I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 229 Ask Me If You Don’t Understand (Please Subscribe)
Yang Yunyi said: "This cloning, how should I put it, is the clinical application of medicine. It's a troublesome thing, you know!"

Sun Yue heheed twice, and replied arrogantly: "I don't know!"

Yang Yunyi glanced at Sun Yue: "Anyway, this thing is quite troublesome, it's copying, you know, copying!"

Sun Yue nodded: "You are right, cloning is copying!"

Yang Yunyi waved his hand and said, "No, I mean copying, do you understand?"

Sun Yue replied: "I understand, copying is cloning, and cloning is copying!"

Yang Yunyi groaned: "Talking to you will kill me, and you don't understand this question with your IQ!"

Sun Yue yelled: "No, why don't I understand, cloning is copying! Why don't I understand."

Yang Yunyi snorted: "You understand, that's fine, you still have some brains!"

Sun Yue stared at Yang Yunyi: "Fuck you, talk nonsense, who's brain is gone."

Yang Yunyi smiled at the audience: "I thought this cross talk actor was out of his mind, because when we were in the psychiatric department, we scientists."

Sun Yue interrupted quickly: "Wait a minute, where are you? Psychiatrist?"

The audience burst into laughter, yes, scientists are in the psychiatric department, and those in the psychiatry department all say that they are scientists.

Yang Yunyi stared at Sun Yue, and opened his mouth dissatisfied: "What kind of ears, I said that when I was in the Academy of Sciences, when we scientists were squatting there to discuss these things, we could understand as soon as we said it, and we could understand it!"

Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi with a suspicious look on his face: "Why, are scientists squatting there to discuss things?"

Yang Yunyi let out a sigh and said, "That's right, what's the matter, aren't you convinced?"

Sun Yue couldn't laugh or cry: "Who is not convinced, I just want to say, it's not good to sit for a while!"

Yang Yunyi was too lazy to argue with Sun Yue, and continued to preach: "Copy, anything can be copied, of course, including you!"

Sun Yue snorted, with a look of disbelief on his face: "I can copy it too!"

Yang Yunyi said proudly: "Of course, copying you will cost about 41 yuan."

Sun Yue snorted: "Then I'm really cheap, but you have the odds and the whole, which is very good."

Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue's shoulder, and comforted him: "Don't be discouraged, if it doesn't work, I'll give you a little more, or fifty, fifty rounded up!"

The audience laughed again, your number is completely incomprehensible.

41 make up fifty, why don't you reduce one piece to forty?
Sun Yue said angrily: "I need you to round up the number for me, it's useless to make up all these things."

Yang Yunyi said: "It doesn't matter, I will buy you a white porcelain jar when the time comes, that is, the jar that sells haggis. Find water to rinse it clean, and then find a rag. Wipe it clean inside and out, It has to be wiped clean!"

Sun Yue interrupted: "No, why are you doing this?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Don't worry, after cleaning it, find such a rubber tube, there is a needle over there, you know! Use this needle to pierce your stomach, take a sip from this side, then suck it out and spit it out!"

Sun Yue said hehe: "Everyone, you see, this is changing the water for the fish tank!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Why did you change the water for the fish tank? You can use it to steal gasoline!"

Sun Yue heard: "Okay, I'm talking nonsense here. I'm talking about copying, copying!"

The audience thought to themselves, don't say it, stealing gasoline can indeed be done.

But it's best not to go because it's against the law.

There is really no other way, so I can’t go there either.

Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue and said, "Don't worry, I'll get you some blood first, so that it can be copied easily. Your genes are all here!"

When Sun Yue heard this, it turned out that this was the case, so he oh a few times.

Yang Yunyi continued: "Just use this tube to suck four hundred catties of blood from your body!"

Sun Yue let out a cry: "Four hundred catties, where did all this blood come from?"

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue in surprise: "No?"

Sun Yue waved his hands and replied, "No, no four hundred catties!"

As soon as Yang Yunyi heard it, he changed his tune and said, "Since you don't have [-] catties, then you can use less. But even if you don't have [-] catties, you should drink a little bit and add water!"

Sun Yue was stunned: "Wait a minute, you wait a moment, why do you have to add water?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "Of course, not only do you have to add water, but you also have to put some salt into it. After putting in the salt, you also need to put some peppercorns. It's best to add some monosodium glutamate to make it look fresh!"

Sun Yue interrupted: "No, are you a clone?"

Yang Yunyi was dissatisfied with being interrupted, and said angrily, "Can you let me finish?"

Sun Yue stretched out his hand: "Okay, okay, finish!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Put your photo on it when the time comes, there is a switch at the bottom, press it, it says to start cooking. Just wait now, I guess it can wait for half an hour!"

Sun Yue heheed twice: "Put me in the rice cooker, you won't have to wait for half an hour!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "After waiting for half an hour, the light suddenly jumped and jumped to the heat preservation place. At this time, we had to open the lid of the pot. Once the lid was opened, a Sun Yue was born."

Sun Yue sneered and said, "Just copy it like this?"

Yang Yunyi said: "That's not true. Later, this technique was learned by people who make blood tofu. This is cloning. In fact, it uses a very simple principle to explain it clearly to you."

Sun Yue said hehe: "Oh, I understand it completely."

Yang Yunyi said again: "Let's talk about some other things. For example, when you talk about cross talk, when you are in the background, you ask me for many questions. You don't know that!"

Sun Yue said: "If you don't tell me today, I really don't know!"

Not to mention that Sun Yue didn't know, neither did the backstage comedians, nor did the audience below.

But the audience no longer believed in Yang Yunyi at this moment, this guy didn't hold back anymore.

Maybe how to make up and talk nonsense!
Yang Yunyi said: "Then I have to explain it to you. For example, there is an old man named Zhang Wenshun in your backstage."

Sun Yue nodded: "Yes, yes, there is such a person!"

Yang Yunyi opened his mouth and said: "This old man, at such an advanced age, he still has to ask me if there is anything he doesn't understand."

Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi suspiciously: "Tell me, what did Mr. Zhang ask you?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "I met this Mr. Zhang backstage today. When he saw me, he called, Yang Yunyi, I have a question. I had a dream last night. What's going on?"

Sun Yue asked strangely: "So what's going on?"

Yang Yunyi said: "I said it's okay, the dream is what I think in my heart, don't think so much. But this Mr. Zhang is not happy, he said, but I dreamed that I was a cow and I was grazing on the mountain."

Sun Yue said: "And then?"

Obviously, Sun Yue is also interested in the later story.

The audience in the audience is more interested.

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