and you have to take money to make up for me, so I have to take so much money!"

After Chunni heard this, she suddenly realized.

But the people present couldn't laugh when they heard the story.

Who doesn't have a job yet? At work, they always lick their faces to cater to others. If they make mistakes at work, they will be scolded like a son when they are old. The key is to bear it.

There are wives and children at home, and there are elderly parents at home, how can I not bear it!
Yang Yunyi was listening in the background, and it wasn't a pleasant feeling either.

There is a saying, at that time he said that he would rectify the workplace after zero zero, but without the support of his parents, your entire Mao workplace!
That's because you know that even if you don't go to work, your parents won't ignore you.

Just like the author who wrote "I'm Talking about Crosstalk in Deyun", he is simply a moth!
A lot of people who don't learn well at an old age, go to write novels, is it worthy, the same reason!

Chun Ni said: "Maybe the old man feels that he has been affected mentally, so he asks for so much money!"

Chun Ni sighed again: "Hey, I really think that small stories breed great wisdom!"

Guo Degang nodded and said, "Of course!"

Chun Ni sighed: "In fact, I believe that many people understand this truth, that is, spiritual joy and good emotions are probably more valuable than money. Emotional joy cannot be bought by money."

At this time, He Yunwei probed and said: "Mr. Chunni, my master is very pleased that you can think so!"

Guo Degang looked back and scolded angrily: "What's the matter with you, why do you always want to steal the scene, I tell you, there will be no next time!"

He Yunwei also put his head back awkwardly, looking at Yang Yunyi and Li Jing.

He Yunwei said: "Teacher Li Jing, it will be your turn later, but you can't use the trick that Yun Yi and I just used, you have to find another way!"

Li Jing cut it with a look of disdain.

He said: "You are all children's tricks, and I don't rarely play them. You will see me later, how I steal the scene."

On the stage, Guo Degang and Chunni continued to talk.

Li Jing walked up out of breath, and seeing tea on the table where Guo Degang and Chunni were sitting, she quickly poured herself a cup, and after drinking it, she breathed a sigh of relief.

Guo Degang looked at Li Jing and asked suspiciously, "What are you doing?"

Li Jing was still panting at this moment, breathing rapidly.

After about six or seven seconds, he put one hand on his waist and replied, "Let me tell you, forget it, I won't talk anymore, I'm leaving the stage."

After speaking, he left the stage.

At this scene, Guo Degang and Chunni were dumbfounded.

The audience laughed loudly, which was obviously to steal the scene.

Backstage Yang Yunyi and He Yunwei looked at Li Jing and gave them thumbs up.

He Yunwei praised: "Teacher Li Jing, ah, let's show our heads, you went directly to the stage and snatched the scene for more than ten seconds!"

Yang Yunyi also said with emotion: "I have to admit, zombies are still old and spicy!"

Li Jing and He Yunwei looked at Yang Yunyi at the same time, Li Jing was not happy, and taught: "What zombies, I'm still a water ghost! That's called ginger or old spicy!"

It's a pity that the audience in front of the stage didn't see them acting as demons in the background.

The director couldn't see it either. Otherwise, these three people offended the zombie sister and the water ghost sister at the same time, and they would be sent to the gallows the next day, making them unable to survive or die?

During the intermission, Guo Degang came in front of the three of them.

He said to Li Jing: "Wait a minute, let the two young men go! You are an elder, lift them up!"

Li Jing took a deep look at Yang Yunyi and He Yunwei, then nodded.

Yang Yunyi glanced at Li Jing unobtrusively, which was a clear sense of righteousness.

When the broadcast continued, the stage managers played by Yang Yunyi and He Yunwei were already preparing under the stage.

Yang Yunyi controls a video camera, while He Yunwei stands beside Yang Yunyi.

It's not that He Yunwei doesn't want to control the camera, it's that few of these cameras weigh more than a hundred kilograms, and He Yunwei's height and strength don't have an advantage, so let a young and strong guy like Yang Yunyi take control.

When the director transferred the camera to the two, He Yunwei patted Yang Yunyi.

Yang Yunyi took off the earphones and asked, "What's wrong?"

He Yunwei pointed to Guo Degang and said, "He recited all the words according to the original words!"

Yang Yunyi nodded: "Yes!"

He Yunwei continued: "I know him too well, just watch, when he comes down later, he will definitely ask the two of us for his box lunch!"

Yang Yunyi suddenly said: "What's the matter, I want to pull it out for him!"

He Yunwei looked at Yang Yunyi in shock, how dare you say that?
Although Guo Degang was on the stage, he was not far away, so he could naturally hear Yang Yunyi's words.

He only had one thought in his mind at the moment, why did he accept such a traitor back then!

It's not right for the audience to laugh, and it's not right not to laugh, because there is a sense of picture.

You know the sense of picture, for example, when the sense of picture has beautiful women, luxury cars, delicious food and wine, the picture is naturally pleasing to the eye.

But there is a person on the screen who is pooping, and that person is still smiling at you, and that person is still Guo Degang.

Thinking of this, can you not help but shudder?

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